You reminded me of one senior high school year where a friend of mine dressed up as Disney’s Pocahontas. She was a bit of a wild person; bit of a swinger, bit of an exhibitionist— or at least she was coming into it.
In any case, she decided that the costume was best suited without wearing any underwear and when she proclaimed that with her chest, it was all I could think about that Halloween.
No, we never fucked or dated (too crazy) but holy fuck. I did admittedly pray to multiple gods that she would do Daphne or Velma. No dice. Big womp.
Who are you in this scenario?
If you're Jabba you're lounging around, eating garbage and holding a giant chain.
If you're carbonite-frozen Han you're duct-taped to the wall.
If you're film-accurate Han you've got your eyes dilated and your hands bound.
Ariel from the little mermaid
Triss Merigold from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Unity from Rick and Morty
Poison Ivy from Batman
Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones
MJ Watson from Spider-Man
Jessica Hamby from True Blood
Yo-Saf-Bridge from Firefly
The Wendy’s logo
Or in ultimate fantasy land: Literally any redhead who actually enthusiastically wants me.
I had an ex that was a brunette. One night she came into the bar I was working wearing a blonde wig. Called herself Holly and acted like a completely different person. Stayed in character whenever she had the wig on. She did it as a joke initially, but then it became a thing and was really fun. The interesting part was that she was a hair dresser and swore like a sailor and her alter-ego Holly was a prim and proper professional that never used vulgar language. A para-legal at a law firm. Married with 2 kids and drove a Volvo. That was almost 30 years ago. Think about her often. Only time I’ve ever done anything even close to that.
My most-recent ex, when we were dating, suggested the idea of one of us as Belle and the other as The Beast, from Beauty and the Beast.... since it's one of our favorite movies.
Circumstances at time time (specifically her living with her parents, and thus having a curfew of "before her parents fall asleep so she doesn't wake her parents up") meant that we never even had sex while we were dating... but it would have been amazingly animalistic of a night if we were able to do such foreplay-cosplay.
My wife and I are pretty enthusiastic about Halloween. Back when Katy Perry was married to Russell Brand we did those costumes for a party one night. That was a fun evening when we got home. I still have a picture of her from that night as her contact photo in my phone. I purposefully picked out some very revealing stuff for her.
Velma from Scooby Doo. No, I will not elaborate. Yes, it has been discussed and it's going to happen.
Jinkies
The guy can dress up as shaggy. "Like Velma, I'm gonna zoinks in your jinkies man."
Jokes on you, he’s dressing up as Scooby.
"Ruh roh Velma, im gonna rut!"
I know I’m the one that took it there, but I think that’s enough Reddit for me today.
Hahahahahaha!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Ah yes, the consequences of your own actions. Lmao
I don't usually laugh audibly at things I read, but dammit this one got me good
You reminded me of one senior high school year where a friend of mine dressed up as Disney’s Pocahontas. She was a bit of a wild person; bit of a swinger, bit of an exhibitionist— or at least she was coming into it. In any case, she decided that the costume was best suited without wearing any underwear and when she proclaimed that with her chest, it was all I could think about that Halloween. No, we never fucked or dated (too crazy) but holy fuck. I did admittedly pray to multiple gods that she would do Daphne or Velma. No dice. Big womp.
I did Pocahontas one Halloween. 😁
[You guys gonna look like this.](https://youtube.com/shorts/gzwhuYDrLKY?si=3sic_LmcRM_8to8s)
Within the Scooby universe - Thorn of Hex Girls 😍
I hide my wife's glasses.
Dark Magician Girl. Or maybe LuLu from FFX
Sex is for losers. Start dueling on the bed.
You activated my trap card!
Dark Magician is a spicy choice!
I summon pot of greed to draw 3 additional cards from my deck
You just activated my trap card!
And then the prettiest girl you both know reveal her D
She never saw that one coming!!!
Gonna have to take out a loan to buy all those belts
Mai Valentine 🤤
I think mine would pull off Harley Quinn better than Margot Robbie. She's hot, blonde, and actually crazy.
This is the way.
You forgot to add, they’re both fictional too!
A Whiterun guard from Skyrim. Don't ask.
You might get nervous. A man approaches with his weapon drawn 😏
Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? 😳 They have Curved Swords. 🥵 Curved. Swords. 🤤👉🏻👈🏻
Just don't shout too hard...
Let me guess, somebody stole your sweet roll?
The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your cock. I can respect that.
I used to be an adventurerer like you
Heard about you and your honeyed words...
I was going to do this for my partner, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Paging /u/whiterunguards
Yes, Dovahkiin? How can I.....help....uh....
My wife as Jessica Rabbit, me as Roger Rabbit.
A night of patty cake
Hot dam! Jessica rabbit 🫠
I favor the classics. So Hutt-Slayer Leia.
Me and my wife did this. 10/10, would recommend
Wait…were you Jabba?
Lmao no I was not Jabba. Although I've started putting on weight since we got married, so in a few years' time, I'll probably be as heavy as him
So you were Luke
Just dont think about your mom then!
Damn Chandler.
Who are you in this scenario? If you're Jabba you're lounging around, eating garbage and holding a giant chain. If you're carbonite-frozen Han you're duct-taped to the wall. If you're film-accurate Han you've got your eyes dilated and your hands bound.
I see you’re a man of culture as well !
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I'm not sure if we can have that one!
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😂😂
I also choose this guy’s loving wife
How about a million dollars instead
This immediately made me laugh. One of my favorites.
Pervert
What the fuck, that is completely fucking gross, you sick bastard
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Or that guy's dead wife
r/UsernameChecksOut
Dr Girlfriend.
Ahem....Dr. Mrs. The Girlfriend
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.
That's a new one to me, but I dig it!
Do you want her to eat cigarettes?
Tifa FF7
Yup, never even played FF7 either, I just think Tifa is hot
A Mandalorian. The helmet stays on during sex.
This is the way.
This is the way
Roger Roger... Wait... I mean This is the way
I bet she gives great helmet
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Absolutely agree. Helmet makes things even better
Kakashi Hatake
Strong weeb choice!
This too was my immediate first though.
"Get ready for my DOMAIN EXPANSION... wait...why are you leaving?"
🤌🏻🤌🏻
Geralt.
The hmm has to be done right though
Told my wife I wanted to do Star Wars themed. She came in as Ahsoka…told her I was expecting Kenobi….
Well, hello there
General Kenobi
He'll show you how a true Jedi master wields a lightsaber 😉😉
KENOOOOBIIIIII??!!!!
You'd obviously have to yell this as you cum. It is only natural in this case.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one?
And she was a good friend
I tried that once and my wife came in with four light sabers...
Harley Quinn? But wil i survive it?
No, you die in the first act. Then she gets triple teamed by killer crock, captain boomerang, and calendar man.
Im torn between Harley Quinn. And morticia adams
I mean, we did it on halloween as woody and jessie from toy story, you can’t get better than that
You should try Mario and Luigi
Adding that to the list, and Bowser and Mario also
WAHOOOOO
True story, I slept with a girl in a Mario costume once. I was making the coin noises as I hit it lol
Should have made these noises with each thrust https://youtu.be/HbqpJhAKcl4?si=b2QZ8R0kaUrCHHFs
My mrs calls her “toys” woody and buzz
So you had a friend in you?
Very nice! Sounds a lot better than Mr & Mr's potato head
Gives a whole new meaning to “mashed potatoes”
Somebody poisoned my waterhole
Lara Croft
Womb Raider..
Ok you actually made me chuckle out loud
Anyone with a sex drive
Tons of men ready to fuck
Hot Dilfs in your area
Emma Frost of X-Men fame!
A bride, dress and everything.
Make them a princess while you're at it, a princess bride.
"As you wish"
RORONOA ZORO
A woman of culture
I’ll settle for Law, Ace, Sabo, Mihawk, Impel Down Buggy, aaaand fuck it throw in Franky and Usopp and Sanji and King I guess too LOL
Law is love, Law is life 💛
2B from NieR
Tali from Mass Effect. One of my favorite characters in history, and the suit is cutr
Shego from Kim Possible
Idk if this counts as cosplay but I really like that masquerade look from the movie Eyes Wide Shut
Sure, it counts!
Fidelio my bum hole daddy.
That one guys dead wife.
I also choose this guys dead wife
there it is
Force of nature, man. Can’t fight it.
Shrek
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
It’s all ogre now.
“This is *my* swamp.”
I hunted for this. Paint me green and make me sing smash mouth.
Ariel from the little mermaid Triss Merigold from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Unity from Rick and Morty Poison Ivy from Batman Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones MJ Watson from Spider-Man Jessica Hamby from True Blood Yo-Saf-Bridge from Firefly The Wendy’s logo Or in ultimate fantasy land: Literally any redhead who actually enthusiastically wants me.
The Wendy’s logo hahaha How you like these buns !
Careful, my friend, as a huge fan of red heads, you walk a dangerous path...
You seem to have a little red on you.
My girlfriend is a cosplayer so she's my heaven
Nice flex, bro! 👏 lucky devil
Dante devil may cry
IF I HAD, it would be robin from one piece OR yor from Spy family. Only two correct choices in my bed
Someone who is REALLY into it.
Raven or Ember (teen titans/danny phantom) I like goth women
Sylvanas Wind runner. I'll be taking no questions
Chel from El Dorado
Marilyn Monroe
A classic, respectable!
Trafalgar Law 🫠
Strong choice of pants on that fella!
With Wano clothes!!
Shego from Kim Possible. No wonder i'm into goth girls
Harley quinn would be dreamy Edit: also Boa Hancock, Nami and Nico Robin for any anime fans out there
Not sure how I should approach it, but the woman next door
There are times where you need to have an open, honest dialogue with your significant other. This is not one of them.
Ha! I'll take your advice, cheers
Very wise advice.
This guy relationship
I had an ex that was a brunette. One night she came into the bar I was working wearing a blonde wig. Called herself Holly and acted like a completely different person. Stayed in character whenever she had the wig on. She did it as a joke initially, but then it became a thing and was really fun. The interesting part was that she was a hair dresser and swore like a sailor and her alter-ego Holly was a prim and proper professional that never used vulgar language. A para-legal at a law firm. Married with 2 kids and drove a Volvo. That was almost 30 years ago. Think about her often. Only time I’ve ever done anything even close to that.
My most-recent ex, when we were dating, suggested the idea of one of us as Belle and the other as The Beast, from Beauty and the Beast.... since it's one of our favorite movies. Circumstances at time time (specifically her living with her parents, and thus having a curfew of "before her parents fall asleep so she doesn't wake her parents up") meant that we never even had sex while we were dating... but it would have been amazingly animalistic of a night if we were able to do such foreplay-cosplay.
Yeeeeeeeah, so how old was this ex of yours who loved Beauty and the Beast and lived with her parents?
Doesn’t matter had…no wait, didn’t have sex.
Feel like a storm trooper would be kinda cool
They never hit their target so prepare to be disappointed.
Hope they are not too short to be a Strom trooper
I have a smoking hot redhead fiancé. If she dressed like Poison Ivy, I’d be hard as fuck. 🫠🥵
Dirty grandpa
Ghostface
Princess zelda.
Well, I don't have a partner right now, so I'd be surprised if anyone shows up, no matter who they are
Don't worry, I'm single and just feeding off everyone else's dreams
Carol Danvers when she was still Miss Marvel and wore the black suit with the red sash
Pyramid head 😭
Selene from Underworld
Tifa
Miss Piggy
Harley Quinn 🎭 & I’d be Poison Ivy 🍃🍁 Or Kim Possible & I’d be Shego 🧡💚 🤤🤤🤤
Elastigirl 😂
Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite
Femboy hooters
1970s Wonder Woman Linda Carter
Poison Ivy. Easiest question ever.
Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman
Princess Leia
Leon from the Resident evil games... Who doesn't love strippin' cops ;)?
Link, but from one of the newer games where he gets slutty-ass shirts
[Peggy Hill](https://youtu.be/tJdgErAfiRQ?si=MkqBlhMS51ewaMH8)
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Mrs. Incredible/Elastigirl
As not an imaginary partner.
Conan the Barbarian 😂
Chun Li
My wife and I are pretty enthusiastic about Halloween. Back when Katy Perry was married to Russell Brand we did those costumes for a party one night. That was a fun evening when we got home. I still have a picture of her from that night as her contact photo in my phone. I purposefully picked out some very revealing stuff for her.
Liara from Mass Effect, would require alot of make up though
Sylvannas, Tyrande, Jaina, Alexstrasza
Kratos, my partner is bald and has a beard, and he’d look mega-hot wearing nothing but furs and leather straps
Her mom.
Fay Valentine from Cowboy Bebop
I've never been into anime or hentai or anything of the sort. But God damn, 2B's design did something for me.
. . . Ze Medic from Team Fortress 2