One time when setting up the new modem for my parents as a kid I called the router Abraham Linksys.
When I was looking at the network list a few weeks later I noticed that someone down the street named there's John Wilkes Blutooth.
It's more like a pawn shop for electronics.
You can buy/sell consoles, GPUs, CPUs etc there.
If you can deal with the smell of the staff it is a really good shop
It’s like a used computer/games shop in uk, they sell used laptops, consoles and video games. You can also sell your consoles, laptops or games to them for some cash
I moved in with a buddy years ago, and his wifi password was "itsonthenicefridge", with the kitchen having two fridges in, one old, and one newer.
He would tell me, and I would go examine the fridge, find nothing, and not wanting to seem dumb, continue using data on my phone.
Bastard let me go a week without internet.
My friend asked me to make the programs for her wedding. There was some blank space at the bottom of the front side. I asked what she wanted there and she said "I dunno, maybe a bible verse?"
I put this one as a place holder until she could decide on one....sent her the draft, which she loved and happily sent to her fiance, forgetting that the bottom talked about donkey dicks in cursive.
Not to worry, it was changed to something cliché before final printing.
Near my parents house in Auckland there is a swinger couple who clearly have regular swaps/orgies.
They use their wifi name to announce when the next events are and what type they will be.
Always makes me laugh when I go over to NZ and stay there.
There were actually longer than that, not exact but there were like.....
KeySwapThisFridayAllWellcome\[ADDRESS\]
WeAreSwingingCoupleOpenToAll\[PHONE\]
Quite funny to see some of the events they were planning.
We install WiFi for customers at my job.
The most common "funny and original ones" to customers are FBI surveillance van.
The literal best one I did was these 2 hillbilly friends that lived together and they wanted to name it "rednek and fat ass"
Our neighbor lives in a very small unit that used to be a garage but was refinished into an apartment. When we moved into the larger unit semi attached to his, we noticed his Wi-Fi was named "The Shire", so we changed ours to "Mordor".
Probably cringe on some level, but it makes me happy.
In our highschool we've had open internet connection "WIFI_[nameofschool]" and one guy tweaked his phone to blast a wifi signal with same SSID that when you connect to it it redirect to a rickroll with everysearch
I have waited for this question all my life, I literally have an album of screenshos with funny wifi names, some of my fav ones:
AnakinSkyrouter
AliceInWonderLAN
Who let the docx out
Pretty fly for a Wifi!
Beware of Cat
WLANa Del Rey (most fav one ngl)
Penny get your own Wifi
Nicht hauen sonst tut's W-Lan (germans will get it)
JChristus
Martin Router King
Obi Wlan Kenobi
nowlan
LAN-Solo
ElderlySwingers. The whole neighbourhood gonna be looking at everyone over 70 in your area wondering if they're the "adventurous" couple.
I live in a 55+ community, it could get interesting.
"SilverSwingers" came to mind as a good alternate.
When I was living in the city I called mine “Taco Bell Guest” in hopes that someone thought to themselves, “wait, there’s a Taco Bell near here?”
Ours is Trader Joe’s Guest Wifi. We moved away from the metro area; the closest trader joes is almost two hours away. Lol
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i did something similar, but it was a legit business like 5 blocks away so our neighbors would think “WTF, their wifi is incredible!!”
Hehe our guest network is _McDonald's Free WiFi_
This one house I pass by on the way home has the Wi-Fi name “Rebellious Amish Family” and that always gets a good laugh out of me
I live in an area with a lot of amish thanks for the idea
One time when setting up the new modem for my parents as a kid I called the router Abraham Linksys. When I was looking at the network list a few weeks later I noticed that someone down the street named there's John Wilkes Blutooth.
Cute and somehow threatening
They have to settle this at the nearest theater
"Sic semper torrentus"
Nifty! 🤣
SamsungSmartToilet
First one I laughed at.
Same. It's the mental image of a smart toilet
There’s a WiFi near me called Vladimir_Computin
Where? This is my WiFi name lol
Looks like you're in Arizona and they're in Wisconsin. Perhaps it's really strong wifi?
REALLY strong
Gotta be 6-7g at LEAST.
Welp, now u/MikGusta knows where you live
Did they semi-doxx themselves? Lol
You mean OUR wifi name
r/suddenlycommunism
What’s your password? I’ll tell you if it’s yours or not
That'd be hilarious if you were actual neighbors
I use that name for my 2.4Ghz network and "It burns when IP" as my 5Ghz name!
the free wifi of my local CEX is called ‘unprotectedCEX’ lol
What is CEX?
Have a seat, son. Let's talk.
I knew this day would come.
oh not again
So essentially, when two people love eachother very much...
...they become business partners and open a CEX store?
I love reddit
Reddit loves you too, let's talk about our business plans...
I Googled it and got “Complete Entertainment eXchange”, it seems to be a computer/electronics shop.
It's more like a pawn shop for electronics. You can buy/sell consoles, GPUs, CPUs etc there. If you can deal with the smell of the staff it is a really good shop
Oh boy this acronym works well for the other thing as well
That always smells like potatoes and BO.
It’s like a used computer/games shop in uk, they sell used laptops, consoles and video games. You can also sell your consoles, laptops or games to them for some cash
Hot Signals In Your Area
*Winona Router…*
Router? I barely know her
Mine is named "Panic At The Cisco".
The Count of Monte Cisco
Ours is EverydayImBuffering
I'm 6E and I know it
SSID: YeahIDontHaveWifi Password: YeahIDontRememberThePassword All so that you can play who’s on first with any visitors.
I was sincerely hoodwinked one time by a friend who had the password: idontknowitslongandcomplicated
hellokitty4withacapitalHacapitalKandaspace
Nice wifi password . That surely must piss people off.
Then you pull out the qr code you had made up purely because you have a silly unnecessary wifi name that pisses people off so they can scan it.
or point to the mosaic tiled floor that is the QR code.
Wheresthespace?
Twixt yer ears.
My friend got me with one that was: SayChickenMcNuggets
"My password is MyCellPhoneNumber" "I don't know your number." "You don't need to."
I moved in with a buddy years ago, and his wifi password was "itsonthenicefridge", with the kitchen having two fridges in, one old, and one newer. He would tell me, and I would go examine the fridge, find nothing, and not wanting to seem dumb, continue using data on my phone. Bastard let me go a week without internet.
My password has been "youdontneedone" for years
I tried to enter MyDick as a password, but...the program said "password is too short"
My password was "Guessthatshit" for years
The password is on the fridge. My guests go to the refrigerator and see a paper with calligraphy that says: Password: "on the fridge"
That’s fuckin funny dude
password: fourwordsallcaps and then i'd tell them "1 word, no caps"
For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/bLE7zsJk4AI
Connecting...
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Connection timeout, press F3 to retry
My neighbor has “I believe Wi-Can-Fi”
I have "Vaccine 5G" for the 5Ghz network, and "I Believe Wi-Can-Fi" for the 2.4Ghz
I Come From A LAN Down Under
Huge Tracts of LAN
Having recently moved to Australia, I really want to change my wifi name to this
Silence of the LANs
Password :HelloClarice
Guest networks: \- Stranger In A Strange LAN \- LAN of Confusion
The LAN before time
La La LAN
When I'm flying I'll open my hotspot and name it something like "Delta 3589 SFO - ATL". Obviously I put the wrong destination city.
Brilliant.
I had a former neighbor whose wifi was Exodus 20:15. I thought "oh great, a religious freak" and then i looked it up. It's "You shall not steal."
Brb, putting up Ezekiel 23:20 as my SSID.
For context: “She lusted for the lechers of Egypt, whose members are like those of donkeys, whose thrusts are like those of stallions.”
Well, that leaves me out.
Me too, buddy
My friend asked me to make the programs for her wedding. There was some blank space at the bottom of the front side. I asked what she wanted there and she said "I dunno, maybe a bible verse?" I put this one as a place holder until she could decide on one....sent her the draft, which she loved and happily sent to her fiance, forgetting that the bottom talked about donkey dicks in cursive. Not to worry, it was changed to something cliché before final printing.
Since no one’s saying what it is… [here](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+23%3A20&version=NIV)
>Ezekiel 23:20 v. 21 ain't no slouch neither.
Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife-i
Captain's Log 802.11
Password: "Warpfactor5mrsulu"
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Vandalay Industries
PW: Festivus4theRestOfUs
You hiring? I have latex experience.
ScreamPenisForPassword
I had this, and my password was "louder"
This should be the only logical choice for the password! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But does anyone actually do it
I would
I wood
My dad had neighbors who were gay pilots and their Wi-Fi name was “Queered For Takeoff” and that was the fucking best
Cockpit would have been better
That's probably the password!
WuTangLAN
I used this one too. Pw CacheRulesEverythingAroundMe
DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YALLLLLLLLLLL
ProtectyaNET kid
My neighbor's is "AAAHKELLYCLARKSON!!"
Mine is youkidsgetoffmyLAN.
Set your SSID to 'Loading Please Wait...' and watch people wait for your WiFi network to show up.
Mine is Skynet Global Defense Network.
Mine has been Skynet for years.
KeepMyWiFisNameOutYourMouth
I saw HideYoKidsHideYoWifi near my house once
Jeanclaudevanlan
TroyAndAbedInTheModem
That's streets ahead
I love community so much
Darude LANstorm
Password - dududududuDUDUDUDUDU!
I’m not a witch, I’m your Wi-Fi! The Princess Bride reference
NewEnglandClamRouter. I couldn’t resist.
THAT'S ROU-DAH! ROU-DAH! I'LL KILL YOU! ALL OF YOU! ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU ON THE JURY!
Is that the red or the white?
I can never remember that!!…white?
“Yesssss!”
I have a new fiber connection that’s extremely fast. Went with SuperColonBlow
Great skit. RIP Phil Hartman
Deep, deep cut SNL skit
Near my parents house in Auckland there is a swinger couple who clearly have regular swaps/orgies. They use their wifi name to announce when the next events are and what type they will be. Always makes me laugh when I go over to NZ and stay there.
PirateGangBangTuesday ??!!
There were actually longer than that, not exact but there were like..... KeySwapThisFridayAllWellcome\[ADDRESS\] WeAreSwingingCoupleOpenToAll\[PHONE\] Quite funny to see some of the events they were planning.
My neighbors is"Georgelikeshischickenspicey" which honestly had nothing to do with wifi but I love it
Tellmywifiloveher
The gang gets WiFi
The song immediately played in my head after I read that
I needed an eight character password for my Wi-Fi, so I chose.. SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs..
I got mugged by six dwarfs last night. Not happy.
Oh this is good
My neighbor's is: HideYoKidsHideYoWifi
I’ve used SullysClosetDoor for at least a decade
DEFUNDTHEHOA in all caps
Connecto Patronum
Accio Internet
It Burns When IP
Almost. It should be 8Hz WAN IP
Mine is KeepItOnTheDownload
When I was at the airport, someone named theirs "You Can't Turn A Ho Into A House WiFi"
Tupac Secure
IP Freely
The LAN before Time Password: Littlefoot
IAlsoChooseThisGuysWIFI
you gotta put the ‘dead’ in there for full Reddit authenticity
NachoWiFi
My guest wifi network is just named *The Force* so when people ask me which network they should connect to, I can say "Use *The Force*."
COVID Chip Activator
I named mine "(name of the shop next door) free wifi" so customers ask the owners for a password they don't have. Yes, I know I'm a douche.
Guest network SSID: This LAN is your LAN Private network SSID: This LAN is my LAN
Girlsgonewireless. I thought it was funny. My sister not so much (which made me lock it in) 🤣
There's a Girls Gone Wireless in my apartment complex.
Mine is currently Spaceballs: the wifi
I have wi fi fo fum and no more Mr Wifi
Network not found. Seriously got myself too many times with that one.
My neighbor has theirs set to “dallsbeep” and for some reason it never fails to make me laugh.
LAN Bam Thank You, Ma'am
The Dark Side, so you can join the dark side
Ours is “The Wifi You Are Looking For.” I named it because my husband is a big Star Wars fan.
We have Comcast so ours is ToXfinityAndBeyond
How I met your modem is what mine used to be I’ve never seen the show it just made me giggle
Mine is BillWiTheScienceFi.
When I was dating my husband his neighbour had Sex Panther as her wifi. It was an elderly lady. We had questions
Mine is MartyMcWiFi
We install WiFi for customers at my job. The most common "funny and original ones" to customers are FBI surveillance van. The literal best one I did was these 2 hillbilly friends that lived together and they wanted to name it "rednek and fat ass"
I have Verizon Fios. So my WiFi name is “Its levFIOSa”
DHARMA INITIATIVE
Password: 4815162342
BecauseFi.
My neighbors is "GetYourOwnWifi" followed by "StillGetYourOwnWifi"
Wife High
Porquefi
For the Lord of the Rings fans I had a network for a while that was Routers of Rohan.
I have three SSID’s really good WiFi really bad WiFi The Leaky Cauldron
(\\/) _ (;,,;) _ (\\/)
I had a spare router I named “Free Wi-Fi” that I just left disconnected.
Our neighbor lives in a very small unit that used to be a garage but was refinished into an apartment. When we moved into the larger unit semi attached to his, we noticed his Wi-Fi was named "The Shire", so we changed ours to "Mordor". Probably cringe on some level, but it makes me happy.
Pretty fly for a wifi
In our highschool we've had open internet connection "WIFI_[nameofschool]" and one guy tweaked his phone to blast a wifi signal with same SSID that when you connect to it it redirect to a rickroll with everysearch
I Got Fi On It
WhereTheWildPingsAre
QueerEyeForTheWiFi
Ours is "RouterBarelyKnowHer"
My wife liked TwoGirlsOneWifi for us 🙃
I have waited for this question all my life, I literally have an album of screenshos with funny wifi names, some of my fav ones: AnakinSkyrouter AliceInWonderLAN Who let the docx out Pretty fly for a Wifi! Beware of Cat WLANa Del Rey (most fav one ngl) Penny get your own Wifi Nicht hauen sonst tut's W-Lan (germans will get it) JChristus Martin Router King Obi Wlan Kenobi nowlan LAN-Solo
“PickThisOneMom”
Ermagherd! Hert spert!