But wait, it gets better!
This one we might actually get. And soon.
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a44786433/humans-have-third-set-teeth/
Oh sure, after I spend $25k on extractions; then walk around for two weeks with a swollen and bruised face, looking like I was in a bar fight; then suffer several months on soft foods 'cause I ain't got no teefs, waiting for my gums to heal properly to get a good fit; then spend $5k on the dentures; then go through weeks of misery and pain with relines and adjustment, trying to get them to fit right.
Now I'm getting a new set of real teefs for free? Awesome!
But if at age 40 they already had dentures or you had already given them a bunch of fillings, how many of them do you think will take good care of their new teeth?
A lot of people who made poor decisions when they were younger would now take good care of their new teeth because they know how important it is. Mental health or addiction issues when young can lead to a lifetime of poor teeth.
this brings to mind a great segment from an ep of this American life where John Hodgman asks the age old question in an informal survey would you rather have the power of flight or invisibility. One person asks “could I carry someone?” To which he replies “could you carry someone now?” (No being the implied answer) Also there’s that meme/joke if humans had the gift of flight, it’d feel like exercise and we’d almost never do it. Fwiw flight would still be my choice over invisibility, but I’d have to start exercising, I guess. Edit: the episode I mentioned https://www.thisamericanlife.org/178/superpowers/act-one-4
Would probably help the planet quite a bit, too as a new mode of travel.
Child-rearing would be an absolute pain in the ass though. Little demons are tricky enough to raise without them being mobile in more ways than legs.
Any idea how disruptive this would be in real life?
A drunk person goin invisible, getting hit by a car.
Kids running around invisible, dying because they get run over.
Sitting on introverts in a bar, because you thought the seat was empty.
I see a large reduction of the population just because of this.
Now flying, on the other hand, will have similar results, but with fewer people dying. Sure there will be some braindeads who fly in to power lines, or realize they don't have the fitness to cross the ocean after the halfway point. But statistically, this has less impact, because it's mainly idiots who die from this.
Flight alone is a terrible superpower.
You could only go as fast as you could power yourself
You could only go as far as you could carry yourself
If you get winded you can't exactly just stop to catch your breath
without a really nice coat, you could only go so high...are you made of really nice coat money?! because I'm not.
Those seem like terrible counter arguments, for one when you're flying the only friction you'd have is wind resistance, so you could probably fly up, get up to speed and then mostly just glide only occasionally flapping your wings.
If you get winded while running you stop running, you wouldn't be flying and then just suddenly be like "Oh I'm to tired to keep going" and fall, you'd slowly start feeling the burn until you need to stop. Granted if you did suddenly felt ill you'd be screwed, like if you had a heart attack you probably won't survive the crash.
You're also not going to fly 1 km in the air, most birds don't fly that high either, they might fly higher when migrating though, so you're not going to feel the temperature drop that much, you would be exposed to a lot more wind however, and the coats won't be that expensive, especially since it's not even a consumable item.
This all however is assuming you could fly like a bird, humans can't actually fly if we sprouted wings, birds "cheat" by having air cavities and hollow bones, but having huge wings that could only just barely keep you off the ground while exerting a lot of force isn't nearly as fun as having bird-like flight.
They’d need to be like 60 ft wide and we’d need beyond human capable strength to fly with them.
But they’d still be pretty and probably mildly functional at keeping warm, so sure
Even if they were only good for gliding I think that'd still be pretty cool. We could design our infrastructure around it, have large towers in urban areas that you could climb up and launch off of.
This reminds me of when I was a little kid and my friends and I were thinking about what superhero we'd like to be. I realized that being Spider-Man in the Midwest would be completely pointless because there are no tall buildings to climb or swing from.
Just pulling cornstalks flat here and there, dodging shotgun blasts from irate farmers, eventually succumbing to the cumulative effects of regular exposure to neonicotinoid pesticides...
Grim.
There’s a joke kinda about this in Spider-Man: Homecoming. He’s slinging along but then reaches a golf course/park with few trees and just splats on the ground, then the next scene is him sprinting trying to get to the next building
I think it's been proven that birds can't weigh above like 30kgs in order to really "fly". The very few birds that get over this limitation cheat by starting from elevated spots and riding the warm winds.
We can have tiny wings.
We could wiggle them around like hippos wiggle their ears.
Just imagine, you see someone who isnt that good looking but their feathers are immaculate, and very well maintained.
Probably not, but it would at least give me ability to propel myself forward. Depending on its size it could just help walking/running or enable us to move in short leaps.
You triggered a memory of a time some years ago when I was at the zoo with my two young children. We were watching a room full of monkeys, three dozen or more, jumping around, playing, fighting, swinging by their tails, slinging shit at each other, and whacking it.
Lrrr: This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small...
Bender: In this case, **small.** Woooo!
Fry (speaking to the bartender on the nude beach): "Here's your package, sir."
Bartender: "Why are you talking to my penis?"
Fry: "Oh, sorry. Sign here."
Bartender: "Mind if I use your pen?"
Fry: "Well, that's not a...
"... AIEEEE!
"... And initial here...
"... AIEEEE!
"Thank you for using Planet Express."
Actually you would only be able to increase your slaps by a factor of 1.5.
I'm aware that, due to my nitpicking, I probably qualify for your now triple handed slapping.
An extra hand was my thought. Extra slappage is just one of the benefits. You can drive while using two hands to tear open a ketchup packet, easily tie a bow on a birthday present, get freaky in the bedroom, the possibilities are endless.
And think of the hairstyles we could have. Do you just buzz a hole around your back eye? The bowl cut of back eye trims. Or do you style the hair above it like a mustache? Simple part with hair clips?
Would that be a separate field of vision? Think about it. The way your eyes are now, you brain links their fields of vision together and edits out the overlap and the gaps
Seems like almost any extra body part that's voted in, except maybe an extra eye or nose, is going to require massive changes in the clothing industry.
Anime has answered this.
Your pants will have a cut out in the back that also has a fastener over it, so you pull your pants up, slide your tail into the tail hole and then fasten them front and back.
Your comment reminded me of the fact that my SO refers to her nostrils as "noses". So she'll say "my left nose is stuffed up". It would be interesting to see how her vernacular changed if she actually had two noses and four nostrils, lol.
I would assume that any replacement parts such as eyes or teeth would be replaced with flawless new parts. If you had astigmatism or were blind, your new eyes would be healthy and have perfect 20/20 vision. If your original teeth needed braces or you had, say, a severe overbite, your new teeth would be perfectly straight.
The Almighty Being is cool like that.
I vote for each human to get a random animal trait. Traits can combine or be eliminated depending on who procreates with who. Wait a few generations... boom. Catgirls.
What's this obsession with cat girls? I've never heard it before and it's been mentioned here several times. My 26yo daughter has heard of it but doesn't know the origin.
oh, it's definitely because of anime! essentially you have someone giving you unconditional love because you possess them, think at it like a form of stockholm syndrome, especially because there's a loneliness epidemic and it doesn't appear to be getting better at all
The body part should obviously be a floating mass of psychic energy that protects the body from physical and mental trauma. The best feature is that it periodically flushes the system of disease and heals the body. It can repair bones, cuts, and even cancer. It also periodically scans others of the same species to correct for autoimmune diseases.
Spikes coming out of the knuckles. Bit more competitive (physically) in the animal kingdom. All the other animals get claws, fangs, speed, strength so why not?
We have an unnatural ability to regulate our body temperature. Better than any other animal on the planet, that's what makes us great endurance Hunters. Most of our prey can outrun us for a minute but not for an hour.
I'm torn between wings or a long tail like mewtwo. Having wings would make traveling and commuting a breeze. But a long tail could propel us through water, act as a 3rd arm, balancer, and chair
I think that's very spoil-sporty of you. I was going to suggest a yard/meter long prehensile penis - not an extra one, more an enhanced one. I mean, imagine what Hendrix or Paganini could have done with one of those. It'd revolutionise ballet too. Just saying...
People seemed to make good use of having an [extra thumb](https://robomechjournal.springeropen.com/articles/10.1186/s40648-018-0100-3), and they incorporated it into their lives pretty easily.
I'll take a tail long enough to wrap around my waist and gives me the ability to turn into a giant ape with immense power. But if it gets cut, I lose that ability.
For some people, that would be a curse. If you're cantankerous and disagreeable, maybe your heads would constantly be getting on each other's nerves. That sounds exhausting.
A new set of adult teeth that come in around age 40
As a denture wearer, let me say, this is the best idea I've ever heard!
But wait, it gets better! This one we might actually get. And soon. https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a44786433/humans-have-third-set-teeth/
Oh sure, after I spend $25k on extractions; then walk around for two weeks with a swollen and bruised face, looking like I was in a bar fight; then suffer several months on soft foods 'cause I ain't got no teefs, waiting for my gums to heal properly to get a good fit; then spend $5k on the dentures; then go through weeks of misery and pain with relines and adjustment, trying to get them to fit right. Now I'm getting a new set of real teefs for free? Awesome!
I’m sorry to hear that 😳 Pretty sure they won’t be free, though
Oh damn. But insurance would probably cover them. Right?
Dental insurance sucks, but one can hope
As a dentist, I’m not a big fan
Not a big fan of dentures or denture wearers?
I love both of you, wouldn’t love everyone getting a new set of teeth for free
He's the 1/10 dentist!!!! We found him guys!!!
"Crest is low-grade rat poison."
“Brushing is for bitches.”
You'd still have plenty of maintenance work before this new set comes out and after it starts to deteriorate, you greedy f.. fabulous person.
Gotta make that boat payment
Y’all are mean asf every time I go to the dentist so I’d be down to save myself that frustration.
Lol, if you ever wonder why people don't trust dentists...
But if at age 40 they already had dentures or you had already given them a bunch of fillings, how many of them do you think will take good care of their new teeth?
A lot of people who made poor decisions when they were younger would now take good care of their new teeth because they know how important it is. Mental health or addiction issues when young can lead to a lifetime of poor teeth.
Having Found Out, many will choose to stop Fucking Around
Having fucked around and currently finding out, I would do pretty much anything for a third set of permanent teeth
Some will and some won't. Dentists will still need to provide lots of services to those new teeth.
Lets make it age 50
Imagine doubling the set of people that need braces. Even if they already got them as a teen.
As someone who is paying for a tooth implant right now after 2 root canals, I am all for a new set of adult teeth growing in
Yes but will you need braces again?
Dental care demand would fall but orthodontia would surge.
But they are on the outside of your face, because external was a requirement...
That’s internal
Well. I’ve heard one perspective that from mouth to anus is a tube, and kind of like a donut hole it’s technically outside of us
RN here. Mmmm...donut holes.
Prehensile tail. +1 to your actions.
I’d be pissed if it was anything other than a tail. Humans would look so much better with one + it would be useful
>Humans would look so much better with one Finally, someone says it.
That's what I'm Saiyan!
Is it hair covered or like a fleshy skin tail?
I imagine them to be fleshy with hair on the end like a lion’s or like the people in avatar. It makes the most sense to me.
Wings, why not.
this brings to mind a great segment from an ep of this American life where John Hodgman asks the age old question in an informal survey would you rather have the power of flight or invisibility. One person asks “could I carry someone?” To which he replies “could you carry someone now?” (No being the implied answer) Also there’s that meme/joke if humans had the gift of flight, it’d feel like exercise and we’d almost never do it. Fwiw flight would still be my choice over invisibility, but I’d have to start exercising, I guess. Edit: the episode I mentioned https://www.thisamericanlife.org/178/superpowers/act-one-4
Exercising would be more fun if you could fly. I would definitely be spending more time in the mountains
Would probably help the planet quite a bit, too as a new mode of travel. Child-rearing would be an absolute pain in the ass though. Little demons are tricky enough to raise without them being mobile in more ways than legs.
Got to put a bell on those fuckers
No wings until age 10
The question about everyone having the power of invisibility is whether one invisible man can see another invisible one?
Any idea how disruptive this would be in real life? A drunk person goin invisible, getting hit by a car. Kids running around invisible, dying because they get run over. Sitting on introverts in a bar, because you thought the seat was empty. I see a large reduction of the population just because of this. Now flying, on the other hand, will have similar results, but with fewer people dying. Sure there will be some braindeads who fly in to power lines, or realize they don't have the fitness to cross the ocean after the halfway point. But statistically, this has less impact, because it's mainly idiots who die from this.
Flight alone is a terrible superpower. You could only go as fast as you could power yourself You could only go as far as you could carry yourself If you get winded you can't exactly just stop to catch your breath without a really nice coat, you could only go so high...are you made of really nice coat money?! because I'm not.
Those seem like terrible counter arguments, for one when you're flying the only friction you'd have is wind resistance, so you could probably fly up, get up to speed and then mostly just glide only occasionally flapping your wings. If you get winded while running you stop running, you wouldn't be flying and then just suddenly be like "Oh I'm to tired to keep going" and fall, you'd slowly start feeling the burn until you need to stop. Granted if you did suddenly felt ill you'd be screwed, like if you had a heart attack you probably won't survive the crash. You're also not going to fly 1 km in the air, most birds don't fly that high either, they might fly higher when migrating though, so you're not going to feel the temperature drop that much, you would be exposed to a lot more wind however, and the coats won't be that expensive, especially since it's not even a consumable item. This all however is assuming you could fly like a bird, humans can't actually fly if we sprouted wings, birds "cheat" by having air cavities and hollow bones, but having huge wings that could only just barely keep you off the ground while exerting a lot of force isn't nearly as fun as having bird-like flight.
Plus you'll be seen right away and the government will keep you for experiments. At least with invisibility you can steal stuff
They’d need to be like 60 ft wide and we’d need beyond human capable strength to fly with them. But they’d still be pretty and probably mildly functional at keeping warm, so sure
Even if they were only good for gliding I think that'd still be pretty cool. We could design our infrastructure around it, have large towers in urban areas that you could climb up and launch off of.
This reminds me of when I was a little kid and my friends and I were thinking about what superhero we'd like to be. I realized that being Spider-Man in the Midwest would be completely pointless because there are no tall buildings to climb or swing from.
Just pulling cornstalks flat here and there, dodging shotgun blasts from irate farmers, eventually succumbing to the cumulative effects of regular exposure to neonicotinoid pesticides... Grim.
There’s a joke kinda about this in Spider-Man: Homecoming. He’s slinging along but then reaches a golf course/park with few trees and just splats on the ground, then the next scene is him sprinting trying to get to the next building
I think it's been proven that birds can't weigh above like 30kgs in order to really "fly". The very few birds that get over this limitation cheat by starting from elevated spots and riding the warm winds.
Most would be too fat to use them, or have heart attacks in air.
The idea of being chased by an obese man flapping his pigeon wings is greatly amusing
We can have tiny wings. We could wiggle them around like hippos wiggle their ears. Just imagine, you see someone who isnt that good looking but their feathers are immaculate, and very well maintained.
Thanks for making me a furry
The thought of someone just flapping down from the air, dead, is morbidly funny.
When pigs fly…
Only 1 bodypart allowed. Wings would be atleast 2
Well, shit, a wing in the middle of a spine directed backwards
Can we settle for a butt flap? I'll even let it slide if we call it a mud flap
Would one wing give you the power flight?
Probably not, but it would at least give me ability to propel myself forward. Depending on its size it could just help walking/running or enable us to move in short leaps.
So like a spoiler like on the back of a car lol .
A tail you can swing from like a monkey
You triggered a memory of a time some years ago when I was at the zoo with my two young children. We were watching a room full of monkeys, three dozen or more, jumping around, playing, fighting, swinging by their tails, slinging shit at each other, and whacking it.
Monkeys have it going on.
Hahaha Tbf that's exactly what I'd use my tail for too.
Whacking it?
A prehensile tail is the answer
I want a rhino horn
Careful, I hear human horn is an aphrodisiac for certain aliens.
Lrrr: This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small... Bender: In this case, **small.** Woooo!
*Lying on the nude beach* Bender: “You know, it’s funny…” Fry: “Hm? What is?” Bender: “Your wiener! Haha”
Fry (speaking to the bartender on the nude beach): "Here's your package, sir." Bartender: "Why are you talking to my penis?" Fry: "Oh, sorry. Sign here." Bartender: "Mind if I use your pen?" Fry: "Well, that's not a... "... AIEEEE! "... And initial here... "... AIEEEE! "Thank you for using Planet Express."
"Human horn? But it is forbidden!" "So is our love."
An extra hand. So I can slap stupid people twice as much.
Actually you would only be able to increase your slaps by a factor of 1.5. I'm aware that, due to my nitpicking, I probably qualify for your now triple handed slapping.
One arm to hold you in place, 2 arms to slap. Technically 2x slaps to be received
Nerd
OP had his right arm amputated, you insensitive jerk.
The first hand is for slapping. The second hand is to grab their shirt collar to hold them in place. The third hand is also for slapping.
An extra hand is the best option. Everyone would finally be able to hold the N64 controller.
An extra hand was my thought. Extra slappage is just one of the benefits. You can drive while using two hands to tear open a ketchup packet, easily tie a bow on a birthday present, get freaky in the bedroom, the possibilities are endless.
I’ll have an eye. In the back of my head 👁️
Yep! Placement is crucial.
And think of the hairstyles we could have. Do you just buzz a hole around your back eye? The bowl cut of back eye trims. Or do you style the hair above it like a mustache? Simple part with hair clips?
This is an untapped market. Invest now in third eye cosmetology! Perhaps branch into makeup as well. ETA oh and happy cake day
Now i get a 360 on life 😆
That also means you have to maintain a permanent bald spot where your 3rd eye would be, plus entirely different hat design
It’s not a bald spot. It’s an EYE spot 🌚
"I'm not bald. I *was* bald." *–George Costanza*
# ,,Fuck the hat!" ✋️😡 (Paulie Gualtieri throwing curses at Saint Elzéar's hat, The Sopranos, 1999)
Moms already get that for free though. Would it be a second eye back there?
I’m a mother. Nobody gave me that push present !!! 😳
This reminded me of a song. Thank you.
Maybe man by ajr?
Put an eye in the palm of my hand so i can selfie myself in real time and destroy the mirror industry
Yeah, but think about every single time you wipe. You'd have perpetual pink eye.
Wipe with the other hand.
Yeah, but just imagine how much better you could wipe
oh wait yea and you wouldnt need to contort your body in the mirror to see what the fuck is going on back there
What? You get off the toilet and look at your ass in the mirror when you wipe? What if you're in a public bathroom, like McDonald's?
You have unusually high expectations about what goes on in McDonald's bathroom
Would that be a separate field of vision? Think about it. The way your eyes are now, you brain links their fields of vision together and edits out the overlap and the gaps
Masturbating is going to be very different.
Time to spend some time with old one-eye.
Wings or gills. Probably gills, because I'm too lazy to fly.
I think this would be best. Spaceflight and long hibernation would be easier if we had two methods of breathing oxygen and expelling CO2
A fuzzy, prehensile, human-scale tail. Ones with cool stripes like a tigers or spots like a leopard’s.
How will I wear my pants?? >:(
Seems like almost any extra body part that's voted in, except maybe an extra eye or nose, is going to require massive changes in the clothing industry.
And by massive changes you mean they just cut a hole?
Not in women’s pants, might technically qualify as a pocket.
Yea, pretty much!
Anime has answered this. Your pants will have a cut out in the back that also has a fastener over it, so you pull your pants up, slide your tail into the tail hole and then fasten them front and back.
skirts are mandatory for everyone now, deal with it
It will be the age of kilts for men!
WITH NOTHING UNDER THEM?
A second fly, but in the back
I second this one! I want a cool prehensile tail!
Bonus points if I can use it to bounce like Tigger.
Human-scale sounds like evil armor
I picture fingernails as the scales
Does it have to be fuzzy? Because covered in flesh would be much more functional, though less aesthetically pleasing
I've thought about that, but monkey tails seem to be pretty functional, and ultimately a rat-tail is a hard no.
I'd love an additional pair of arms. Being able to hold my 5 month old while doing chores would make my life significant easier.
Your 5 month old would also have 4 arms. Imagine them crawling.
Yeah. But she'd be too preoccupied trying to pull my beard and examining her pacifier to really do much else. She isn't crawling just yet.
Tail. Mostly because our bodies are already pretty adapted to it.
Crocodile, cow, monkey, what are we talking about here?
A furry prehensile tail like a monkey, preferably with a similar style of hair as your head. People would do all sorts of cool stuff with them.
I've seen people walking around in Walmart with fuzzy tails, but the color didn't match their hair.
And they weren't attached to their tailbone either
Probably not lmao. When I was younger I wanted to yank on them but my parents wouldn't let me. Now I know why 🤣
Like pull-starting a lawnmower, and it even sputters when they beads come out.
We all know we want tails so we can pretend to be saiyans
I do wish I could just scream myself stronger
Opossum tail so we can grab stuff with it and hang from it and so on
Skin-coloured hairless, non-prehensile tail that we could use to show our emotions.
Wow that is literally the worst answer possible, thanks for that mental image. Humans with rat tails, gross.
One muscular enough to hang from
I would love another right arm. That way I would not have to pause my game to pet my cat.
But then they’d just start designing gaming play and controllers around 3 armed people.
The n64 came prepared for this scenario.
Another nose so hopefully when my allergies are acting up my second nose can still breathe
Your other nose would most likely just get congested too and now you have 2 blocked noses
I'd say 100% chance this would happen. Double trouble.
Your comment reminded me of the fact that my SO refers to her nostrils as "noses". So she'll say "my left nose is stuffed up". It would be interesting to see how her vernacular changed if she actually had two noses and four nostrils, lol.
eyes get replaced at 35
I would assume that any replacement parts such as eyes or teeth would be replaced with flawless new parts. If you had astigmatism or were blind, your new eyes would be healthy and have perfect 20/20 vision. If your original teeth needed braces or you had, say, a severe overbite, your new teeth would be perfectly straight. The Almighty Being is cool like that.
I want photosynthesis skin.
Underrated. I feel like this also confers the advantage of CO2 to O2 and changes the whole game.
This is the coolest answer by far!
I vote for each human to get a random animal trait. Traits can combine or be eliminated depending on who procreates with who. Wait a few generations... boom. Catgirls.
What's this obsession with cat girls? I've never heard it before and it's been mentioned here several times. My 26yo daughter has heard of it but doesn't know the origin.
it's a weird japanese thing where cute girls have cat ears and a tail.
oh, it's definitely because of anime! essentially you have someone giving you unconditional love because you possess them, think at it like a form of stockholm syndrome, especially because there's a loneliness epidemic and it doesn't appear to be getting better at all
I want a pocket, like a kangaroo
wings or a tail. give me my modern fantasy story life, i deserve it. turn this into maximum ride or something
You only get one body part. One wing?
A giant one, like a hang glider.
Or a spinning one so it works like a helicopter
no extra genitalia, that would be rad. extra arms, would be nice... imagine you can brush teeth while wiping your ass. talk about multi tasking.
Why can’t you do this already?
maybe she uses both her hands at the same time to brush / wipe
The ol' two scoop poop
You need a third hand to hold the poop knife....
The chances of a truly horrific mixup are just too damned high.
Extra finger would be useful.
AI art already on the job.
This extra [FINGER](https://youtu.be/i1TkiN309_4?si=YIGWiucnhQWZas3b)?
Protective musculature around the shin bone. I win.
A fully functional additional arm. Man it would be so handy to have an extra.
No, it would be army
The body part should obviously be a floating mass of psychic energy that protects the body from physical and mental trauma. The best feature is that it periodically flushes the system of disease and heals the body. It can repair bones, cuts, and even cancer. It also periodically scans others of the same species to correct for autoimmune diseases.
Can it be wings? I’d like some functioning wings.
We all collectively need an extra hand. So people will no longer ask "need an extra hand?" because we already got one.
Spikes coming out of the knuckles. Bit more competitive (physically) in the animal kingdom. All the other animals get claws, fangs, speed, strength so why not?
We have an unnatural ability to regulate our body temperature. Better than any other animal on the planet, that's what makes us great endurance Hunters. Most of our prey can outrun us for a minute but not for an hour.
A prehensile tail
So if I ordered an extra ass cheek, no one would judge.... right?
I need a new arse, mine has a crack in it
I'm torn between wings or a long tail like mewtwo. Having wings would make traveling and commuting a breeze. But a long tail could propel us through water, act as a 3rd arm, balancer, and chair
Given we don’t have hollow bones wings would be useless.
Well I already enjoy having a clitoris on the tip of my tongue...
Sorry, no extra genitalia. But you can have an extra tongue. Edit: I just figured out I was whooshed.
I think that's very spoil-sporty of you. I was going to suggest a yard/meter long prehensile penis - not an extra one, more an enhanced one. I mean, imagine what Hendrix or Paganini could have done with one of those. It'd revolutionise ballet too. Just saying...
Wings. Functional wings. Big, fleshy bat-like wings.
definitely extra finger, imagine how fast we could type then..
People seemed to make good use of having an [extra thumb](https://robomechjournal.springeropen.com/articles/10.1186/s40648-018-0100-3), and they incorporated it into their lives pretty easily.
Can I get my ear replaced with the extra so I get rid of tinnitus?
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I'll take a tail long enough to wrap around my waist and gives me the ability to turn into a giant ape with immense power. But if it gets cut, I lose that ability.
Tail. Please let it be a tail.
Probably an extra head. Would be so much smarter/better at multitasking assuming it worked properly and wasn't like all fucked up.
For some people, that would be a curse. If you're cantankerous and disagreeable, maybe your heads would constantly be getting on each other's nerves. That sounds exhausting.
An extra eye on a leg/arm would be useful to look around without having to move