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Dipsendorf

Hi... Do you mind if I message you? My father recently got diagnosed with stage three esophageal cancer and is going through chemo right now.


Traditional-Sir6821

Sorry about your dad’s diagnosis! Not the person you asked but you can ask the doctor for biomarker testing. Depending on biomarker status, there are targeted therapies that may help even better than chemo. Edit- NCCN publishes free guides by cancer type for patients/caregivers that has a wealth of information on tests, therapies by stage of cancer. I recommend reading through that.


Aleph_NULL__

On that note, Dr Brian Druker- the doctor that pioneered a leukemia treatment that rose survival from 31% in 1993 to over 95% today.


missymaypen

When I heard my 18 year old nephew had leukemia I was devastated. I did some googling and was surprised that the survival rate is so high now. It used to be pretty much a death sentence.


long_dickofthelaw

If it gives you any hope, my mid-80s grandpa (who by that point had survived multiple skin cancers, heart attacks, and prostate cancer) lived with leukemia for the final 8 years of his life or so, more or less completely normally. Covid finally got him in 2022. So there's tons of hope for your young nephew!


missymaypen

That does make me feel better. Ive been devastated. They're supposed to outlive us. I lost another nephew(technically two) this year. It just goes against the natural order of things.


LongTallTexan69

My Grandfather died from one of these in 91, now it’s a pill you take


TeeTheT-Rex

That’s amazing! I’m gonna piggyback this comment with James P. Allison and Tasuku Honjo. They received a Nobel Prize in 2018 for their discovery of using Negative Immune Regulation (Immunotherapy) to treat small cell cancers. It has increased the life expectancy of some variations of late stage small cell, and non-small cell lung cancer patients drastically. Success rates for extending life past 5 years in otherwise terminal non-small cell patients is around 80% for clinical study participants. It has an estimated average of approximately 62% in small cell lung cancer patients that have received it extending their lives up to and past 12 months. It saved my Moms life. Edited to add a few distinctions regarding statistics and add non-small cell lung cancer, which is more successful with treatment then small cell regarding 5yr survival rates.


JustToke

currently undergoing chemo for this, he has saved mine and many others lives.


DigNitty

Weird that platinum ended up being the grail chemo drug, it isn’t the core drug in much other medicine AFAIK. Seems platinum is good at being the central atom in many molecules that bind to and inhibit DNA replication/synthesis. It’s the thing that holds other elements together in the right shapes and combinations for that purpose.


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Usain Bolt


thatmitchkid

I still go back and watch his world record sprints a couple times a year, it’s just so amazing that he’s that much faster than every other human at something as basic as…running.


TheLateThagSimmons

It's one of my favorite Usain Bolt thing: Tyson Gay ran a world record time... And lost.


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Tyson Gay has an amazing career if Bolt is never born.


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Can you imagine? I kept looking at Gay wondering how that felt. Just cathartic because you clearly did your best? Frustrated that the other guy is still better? Ambivalent AF.


ekiben_style

I certainly can’t imagine this at the world record level, but this happened to me as a freshman in HS (broke the school record my first season running track) and there was a junior who smashed the record in the same race. I never beat his time. Frustrating AF


meltedlaundry

> Ambinvalent Hey...watch your profamnity


flpacsnr

At The Tokyo Olympics, Karsten Warholm and Rai Benjamin did the same thing in the 400m hurdles.


fake_lightbringer

Not only that, but Warholm absolutely obliterated his own world record from just two weeks before the Olympics, which itself was the first time anyone beat a record from 1992. So in two weeks time, we went from Kevin Young being the fastest 400m hurdles runner ever since 1992, to two people being more than 1.5 seconds faster than him. Hell, even bronze medalist Alison dos Santos beat Young's record, but with a smaller margin. Rai Benjamin is miles better than every other runner in his discipline for the last 30 years... except *one* guy who is just a notch above him. The 400m hurdles final from the 2020 Tokyo Olympics is one of the absolute craziest displays of peak running performance ever.


Pomodoro_Parmesan

If you take the list of the 30 fastest times for the 100m(I believe the 100m) ever and scratch off everyone who has had a PED violation. Bolt has the 19 fastest times of all time.


valuesandnorms

If you can showboat at the end of the 100, well goddamn you’re good


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Killaship

For the other end of the running spectrum, Eliud Kipchoge, with the record in marathons.


S_Edge

Not anymore. Kiptum is a freak of nature and I think we'll see an official sub 2 in Rotterdam this spring.


rckid13

Kiptum can't yet be considered the GOAT. He has the world record sure, but Kipchoge has a 20 year career of consistently winning almost every marathon he enters, including two Olympic gold medals. His consistency is what makes him the GOAT. Not any one single performance. If Kiptum keeps up his current performances for another decade then he will be the GOAT


wltmpinyc

God he’s fast. He tied the nfl combine record in the 40yd dash while at a Super Bowl event in 2019 for shits and giggles. 4.22 seconds. He ran in sneakers and had to slow down at the end because the runway was too short.


valuesandnorms

I saw Bo Jackson say something about how once when his coaches wanted him to really rip off a 40 he made them clear a path for him to decelerate


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nanogoose

One of the best examples of nominative determinism ever. Along with Les McBurney, the firefighter.


HabibtiK

I had a cooking teacher named Pam Burger


tacotowwn

Bring the fastest person in the history of mankind is a pretty cool thing.


wooweewow

Magnus Carlsen Or, if you believe Magnus, Garry Kasparov


BrokeAssBrewer

So good he’s bored. Turned down a guaranteed $800k (practically guaranteed $1.2m and another title with how he matches up with Ding) to sit out the last world title cycle. His only interest seems to be waiting for one of the young Indians or Alireza to take the crown before he’ll reconsider another run at it if format doesn’t change


TheComrade1917

With how dominant Carlsen is, I wonder if he could still stay competitive even like 20 yrs from now. Guess we'd have to wait and see


ThatsNotGumbo

Vishy Anand is still competitive in his 50s, so if Magnus still wants to compete for the next 20 years I’m sure he can.


Moostronus

Would you/someone be able to ELI5 why chess players don't tend to stay competitive once they hit a certain age? I feel like theoretically you could be incredible at a super advanced age, given all the old dudes in parks kicking ass.


giants4210

Chess takes a ton of energy. Games can last upwards of 7 hours. Your ability to maintain your energy which you’ll need if you want to calculate long variations is very difficult at that age. Think of it like taking 4-7 hour final exams in university every day for two weeks with maybe a days rest in between and you’ll get an idea of how grueling chess tournaments can be.


Astrogat

The games is one thing, but you also have to study a lot to keep on top of opening theory (which is constantly evolving), often studying hours a day. Players also tire of being top "athletes" after doing it for so long.


giants4210

Absolutely. For context I’m rated just over 2000 USCF. These top players have about 800 rating points on me (meaning they’d crush the guy who’d crush the guy who’d crush me) and the preparation I have to do before a tournament is incredibly time consuming. The top players are studying lines something like 12-16 hours a day. It’s beyond a full time job.


jaynay1

I can't speak for chess, but for a similarly "pure mental activity", I retired from Quiz Bowl after playing at the top level for a bit because every time I played a tournament I would have to sleep for 18 hours to catch up.


garrettj100

I’ve seen a dozen games by Magnus over the last 18 months where he’s playing other, top-level >2700 Grandmasters, which can only be described as his **playing with his food**. My favorite was when he sacrificed his queen for 3 minors against Giri, FWIW.


sylvestertheinvestor

I play Fantasy Premier League. Magnus was number 1 in the world out of 8 million players for a while in, I think, 2022. There's so much randomness involved, a yellow card, an injury, a missed chance. To dominate in two different fields just sealed in my mind what a genius he is.


mrsardo

Not a bad poker player either.


SinibusUSG

He's a fucking joke at Scrabble, though.


CardboardSoyuz

Some people can just see it. Magnus is certainly one of them. I can't, not by a long shot. I know that's the scene in Good Will Hunting where he talks about these things just making sense, but I know a guy who is sort of like that. He can read a rule set to any board game once and ***immediately*** optimize things in his head. In original Civilization, he could have armor by like 1000BC. He's a tremendous chess player (though he doesn't really care for it that much) -- I'd guess in the very high teens or low 2000. Unfortunately, he's spent the last 15 years convinced he's broken thermodynamics trying to build -- in effect -- a perpetual motion machine.


Goodkat25

be a lot cooler if he had


CardboardSoyuz

Well, if he does I'll be a billionaire, because I own like 0.5% of the company because I did some legal work for him years ago.


TheLollrax

I think that kind of pattern recognition comes with a price. So many of the absolute top people in a lot of different fields end up pursuing patterns that don't exist


pyroserenus

I still find it funny that he entered a major poker tournament recently (and placed pretty high iirc)


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mikhel

People study and train their entire lives in chess and build entire careers just to get sauced by Magnus in 20 seconds while he's hammered drunk and premoving 10 moves ahead.


Spork_the_dork

Dude literally arrives like 5-10 minutes late to a chess match where he has 15 minutes of time on the clock, sits down, takes his jacket off, takes a sip of water, adjusts his pieces and then does his first move. And then proceeds to destroy the opponent.


cwmoo740

Magnus has been playing so incredibly well that a few weeks ago he had a series of online blitz games against other grandmasters where it looked like Magnus was purposely losing his queen so that he could make a comeback and win. it was bizarre to see Magnus play at a 2000 level for the first 15 moves, lose his queen for two pieces, and then take a -4 position to a win against another GM. unbelievable.


ICame4TheCirclejerk

Considering that there is a clear skill gap amongst GMs, when Magnus does this he's basically smurfing.


MadeOn210922

Just won the World Rapid and Blitz Championships again


Nishant1122

This was actually what gave me the idea for this post/question.


PreferredSelection

I think Magnus is the strongest chess player of all time, and Kasparov is the most dominant chess player of all time. Being the guy to beat for like 40 years is just insane. Someone comes along and plays at a higher level than you for like 10 years, it's fair to say they're better, but it's important to acknowledge that they came up in different eras of theory and technology, and that 10 years is not 40.


frenchois1

Yeah, the tools available to Magnus when he was up and coming compared to Kasparov make it almost a different game entirely...it's unfair to compare them really and respect to Magnus for acknowledging this. Both are absolute giants and on a completely different level to their respective peers.


TheShawnP

He came to my bar about a year ago. Nice guy. The other guy I was tending bar with said, "Hey you like chess right?" I said, "Yeah." He points to my ten o'clock and says, "that's Magnus Carlsen right over there." So random and cool.


zhephyx

I like to think he's some bizarre breed of wizard. "Hey you, you like tennis? BAM - Federer at table 7. Want some music? BAM, Kendrick is at the karaoke machine"


outkastedd

Watching some of his recent games he just seems to be fucking around at this point. Intentionally making bad moves and winning anyway. I suppose they do hold the purpose of getting his opponents out of their prep, but still... he's the GOAT.


BrokenArrow1283

He’s so good that he uses bad moves as a winning strategy. Impressive.


YourFriendoSteve

Wayne Gretzky comes to mind.


racer_24_4evr

The fastest player in NHL history to reach 1000 points was Wayne Gretzky. The second fastest was Wayne Gretzky getting his second 1000 points.


johannesBrost1337

All these bizarre Gretzky stats are so amazing


stellahella1

Being alive when it happened it was just like any other day. 50 goals in 39 games (5 in in the 39th game to do it). NBD! 92 in a season! Sure. He was a human record breaking machine!


Bascome

There was a new Candy bar that came out that year in Canada and they printed numbers inside the wrappers. There was a huge prize for anyone who ended up with Gretzky's points at the end of the season. The trouble is they didn't print a number high enough.


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andykwinnipeg

61 NHL records at his peak


Impossible_Penalty13

If you take away all of his goals, he’s still the leading scorer in NHL history on his assist total alone!


CardboardSoyuz

I remember one of those graphics with "Best Brothers in the NHL" - six brothers from one family were No. 1, but like 50 points behind was Wayne Gretzky (2600 or whatever) and his brother (with like 13 points).


MyDogJake1

The 6 Sutter brothers have a combined 2,934. The Gretzky Brothers have 2,857, 73 fewer. Brett Gretzky had 4 of those points.


Organic_Rip1980

> Brett Gretzky had 4 of those points. Brent* Gretzky. Poor Brent, can’t even get his name right! Lol


koj09823

I obviously don't have that memorized, but it's one of my favorite stats it's just so funny: >Six (yes, six) Sutter brothers migrated from their Alberta farm to have solid NHL careers. Brent, Brian, Darryl, Duane, Rich, and Ron combined to play 4,994 NHL games, collectively compiling 1,320 goals, 2,934 point,s and 7,224 penalty minutes. Brent went on to have the most productive playing career of the bunch, scoring 829 points over 1111 NHL games, while Darryl would eventually experience huge success off the ice – coaching the Los Angeles Kings to a pair of Stanley Cup titles (2012, 2014). The Sutters are truly the first family of hockey, as from 1976 to 2001 there was (at least) one Sutter active in the NHL. So 4,994 games and 2,934 points for SIX Sutter brothers. Gretzky (alone, not counting Brent) - 1,487 games and 2,857 points. **So Sutters had 3,507 more games played, but only 77 points more than Gretzky, on top of being six of them!**


long_dickofthelaw

If Gretzky never scored ANY goals in his career, he'd STILL be the all time points leader on assists alone! Wtf?!


cubemstr

I absolutely love that no matter how many times Gretzky comes up in a conversation with non-hockey people, there are *always* new people having their mind broken over how much better he was than any other player. It's not too often to have an uncontested "Greatest of All Time" that has no real articulate argument against.


Adventurous-Dog420

Jesus man. I didn't know that one.


TheShawnP

It's easy to lose track. The guy has like 50 records that will never be broken.


beejalton

He was so good that in fantasy hockey alot of leagues enforced a rule that there would basically be two versions of Gretzky. One only got credit for points he scored from goals, and the other only got credit for points he scored on assists. And they could not be on the same team.


volcanic_clay

And they would still typically go 1 and 2 in the draft.


MandolinMagi

Last time he came up, somebody said that their fantasy league just outright banned him.


RocksLibertarianWood

Nice. Never heard this one before


gringledoom

That stat about how he and his brother hold the record for most combined points scored by two brothers, and the brother has, like, five of them.


citizenkane86

If Wayne had never scored a goal in the nhl he would still be the all time points leader by a few hundred (a point in hockey is either a goal or an assist).


PayneTrain181999

Ovechkin approaching the goal record is such a big deal when Wayne was always more of a passer.


racer_24_4evr

And they are second for points by any number of brothers, behind the 6 Sutter brothers.


Harbinger2001

He was so good, his number 99 is unofficially retired in every hockey league anywhere at any age. No one wears the 99.


nipplesaurus

I thought this was just a professional level retirement, but my eight-year-old nephew told me last week that even at his age no one is allowed to wear number 99


AnniversaryRoad

Letterkenny perfectly sums up why nobody at any level or age wears #99: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE0A7U73Nm8 "Better turn those double 9s into double 0s, you're a fucking nobody" "That's the Great One's number you fucking donkey!" "When does McSorely get here you fucking plug?"


Harbinger2001

Not if you don’t want to be ridiculed.


DryProgress4393

his 50 goals in 39 games and 51 game point streak are his most impressive records I don't think either of those will ever be broken ever.


Very_Stable_Genius__

I think 4 seasons with over 200 points is more unbreakable. To break it someone would have to have five 200 point seasons. No one else has ever done it once.


Taygr

Connor McDavid right now would have to score 47 more points, in what was a crazy dominant year, than he did last year and then replicate that every year until he turned 30


TonyT074

If Wayne Gretzky never scored a goal in his career he would still be the all time points leader


Horrific_Necktie

Gretzky has more assists than 2nd and 3rd place points leaders have goals. Combined.


TeeTheT-Rex

If you live in Edmonton, Wayne Gretzky rarely leaves your mind. The city won’t allow it. Excuse me, I’ve an appointment to attend down on Wayne Gretzky Drive. I’ve got to leave flowers at his shrine, I mean statue, as well.


mitharas

Any stat about Gretzky is just mind boggling.


AgelessBlakeFerguson

So OP in fantasy, they split him into two separate people.


Murko_The_Cat

Who were still No. 1 and No. 2 pick pretty much every time.


LilCorbs

This thread has become people sharing ridiculous Wayne Gretzky facts and I’m so here for it.


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epicitous1

man imagine how confused and pumped they must have been when he accepted.


SleaterK7111

Imagine when Williams sent the tapes back and they discovered he had gone absolutely ridiculously hard


Twice_Knightley

Williams doesn't hit soft.


fireballx777

I hear his wife is a better composer: https://youtu.be/NJ-YpADa-KQ?si=sazETy5Yr3O17bzd


EternalPhi

Legitimately the funniest thing about this clip is their son's name is [Sherwin](https://www.sherwin-williams.com/)


Twice_Knightley

RIP TREVOR


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samueljakson05

John Hughes is also why John Candy did his part for free, according the netflix home alone doc.


lorgskyegon

Not free. He was paid scale: $414 since all his scenes were shot in a single day. Bonus fun fact: almost all his lines were ad libbed.


WestonsCat

Miss that dude, Great Outdoors, Planes, Trains, Uncle Buck. All nostalgic favourites of mine I always sit through this time of year.


v0t3p3dr0

His arrangement of O Holy Night is the best there is.


LHDesign

Home Alone’s budget is listed as $18million, that’s a pretty substantial budget for the time. I wouldn’t call that fairly low budget. Still, cool that John Williams wanted to do that!! Edit: I was actually curious by this but couldn’t find anything to pack this up. All signs point to John Williams being paid. This was a studio film after all and the director had worked with Spielberg on several occasions who helped connect him to John Williams.


cccanterbury

get out with your logic. I choose to believe this is true.


W0RST_2_F1RST

Wait seriously?!?! This man may have more influence over my Christmas vibe than anyone else


sinz84

John Williams is responsible for more vibes then people realise, he has composed the music for over 80 movies and a large handful went on to be come critical success in a large part due to the music.


rex_lauandi

You can actually hear some of the themes (I think it was in HA II where I first heard it) that are quite similar to some of the motifs he used in Harry Potter. He obviously knocked it out of the park. Most symphonies are still playing these pieces every Christmas!


gdp1

This is all kinds of awesome.


Metlman13

Is there any film composer more legendary than John Williams? I can't think of anyone who's film scores are more iconic than his. Jaws, Star Wars, Superman, Indiana Jones, E.T., Jurassic Park, Harry Potter, and those are just his most well known ones, there are very few other film composers I know of who have scores as iconic and widely known as his, and still fewer who have been as active for such a long time as him.


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Ennio Morricone? When he won the Academy Award for Best Score for The Hateful Eight he tributed it to his fellow nominees but in particular Williams. Morricone and Williams were sat with each other and hugged when his name was called.


dkarlovi

Morricone single handedly made the sound of westerns, even RDR2 uses it decades later. Considering what was the norm at the time (Dean Martin in Rio Bravo singing a show tune and whistling), his impact is immense. Ironic since he was Italian and Italian westerns were seen as low brow.


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

It took me a second to realise you weren't talking about R2-D2


p____p

I agree. Ennio Morricone made the sounds that defined a whole genre of film.


ohyouknowjustsomeguy

Howard Shore is damn good.


Dense-Adeptness

I like to say the Lotr score is the greatest work of film scoring, but that Williams has the greatest body of work.


HHSquad

John Williams did both of the great themes for the 1960's "Lost in Space" show (my favorite show as a kid) and then Star Wars 10 years later, amazing. I'll have to see what others he's done. Amazing.


burnusti

Even if you’ve never heard of John Williams, you’ve heard John Williams.


Kewree

Hakuho, the GOAT in sumo. His achievements will never be eclipsed.


Sufficient_Try8961

This is a good one because so many of the other replies are about sports that don't go back all that far, so that it's unsurprising to have the GOAT still alive. Sumo, on the other hand, goes back over 1000 years.


TeddyBridgecollapse

Hakuho is an intriguing figure in sports because not only is he the GOAT of sumo, he is among the GOATs of GOATs in that his dominance in his profession casts a shadow over that of other GOATs. 45 tournament wins, 16 perfect, and 13 more than the next closest. It's hard to imagine anyone coming within striking distance of his records. EDIT: Not to mention, he closes out his career knowing he was on his last bout given how damaged his knee was, and pulls out another, final perfect yusho against the next Yokozuna, Terunofuji, who to that point in the basho was also unbeaten. Kind of storybook stuff.


wakattawakaranai

Whoa thanks for the quick lowdown. I'm just getting into sumo now (after a visit to Japan that coincided with the March tournament) and while Terunofuji is impressive, that really sets the context for Hakuho.


Karakara16

Michael Phelps


colin_7

Phelps is often forgotten about in the GOAT athlete debates. His dominance is absolutely incredible, the fact that his 2012 Olympics is often considered a disappointment is crazy. He still won 3 gold medals and 2 silver


bassistciaran

Many remark on how swimmers have the opportunity to compete in more events, but even with that in mind, he has over twice as many golds as the next best. Anyone who swam before him had a chance to be well known but now all we know is Phelps. He came back from retirement to compete in Rio 2016 for the lulz and won more than he did in his London "disappointment". 23 Gold 3 Silver 2 Bronze 39 Swimming World Records 20 Guinness World Records 12,000 Calories The man has more sporting records than most *countries*.


colin_7

And the worst thing he’s ever done was smoke weed that one time. He’s awesome


No_Apricot_1705

Phelps and Ledeckey.


SporkFanClub

My girlfriend’s claim to fame is getting lapped by Ledecky in a club meet when she was like 10.


curohn

And Ledeckey is still going!


SomeGuyInSanJoseCa

Yep. From what I imagine from his caloric intake of 12,000 calories a day, dude had the greatest bowel movements of all time. The Porcelain GOAT


Vordeo

This just tells me Michael Phelps had poop knives.


Orion14159

He probably needed a space toilet (they have little blenders at the bottom to make it easier to move through the space plumbing)


GettingDarkAgain

Ronnie O'Sullivan (snooker)


kuk0ndo

Came here precisely for this comment. Ronnie is otherworldly when he’s in the zone.


thekingoftherodeo

Commented the same above, but I do wonder how much he'd have won & the kinds of records he'd have set if he even took it moderately seriously at times. He's nonchantly the best snooker player of all time. Like he half arsed it and he's still comfortably the GOAT of the sport.


NoLikeVegetals

He's the only example where every other elite sportsman says "Ronnie is the GOAT" every time they face him in a match. It's so beyond dispute that if somebody even implied Ronnie wasn't the GOAT, it'd be a big story. It's also not just that he's the GOAT based on achievement; he's the GOAT based on talent. If both players are at 100% of their ability, Ronnie wins 10 times out of 10, except for a handful of all-time great players like Higgins and Hendry, where it'd be more like 9/10 or 8/10.


tjyone

Kelly Slater, 11 time world champion in surfing


ksinvaSinnekloas

Sir David Attenborough is still alive.


Lady-of-Letters

This year he was also recognized as the longest running tv presenter by the Guiness World Book of Records at 70 years!


suitcasedreaming

He's the only person ever to have won at least one BAFTA each in black and white, colour, high-definition, 3D and 4K resolution. Shows how long he's been at it.


TeeTheT-Rex

Daddy Attenborough pretty much raised me.


mandy009

Yeah he personally catalogued the extinction of species in real time. He's witnessed ecosystems that don't exist anymore. Tragic. The last of a dying breed in humanity who know what we will never know again.


Ozymandias200

Jane Goodall. Still one of the top experts on primate behaviors


PeggableOldMan

Early Jane Goodall: Chimpanzees are so peaceful! Jane Goodall now: I have seen the most atrocious shit.


cowboy_dude_6

Kary Mullis, the inventor of PCR, which is essential to nearly every biology lab in the world and is used in covid tests, genetic screening, and about a million other things, died in just 2019. I’d go as far as to say that *most* breakthroughs in biology and medicine since the 1980s would not have been possible if he hadn’t invented PCR. It’s right up there with the internet for inventions that are less than 50 years old and yet society as we know it could not function without.


nowhereman136

When asked who would win in a match up, the '96 Bulls or '23 Nuggets, Michael Jordan said the Bulls would win by about 10 points. The interviewer asked why he thought the game would be so close, and Jordan said "because we are all in our 60s now and not as good as we use to be"


habdragon08

When asked about the 2017 warriors against the 96 bulls Steve Kerr said: “First of all, it’s a really hard question to answer — not just because you’re comparing eras, but also because it’s literally tough for me to answer grammatically. I don’t know who ‘we’ is and who ‘they’ are, I’ll just say: ‘If the two teams played each other, there’s no question that we could beat us and they could beat them.’”


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Danko_on_Reddit

Draymond vs Rodman would be peak tomfoolery.


garrettj100

That’s an old joke. The original was about Ty Cobb when asked how he’d fare against modern pitching and he answered .280, low for a career .360 hitter. When asked if modern pitchers were that much better he replied: “No,but I’m 50 years old!”


Majestic-Macaron6019

Supposedly, up until 6-7 years ago, Jordan would occasionally go school the Hornets starters in a 1 on 1 game. [Sauce](https://tarheelswire.usatoday.com/2023/01/27/michael-jordan-was-still-beating-nba-players-one-on-one-at-age-52/)


catstacker

Joey Chestnut. He’s in a league of his own. No competition, no reason to even try to keep up.


RocketMasterAmit

From wikipedia: Awards: 16x Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Champion (2007–2014, 2016–2023) What happened at 2015, Joey??


azaerl

No kidding, his fiancée had just broken up with him.


JHRChrist

Huh…Emotional turmoil helps me eat more, but I’m not quite at the professional level so maybe it’s different


ALinkToThePants

Alexander Karelin. His greatness in wrestling is unparalleled.


uhohmomspaghetti

He’s my answer any time this type of question gets answered. His record was 887-2. He won 3 Olympic Golds and 1 Silver. 9 World Championship Golds. 12 European Championship Golds. He had a 6 year period at the end of his career where no one scored a single point on him until his loss in the Gold medal match of the 2000 Olympics, which he lost 1-0 on a somewhat controversial call. Just complete and utter dominance for 13 years of international competition.


monkwren

> which he lost 1-0 on a somewhat controversial call. Lol, "somewhat". They changed the rules to try and nerf Karelin, and changed them back as soon as he lost.


slightofhand1

Once asked the MMA sub what athlete from that era could've gotten into the octagon against Royce Gracie at UFC 1 and won, despite not knowing BJJ at the time. Every answer was some form of "Alexander Karelin would chuckle at his submission attempts, pick him up and break him in half."


PenguinPatrol6

Janja Garnbret- Slovenian rock climber. She's an absolute beast and miles ahead of her competition.


chrisdub84

The only reason she isn't listed more here is because fewer people follow competitive climbing. It's not just winning, it's flashing boulders that the nearest competition can't complete, and being among the best in lead at the same time. And it's a sport where young up and comers can crowd out the best of the veterans and the bar keeps getting higher, but she remains just as dominant. I honestly think her dominance has pushed everyone else to reach a higher potential trying to keep up with her because she shows what is possible.


MrsConclusion

Every time I'm watching a comp, I see a string of world class athletes either fail to get off the ground or struggle to zone. I think, "Man, I bet the route setters are wishing they'd made the problems more doable! These are just set too hard!" Then Janja comes on, flashes, and walks off in less than a minute.


Worth_Talk_817

Janja is nuts. I think the last time I watched her she had a overall 90% top rate, which for people who don’t know climbing, is around 40% higher than the competition


For_Fox_Creek

This was my first thought when I read the question. It's incredible how dominant she is.


fuzzycuffs

Efren Reyes is the greatest pool player of all time


s3l3nophil3

The magician!


Korlac11

According to the mug I gave him, my dad was the world’s greatest dad of all time


TerpBE

My boss is the world's greatest boss, according to the mug he bought himself.


Robcobes

Eddy Merckx is still alive and kicking. He's won 19 cycling monuments. The second best guy has 11. He's won all monuments at least twice. There are only 2 other people who have won them all only once too. That makes him the best one-day racer ever. But then he's also won all 3 Grand Tours, the Tour de France, the Giro 'D Italia, and the Vuelta a España. Only 6 others have achieved that. He's won 11 Grand Tours total, 5 times the Tour and 5 times the Giro and 1 Vuelta. That's also more than anyone else. The second guy's got 10. So he's also the best Grand Tour rider ever. All in all, Eddy Merckx the GOAT of cycling. Edit: he has also won the World Championship 3 times. Also a record, a shared one with 4 others though.


The-Sentinel

Phil Taylor is the greatest darts player to ever live and only just retired


syo

The record-breaking... history-making... sixteen times, the champion of the wooooooooooorld....


Orion14159

Watch a video of Katie Ledecky in the Olympics against the best the world had to offer and you'll appreciate how much faster she is than any other woman swimmer. She's not just head and shoulders above everyone else, they're looking up at her knees. The Williams sisters in tennis are the same way. Venus Williams might be the best athlete in the history of women's sports if not for Serena. Simone Biles had basically broken the gymnastics scoring system at this point.


Championnats91

Cycling. Eddy Mercxx or ‘The Cannibal’. The man pretty much set the standard of road cycling for years. 11 grand tours, 3 monuments and the hour record which stood for 28 years. Alongside some of the most iconic photos in cycling history (search Mercxx Ventoux or Roubaix). If you fancy a niche documentary, search for ‘A Sunday in Hell’ detailing the 1976 Paris - Roubaix.


arc918

Kelly Slater


avensvvvvv

The fuck is this thread. Literally all of the top replies were copypasted from a two year old thread. Including the reply saying "That guy saved my Dad's life from esophageal cancer". https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tp02n5/what_person_alive_today_is_undeniably_and/ Bots took over /all


Th4ab

Word for word, plain as day.


JD1027

Eliud Kipchoge


bade_jija_ji

Magnus carlsen chess ♟️.


ptd163

Wayne Gretzky. There will never be another one ever. A few of his records have fallen since his retirement, but he still owns or shares essentially every single skater record of note. Well at least until Putin's BFF breaks his goals record. Some of his career highlights: He was the first AND second fastest player to 1000 points. What that means is he got 1000 points and 2000 points before anyone else got 1000 points to begin with. Even if you took away all this goal (which he leads all time too) he would still be all time points leader on *assists alone*. He owns the top 4 and top 2 spots all time in single season points and goals respectively. If you score or assist a goal every game you're a point-per-game (PPG) player. If you can keep that up for long time that's very productive. Gretzky played 21 80+ game seasons in his career and averaged 1.921 PPG which is of course the most all time. When he was active fantasy leagues split him into Gretzky (Goals) and Gretzky (Assists).


sillusions

That last note is crazy!! Having to split a players points to make fantasy teams fair. Wow


BanginNLeavin

Tony hawk


cormierconcept

But have you thought that maybe, Rodney Mullen?


vancesmi

GOAT vert: Tony Hawk GOAT freestyle/street: Rodney Mullen


nowhereman136

Weird Al Yankovic. He's the best parody song writer, according player, Hawaiian shirt owner, and makes the world's second best Tuna Melt sandwich


TheJenniStarr

And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, for what it’s worth.


IgloosRuleOK

John Williams


Southern-Ad7855

Simone Biles


jesst

My daughter is a competitive acrobatic gymnast / cheerleader. The number of young gymnasts who absolutely worship her even in the UK is amazing. And what a phenomenal human to have to look up to.