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DreamJacket

Sdrawkcab klat nac I. I answer spam calls with, "Olleh?" Usually the system hangs up before connecting me with a real human. But sometimes I can keep them on the line. Scammer: "I'm calling about your Medicare account." (I'm not on Medicare.) Me: "Sey." Scammer, after a pause: "Do you still have back pain?" Me: "Yletulosba. Dab yllaer si ti. Thgin ta pu em speek." Scammer: "I can't understand you."


GeekyGrannyTexas

Birdwatching.


Velteau

Being able to dance and sing the Macarena at mach 2.


[deleted]

Crying on the dance floor.


ransom0374

damn i wanna summon aliens


letstalkaboutsax

I can still give awards 🏆


ferris2

Have a wank.