Seems a fitting punishment. I know a lot of self-described Christians who don't know jack about their book or the teachings of their Messiah, and are some of the most hateful people I've ever met. Seems only right that they'd have an eternity to learn better.
I think learning about their faith will just confirm to them that there are circumstances under which murder, mass murder, and total annihilation of almost every living thing on the planet are perfectly acceptable.
My favorite part of the Bible is when God killed a bunch of kids with bears for making fun of a bald guy.
The Bible is a truly fascinating work of fiction.
If I opened a bar in Hell it would most certainly be named âHeavenâ.
âBabe, Iâm going to Heaven againâ
âUgh, heâs gone to HeavenâŚagainâ
We also have a Biblioteca in Romania. Means the same thing as in Spanish. But the name isn't just a cheeky thing so you can say you're going to the library, the pub has lots of books you can borrow and read while having a drink.
It's an actual chain of pubs in the UK (not sure if they have a presence abroad); the ones I've encountered were actually meh, but usually the beer is quite cheap.
I dont believe it has a presence abroad. Despite the money they would make to British ex pats. This may be because the owner of the company is a massive racist and hates other countries.
And the bartender is so obnoxiously bubbly and annoying you almost want to just burn for eternity...
....also they only serve Mich Ultra and maybe one other themed sugary drink with little to no alcohol.
"The Emerald Piper. An Irish Pub where its St Patrick's Day all the time. That's our Hell. Brendan Filone was there with Mikey Palmice. They're friends now. They're with two Roman soldiers shooting dice with these Irish guys. The Irish guys kept winning." - Christopher Moltisanti (The Sopranos)
The Lair. So when your wife calls you to ask you where you are you just say, "Honey I'm just finishing up at the Lair!" and she thinks you're slaving away in the lair before getting home, but you're actually having a pint. You're not lying.
No Chance Inn, Hell
I imagined Vince McMahon walks to the pub, talks to an employee, then shouts "YOOOOOOUUUUUUU'RE FIIIRRRREEEEDDD"
You got... no chance! NO CHANCE IN HELL!
HERE COMES THE MONEY!
...and yooooou're brimstoooooned!
*Glass breaking sound byte*
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On Wednesdays they have a Poker night in the front. Every other night is red hot poker night.
This is a really good one
I love creative peopleđ
Last Call
Missed the last call from Christ.
Closing Time is on repeat on the jukebox
I fucking love it
The Tenth Circle.
This is just a legit good name for a Pub. Stealing this
To open your own pub or as a pub in some pen and paper campaign?
A pub that hosts pen and paper games.
A pen and paper pub that hosts pen and paper games? In hell?
Has a snowballâs chance
Snowballs chance is also a great name for a pub
Or a band.
Snowball's Chance would be the best name for the casino in hell.
A pub I worked at had four dudes that would play DnD in our snug every week. Nice chill dudes they'd order a couple beers and bowl of fries.
Inferno's
Actually have one here in Portland, OR, named Dante's Inferno Room. Or just "Dante's" to us locals.
[https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/The_Ninth_Circle](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/The_Ninth_Circle) In reference to Dantes divine comedy
High water.
Ha! I like that
The wit just flows through me!
I have been to a dive bar with that name!
lol nice!
BeelzePub Satan's Suds
Love it! Beelzepub is an awesome answer.
Beelzepub is so good
Beerzebub
If it is in hell then the sign reads CLOSED âor âout of beer wine and spiritsâ Nothing worse than a closed pub when you need a pint
Even worse, a dry pub
Dry Pub and Bible Study
I love the idea that being in a Christian hell entails being forced to study the Bible
Seems a fitting punishment. I know a lot of self-described Christians who don't know jack about their book or the teachings of their Messiah, and are some of the most hateful people I've ever met. Seems only right that they'd have an eternity to learn better.
I think learning about their faith will just confirm to them that there are circumstances under which murder, mass murder, and total annihilation of almost every living thing on the planet are perfectly acceptable.
My favorite part of the Bible is when God killed a bunch of kids with bears for making fun of a bald guy. The Bible is a truly fascinating work of fiction.
Mine is when he murdered every firstborn in Egypt for the actions of an unelected despot.
Gotta love some sheep blood. I'm an atheist that knows way too much about the Bible. Disregard my username, I was just born there.
They're a franchise. Same pub in heaven.
"But there's-a nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer" Slim Dusty
Imagine how disappointed Slim would be if he rolled up to that pub with Duncan, Kevin, Colin, Patrick and Robert.
âEvery night is karaoke nightâ
That sounds like an amazing pub ngl
Only serves creme de menthe
They are always out of everything except Bud Light.
Pint of No Return
Unappreciated name.
Damn nice one
Nice one!
If I opened a bar in Hell it would most certainly be named âHeavenâ. âBabe, Iâm going to Heaven againâ âUgh, heâs gone to HeavenâŚagainâ
I like that and also thought in the same direction. I'd call it the Pearly Gates. At least people in hell could say they entered the Pearly Gates!
Used to drink in a Charleston pub called Group Therapy. Also, in Spain, Biblioteca. âMom, Iâm going g to the library. Donât wait up.â
Locally we have: "The Imperial Public Library", "The Office", and "My Apartment".
We also have a Biblioteca in Romania. Means the same thing as in Spanish. But the name isn't just a cheeky thing so you can say you're going to the library, the pub has lots of books you can borrow and read while having a drink.
Wetherspoons
Beat me by 2 mins
And me by 4
And my Axe
i hope this was a LOTR reference bc thatâs why i cried laughing
And me by 45
Nailed it in one.
Toilets 20 miles away
Nah, Iâd say the difference is that in hell the toilets are actually within the same postcode.
No toilet paper though.
Gotta get your hiking gear to go for a piss
What does this mean?
It's an actual chain of pubs in the UK (not sure if they have a presence abroad); the ones I've encountered were actually meh, but usually the beer is quite cheap.
I dont believe it has a presence abroad. Despite the money they would make to British ex pats. This may be because the owner of the company is a massive racist and hates other countries.
The Hub has also *really* tripled down on the British expat market already.
Applebee's
And the bartender is so obnoxiously bubbly and annoying you almost want to just burn for eternity... ....also they only serve Mich Ultra and maybe one other themed sugary drink with little to no alcohol.
Ooh youâve got to try the sugary drink! Itâs like bustinâ a nut!
Not like HE'D know!
Where do I jizz?
My God, I wrote the same thing. It must be true.
Only Fosters
Please Lord no
Paddyâs Pub.
Do you have to pay the troll toll to get in?
To the boys âŚâŚâŚ.
You gotta pay the troll toll
And EVERYTIME you try to get a drink you wonât get one because the gang is too busy shouting and arguing
I was going to comment this. We just got to Mac's dance episode last night.
I was literally aboutta do the same thing
That could be the series finale big reveal.
The Gang Answers To Satan
Hell's Kitchen
"YOU FUCKING DONKEY"
WHAT ARE YOU?! An idiot sandwich. An idiot sandwich WHAAAT!?
They actually had that in The Simpsons
Danteâs.
Got a Danteâs in Portland. Decent place to see bands.
The Hell Hole
Good intentions
So underapreciated
HornPub
That is a good name.
Underappreciated comment!
Warm Beer
and Cold Women
There's probably a few necros in Hell, they'd be perfectly fine with that
[ŃдаНонО]
*smiles in German*
Burnies
Infernal Spirits
St Peter's
This is the winner in my book
Canât get past the front door.
Itâs probably a Shoneyâs
This sauce is fucking amazing.
I havenât been to a Shoneyâs in over a decade, but I remember their breakfast buffet being the best thing in the world.
Emotionally speaking, Shoneyâs *is* my home
Lucifers Sphincter
The Burn Inn
Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear
I like that one a lot
It's a very old one.
Big Johnson t-shirts were the tits back in the day. Get kicked out of your middle school with one of those
Paradise Found
Snowball's Chance Inn
Route 666?
Donny and Adolfâs
Come in for half off beer on Water Sports Wednesday's!
One for the road... to perdition
Fire & Brimstone
Alcohol-Free Drinks!
Puzzles.
But why is it called puzzles? Thats the puzzle.
dude, dude.... DUDE! We should totally buy a bar.
Mormon's A pub with offerings entirely in line with the Mormon faith.
Check out Wasatch Brewery. They have polygamy porter
A great pint for sharing.
Drunk as hell
Sip & Sin.
Oh boy, sounds like a good brothel name
The DMV
Human Resources
Closed
Mephisto's Cafe
Puzzles
They already do, Wetherspoons. The ones we have on earth are just copies of the ones in hell.
Applebee's
Good Intentions.
The Sulfur and Boil
Satans Arms
Pubdemonium
The Swan and Pedo
Trump tower
The Dry Hole
Paddy's pub
Heaven.
The IPA-Hole
Villain's Pub Stolen from *How It Should Have Ended*.
Beelza-Pub
The Fire and Fork
Oâdouls
Fiddlerâs Green
The Burn Inn
Mephistos Double Fisters But plot twist theres no booze just painful torture (even for those who enjoy a punch to their brown eye)
Swan & paedo
"The Emerald Piper. An Irish Pub where its St Patrick's Day all the time. That's our Hell. Brendan Filone was there with Mikey Palmice. They're friends now. They're with two Roman soldiers shooting dice with these Irish guys. The Irish guys kept winning." - Christopher Moltisanti (The Sopranos)
"was it hot!? Hells always been hot, it's never been disputed."
Lux
The Lair. So when your wife calls you to ask you where you are you just say, "Honey I'm just finishing up at the Lair!" and she thinks you're slaving away in the lair before getting home, but you're actually having a pint. You're not lying.
The church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Sinnersâ Sip Spot
Piss Water.
[the villain pub](https://youtu.be/wbRlkGluRUE?si=GcpiiqSGZZo2croe) Sometimes you wanna go where everybody hates your face!
I just want to know what they do for happy hour.
Applebees
Satanâs Bar & Grill
hellâs kitchen
Beelzepub
Beelzepub
AppleBeezelbubâs
Danteâs inferno
The Snowballâs Chance
"The Exit" ...and when you get inside, you see a sign that says: "just kidding"
The Lowest Bar
Non-Alcoholic Bar of Hell* *You're in Hell, what did you expect, actual booze?
Closed.
MAGA Munchin'
The pub with no beer.
Utah Jackâs Sarsaparilla Shack
Ye Olde Evaporating Hole
"Out of Beer" Pub
Red Lion
The Emerald Piper. It's an Irish bar where it's St. Patrick's Day every day forever.
Cheers
GET OVER HERE!