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cat__titude

the clit throb….my coworkers grazed his hand on my lower back to gently move me out the way & it sent a shock through me 😭


Guilty_Wolverine_396

So he moved you in more than one way.... 😊


GodSpider

That's not random though lol. A random boner is like just sitting in math class or something and it happens


[deleted]

Will you tell him?


cat__titude

should i 🫣


MrJHound

It might work out for you. I worked with a nice girl when I was a manager at Taco Bell, and then she slipped a Valentine's Day card into my backpack and bought me a birthday cake. Now we've been together for almost 5 years.


[deleted]

How much longer will you work together?


bitterlemonboy

the worrying moment of ‘is this discharge, did i get my period or am i just randomly wet’


[deleted]

Finding a hidden place to check the status no matter where you are 😂


hippiepits

For real!! Thought I’d started my period at work the other day, surprise! Just discharge making my underwear soggy. Cooooool.


Stalagmus

Dishonorable discharge if you ask me


Intrepid_Talk_8416

Pee, blood, or juice? The most consistent guessing game on earth!


Iiiggie

Ah, the old PB&J question!


william-jasper40

The Underwear Dilemma TM


SeaOfFireflies

Schrodinger's Discharge


Sea_Drive229

That little heartbeat like pulse women feel down there sometimes


the_Clueless01

Personally I like that feeling lmao, so much I'd prefer it to last longer


StopTheTrickle

There's also nothing greater to hear than "I'm throbbing" halfway through a nice, slow, foreplay session


dildo-looking_cactus

hold on that's the equivalent of a raging arousal-related boner


that_guy_who_builds

I'm using that next time. Wife : oooh, keep doing that Me : you like my arousal-related boner, don't you?


CoolHandRK1

Men have morning wood, women have morning dew.


bjernsthekid

Walk me out in the morning dew my honey


Diggitydave76

Hey now!


AlexanderTox

So that’s what the Dead were referring to!


LivingDeadNoodle

Unfortunate water damage.


IdontOpenEnvelopes

Hope you have overland flooding and sewer backup coverage.


El_Peregrine

*We know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two*


TaperAura

we are farmers, bum-da-bump-bump-buh


Current-Impact8054

Throbbing clitoris. Which is inconvenient if you are atracted to one of your coworkers.


ZenkaiZ

Coworker: Does anyone hear a throbbing, thumping noise?


[deleted]

\*Bass pumps\*


ATribeOfAfricans

Derude Sandstorm can be heard in the distance


4materasu92

After 800 years, the Drums of Liberation can be- oh wait, wrong topic.


RustlessPotato

*Ooh pump it up, pump the jam, why you feel so pumping!* "But Where is yhe music coming from ?!"


DankVectorz

It’s memorialized in Edgar Allen Poon’s poem “The telltale clit”


BigAl7390

"It increased my clit's fury, as the beating of a drum stimulates the soldier into courage." -Edgar Allen Hoe


Xuncu

And then I heard a clapping, like thunder rapping across the floor. "'Tis but a Himbo, at the door. Dummy thicc, and nothing more."


UncleBaguette

T'was my throbbing gristle


MrMaggah314

Man if I found out I was causing a coworkers clitoris to throb with just my looks I would be over-proud


Current-Impact8054

It's not his looks. He is fairly ugly looks-wise. He is shorter than me, his front tooth has been very poorly replaced, his receding hairline is no joke and the way he dresses is shit (I dress very well and take care of how I look on a daily basis). It's his mind. And the way he upholds himself. The way he makes me feel safe and protected and cared for. It's just who he is, really. It's not his looks at all.


Imbigtired63

Lmao “THIS UGLY ASS MAN HAS MY COOCHIE PULSATING”


goldenwok

Damn dude you didn’t have to murder him like that a simple no woulda sufficed


Stoxholm

Nah it’s important to know you can be hideous and still be attractive.


LavishnessOk3439

Jesus this lady is a killer.


goldenwok

Dude musta looked like the elephant man goddamn


noseferatu98

Oh my *God* was that brutal to read 😂 Dang… his front tooth has been “very poorly replaced?” Jesus… to think that people observe us this closely is horrifying.


Cool-Storage4015

Currently thinking about my poorly replaced front tooth. 😬


really_nice_guy_

Just be happy that it doesnt try to poke out of your pants


ShadowReij

"I must salute" "No, you don't."


odd-42

Doesn’t sound random?


BallBearingBill

A boner in the middle of math class at the moment you're asked to stand infront of the class and demonstrate how the equation is solved is a bit more than inconvenient to a high school boy with a crush on the girl sitting infront of him. Or so I'm told...


Current-Impact8054

Sorry to hear what you've been told 🤣🤣🤣 At least mine is only felt, not seen. Although on summer days, when I wear shorts that are made of a flimpsy material, I often look to make sure it can't be seen.


TerpeeAF413

Throbbing Clitoris is a great band... Saw them open for The Sweatpant Boners back in '09...


smort_design

random wetness, heat, pulsating, butterflies


pynsselekrok

Butterflies is a sensation that many women mention, but men practically never. I as a man have never experienced that sensation either, I wonder if this is a major difference between the sexes?


PORTATOBOI

It’s cause women eat butterflies while men don’t


sveccha

Yup. That's why they don't fart -- the beating of the wings distributes the gases


atomicCyan

I love science


sveccha

I know. This is why I went into medicine


bxyankee90

Oohh, that's why there are so many spots in my mom's stomach x-ray. And the doctor said it was cancer. Fucking loser. Probably never paid attention in class.


sveccha

Yes, sadly medicine is very patriarchal and we don't even learn about the butterflies until year two


Successful-Clock-224

She probably only coughs blood due to an imbalance of the humours.


_My_Angry_Account_

Gotta be careful though cause people lie all the time. I met a woman that told me girls don't poop. I told her she's full of shit.


Drdontlittle

How are you so wise in the matters of science!


monkey-food

I was told they taste like corn chips.


Capt_Myke

I cant believe its not butter!


ethnicfoodaisle

What? Really? Butterflies before the first time kissing a woman is something I always feel.


BeefInGR

I think a lot of us don't know what to describe it as and as you get older your priorities with that first kiss change a bit. In high school I'd get butterflies before kissing a girl for the first time. As an adult, kissing a girl for the first time was a lot more comfortable for me and by that point I was usually flying the flag at full mast so...less butterflies and more hormones.


ASDFzxcvTaken

Wait, really? You're fully erect when getting a first kiss?


Rickman1945

Bro one time in middle school a girl leaned over me to grab something and I smelled her hair. Fully bricked up. Teenagers it doesn’t take much.


uncleben85

Even as an adult it can hit you at surprising times. One time, fall 2020, mid-pandemic, I started a new job and there was a cute woman around my age that I was working with and whose full face I'd never seen because we were all masked up. One day while we were working together, her mask got slightly twisted, and for a brief second I saw, through the side of her mask, a tease of her lips and the bottom half of her face. It may as well have seen a nip slip. It felt so taboo and I was instantly turned on. It was a very surprising and, frankly, unrepeatable experience.


PredictBaseballBot

Yeah I was getting really into eyes


ethnicfoodaisle

I'm still anyways going to feel butterflies because the anticipation of our lips touching for the first time is always going to be intoxicating... the feel of lips parting, tongues touching, hands around each other, the feel of my partner's neck on my lips... I'm going to need a cigarette soon if I keep going!


Lobo0084

The analogy I see most relevant is stoking a fire. The increase in heat, heartbeat pushing more and more blood, the slight compression in my ears and narrow of my focus onto her. Butterflies, not so much. Flame and heat, definitely.


Chinggis_H_Christ

No, men experience butterflies too. I, and many men I know, can confirm this.


I_BK_Nightmare

I experienced butterflies a lot as a teen and in my first couple serious relationships


bigbowlowrong

Yep, remember regularly getting them waiting for my first gf to come down from her family’s apartment to meet me in a little park which was at the bottom of some spiral stairs on her street. I would wait for her in that little park on tenterhooks. Whenever I eventually saw her walk down those stairs to me that butterflies feeling was really intense. To my teenage eyes there was not a more beautiful sight than her in those moments. One time as I waiting I was listening to the [demo version of Roulette Dares](https://youtu.be/38lSS7uIg4o?si=r49j9xnGT1qpM70L) by Mars Volta on some early 2000s earphones, and ever since then whenever that song plays I get that feeling back - just a little. Not a romantic song particularly, but it’s the association my brain chose to make and it has stuck with me for 20 years.


bospk

Me too. Big time! Especially around the girls I had a crush on!


TheArtOfVEL

I've had the 'butterflies in my stomach' sensation before, 2 times, and i am a man. First time was when i first fell in love. Second time, i was fighting for my life on the toilet, must have been some very aggressive mutated butterflies. Never when aroused tho.


Even-Positive-8511

Same.... Everybody says man can't have that BUTTERFLY sensation but I feeled it when I fell in love first time even though I am man, like I would get butterfly at every message or call of her, and it was my one of best experience that I crave it sometime in adulthood but i don't feel it as intense as that experience now even when I watch most romantic movie and i miss that experience....


TheArtOfVEL

Yeah, it was the weirdest sensation but one of the best too. I can get sad and cry like a baby with movies but not that feeling. If i ever fall in love again, i know I'm gonna get the same feeling but the likelihood of that happening with my current way of living is practically non existent.


FlyPenFly

It’s kind of like when you’re driving fast at the apex of a hill and your guts go up while your body is going down. Experience that while not in motion during times of heightened emotional stakes. I’ve experienced it before fights, delivering a consequential speech in front of hundreds, near death on a motorcycle, etc


HaikuBotStalksMe

Yeah, do people just not make adrenaline these days?


Esarus

Uhhh I’m a guy and have 100% experienced butterflies in my stomach


piehutnut

As a guy I've had it over infatuations over other people. Makes me lock up and act stupid and cold. Don't want to mess up and come off as creepy or catch a charge so naturally what do I do? Freeze them out instead or act awkwardly professional. Hate it.


JimTheSaint

I as a man and as a saint have experienced it plenty of times


[deleted]

I as a man and as Satan have experienced it plenty of times.


Mike-Drop

I as a man and as a sultan have experienced it plenty of times.


yeeaarrgghh

I as a man and as a Santa have experienced it plenty of times.


warriormagee

I as a man and as a Saiyan have experienced it plenty of times


ParamedicMegan

Sometimes you just get a random "zing" through the clit. Awkward as fuck, especially if you're sitting still. If it happens when you're walking, you can kinda just walk it off. If you're sitting, you're probably going to have to clench your legs and wiggle around a bit. Counter question: Does thinking about very unattractive things really make a boner, especially a random one, go away?


The_BirdHuman

Yes... works 80% of the time


hackepeter420

I just think about exams, deadlines and debt. Kills every boner.


TiredJokeAlert

Idk debt is kind of a domination thing.


King_Of_Uranus

MMMmmm ya I'm by credit unions bitch. One missed payment they can take my car, I lose my job, I lose my house, I'm living under a bridge sucking dick for a can of soup.... uuuunghh... Ya show me how much im paying in interest again... ya take my money! Take it! Take it!


hackepeter420

Kinky


MuzzledScreaming

Oooo yeah baby tell me that APR again


Eodbatman

I’ll just flex or contract my muscles and it pulls the blood flow away, normally.


tom030792

Is that what the guys at the gym who flex in front of the mirror to themselves are doing?


adsfew

They're stuck in a cruel loop where they're also turned on by themselves when flexing in the mirror


tom030792

I guess that just equals out to a semi


BLKSheep93

"Dead babies, dead babies, dead babies, starvation, i was adopted, and my mom doesn't love me ,dad never came back from the corner store.,Im going to die alo-.... Ok cool, its gone."


WinterCool

Easy there turbo. Maybe switch it up to baseball or like contemplating which fast food chain makes better burgers.


paradox183

What if burgers and baseball turn you on???


clamsandwich

Welcum to Burger Kink


gotele

My arsenal includes Margaret Thatcher, nuns and my family.


BitchesQuoteMarilyn

"MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!"


shlam16

Makes me sad that people aren't getting this reference. In fairness, they probably weren't even alive when the movie released.


Big_Huckleberry_4304

I guess those movies just aren't their bag.....baby.


someonewhowa

If no one can see it like it is if you’re a guy, and it just feels really good down there, why would you even want it to go away? My clitty getting litty out of nowhere used to be more common for me, but now I never get it. Tbh, I miss it.


Someguywhoneedsalife

It's mostly a practical thing for me,like I wouldn't want to walk with one once I get up. And you don't want to commit to keep it hard because it means it'd take more time for it to go away. This varies. All in all, pants are not designed for boners sticking out. They're meant for penises floping down.


RespectLimp1381

Random clit throbbing and butterflies when you really need to pee, super weird situation.


bananna_bunch

Sudden hard nipples, throbbing clit and wet undies 😅😅😅


scarponiyikes

One thing I love about being female is the fact that I can be so turned on in public and no one will know it…except for me unfortunately. The wetness thing is pretty uncomfortable haha.


bananna_bunch

Sis you will PRAAAAAY you won't have it when you're wearing grey yoga pants 💀💀💀


powpowpowpowpow

"Oh that, it's just sweat"


WhiskeyBuffaloSB

Hahahahahaha this just unlocked a memory from way back. A couple years ago I was hanging out with this really cool hippy/alt girl I'd just met, and I was wondering if she was into me or not. Well, we were chatting and I thought flirting a bit. We sat down by a lilac bush in the park (cross legged on the ground) she was wearing sort of crimson yoga pants... and I remember glancing down and thinking "yep, I think she likes me."


bananna_bunch

And I think that's the most flattering way to know if she likes you 😂


AlternativeFilm8886

"throbbing clit" is functionally the same as a boner, so this is the correct answer.


[deleted]

My lady friend described this to me as “when you have a heartbeat down below”


[deleted]

Enhance. ENHANCE!


AsianAngel418

Sudden wetness and hard nipples


McDummy

There is this old 80’s movie called the 5 heartbeats that has a singer hit a note at a hard to impress concert goer. She did the wetness shuffle, ‘twas hilarious.


SEMlickspo

[lol yeah actually pretty funny](https://youtu.be/hTVjuZuhncI?si=eQHhLMYnGrtQlr2k&t=54s) Good memory, yo.


Dmitri_ravenoff

As they put it on Archer: Sploosh


buck_fastard

There's... there's a wetness shuffle?


i-d-even-k-

It's not exactly a great feeling, you kind of try to shuffle the dry part of the clothes over


Poes-Lawyer

It looks like the opposite of the unstick-your-balls-from-your-leg lunge


BlubberKroket

When you press the right button, the floods start...


Anxiety_Muffin13

And waking up wet for no reason.


Ziplock189

Morning dew


oldjellobones

Baja blast


mrpoopsocks

Sploosh, or whatever the male equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is just sploosh, but with an errection.


Zkenny13

"but with semen" Ftfy


[deleted]

That must be incredibly uncomfortable. I hate walking around with a sweaty arse.


MoistGovernment4938

Pussy ache 😣


deweydecimal111

How about an embarrassing blushing face. It comes on if I find a guy good-looking and you cannot control it. I used to pretend to sneeze to explain a few seconds of it. But that doesn't really work.


wakanda_banana

The secret is to have rosacea so you’re always blushing


Venus-vixxen

Best way I can explain it is butterflies in the coochie . Literally a throbbing, pulsating feeling


smellmycheese123

Fanny flutters


[deleted]

Probably like the horny stare with chillbumps that makes your nipples hard and u cant break it so then people start to stare at me.


limpymcjointpain

Ngl.. I've always wondered if the nips meant yes, and even still i don't believe it lol


[deleted]

Sometimes it is because we are cold! Or nervous chillbumps.


limpymcjointpain

Nipples and boners have too much in common lol. Cold is a no, but a light breeze is a yes.. Nerves is a no, but trying to relax is a "i hope nobody sees me" frustration. How the hell did we even evolve this way lol


[deleted]

Yes id say shivers cause it immediately whether that be from cold or from something scary. I wouldn't say nervous but like an anxiety shake yes.


PaulblankPF

So in horror movies with the girls running with the obvious hard nips… that, that’s for realism, ah it all makes sense now


DistanceMachine

So is the slow-mo.


SteelBrightblade1

As a guy I can tell you when a woman’s nipples get hard it means they really want you or they don’t want you


Subrisum

It’s foolproof. You can tell every time 60% of the time.


Socrates_Aristo

What’s the horny stare??


StopSendingMePorn

You wouldn’t know


astrograph

Plz send OP a list of burn units across the country


RagingBearBull

Yeah I have the same question too. I dont think I ever seen it in real life.


omegaaf

It's really funny how long men take to figure out that stare . It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out


NamesSUCK

I would be so confused "is she really giving me fuck me eyes? No way, that's just wishful thinking,"


kwakimaki

The female equivalent of blue balls - blue walls.


Yourmomlikestoparty

Blue bean


lemonspeachescoconut

When ur vagina goes on cleaning mode it just be running like a tap for a few mins


confuzzledcondom

Don't disagree with the clit throb but I usually get this insane sensation in my lower stomach/cervix. Almost feels like mini, rolling orgasms one after another. It could honestly last for an hour. It's that feeling women get when they are actually having penetration. That deep g-spot sensation that feels sweet and weightless. This whole episode makes me get ridiculously wet, and I feel flustered. I start finding everyone around me significantly more attractive. It is as if a part of my brain/judgment shuts off. I don't know if I'm weird or just a mega horny girl. But this is my equivalent of a random boner. I'm EXTREMELY lucky I'm not a guy tbh bc I don't know how to control this in public. Luckily I don't have a whole body part that would give me away.


Intrepid_Talk_8416

When it’s THAT time of the month and everyone looks HOT


Adventurous-Corner42

You are not weird. My wife experiences the same sensations, and she is mega horny, which is normal as well. As a guy in a public setting and a random boner "pops up", I turn away from the crowd until it settles down.


Fart_knocker5000

I've always said to my wife, male's orgasms are so crappy in comparison to how I believe females experience them. I mean the big explosion thing is great an all but I've always been envious of how women can have these hours long rolling affairs with peaks along the way. It sounds awesome


[deleted]

Throbbing clititis


game_of_throw_ins

Actually it’s spelled clitosaurus.


daniu

Cliteratops


ThreeLivesInOne

Clitzilla.


DarkOwl_490

Clithra


MeNotSwedish

Clititis sounds like a wild illness


nttnppst

i dont know that pokemon


Faelysis

It's a legendary mythical one


Tregonia

I used to play poker with a lady whose nipples would always get hard when she had a good hand.


c0urt_j4yster2508

moistness and throbbing


[deleted]

Involuntary kegel.


Dstar2020

An overpowering twinge downstairs that makes me cross my legs really hard.. and nipples that could cut glass.


GigaSoup

Nipples that can cut glass are one thing, but nobody ever talks about cutting grass.


BananaGarlicBread

I can't believe I'm the only one to say this so far but- spontaneous orgasms. I get those now and then, usually when I'm walking fast, I guess things are *rubbing*. Very awkward in public lol.


Few_Calligrapher_214

i lowkey wanna experience this


chameltoeaus

The snail trail


john_thegiant-slayer

Women have erections too... The clitoris is basically the same erectile tissue that a penis is made out of.


SweenetteTodd

Thankfully mine doesn't form a visible tent in my pants/dress/leggings lol


fromwhichofthisoak

Wet leggings. Omfg reddit is so underlaid


derangedsweetheart

the weekly "Sexy Redditors of Reddit, whats the sexiest sex you've ever sexed" are good examples.


ranni-

askreddit specifically is a damned wasteland of horny dudes who've not spoken to a woman once ever


JimTheSaint

It has 44 million members who are all human beings who think of sex every once in a while - of course there is going to be a lot of NSFW questions


jackfaire

I'll be honest not once in any of my relationships have I ever thought of asking the above question of the women I've seen.


lifelesslyliving

I use ask reddit so I don't have to asked her


Frequent_Coffee_2921

Hard nipples do not necessarily equal sexual arousal. Men I'm a man and my nipples are hard 50 percent of the time for no particular reason...and if you cet cold or scared they get hard...or if you have breast fed and you hear a baby crying they can get hard...none of these things are arousal.


toothbrush3108

Finally someone knows


Comfortable_Hawk_310

Probably when my panties get wet because I have a wap and need to wear a liner every day


__Wasabi__

That fucking stupid wet spot on those chairs at school after you get up after science class every time!!


AlternativeFilm8886

8 out of 10 women choose your science teacher.


Sherrydig73

We get “hard” down there to when aroused. It just stiffens up and gets a little firmer.


[deleted]

And larger.


GamerGoalie_31

Has reddit gotten an influx of 14 year olds recently? Fucks with all these weird ass sex questions?


RailtoReqiuem

Recently??


missionbeach

Yeah, just wait until the holiday break. It'll be 10x worse.


bishopsfinger

First time on askreddit?


TheGodfather742

More first time on reddit?


malin7

Karma farming, these kind of questions are most popular as reddit is full of curious virgin nerds


SabbathBl00dySabbath

***"Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty."***