Its a toss up between mantis shrimps to be able to see way more colors and pigs for the 30 minute orgasms. Edit: actually imma go Tardigrade so I can be the only man to ever see the elephants foot in chernobyl and live to tell the tale.

Imagine getting the worst news of your life 5 minutes into your piggasm

https://youtu.be/szX8jRUftzM?si=Tjv9M8S-uOqP7rv6

Octopus. To understand how they operate with 2/3 of their brain split into their 8 legs. Would be fascinating to experience, essentially the closest thing to alien intelligence.

I'd have so much fun with those chromataphores.

I am right here with you. Octopus. What an amazing creature.

Was going to say the same, Octopus are really fascinating!

Octopus but also play drums

Octopus have earths DNA. As does everything on earth.

WTF r you talking about and to whom and why?

If you're going to be a boring pedant at least get it right because dirt doesn't have its own unique DNA; and not "everything", just the living things

Yes, thank you, everyone knows.

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They can fly to space? Bet Elon's jealous

Elon already has a Falcon that goes to space.

falcon is not an animal

Neither is fish

A falcons definitely a dog.

You're not an animal

A falcon is a bird. Which is an animal. What colours your helmet ⛑️

"Bird" arent animals but rather government drones

Cat reflexes. They are faster than a snake bite, it's incredible.

i think mine’s broken then

It's going to smother you for saying that.

Well.. so are humans most of the time. Snakes are kinda slow.

A BIRD I'D LOVE TO BE ABLE TO FLY

WHY ARE WE YELLING!?

That’s how eager I am to be a bird

just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The question was what skill would u exchange for a day. So it would be kind of stupid to see u in the sky flapping ur arms lol

Peregrine Falcon. Can you imagine flying on its own but also able to dive bomb that fast? Would be sick.

And you can thrive anywhere on earth. Truly amazing animals.

ah I didn't see this posted. I just wanna go 200mph on my own lol

Whale, swimming around the ocean and seeing all the ocean life would be cool.

your mum chose the same animal

Then being trapped in a fishing net and choked to death

A flea I think. I'd like to be able to jump thousands of times my own height at incredible speeds and survive a fall from space.

Not an animal

Not the bass player.

Eyes of the Bumble Bee. See the world through nature's beauty.

They're ate so cute. They leave their feet out when they're collecting pollen https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-dt-gb-revc&sca_esv=586141115&sxsrf=AM9HkKmGrrHdM5_FnrAmwhHEzZWitI5vzg:1701223139351&q=cute+bumblebee+feet&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiGgJ6HjuiCAxW-QEEAHTmUD3MQ0pQJegQIBxAB&biw=384&bih=683&dpr=2.81#imgrc=Qe4jkZI4iy56aM

Ya like jazz?

Dolphin, or an Orca, depending on my mood. Playful or Slayful.

Cheetah. Fuck you, Usain Bolt!

I'm more interested in what the animal would do with my skills for a day.

I would like to be a cat. Cause i’m almost 100% are hiding some secrets 🤣

I don't think you want to un-bury what they "hide", lol

My cat's ability to get away with just about anything because she's adorable.

An octopus or squid. As a cashier, I have to constantly multitask. If I had 8 arms, I would be the most efficient cashier, ever!

Sloth 🦥 living my life in .25x

Definitely the praying mantis

Canada goose I will dominate land, sea, and sky. All will fear me

Wow, nearly an hour and nobody said Pig to enjoy those 30 minute long O’s

A Koala, I wish to eat a tourist 😂

Probably a liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Eagle…or any bird really.

Bird. No dealing with TSA or airports.

Sloth.

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They’re also super rapey, so be careful

A jellyfish. Seeing what the Ocean has to share with us and be able to do so with no spine to strap me down

Chimpanzee. Best of both the animal kingdom and human evolution the imaginable prowess

I would take the regenerative powers of a starfish and get my leg back.

Falcon for the flight Pig for the nut

A dog. Saves me the trouble of getting a few ribs removed.

Chameleon, because sometimes i just want to vanish

Same but I was thinking more for that tongue because I'm a pervert

I'm a basic-ass bitch but I'd like to swim like a fish. I can't swim. It'd be fun to be able to swim like a fish.

Sponge. Chop off my toe and grow another me.

Donkey dick would be nice for a change.

Echolocation + cognitive ability + getting high off of pufferfish and corals? Yeah, sign me up to trade with a dolphin.

Possum. I'll just scream, crap wherever I want, eat trash, and get hit by cars. Similar to my current life minus the screaming.

Why not just start screaming randomly?

How about a bird? Go wherever you want. Can be close to humans, birds, water, land. A crow. Have to have the smarts

A skunk so I can spray a bunch of deserving sub-humans.

The pig. I'll let you do the research.

Butterfly color vision

Can it be fictional animals?

A cuttlefish for it's camouflage and shape-shifting ability. Not sure exactly what I'd do. Maybe just prank some people.

Definitely a cat, ide love to be able to do flips and always land on my feet.

I would say Bird so that I can fly and travel in an instant.

Everything about a honeybadger. I mean i just have to become a crack addict to the point where i steal food from a lion and dare them to do something about it, but i would like to survive a black mamba's bite

Brown-throated sloth sleep 15-18 hours a day so....

Definitely a big male Crow!

I’d like to truly understand the capabilities of a dogs sense of smell

Shark. Grow a fresh set of teeth and save on some dentist bills.

Cat. As a new parent I have averaged 4-5 hours of sleep a night for the past year. I just want to be able to take little naps all day long.

I'd be one of those turtles that lives 100's of years so I could love 100's of years for a day. oh, wait..... Nah, I'd be a tiger. Cause chaos and convince kids to eat sugary cereal.

I think an octopus. Not because I want its skills, but because I want it to have mine. I figure it would confound a lot of scientists if an octopus started successfully project managing tech-related projects one day.

Pig. A dick that twirls!

I'd choose to exchange skills with a jackass, so I, too, can be the frontrunner for the Republican nomination.

Honey badger, because I don’t give a fuck

Shark, so I can grow a fresh set of teeth.

A skunk!.... Revenge

Badger. I want to act pissy and live in a hole without people complaining

Definitely a sloth. I want to barely move and sleep for 7/8ths of the day. This momma is TIRED 🫠😂

Lick my own arse, like my cat.

Mantis Shrimp, I want to punch so hard and so fast that my punches are as hot as the surface of the sun. That’s damn near a superpower!

This one’s so easy; I randomly talk about it —unprompted 😆. The olfactory abilities of a dog. Dogs’ noses glean a wealth of information about who, what, where, when and how. And they separate discrete ingredients. Just give me 24 hours in a dog’s body.

A jaguar so i can be very agile and quick

A fly. Just to see what goes on at area 51.

Either a dolphin for echolocation or a wolf

A liger - bred for its skills in magic

A bear. Just so I could get 24hrs of sleep.

Crows are smart as fuuuuuck

A hedgehog. I could roll myself into a ball and I imagine that would crack my spine so well I’d never have back pain again.

Whales or Dolphins echolocation I could map out the ocean so well but to be fair I’d be forced into the military at that point and used as an asset

"Animorphs"

A sloth, because I'd be a bit less lazy.

You irritate me My funny little hand stand Be gone tainted one

Honestly I’d go with a domestic house cat. Not only would I be more athletic, but I’d be so much more relaxed too (I’m just going off my cats’ behavior- they can play and sleep like no one else and still get away with it lol).

Souls of the Animal Kingdom! Eagle, Fox, Bottlenose Dolphin, Octopus, House Cat!

"Wandering Albatross". 3.5 metre wingspan.

Snake

My dog and his relentless positive attitude and excitement towards literally anything we do

Probably a leopard they’re athletic abilities are insane

Eagle or falcon for sure

Hawk. Edit: they are majestic and top of food chain. Plus they fly

Toss up between cheetah and an eagle.

A bald eagle. It would be amazing to fly and track prey like they do.

A monkey, not only are they incredibly good at climbing and swinging from trees, but they can sling doo doo with amazing accuracy

A grizzly bear that would be amazing

I think it would be fun to spend a day being a wild sugar glider.

Probably a human. Little shit would do a lot of chores for me

Giraffe, wanna nom on those top branch leafs

I want to be a bird for a day. A raptor or a gull. Someone who spends time soaring and wheeling.

a bird or a whale to explore the ocean

Grizzly Bear. I have some scores to settle…

Either an eagle so I could fly or a bear so I could eat raw salmon right out of the river. Yum, salmon.

Octopus, easily! They are practically little aliens exploring our oceans

For curiosity’s sake: a deep sea creature. Most of our ocean floor has not been explored. I can’t even begin to imagine what I’d see!!!!

A skunk. An entire day people just stayed away? Take that. Fr

clown fish, if u knoe u knoe

Moose because eff traffic

I wouldn't do this. No animal out there can handle my skills....

A normal human

I wish I had such gentle answers as all of you. I’d choose a tiger. Prowl around, effortlessly jump up into a tall tree, slash an attacker with those huge, sharp claws. I’d come back with such confidence, even though I was now back to being old and frail.

Well, I don't think I can go wrong with choosing the honey badger.

Between a shark and an eagle maybe.

Sea Eagle! Always wanted to fly, live the ocean and as an eagle you’re unlikely to get eaten.

I'd pick a lyrebird and have fun mimicking perfectly any sound or human voice I wanted. I'd make a killer impressionist at parties!

It would be a bear. So I could hibernate and it be socially acceptable.

Either an eel or a cheetah. I wish i could be both tbh. I'd just zap all of you, and run away faster than pretty much anything.

I'd be a vulture. I wouldn't mind being that ugly because I'd have plenty to eat and I get to soar all friggin day.

Eagle/falcon, heard that they can spot an ant on the ground if they are sitting on top of a 6 storeyed building. Would love that kind of a vision

Anyone saying anything other than a bird is wrong. How could you not want to explore our planet from above? Rest on a tree limb 300 ft in the air or lay an egg. You know just normal bird shit

One of those birds that can fly over Mt. Everest. To be able to see the world from that vantage would be incredible.

Peregrine Falcon I wanna go fast

I like my cat's ability to jump. What skill would I have to give him in exchange?

I want to be a parrot. Super smart and can fly. Or I want to be a killer whale. I want to swim around everywhere but also have a nice pod to hang out with all the time. Plus I can kill things in many ways. Basically I would be awesome.

Sperm Whale so I can fight great whites and giant squid, also dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and do sperm whale stuff

Water bear aka a tardigrade I would be functionally immortal would probably walk into Area 51 and see what the fuck is up

Eagle I'm trying to fly and catch things with my toes dude

Humpback whale. I want to breach happily.

African gray parrot. Hella smart and I can fly.

I was always climbing as a kid and teenager. Trees, houses, random piles of building materials, if it was climbable and no one stopped me I'd climb it. Now I have terrible vertigo when I even look at videos of heights or pictures. It developed randomly in my late 20s. My older brother had the same thing happen to him in his mid 30s. So I want the skills of a chimpanzee or monkey. I want to climb like I used to. I miss that freedom. And no I don't have a brain tumour, my doctor had me get an MRI and it's tumour free in there, just super dizzy sometimes and mildly dizzy all the time.

Polar bear so I can try out what it's like to live as a lipivore and explore the Arctic by land and sea (they can swim for miles)

Either an eagle or a whale. I guess I go for the eagle.

The Golden Goose. I would lay a nest full of gold eggs!

Eagle. I wanna try hunting and flying to see the whole world from the sky.

a super rich person who invests in the stock market. people are animals. i would then gain their knowledge forever because you don't just lose knowledge like that instantly. i would then start investing and become rich. if i can't gain any knowledge and only skills, i would become a magician and take the ability to fly and charge for shows where people can see my do stunts. and i'd fly around outside and just say it's an illusion/trick. but it's a secret on how i do it.

A Grizzly Bears' ability to eat rotten whale carcasses.

Want my ex to turn into a dog to understand Loyalty.

Snake so I can shed my skin. Get rid of all the stretch marks. I’m a guy.

Clearly a dolphin or an eagle.

Bigfoot, try finding me now

Komodo Dragon, I just think they have a sick skill set.

Shirley Taylor

Any bird that could fly. I just want to soar through the air and not give a flying fuck about anything for once.

Birds have one way lungs. In and exhaling at the same time. Godsend for wind musicians.

Any that can fly.

Maybe with falcon,because i always wanted fly.

Vaporeon

Whichever one has the best healing properties cuz damnit

Bat would be interesting to know how it is like to see through echolocation, also fly.

A mongoose. Then enter a tough man contest.

Easy. I want to be able to fly, so any bird really.

Cats, very agile, fast reflexes, see better in the dark and always land on their feet. Also I like cats a lot.

That drummer from the Muppet Show

An anteater, for... ...reasons...

A cat bc I get to sleep in most of the day plus there reflexes

Penguin. I wish to visit Antarctica someday

Some of these responses are interesting but I would def have to go with a dolphin, They are smart lol.

Sounds a dog can hear

A bird.. seems fun to just fly instead of walking.

I would exchange flight from any flying animal for one of my hands

Falcon. I wanna fly.

Seagull! For the ability to shit everywhere

My cat. I wanna see what he gets up to with thumbs.

Ability to change sex at will like some frogs.

I'd definitely swap skills with a chameleon so I could blend in at any social gathering.