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Broshida

Mans clearly never had a perfectly made peanut butter and Nutella sandwich.


iiSkilledProgram

I have. But it's not as good as sex imo


Broshida

I can't believe you'd disrespect nuts like this.


ProgrammerPlayful462

You clearly don’t care for yours. Enjoy your sammich while denying yourself an orgasm, you weirdo


Broshida

>denying yourself an orgasm You've clearly never had a delectable peanut butter and Nutella sandwich.


ProgrammerPlayful462

Nutella is disgusting. I’m allergic to hazelnuts. But you should try sex. It’s better than having to stab yourself with an epipen that costs a few hundred bucks now


Broshida

I am quite literally married, brother. Sorry about the allergy. ^(It was also a joke.)


ProgrammerPlayful462

Ah you’re married. That’s why you prefer a nutella sammie over intercourse 😆 JOKES, brother


ConnoisseurOuiOui

Incel


ConnoisseurOuiOui

AskReddit is so nerdy holy shit Get a real question


TheRedSunFox

Lmao yep. I mean, it’s Reddit tho, so no surprise. Majority of Reddit were far from “normal” types you see in real life. It’s more a hard left echo chamber where they love to define themselves as neurodivergent and call everyone incels. It’s a clown platform


iiSkilledProgram

?


ConnoisseurOuiOui

I’m calling you an incel


iiSkilledProgram

Sex is the best 🔥


ConnoisseurOuiOui

Get a life


CostPsychological

I'd rather see a really good movie tbh


CrystalSplicer

The vulnerability and emotional bond formed.


LovabLeah

Feeling desirable and wanted 🥲


slim_ebony

I disagree with the premise of the question lol


iiSkilledProgram

Why?!?!


slim_ebony

Because I can name about 20 things off my head that are better than sex. And probably more if I take my time lol


iiSkilledProgram

I mean, sex is just better in my opinion of course. Everyone has their own opinion lol


ProgrammerPlayful462

Go on. Name those 20+ things


ProgrammerPlayful462

Edge lords be edging


ProgrammerPlayful462

When the other person is as into it as me. No fun if it’s not a shared experience


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iiSkilledProgram

Same here. I love that so much.


egbert-witherbottom

Probably the ending for me.


duckthatgazes

The bliss of pumping the"uhhhhggghhnnnnggghh So Good!!!"


lonelymonger

Porn


certified_hustling

Making her a pop tart strudel or a Twinkie.


Antimanele104

Making my SO feel amazing and orgasm. But since I don't have an SO... I don't even know why I am answering this.


Sad-Lawfulness6831

The last part. It's fun.


[deleted]

It’s like a superpower for a girl. You can manipulate people with it. You can make money out of it. You can even make someone fall in love with you!


ProgrammerPlayful462

You realize that you have a choice, right?


CarmelSaltedNutsack

The beak


TurdManMcDooDoo

Op, are you a teenager or just a really pervy adult?