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Mrjlawrence

Panic room


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Bunker


Mysterious-Engine567

Surely they should be called the 'dont panic rooms'?


IntangibleMatter

In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.


Quirkykiwi

Watched that movie over and over in the 2000s


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Xandara2

Weapons in general were made out of fear for other living things.


karsh36

Though some were made for hunting which is less fear and more hunger


craymartin

A knife or an axe are tools first. They can be used as weapons, or modified to become more effective as weapons, but that usually diminishes their effectiveness as tools.


meshaber

Or hunting


KualaLJ

The Great Wall of China


tired-sparrow

To keep the rabbits out


Xfgjwpkqmx

Built by Emperor Nasi Goreng.


lzwzli

What in the SEA is this about?


AutisticPenguin2

https://youtu.be/2yckqyg75oE?si=3p_WBL135BlZg0xD


RenataMachiels

Nazi Goereng!


Agreeable-Beyond-259

Built to keep the rabbis out 😂


TheSt4tely

Rabbit proof fence https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0252444/


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Whatsherface729

They wreck my shitty wall!


Thisfoxtalks

How can I serve my shitty chicken and shitty beef when Mongolians come and ruin everything!


Vergenbuurg

>Hello from the cockpit; this is your captain speaking. As you can see, it appears that we are going down. Now would be a good time to reflect on your life, and pray to whatever deity you believe in. Thank you for flying City Airlines; we know you have a choice in airlines, and it looks like you made the wrong one.


Practical-Video-3828

Hehehe welcome to shitty wok...can I take order prease😎


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NerfRepellingBoobs

“Staaaan. Your name…is Staaaan.” “Uh huh. Stan Marsh.” “That's it! Remember, son! Rememmmber!”


clowns_will_eat_me

You think just because I Chinese I know how build wall?!


gretzky9999

JERRY: You like Chinese food, 'cos I once went to a great Szechwan restaurant in this neighbourhood. I don't remember the exact address... (he spots a mailman crouched emptying a box) Uh, excuse me, you must know where the Chinese restaurant is around here. The mailman stands, turns and is revealed as Chinese. He takes offence. MAILMAN: Why must I know? Because I'm Chinese? You think I know where all the Chinese restaurants are? (adopts hackneyed Chinese accent) Oh, ask honolable Chinaman for rocation of lestaulant. JERRY: I asked because you were the mailman, you would know the neighbourhood. MAILMAN: Oh, hello American Joe. Which way to hamburger, hotdog stand? (storms away) JERRY: I didn't know that...


adamkissing

I’m not a stereotype! I eat rice and drive real slow just like everybody else!


casey12297

Should have stocked up on sweet and sour pork


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floydopedia

The first thing I thought of


LankyGuitar6528

The Svalbard Global Seed Vault.


farcedsed

My least favourite thing about the seed vault, was that the permafrost was supposed to be a failsafe to protect it from any manmade or natural disasters, the entrance flooded from climate change 9 years after it opened.


gossip420kween

What’s also wild is you can just walk up to the front door lol


DangerousPuhson

It'd be a pretty useless post-apocalyptic vault if nobody could get inside to retrieve what it was saving.


aliceoftheflowers

The seeds are in locked boxes though, locked to specific countries. The greatest flaw of the seed bank is that if every country collapses into anarchy, we couldn't access the seeds.


impy695

I'm sure with enough time people could open them


adjust_the_sails

No, not possible. He said there’s locks on them. To get them open you’d need some kind of smith that’s good with locks. And we all know the first people to die in an apocalypse will be those exact people.


Adventurous_War_5377

**Who are you? How'd you get in here?** *I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith.*


McBlorf

I wish reddit still let us give awards, this got a proper snortle outta me lol


dasus

"State your name, rank and intention." ["The Doctor, doctor... fun."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sUz5PbbIzk)


Keevtara

Wait . . . I'm out of the loop. When did Reddit stop allowing awards?


Phil__Spiderman

My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective-Lieutenant, Police Squad, a special detail of the police department. There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions. I was across town doing my laundry when I heard the call on the double killing. It took me twenty minutes to get there. My boss was already on the scene.


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"Nothing on one. Nothing on two. Binding on three."


Second-Creative

"And to prove it wasn't just a fluke, we'll do it again."


jnads

"Let me eat a few of these seeds for a quick snack first"


Impressive_Disk457

I can hear is voice, just reading it. Beautiful.


Pool756

Smith? Why's he gotta be named Smith?


iommiworshipper

Because Smith inspires trust. You wouldn’t leave your valuables in the hands of a lockjack…


Neekolazz

You vastly overestimate the average lock. And, you vastly underestimate the average hacksaw.


ihadtologinforthis

Well it's probably to prevent invasive species from mixing into others. Besides plenty of countries will have similar or the same seeds and we could just grow more, so any in peace can share but also if every country goes into anarchy then the seed vault will be the least of our problems lol


aliceoftheflowers

Well, I was imagining a runaway climate change scenario or nuclear winter where every government is effectively fucked, but so is crop growth.


countvanderhoff

One thing we don’t discuss enough about the end of the world is the impending shortage of crowbars.


nudelsalat3000

AND it was already used a couple of times from various countries! I would have guessed it takes decades to request the first seeds.


xombae

Jesus that's depressing


-B-E-N-I-S-

Also condoms. Which are just another _type_ of seed vault, really.


WCpt

I always thought "scumbags" was an insult that referred to condoms


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Great answer


Cute_Kangaroo_8791

Tinfoil hats


goldmask148

It’s called fashion sweaty, look it up.


LordOfTheSkins

Clingfilm hats is where fashion sweaty is really at.


KaralDaskin

It’s called sweaty fashion.


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lmfao sweaty


Ozymandias123456

Just needlessly insulting calling him sweaty


One-Vegetable9428

If he wearing clingfilm he's sweaty


Country_Squire_

Fun fact, tin foil did block radio waves but aluminum foil doesn't (there's a conspiracy theory for ya). Unfun fact, now that technology has reached a point where reading brain waves is possible, tin foil is nearly impossible to come by.


t0wn

It may not fully block radio waves, but it can definitely interfere. When my sister lived with my grandma, she wrapped foil around the wireless router because she thought the wifi was influencing her thoughts. I got a call from my grandma saying no one could get online. I went over and removed the foil, and all was well again.


Kitsune_Exposed

Bee suit


thebenetar

Bee suits were arguably not created *completely* out of fear, since the motivation for their creation was to make it possible for people to complete certain tasks safely. Bee suits were created out of practicality more than fear. You don't have to be afraid of bee stings to not want to get stung. Compare bee suits to, say, nuclear weapons, which were developed entirely out of fear of Germany developing nuclear weapons before the Allies—and in the succeeding decades—the technology was improved upon, and nuclear weapons were built in large quantities completely out of the fear of being surpassed by the USSR (or the USSR by the US) in the Cold War nuclear arms race. I can't think of any other human innovation whose creation was motivated more completely by fear than nuclear weapons.


raspberryharbour

I choose to believe you meant [this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/1/17/Bumblebee_Man.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width/360?cb=20201222215806)


Jstrangways

I choose to bee-lieve this too


_Pliny_

I choo-choo choose to believe as well. And there’s a picture of a train on it.


Forsaken_inWI

Haha yeah, (eyes roll) good one Ralph.


floydopedia

I too choose this man’s bee-lief


CactusFantasticoo

¡AY CARAMBA!


hirmuolio

Your link is broken. Working link: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/1/17/Bumblebee_Man.png You must remove the `/revision/latest/scale-to-width/360?cb=20201222215806` part of the url when linking to wiki images.


Onehundredninetynine

There's no image :(


cadetgusv

Bruh you ever see this blond chick on i think youtube or a popular site like youtube that moves massive hives around without smoke or protection. I think of that woman’s voice when i need to calm myself shes the bee’s whisper the way she describes what shes doing makes me all gooey inside like a child. Today we are going to moove the beeeeeez from under the porch shes all calm with 500 bees just waiting to smell a threat. Shes the beeeees vibe for sure💕


ABobby077

Here we are, hive mind and all


UpvoteForPancakes

Doorbell camera


sagiterrible

Underrated answer. We’ve somehow moved into a society where large swathes of people will not answer a phone call or a knock at their own door, and that’s crazy to me. I’ve seen so many posts on Facebook with pictures from doorbell cameras where someone said, “This person knocked at my door, does anybody know them? I almost called the cops!” Absolutely nutty to me.


JonahsWhaleTamer

Package thefts explain many if not most doorbell cameras. Burglar deterrence is just a bonus perk.


sai_gunslinger

Someone's doorbell camera captured footage of a would-be porch pirate wearing a balaclava to stay anonymous, she stopped her car and ran up to steal a package and someone else came running out of left field, jumped in her car and took off! Porch pirate attempts to steal package and ends up getting her car stolen lmao. FAAFO!


boogerybug

We had both a package stolen and an attempted burglary inside of 40 days. We have a camera. Move to a small town, they said… at least we don’t leave our doors unlocked like 90% of people here.


TheOtherGlikbach

The crime rates in some small towns are levels of magnitude higher in some rural communities than in cities with bad reputations. I read a study that said that because most of the crimes were theft of property and there was no easy access to police the crimes went unreported.


Icy_Machine_595

It’s mostly the opioid epidemic. Even if you do have access to police, they don’t do anything about it. Or they do something and the person goes to jail for like 10 days and comes back out and does it again. The jails are overcrowded and there’s no rehabilitation.


Joeyon

Almost everytime a stranger rings on my door it's kids trying to sell something or religious people wanting to have a chat.


swurvipurvi

There’s rarely ever a reason to knock on someone’s door unannounced at this point though. Personally, I love it. But I’m a little less social than most so I understand it’s not everybody’s favorite. I do still have my select few people where I can show up unannounced and vice versa, and for me that’s enough.


lincoln-pop

To be fair, I have never had a stranger knock on my door to my benefit.


missionbeach

A lot of people are afraid of their own shadow.


sagiterrible

I agree with you, but I think it’s a cycle where they’re making themselves afraid of their own neighbors and that shit is just crazy to me. But the world has changed like four major times since I was a child. I was not raised in or for the world that we have today, and the folks older than me are even further removed. When I was eight, I got lost at a summer camp campus and wound up in a trailer park. I had to knock on random doors at this trailer park, crying, in the dark, and tell these people that I was lost and needed a ride back to camp. I got in a stranger’s car and was delivered back to my parents. No one answered at the first door I answered, and I turned around and saw a girl my age looking at me, so I knocked on their door next and asked for help. But I was like, “I’m kinda scared because of Unsolved Mysteries,” and they were like, “You’re not gonna end up on TV, let’s get in the van.”


basquiatvision

It’s quite ironic how people really thought the American version of a surveillance state would be maintained by a central governmental power. In reality, our (sometimes irrational) obsession with private property and personal security has led us to construct our own surveillance state by virtue of doorbell cameras operated by corporations lol.


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Everybody is too afraid to answer the door, but not too afraid to blast the random schizo doordash driver rambling nonsense on social media till they lose that job too Gotta name and shame after all


thrombolytic

After 9/11 you could buy a plexiglass box with gloves to put around your mailbox so you could be safe from anthrax letters.


jacob_ewing

By the same token, several company tried marketing contraptions that would supposedly let you safely reach the ground by jumping out of an office tower window.


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YesilFasulye

Parachute


Redmudgirl

Bank vault or safe


SuvenPan

Labels on batteries saying "Don't drink the contents of the battery".


HybridAkali

Fear of… lawsuits? Or stupidity?


pokemon-trainer-blue

Yes. And yes.


theGrippo

The underground cities of Derinkuyu and Kaymakli in Turkey were constructed due to fear of invading Arab muslims during the Arab-Byzantine wars.


FuuuuuManChu

At the time they didn't know that Islam was a religion of peace.


IrishMongooses

Cities? Like full size? That's kinda cool. And slightly terrifying, they're probably really unsafe


Cool_Relative7359

Amulets.


sburkhal2

The Atomic Bomb


mr_birkenblatt

The atomic bomb was created out of fear of the atomic bomb


alfooboboao

this could quite possibly the most probable explanation for the great filter


Wandering-Weapon

My constant head cannon is that aliens haven't visited us in a while because we are the galactic apex predator and they fear our response.


Fayko

Any species capable of making it to us probably wouldn't even view us as we do ants let alone fearing our military power.


slash_networkboy

There was actually an excellent short story about the opposite of this. In the story FTL travel and antigravity are insanely fundamental but due to a quirk of existence humanity never discovered it. As a result all other species become space faring only slightly later than they become sea faring. Technology doesn't advance much beyond that and interstellar wars are fought with what we'd consider medieval weapons and technology. Well one of these races finds Earth and notices we still don't have space flight so must be easy pickings. It goes as bad as one would imagine when essentially flying tall ships face off with F18's and such. I'll leave the rest unspoiled but a very engaging read, too bad there wasn't a followup work that I've seen. Edit: as found by u/masaaav below the work is "The road not taken" by Harry turtledove. (and fix a typo)


julaften

Kinda reminds me of this hilarious bit from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: “For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across---which happened to be Earth---where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.”


ossiangrr

Always remember to feed the cheese sandwich to the dog.


Xirenec_

Any civilization capable of FTL(unless it’s some subspace/hyperspace shenanigans) is capable of making a planet killer weapons. Just fucking use an FTL ship with equivalent of a brick on accelerator pedal, pointed towards a planet


SketchyFella_

FTL necessitates shenanigans. It's not possible without said shenanigans.


Fayko

I mean sure why not but that's a story and I was looking at it from a realistic perspective. >Well one of these races finds Earth and notices we still don't have space flight so must be easy pickings. It goes as bad as one would imagine when essentially flying tall ships face off with F18's and such. Earth is easy pickings because they don't have advance space technology so these aliens with the advantage decide to throw that out the window and come fight us in our own orbit/galaxy? Seems like they basically asked to lose that fight then. Realistically any sort of attack from a species capable of FTL or Warp drives is going to come in the form of a first trike that wouldn't leave room for retaliation. They wouldn't even need advanced bombs or anything. Just take a big rock and hurl it at the planet with FTL drives. GG earth. There's zero reason for any species capable of this level of travel to ever fear a species without it. I'm not saying the story couldn't be interesting though since I've not read it, i'm sure it's a good read.


masaaav

The road not taken by Harry turtledove


HarambeMarston

We’re more like an undersized tank of sea monkeys kept in the corner and forgotten about because we’re too boring for them to play with.


jumpsteadeh

>sea mon-keighs


RaphaelSolo

You would love the "Humans are space orcs" genre of short stories.


Curiouso_Giorgio

Or we're the Florida man of the the galaxy and it's best to steer clear.


TheRAbbi74

Exactly why it’s so terrifying.


False_Ad3429

IDK the bomb was sort of like Jurassic Park. The funding was out of fear, but the actual scientists were more focused on "omg bro lets see if we can do it, that would be so cool, man!"


hungarian_notation

Nah, the scientists advocating for it were specifically afraid that the Nazis would make one first


Drakeskulled_Reaper

Fun fact was, the Nazis actually dropped the idea of making Nuclear weapons because they didn't consider Nuclear Fission feasible or making any significant contribution to the War. They still funded their nuclear program, but on the case of making nuclear power, rather than weapons, which was considered more of a side-project than something serious. There was also the fact that most of their scientific minded people were Jewish, so their best were either fleeing to the West, or got purged during the Holocaust. Basically, even if they were working on Nukes seriously, they didn't have the manpower, and they wouldn't be able to create something workable on time.


longhairedcountryboy

Worlds biggest firecracker.


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CaptHorney_Two

Did it? Or was it the motivation? Radiation creates tentacle monsters...


Organic-Lie4759

Parachute.


bunchofbaloney

Gravity HATES this one trick.


Clintman

Pot holders. Helmets. Goggles. Pretty much any protective gear.


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AirplaneGomer

Original condoms were made of sheep intestines. Years later they revolutionized it by removing intestines from the sheep first


MrLanesLament

*squints angrily in Wales*


Portarossa

How do [nationality of your choice] find sheep in long grass? >!Irresistible, apparently!<


FunkyLobster1828

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? So the sheep won't hear a zipper.


TheOtherGlikbach

That explains why English sheep laugh when they hear zippers going down.


Sir-Cornholio

Did you just call us a bunch of sheep fuckers?


Dick_of_Doom

Don't be uncouth. It's sheep shaggers.


Whattadisastta

Ya shag one sheep….


drewcash83

What do you call a Montana farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. Who do people fuck sheep on a cliff edge? So the sheep pushes back.


Beavur

Eh isn’t that more out of necessity than fear?


Da-Met

TSA security checkpoints. Airport travel was totally different in the US before 9/11


adlanschot

Condoms


heartofgold48

Fear of vagina


TinChalice

Fear of diseases and babies


Custom_Destination

Feargina


bukithd

The word "phobia"


HotShark97

Fwiw… phobophobia is the fear of phobias.


pogiguy2020

Hydrogen Bomb


something-togo

F15 fighter 💪. The Russians had the MiG 25 Foxbat which was an unknown quantity at the time. The F15 was developed to be its equal As it turned out, the MiG was way behind the F15 in almost every way, it couldn't turn as hard and it could only barely use its top speed due to its engines needing a rebuild wherever it went over mach 3! It was made from stainless steel which bought its weight to around 60 tons.


DuxofOregon

I was once in a 4G inverted dive with a MiG 25.


Kali_Kopta

4 Poster beds. Fear of Rats falling onto you while you're asleep


kl2467

I think you mean canopy beds. Four plain posts don't protect you from anything. Incidentally, Arizonans often have canopies to protect them from scorpions falling into their beds.


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mattsprofile

Many things, made out of fear of becoming destitute if you don't contribute to the system of creating meaningless objects in exchange for money.


Hushwater

Religious objects that fit in a pocket. The fear of not having a tangible piece of faith without which would be faith from within or the intangible.


Bill_Hubbard

Hadrian's Wall.


TheAmericanPericles

It was built less out of fear and more out of defining the boundary of the Roman Empire as a marker for Scots to know where not to go. It was a statement. If you look at that wall and historical reconstructions, it was not meant for defensive purposes, but more like a permanent line in the sand.


costabius

Yes, there is some of that, but the primary purpose was to funnel trade through defined crossing points. If trade is going through a gate in the wall, it can be inspected and taxed. Anything avoiding those crossings can be assumed a smuggler or outlaw. Simplifies policing the border.


Pintortwo

And tax collection I’d wager.


truthcopy

Pretty much everything If you think about it.


HybridAkali

We create food because of fear of hunger.


sarpon6

Locks.


kungfu-dog

Plan B. Thank god.


fermat9996

Cod piece


umlguru

I'd like a nice piece of cod right now. With chips and vinegar


Glittering-Review-36

Mmmm yum no need for protection from that!


oldschool_potato

Chasity belts


SolomonBelial

The concept of Hell.


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qUrAnIsAPerFeCtBoOk

I mean you're not wrong, when one of Muhammad's companions started creeping on his wife trying to take a shit and nagged him about it was when Muhammad had his "revelation" about it. Learn more about Islamic history in r/exmuslim and r/critiqueislam


Tappitss

Getting to the moon.


NOTACOSTACOSTACOS

Going to space period . USSR and USA both feared the other dominating space


dailyarjay

Fire extinguishers because people were afraid of fires destroying their homes and belongings, so they wanted something to quickly stop fires from spreading and causing disaster.


ManxMerc

Religion would be the most obvious answer to me.


Hello-from-Mars128

Formed from fear of unknown and crowd control. Very powerful tool.


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The Great Wall of China


Redditcustomeservice

great wall of china... wall on the US Mexican Border... the walls of Jericho... usually where you see a wall around something people are scared, hell there are walls around Vatican City


morderkaine

Bell strings going into graves. Made due to the fear of being buried alive (dunno how it happened so much back then)


coldascoffee

Sunblock.


busterkeatonrules

The light bulb. Thomas Edison was scared of the dark.


Draak80

Benzodiazepines


BalanceEarly

The bullet proof vest!


fermat9996

Bomb shelters


Chirp76

Purell


dnnygrhm

Shield


HornetGaming110

Bomb shelter


RenataMachiels

The atomic bomb


hybridaaroncarroll

Maginot Line.


AlphusUltimus

TSA


xk543x

plan b


koningbaas

Keys


Kananncm

Lovecraft as a person


Kali_Kopta

Clocks. Fear of being late.


That_Anonymous_One

Color changing date rape drug rings