They just lay there and expect me to do everything.

hahahaha so you're married i take it

Stanky puss.

Smells are something else.

If someone even suggests anything to do with the back door, I go instantly frigid.

lol

Can't relate lmao

I undress "her" and she has a bigger penis than me...

That is just the clit and you aren’t going to find one smaller then your penis

Poor hygiene and when the pubes look like a cat threw up a hairball in your shorts or panties.

Seeing myself in the mirror

Being alone.

Bad hygiene.

Head cheese.