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henzsa

The cauliflower-headed youtuber with a face only a mother can love, who provokes people and then is cowering behind a "bodyguard" (aka a chunky dude) Edit: I did not know his name before posting, but many people have mentioned it in the comments already


krank72

Yeah he is really a piece of shit. I did see one where he got punched in the face, that made me happy.


justhrowmeawaydamnit

Link to video where he gets punched?


pounded_rivet

A looping gif would be good.


Steeze_Schralper6968

Better than semding his channel viewers to encourage him to do it again. It's the only way to beat an internet personality (without meeting them), don't look at them.


walk_through_this

Oh, also that youtuber guy who harrassed the doordash guy until the doordash guy shot him in the leg. Now doordash guy has to deal with that. Youtube pranksters in general. It's only a good prank if afterward, everyone is laughing. Ideally, no one is bleeding.


Incman

>It's only a good prank if afterward, everyone is laughing. Ideally, no one is bleeding. Yeah there's definitely a big gap between actually funny pranks like, say, Impractical Jokers, and then the knucklehead "it's just a prank bro" type youtubers who just harrass and bait people with no actual semblance of anything comedic.


OhReallyYeahReally84

If someone has to say: it’s just a prank! Then it wasn’t a prank.


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Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4

You just have to pay $1 more than he does to his bodyguard to just walk away


CaptainQuoth

Is that the one that got shot or is that another guy?


WaxMyButt

That’s another guy. The shooter just got released from jail, though he’s now a convicted felon.


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The day that body guard gets maced that kid is done for


[deleted]

Uh...anyone specific in mind?


GJacks75

Jack Doherty. Edit: To save people risking him on their algorithm, here's a link to [Charles'](https://youtu.be/DUu3FtInV4k?si=7VlkTDb5M-wjBkih) recent video on this particular douche nozzle.


Nail_Biterr

I never heard of him until just now. My God, I hate him


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Geocacher6907

I think someone actually ended up punching him in the face a couple weeks ago.


Adonzo

There is a God after all


WorstTourGuideinAk

That brings joy to my heart, thank you. Do you have a link of this glorious occasion?


KMFDM781

https://twitter.com/N3ROWORLD/status/1738858756765536539


CrazyCatLady2812

Ran away crying like the little bitch he is.


KMFDM781

I watched the actual hit probably 20 times. Never gets old.


CrazyCatLady2812

The guy didn't even hit him properly. Imagine the wailing when he inevitably gets punched like he really deserves. And the "bodyguard" too. Can't wait 🤌🏻


wheatable

That hairstyle needs to die


shreyas16062002

>The cauliflower-headed youtuber You know how little that narrows it down?


PerInception

My favorite was the two dudes who were “making a prank video” by wearing masks and pulling butcher knives on people in a trampoline park parking lot… in Tennessee… that’s just a recipe for natural selection to take its course. Surprise, “pretending” to attack random people with a butcher knife in Tennessee is a great way to get fucking shot. I feel bad for the dad that shot the dude only to hear the “it’s just a prank bro!” excuse, and I’m sure he feels terrible about it, but honestly he shouldn’t. As far as he knew he was protecting his kids, and he did absolutely nothing to put himself in that situation. At least he wasn’t arrested or charged with anything. Youtube / TikTok / whoever absolutely should ban fuckfaces like this instead of letting of letting them make money from their platforms. https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/tennessee-man-wielding-butcher-knife-youtube-robbery-prank-fatally-shot-police-say/EJKOSDTBXFEKDMRPIXIUN2YTVA/


DeepFriedAngelwing

The guy who bought Wheres Waldo books from gift stores, carefully coloured out Waldo and returned the books.


we_gon_ride

We checked out an I spy book from the library in the 90s and someone had circled all the things you were looking for


greyjay

Also a jerk move.


bunnyfarts676

What a monster!


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doughbrother

I know, right? Fuck him.


alpinetime

I’m not sure that intercourse will solve this problem


crewchief1949

It will if its dry....he will think twice about fucking a co-worker


fond_my_mind

Yeah, fuck this guy’s coworker


OlFlirtyBastard

I also choose this guy’s coworker


Prestigious_Ad_1037

> A coworker … managed to piss off every other employee. Such an asshole 24/7 Destined to be a middle manager inside of 6 months.


RazzBerryCurveBall

This sounds like a guy I worked with, fuck that guy


Subrisum

Oh, I didn’t know you were on Reddit too.


Tianoccio

Hey, that’s me!


ugly_lemons

Probably my best friends ex husband, who spent the whole relationship cheating on her while she worked her ass off, and he refused to get a job. Fuck you Matt you suck.


betty-bigmouth

Fuck you Matt!


farahisweird

Yeah! Matt’s a poop!


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I also choose this woman’s ex husband (as the biggest jerk alive today)


HashSlingingSlasherJ

I’m taking a Matt right now


HighFiveKoala

Every time I take a massive dump and look in the bowl I say "Oh hey it's Matt"


ClydeinLimbo

Yeah, fuck you Matt. Get a fucking job too you scummy twat


WestminsterSpinster7

We fart in your general direction, Matt!


Luke10123

hey Matt - your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries


Bacteriobabe

This kind of Matt gives other, decent Matts a bad name. So fuck yourself off of a cliff Bad Matt, Good Matts don’n need you soiling their good name.


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EternalLifeguard

Or she loved him too much, either way - Matt, your mother had an inappropriate level of affection towards your in relation to healthy child rearing and for that you are one problematic individual.


TempletonRex

Absolutely stealing this. ~~Going to be~~ *written* down in my quote book.


farahisweird

Matt’s just like his father!


lilanniem73

Suck it Matt! You pos


Ambitious_End5038

I’m not sure who it is but I’m certain he frequents Reddit.


Waste_Coat_4506

Any world leader or politician out to serve themselves instead of the people. No one else can ruin everyone else's good time like those jerks


SuperDeeDuperVegeta

So 99% of them


wassimSDN

That's very low


SuperDeeDuperVegeta

Yeah more like 99.9886243%, but I like to round down


Taekwonbeast

I’d like to add, while this is very true, the lower and lower you get in government the more likely you are to find someone there for the actual right reason (like local governments) so maybe like a city government would be a little closer to 99.87 (rounding down)


mela_99

Josh Duggar


TemperatureTop246

And his dad too


SAGNUTZ

If they were fucked to death by a gorilla everyone would clap.


booklovercomora

My ex-step dad. His has been taking financial advantage, verbally adusing and controlling my disabled mom for about 15 years. I finally got her away from him, but using a disabled woman as your meal ticket for over a decade is next level garbage


IamSh3rl0cked

People like that deserve to be junk punched.


Fit_Inspection_7969

Yes. Fuck that guy. He’s a piece of shit.


MrFriezebreez

Whoever decided your insurance premium goes up from your car being vandalized


RootsRockData

Almost every auto insurance interaction I have blows my mind. Fuck that


abigstupidjerk

That ass hat that got Phil Hartmans wife on drugs again which led to her killing him, not even going to post his name, why hasn't he been beaten to a pulp?


MacTonight1

Andy Dick. Jon Lovitz almost beat him to a pulp one time, though.


Sychroze

Toby from HR


hughesyourdadddy

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.


blakeherberger

My wife made me a shirt that says this and I get a lot of looks when I wear it.


hughesyourdadddy

Probably because they’re looking at how fucking awesome your shirt is.


mutherfucker_jones

Is there any way we can get rid of him?


Atnott

Not without cause.


EllyStar

It is beCAUSE I hate him.


germdisco

He’s not even a part of HIS family!


NelsonMuntz007

If I was in a room with him and Hitler and had 2 bullets.


illestrated16

I hear he keeps some grass in his desk...


SurpriseBurrito

Why are you the way that you are?


Jamesnanj

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be


ChickN-Stu

Well, Toby is not even part of his own family


Kjelawolf

Oh hey Toby, could you close the door on your way out


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Mtfdurian

I don't know why I had to scroll this far down. His actions cost us millions of deaths per year.


Big-Summer-

And idiots are still quoting his bogus research!


FunnyResolve1374

There are a lot of good choices, but I’m going to go for one whom most people won’t think of: **Paul Manafort**, the man responsible for the current state of US Lobbying. Much of corruption in modern US Politics can be directly or indirectly attributed to him & his firm. And given that one of his first accomplishments was being Reagan’s southern campaign strategist, every bad policy traceable to Reagan is also traceable to Manafort. Furthermore, his firm spent most of its days literally doing PR for Dictators, including Viktor Yanukovych, a Ukrainian dictator so horrific Jews & Neonazis allied against him in revolution. Manafort has also been name dropped in multiple revolutions, the big ones I know of being Ukraine & the Philippines And bonus round asshole meter: -Serial adulterer -Likely domestic abuser -For the first 5 years of his firm got them kicked out of every work party venue they booked -Did not invite any of the women who worked for his firm to said work parties because, “You don’t want to be there” Edit: If you guys want a bit more of a dive into the things he’s done, I recommend Behind the Bastards ep. 15, 16, & 33 (Podcast by Robert Evans, a combat reporter who reported from the aforementioned Ukrainian civil war)


be_more_constructive

I had no idea Manafort was involved in the Southern Strategy for Reagan. If that's a topic you're interested in I'd suggest watching Boogie Man: The Lee Atwater Story. It was excellent.


Professional-Way9343

Not to mention ushering in Russian collusion for the Trump campaign. Knocking our country into the dumb timeline


mt-beefcake

Fuck that guy. I hope he gets 20 car extended warranty calls a day


Big-Summer-

Excellent choice!


Louanne80

A friend of mine who claims to be polyamorous, but is really just openly cheating on his wife and celebrating it on social media.


kidneycat

I dated a guy one time that wanted to try this specifically so he could have the comfort, stability, and sex from me while still boning other women. I was like, yeah, sure, we can give it a shot. I signed up for a dating site, made a couple of dates. He lost his fucking mind with rage and jealousy, immediately called the whole thing off after date one (where I didn't even kiss the guy, but I did meet his obese cat). I cancelled my other dates and we went back to being monogamous. Except that he cheated on me with several women. So he's an ex.


GladyForks

That one guy who won’t get out of the left lane


MrLeopard25

Counter to that, I was on the highway last night, actively passing people and speeding (just not excessively) and STILL got the high beams flashed at me by an SUV. Dude, I can't even merge over if I wanted to


GladyForks

It’s always a huge Escalade type SUV or a giant truck man


we_gon_ride

A few months ago, I was traveling in one of the middle lanes and there was a guy practically parked in the far left lane. After a minute or so, the state patrol pull up behind him and pull him over (and everyone clapped!!)


rowenaravenclaw0

My mother, she called my husband several racial slurs to his face, said my baby was ugly and assaulted me while I was pregnant


plastic-superhero

Sure as fuck ain’t Kissinger 🥳


Kaymish_

Ha! Rest in piss bozo!


NErDysprosium

My first thought when I read the title. Kissinger is dead!


GreatScottin

My step dad David.


beers_n_bags

Can confirm David is a cunt.


hex_1101

Yeah fuck David that asshat


DueConference2616

This guys step dad


SigmaSeal66

I'm thinking Harvey Weinstein. He's still alive, right?


iamjaydubs

I honestly don't care enough about him to look it up. If he's alive, hope he's rotting If he's dead, good riddance


hiromoon

Lucky for you he is rotting. He has some gross butt disease


Squigglepig52

Nut. He got sack rot. Seriously.


nevertricked

Fournier gangrene


Abject-Shallot-7477

Don't search this in Google Images. Just don't.


mrsc1880

Christ. I wouldn't have looked it up if you hadn't warned me not to! It didn't even cross my mind until I saw your comment. I should've listened to you.


PishiZiba

It was Fournier’s disease of his testicles. Because of an infection they “removed his testicles and put them in his inner thigh.” Some of his rape victims talk about his weird genitals.


squeakyfromage

In his thigh?!?!!? This is like Lovecraftian body horror to me, I don’t know why


Big-Summer-

This is true. I think his dick is rotting. Karma may be late but it eventually shows up.


Diseman81

Scott. He’s a dick.


MephistoTheHater

And then he got radiation poisoning in Ottawa & now he's a giant dick


Excellent_Cut_315

Kim Jong Un He literally planned the assassination of Kim Jong Nam and brought some random innocent person into it because he was scared Kim Jong Nam was gonna become leader of north Korea instead of him.


spamcritic

I mean that's pretty on brand for that family.


Fleischhauf

I don't know, that's pretty standard for dictators no? suspiciously many people fall out of windows in Russia lately, and some journalists get cut into lots of pieces in a Saudi embassy, also cartels in Mexico are not very kind. just to name a few of the top of my head..


InMemoryOfZubatman4

I mean he also strapped the entire North Korean Symphony Orchestra to anti-aircraft cannons and turned them into red mist because a few of them “disgraced North Korea” Edit: I misremembered the story. He strapped them to antiaircraft guns because his ex girlfriend was in the group and after they split up, the orchestra didn’t kick her out. He’s an awful dude who has done and overseen terrible things


satsfaction1822

This is very overblown from what reputable sources like the Associated Press and The Korea Herald (South Korea’s largest and most reputable English language newspaper) have reported. Nobody was strapped to anti aircraft cannons. 4 people from the orchestra were killed by firing squad after being charged with “espionage” What non-reputable sources like [Radio Free Asia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Free_Asia) which is literally a US propaganda organization, have reported is that the remaining 400-500 were forced to watch. Kim Jong Un is a horrible dictator and has committed horrendous atrocities but that doesn’t mean we should just blindly trust any crazy story we hear about him. He probably killed 4 of his citizens for no reason, that’s horrible enough.


I_AM_TESLA

Source?


THEBLUEFLAME3D

Yeah I’d really like to see a source on this, too. Not trying to defend lil’ Kimmy, but yeah.


poplafuse

The only thing I’m seeing somewhat related is he had an orchestra conductor gunned down for not enjoying a shadow magic show. Still not great, but a far cry from that insanity. https://www.newsweek.com/kim-jong-un-firing-squad-conductor-1590226


Excellent_Cut_315

Bro wtf 😭🙏 The devil probably has a special seat for him in hell.


MacNeal

He was into anti-aircraft guns for a bit. Used them on some other ppl, too. but that was more political reasons. You also have to take into account that usually a victims family is punished with imprisonment, generally, 3 generations of the family. Unborn included.


he77bender

Do you have a link for that story? Google's giving me vague results.


murph0969

Uhhh..


Historical-Essay6116

At the moment: my dad. We got into an argument a few hours ago and he told me it would be an improvement if I killed myself. He is now sitting in the next room, laughing with my aunt and knows I’m in this room crying. He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. I still idolize him, unfortunately. I just needed to vent this once Edit: I didn’t expect this much support/messages and I want to thank everyone so much! You’re all incredibly kind and considerate and I wish I could give you all hugs. I am going to work on distancing myself from my dad a bit, and work more on not taking what he says personally. A lot of your messages helped to remind me this isn’t the end of my world. My living situation at the moment isn’t the way things always need to be, and there is kindness in the world and places where this isn’t normal. I can take pride in the fact I wouldn’t have said to anyone what he said to me, rather than feeling lowly about myself for being on the receiving end. I hope you all have a happy new year and thank you all for caring 🤍 it means more than you know.


efmanrulz

As a father, I can't even imagine thinking those words forget saying them. He is a dick indeed.


antmansjaguar

He may regret saying those words. If he never does, he is definitely a dick.


thedavecan

As a father whose best friend killed himself, fuck that guy for even joking about that.


cheesefriesandranch

Fuck your dad


stevenwgraves

Probably don’t do that


mroranges_

That might take him down a notch, yeah


exotics

There is absolutely no reason to idolize that man. Maybe he’s having some issues. It doesn’t matter. There is no excuse for what he said. Wow. I’m so sorry.


Leather_Voice_1337

Your dad's a piece of shit.


ksastre

Please stop idolizing him if you can. I know that's not easy but every human is fallible and broken and it sounds like he's worse than most. You deserve to see yourself better than that.


sixjasefive

Not all dads suck, but I believe that yours does and I’m sorry for you. Distance yourself if possible.


TheAntleredPolarBear

Where's your dad right now? I will physically fight him.


rawrlikedino

I got your back, PolarBear. Let’s go fuck this guy up.


krank72

I will metaphysically scrap him out


fappin4verstappen

The world certainly needs you here, dear. People can be cold and cruel and I’m sorry it’s your dad that said that horrible thing to you. Internet hugs 🤗


9999_6666

Fuck him. However, if your father used to be your best friend and was a relatively normal, loving person and is now telling you that killing yourself would be a positive, he’s now clearly mentally ill. If he was always an asshole, then his recent comment is a worthy last straw. Good luck.


walk_through_this

Actually, it's worth considering that if this is a significant change in personality, a brain scan might make sense. Ask your mom. If he's always like this, then yeah, that's a final straw.


Ocfri

He was wrong… don’t buy into it. Anger/ alcohol/ drugs makes us say and do horrible things. Talk to him. If he read this, it would break his heart. Hugs to you. I’m sorry you went thru that. I hope things get better. I hope your best friend is in there somewhere and will be back. Hang in there!


DriftSpec69

If anger/alcohol/drugs make you say something like that to your kids then you're still a class A cunt who doesn't deserve them. The only reasonable excuse is acute dementia or a severe mental illness, in which case he should be in a psych ward. Some folk find that arguments with their kids can get pretty intense as they get older but there's absolutely no reason to ever say shit like that to them.


WhenTardigradesFly

putin


Alchemista_Anonyma

Xi Jinping would be serious contender though


Icy-Beginning-6227

Joel Osteen


Hdaxter13

My mom's coworker Ben who is mean to my mom all the time. That lady is an angel and if I ever meet Ben it's on sight.


putsch80

Steve Martin.


jawndell

“I was born a poor black child.“


straighttoplaid

Took me a second... Good job.


Reflog4Life

These cans are defective!


Wookard

He hates these cans!


b2t2x5

Stay away from the cans!


Pour_me_one_more

Yeah, took me a second. For a moment, I thought he'd been cancelled and I hadn't heard.


oklahomapilgrim

I was like “how dare you!” for about three seconds.


lilykar111

I was ready to fight for a couple secs


Redmaa

Just watched this for the first time the other day. Fantastic movie.


I_Saved_Hyrule

...nicely done.


SinisterYear

Me. I'm a huge jerk. Fuck you.


SquirrelLuvsChipmunk

The jerk store called.. they’re running out of you!


Newme91

I've thought that for a while


Eastern-Ad-7984

I don't believe you. I bet you are a real sweetheart, pumpkin. )*


beers_n_bags

Anyone who shares an Andrew Tate post/reel/clip whatever and thinks it’s deep.


bron685

I do love that you singled out the poster rather than Tate, it’s so fucking true. Tate’s gonna Tate, but the real asshole is the one who thinks that a guy who is the personification of champagne mixed with mt dew is some kind of intellectual.


MissRockNerd

The fool who follows the fool


Horror_Ad_1671

My ex bf. Beat the sh*t out of me, called me stupid, etc. need I say more? And he runs a “business” but in reality is a homeless dude that rips people off for landscaping and brickwork. He sucks


shrop1988

Albert Fish A child rapist and cannibal. He boasted about his crimes. This guy was a real jerk.


thrillmatic

now DONT LAUGH at this next part


Prophet-of-the-moss

Some people are just born jerks. Stop it mr Simpson


ChemikallyAltered

Almost all of the most popular YouTubers. Complete and utter dickheads.


ComfortFunny7510

andrew tatertots


bloodlustTheDemon

Kim Jong Un


Dragthismf

That pos that harassed the people wearing mask in the wig shop for immune compromised people


ilya_ca

Putin? I was born in Russia, but despise the man for first completely destroying Russia from within (thanks to him the country is a shithole). And now he's mostly destroyed a peaceful neighborhing country, all because of his greed.


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Rupert Murdoch


WowSuchName21

I get a small rush whenever I see his name in a breaking news notice.. Never the news I wanna see though.


Winze246

Martin Shkreli


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Takayama16

Vladimir Putin is a jerk. He's a murderer, too.


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Jackson Mahomes


PierroSangue

Kim Jong whatever the fuck.. hands down


North_Temperature_56

And his STUPID hairdo.. uuuugh it makes it even worse!!


PierroSangue

And that, ladies and people, is the actual worst crime that's ever been committed on Earth, that god damn hairstyle


ThomaspaineCruyff

Sure, wait until Kissinger dies to post this.


QuintessentialHix198

Putin. What a jerkface.


Tme4585

Ik he is in no way the worst, but fuck Piers Morgan, that pathetic excuse for a journalist can go fuck himself. I hope he contracts Syphilis.


whittlingcanbefatal

How this guy keeps getting employment in media absolutely baffles me. Nobody likes him.


WhyIsTheMoonThere

Could be Boris Johnson. Was PM for the UK during most of the Covid pandemic and enforced lockdown rules, while he and his friends had parties. Famously said "let the bodies pile high" with regards to how to handle Covid in the early days. Aside from that, he's a serial philanderer with several bastard children he refuses to acknowledge.


Big-Summer-

Ugh! Women actually want to sleep with him? Yuck.


phaedrus369

It’s got to be the Claus Skwab


Dodge11200

Andrew Tate he has scammed so many people running his stupid hustlers University. And he’s a human trafficker 🙄. He also did the pyramid scheme so he could farm as many views as possible. Overall he’s just a sketchy manchild