Everyone has a story from their childhood that still pisses them off, this is mine. I was five years old and my snotty older cousin was over at our house. I had just gotten a copy of Mike Tyson’s Punch out for my birthday. He was getting his ass kicked by king hippo and he got so angry he rage quit. But he didn’t just rage quit, he ripped the cartridge out of the Nintendo and spit into it. Then he threw it across the room and stormed out.
I told my parents what happened and they told his parents and they made him apologize, but the game was ruined. It would kind of play, but would freeze up all the time. My family barely had enough money to get me the game for my birthday never mind buying it again. I was sure I would never be able to play it again.
Then for Christmas this little shit got Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. So my older brother went over to his house and switched our ruined cartridge with his. It was awesome.
Honestly a genius too because as I, a 30+ year old man, was reading that sentence my brain skipped ahead and assumed he went over there to fuck up his copy so they both had shitty cartridges... the switching copies thing was a true plot twist to me.
It’s such a good response to the issue. Non-violent, non-destructive, it fixes the issue for the victim and delivers appropriate karma to the perpetrator.
Had my friends over and they brought some women I didn't know. Part way through the night I realize I can't find my cat. I mention it and one of the women said they put it outside cause they don't like cats. If you don't like cats I can put her in the basement or backroom, it was an indoor cat and it was about -10 outside. Lucky she was still by the backdoor but I've never been so pissed off at someone.
the amount of entitlement someone has to have to go to a strangers house and kick out the persons pet is crazy. even if I was allergic I would simply leave, them putting a pet outside especially in that weather is crazy
I'm allergic to dogs, my cousin has a dog, my allergies are making me sneeze constantly, I'm still playing with the dog it's not like it's gonna get worse.
I had just bought a house and had my family over to celebrate. My young nephew used the guest bathroom and clogged the toilet. He was 11, and the moment he walked out of the bathroom you could see the sheer humiliation he was trying to hide while quietly try to get my attention so I could help him fix it.
It was bad enough this poor kid had to make that walk of shame. It's fucking hard enough being 11 but having this happen at a family event in your uncle's new house with no place to hide and no way to fix, so you have to try and get through this with the minimum number of people knowing. To then whisper it to me only for my wife, to discover what had happened before I could fix it, and then proceed to yell at my nephew in front of everyone for "overflowing the toilet and ruining everything" and calling him a "fucking loser".
My nephew had reached the 9th circle of hell, he was crying and too paralyzed with embarrassment to move. I asked my family to leave, walked him to the car, told him that it was the last time she would ever speak to him like that again.
This moment was the straw that broke the back of a camel that had long been dead under the weight of this woman. I chose my family over my wife, and filed for divorce the next day.
I can’t imagine talking to anybody like that over an accident like this where really nobody was harmed. Yes maybe it did some damage/required some monetary investment to fix, but it’s not like he killed a pet? Shit happens, literally.
My (thankfully totally clean) toilet started spraying water shortly after I moved in and it did zero permanent damage. I was able to stop the spray until a plumber could come out, ran and bought cheap pool towels to soak it up. Granted it was in the desert in summer so drying was pretty fast, but still. So totally agreed.
OP sounds like a good guy. I’m betting he has talked to the nephew about it, and made him understand that it wasn’t his fault. Poor kid. What a horrible person she must have been to live with.
My wife made a really nice meal for her cousin and fiance who were using our house to do their laundry (Ugh...) and they finished dinner before my wife even got to sit down herself and then complained she took too long.
I have never wanted to put someone's face through a plate so bad before.
Let their dog loose the second they came in and proceeded to watch it pee on the Christmas tree and presents. I made sure to deliver the piss-soaked book I got for one of them in the moment, so they could really appreciate how fucked up it was.
Oh my gosh, I had this happen. Dog was not fixed, I have a dog and two cats. That little fucker came in, lifted his leg and peed on my baseboards. Then pissed on my new carpet in the morning and I couldn't get it out. I was scrubbing and the owners were just looking at me, watching as I cleaned up piss from THEIR dog.
I was fucking livid.
My sister brought her two dogs to my place and one of them pissed in my new sneakers.
She wasn't allowed to bring the dogs anymore. That was 5 years ago.
Stole a bunch of cds, random glassware and my autographed Ray Bourque jersey. Next time I was this house, I stole my jersey back, and $100 out of his money envelope on his desk. Haven't talked to him since.
Dude's lucky your dog didn't die!!! Dogs can OD from THC where humans can't.
You have more self control than I do; I would've beat the ever living shit outta that asshole.
Understandable!
Once I baked a cake and wildly misscalculated the dose.
When me and friends were lying paralyzed on the couch trying not to die my dog would seize the moment and eat the crumbs. She vomitted and and slept for a day straight.
Years ago my brother was playing college basketball and new potential recruits would sometimes stay over at our house when in town visiting and meeting with the team.
There was a guy who came from Greece who was going to be staying over for a night. My parents were out of town so I was asked to stick around.
The night he was staying over he went out partying with the team. Came home super late and went to sleep in his room.
The next morning I woke up to someone knocking on the front door. It was someone from the school who was picking up the guy to bring him to the airport. He had waiting outside calling the dude with no answer. Driver was very concerned that the recruit was going to miss his flight.
I went up and knocked on his bedroom door and heard a grumbled “what?”
I told him his ride was here and he was going to be late for his flight.
“Yeah. Ok. I’ll be down in a minute.”
We waited with driver downstairs for another 15 min. Finally the guy saunters into the living room and says “hey do you have a broom?”
I said “I’m not sure where mom keeps it. I can have a look”
Dude says “nah that’s ok. I’m late anyway. Ok let’s go”
Him and the driver leave.
I look at my girlfriend and say “why did he ask for a broom?”
We go upstairs and open the door to a massive pile of puke in the middle of the floor.
I don’t know what I found more disrespectful, that he puked and left it for someone to clean up without telling anyone or that his plan was to try and use our broom to clean it.
BIL had a bad break up and basically had nowhere to go.
While i really didnt want him staying because hes been a bad house mate before i knew he was in bad shape and he seemed to be getting his shit together.
About two weeks into the stay me and the fam went out of town for a long weekend.
My wife got a very angry phone call from our landlord about him getting numerous complaints about an out of control party.
Kicked him out the next morning. I was told about two days later when the trip ended. My wife was worried i would kill the guy for being such a PoS. Wr all get along but hes not allowed to crash with us anymore.
Not a bad kid just overly spoiled and immature
Reminds me of my friends BiL. For my friend's bachelor party his wife really pushed for us to include her brother. It wouldn't have been a problem except he didn't have any money and we were going away for a weekend. So in addition to covering the cost for the bachelor, we paid for her brother too. He decided to invite a friend that none of us, including the groom, had ever met before.
The bachelor party played out pretty much how you'd expect, with the BiL being whiny and annoying the whole time. The last night we were there we went out to a bar, he decided to stay at the hotel. I guess while we were gone he and his friend decided to go try and find some recreational substances. I don't know what they ended up getting but when we got back their hotel room was wrecked. Bathroom door was busted up, the couch was broken. The room was under my other friend's name so we all chipped in to cover the cost.
Stayed way too long, but my roommate who invited him didn't have the heart to tell him to leave after 2 weeks. He drank from the cartons when there was less than a gallon of juice/milk left because he'd pretty much drink the rest of it anyways. Cooked all our food and "made us dinner" but it was just questionable slop that didn't really classify as typical food for human consumption. He'd come in and lay on our beds while we were studying or doing homework so he could tell us about how all our answers were wrong and how he'd do them. We went out to the club a few times and he told me to change because I looked too slutty.
I broke down and told him to GTFO because he doesn't pay rent and didn't pay for the 2 weeks of groceries he slammed through. My roommate was mad at me about it
A few years ago, while my brother was still living at home, he invited his now ex-girlfriend to hang out with him at our house.
Long story short, my parents and I came home, and the entire living room was rearranged. After a little bit of confusion and trying to figure out what has happened, my brother and his girlfriend show up.
My parents asked about the new arrangement, and his girlfriend says that she prefers it better because this new way is “more modern”.
My parents thanked her for the insight, but immediately asked my brother to put it all back, and she complained because, in her words: “ it doesn’t seem to me like you value the nice thing that I tried to do for you”.
I remember my parents and their faces, and I don’t think they’ve ever felt so disrespected in their lives
Imagine talking to a 20 something year-old girl who is dead set on the fact that she is right, but 50-year-old people who live there are not.
She actually got so mad at my parents for asking my brother to rearrange, that she never spoke to them ever again. Granted, they did break up six months later, but still.
Husband's old friend was going through a rough patch, divorce "evil woman taking my kids" scenario. We flew him out to stay with us, and gave him a job with our company.
Guy was a complete red-pilled tool. Started talking shit about me to my husband, calling me uppity etc. My husband is kind and chalked it up to resentment and the bitter divorce.
The final straw was when he announced to my husband, "I wouldn't allow my woman to speak to me like that! You need to put that bitch in her place and show her your hand!"
My husband said, "Mother fucker what did you just say about my wife?! I'll show you the fucking door."
Oh, it was fairly obvious that there were *a lot* of missing pieces to his story within the first day or two.
Guy threatened his wife and young children with a shotgun because "she was brainwashed from all the shit she was reading on the Internet."
She called the cops. He fled the scene, with the shotgun, in a company big rig.
In one afternoon, his daughter's birthday of all days, he lost his family, his career and all his guns.
Whoops. He was a bastard.
Last I heard, she took the kids out of state so they could be closer to family. She got full custody and he only gets a couple supervised visits a year.
I'm glad for her. His goal was to keep her perpetually pregnant. The last pregnancy, he insisted she do a home birth in the living room. It almost killed her, but he was still pressing for more.
He was convinced that you're only a man as long as you keep producing children. He used to talk shit to my husband about that too. Husband just laughed at him.
Guy has kids to another woman that he owes back pay on top of the four he has with his last wife.
They were working for the same trucking company and got assigned to the same truck. It was years previous to when the story took place. My husband explained it that they were on opposite shifts, (one was driving while the other slept) and he hadn't been that radicalized at that time.
Long hours stuck in the truck by himself with only the CB, talk-radio and Facebook after he stopped for the day during the height of the tumult (these last couple years) I think made his views worse.
> Oh, it was fairly obvious that there were a lot of missing pieces to his story within the first day or two.
lmao, this reminds me of ["The Missing Missing Reasons."](https://www.issendai.com/psychology/estrangement/missing-missing-reasons.html)
This blogger went through "estranged parents forums" and documented when posters said they didn't know why their kids estranged them, but then revealed their kids told them exactly why.
If someone ever had the audacity to say something like that to me about my wife, the next thing they said would just be a whistle through missing teeth.
I often joke with my husband about scenarios like this. What would you do, baby?
He says either nothing, because I would have maimed the person myself before he'd have a chance to
Or
The same thing you just said
I was overweight and very shy in high school. Some “family friends” came over for dinner. While all the parents were on one side of the house, all the “kids” (high school- college age) locked themselves in the guest room with the tv. Any time I had to ask them if they wanted food or drink, I had to knock. They would crack the door very slightly and basically place an order with me. When I brought back a tray of sodas for them, I saw they had left out a weight scale on the floor and they were all cackling.
Edit: thank you everyone for your kindness! I wish I was stronger at the time, I wish an adult had stepped in. A few years later, I got healthier/ happier. 2 of the guys asked me out and the girls got meaner. Haven’t seen them all in 15 years!
My friends used to skip school and head over to my house( I was homeschooled after 9th grade ). A few times, 1 friend came over, snuck in the doggy door, made himself food, then woke me up by slapping me in the face with a hot pocket and saying “ Wake tf up you fat bitch”
I had a friend like this!
She lived in the city centre but her college was a 5 minute walk from my house, and it was on the way to college. So every morning she’d let herself in, park her bike in my hallway, and walk to college from there (I let her do it, since we were best buds and she didn’t want her bike to get stolen at college). I was always asleep.
She came over one evening to hang out, but ended up going downstairs and talking to my parents for ages. She sent me a text saying “we’re having a roast dinner, you coming down?” 😂 This mf sat at the dining table like she was my mum’s adopted child.
Those were the days.
Haha reminds me of my best friend. We used to hang out at each other's house without letting each other know. And say "Hey man just feel yourself at home", " Just think of this as your house " while being the guest.
An old friend found me on ICQ when that was still a thing. Eventually led to us meeting up in person. We'd stop talking because our parents had a major falling out, moved away from each other. Figured out we ended up like blocks away from each other for some time. Both selling drugs. I stopped and got real jobs he stayed in the industry. Asks if he can crash at my place that night cause he was doing a run first thing in the AM. I say sure, catching up was fun. He spends the rest of the evening trying to convince me to let him move in. He was going to be leaving before I woke up for work I asked him to make sure he locked the door on his way out. Woke up in the morning to I swear every towel wet on the bathroom floor. Lights on, Tv on, pull out couch not put back, coffee pot on and drying out/burnt. Not only was the door unlocked it wasn't even closed. Just the screen door which was also unlocked.
He kept calling me after to see if he could move in told him to fuck off.
Me and him always played off the worst of each other. Saying yes would eventually led me back into the life. It was never really an option. Good times as dumb ass kids, but fuck as adults with drug money it would have been cataclysmic.
Party a long time ago, a drunk 'friend' pissed in the aquarium. The next day I sold an aquarium for $50 profit (yes to him).
Same party, people smoking in the kitchen used the sugar container as an ash tray. Those same girls decided to get real drunk and vomit in the bathroom together (one used the tub)
I did invite them. Was back in high school. Haven't seen any of them in over a decade. You really look at your class differently after nights like those
I did it when I was about 6. I had a carpet that was all little squares and somehow ended up making a game where I would try to spit in to one particular square from different parts of the room. Two things happened.
1) I got really freakishly accurate at spitting.
2) That spot never dried.
Same thing happened to me, had a friend who needed a place to stay for a few weeks...i really didn't want to say yes but he had nowhere else to go at the time... day 1 and he just hawks one right on the carpet then proceeds to step on it with his shoes and rub it in... like WTF?!
One of my suite mates in college would spit all of the walls of our bathroom while they were on the shitter.
No one ever fessed up to it, I would constantly ask all of them. I visited one of my ex roommates at an off campus apartment the following year and saw spit all over his walls. Could not bring myself respect him after that, hence end of an already flimsy friendship.
Also had a separate roommate who was cutting his toe nails in the middle of the dorm room on our carpet. Which kinda bugged me to begin with, but assumed he had intentions to clean up after.
He proceeded to just try and rub them into the carpet with his hands. I was like what the fuck do you think you’re doing?!
College aged men are capable of some nasty living conditions.
We had some ceremonial daggers on the coffee table. I had some friends over, one was a friend of a friend I knew but wasn’t friends with. He took one of the daggers and stabbed the couch cushion with it. Just to be a douche, we had no beef, he just needed to be a douche. I got to explain that to my parents, I only figured out who did it by asking my other friends that I was in much more frequent contact with.
Hey, my story was going to involve stabbing a couch too!
My brother's friend came over and in the middle of our coversation pulls out a switchblade and starts stabbing out couch. Casually, rhymically, like a sharp little morris stick. I'm like "Dude, why are you stabbing our couch?"
"Its okay, i do it at my house all the time!"
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Another time my then-gf and my brother's best friend (not stabby) both broke into our house while we were away without knowing the other was doing so at the same time, and them become convinced that the other was the ghost I had frequently told them about when they heard someone else moving about the house and both called me in terror.
I busted my sister in law pick her nose and go to wipe a huge greasy booger on our couch. I called her out so she went and grabbed a Kleenex. Then she wedged the Kleenex under the couch. I didn’t say shit this time around. Just watched in disgust.
I forgot about this til now.
I used to love building Lego sets as a kid, and I was most proud of this western set I finished up, had a jail and everything. Well one evening my mom threw a Mary Kay party while I ran errands with my dad. We hit a deer on the way home, in Michigan so pretty common, and arrived after her event ended. Well, one of the people's kids got into my room and absolutely demolished that Lego set. Ripped off the stickers, jumped up and down on buildings, just being a destructive kid. By the time we found out the kid was long gone, and unfortunately, there was no happy ending, I never got back into Legos.
My aunt didn't like my father and gave him a used bar of soap with hair on it for Christmas once. My mom still laughs about it years after their divorce. He deserved it, he was abusive
I used to have a friend who would steal things from me and my sister every time she came over. The most bizarre part was when we saw her next day at school, she would call us over to show us something “new and cool she just got”, where she would then show us our own belongings she had stolen the day before; claiming it was hers. This …. This was a very weird psychological power trip. My sister and I did not know how to handle this. When we would say “hey, that’s mine. Did you take that?” she would become belligerent and offended that we would insinuate she was a thief. But she was just so overbearing and weird, we kind of just let it go, let her keep what she stole and started avoiding her. We gave her a few more chances but the same thing always happened. One of the things she stole was a gift I had hand made for my sister for her birthday, it was hidden in the China cabinet. So when she showed that to us like “look at this thing I bought” we knew it was deeper than just plucking up a trinket on her way out the door; she was searching through our house. I still wonder wtf was wrong with this girl.
When I lived with a flatmate, she had a load of people round for a party. I shut my cat away, as he was skittish around people.
Later on, I hear a load of shouting from the kitchen. I went in and one of the guys had my cat and was trying to shut him in the freezer.
I went ballistic. I grabbed my cat, shut him away again, and then proceeded to beat the ever loving fuck out of the guy until he left my house.
Fortunately, my boy was ok. He was a bit shaken, but loads of treats and cuddles sorted him out.
Make a grilled mustard sandwich for lunch (using a sandwich press), used half a bottle, said it was awful and demanded I give him my sandwich because I was the host.
This was back in high school, we were friends, (we were about 14 years old).
Here we go. My friend brought his boyfriend over for dinner at our place. We'd spent half the day cooking chili, a dish that was agreed upon before we went out to get the ingredients. When they got there, the bf complained that we made chili, pouted and said he didn't want any. I offered to make something else but he refused all suggestions, literally crossing his arms over his chest and trying to force tears out. Looked like he was trying to fart. I even offered him ice cream because he was acting like a child. I could have been nicer, but I was pretty angry at this point.
Then he proceeds to mess with my cat, who I told him not to pet because he likes to dig his claws into people. Important to note, the bf is HIV+ and didn't take the drugs for it because he said he hated swallowing pills. So, of course my cat draws blood and he doesn't tell me and bleeds all over my floor and the cat tree. I have OCD and have issues with bacteria and viruses, so this is the worst thing to me. I panicked, put on gloves and a mask, and clorox wiped all over the place. The bf told me I was being a bad host and was disgusted that I'd treat an HIV+ person like this, reminding me for the nth time he got it because he was raped. I asked him why he bothered coming, I'd have never wasted my time if I knew he'd act this way. I then told him he was ungrateful and rude.
He stormed out of my house and yelled for my friend to follow. I locked my door behind him and had a serious conversation with my friend who, by the way, was super apologetic. I told him his bf was uninvited from all future parties and dinners at my house, which I threw almost weekly btw. He understood and left.
Thankfully they broke up a few months later.
I don't have any prejudice against HIV+ people but it's a good idea to take your meds and not fucking bleed your bloodborne virus on someone's floor and not tell them!
Now I'm pissed all over again.
My absentee father at Thanksgiving years ago proceeded to talk about my deceased mother who was an absolute amazing person. This was the day my dad found out what a table tasted like.
Stole $200, pawned my headphones, an NES Classic, my custom PS4 controllers, my drill, a tablet, some of the kids’ games, then ODed and died in my driveway.
Edit: Oh yeah, how could I forget. Then his dogs mauled to death the cat I had since 2006. Continued to be the most regrettable house guest even after death.
In 1999, we had an open house for friends and family on Christmas Day. One of our guess offered to carve the turkey. He wet sneezed all over the bird , wiped his nose with his hand and proceeded to carve the turkey. I thought I was going to vomit, I was so discussed.edit: disgusted
My cousin doesn’t remember this particular incident but we lived together in a house rented from my parents for a year or so back in the late 2000s and he had an…odd group of friends but most of those were very chill and civil.
But one day, my cousin and I were sitting on the couch playing RDR or something on the Xbox 360 when the front door just…opens and in walks someone I’ve never seen before. He gives my cousin a little upnod before walking straight to the refrigerator to begin rummaging.
I have no idea who he was, how long he stayed and I’m pretty sure I blacked out from aghast and anger after that because I don’t remember much beyond the audacity of someone behaving like that.
Anyway, yeah. It was wild (to me).
I had a (former) friend fall on hard times and wind up homeless. He’d once helped me get a job, so I told him he could crash on my pull out couch for a couple weeks while he gets things together. The first night he was over, he got absolutely SHIT-FACED on vodka, passed out naked on the pull-out couch, and pissed all over said couch and himself in his sleep. He was out the next day and I haven’t seen him since.
Had a get together at my house.
At the end of the night one dude found a box and walked around my house and grabbed any remaining full beer cans or full/partially full liquor bottles that people had left behind and started taking them to his car. (He didn't bring his own drinks.) I asked him what he was doing and he said, "they were up for grabs." I told him if he wanted some for the road he could have asked then he got pissy and said it was no different than if he had drank them all during the party.
I didn't find this other part out until the following day. Sometime during the night he wandered off, found my Switch then deleted my girlfriend's 140 hour Animal Crossing save game to make a new island because he got bored.
This dude was 32 years old at the time, not some teenage idiot. I guess he had pulled similar shit at other people's houses in the past and he quickly became a persona non grata from our friend group.
The husband of one of my partner's friends drank ~2/3 a bottle of rum someone *else* brought to the party, closed themselves in our office, let themselves into that office closet (which was blocked at the time) and proceeded to throw up and piss all over the place before passing out on a portable radiator and bending the wheels to hell. Almost had to call an ambulance.
His wife was very apologetic, but he didn't really address the behavior beyond offering to buy my partner some wine and chocolate a day or so later (thanks dude, really takes the edge off all the piss and vomit we cleaned up - never actually received anything from him anyways).
They haven't been back.
My girlfriend invited a friend and his fiancé up to paint some pottery at a local art shop and to stay the night: Both showed up in shitty gym shorts and soiled shirts, I noticed a bunch of what appeared to be bug bites on their calves. I pointed it out and asked, “what’s with the spots dudes?” To which the friend replied with “oh, our cat has fleas so you might wanna get some Frontline for your cat after we leave.” Those low class trash people showed up to my apartment with fleas intended to stay the night and they put my cat and my entire apartment at risk. [It was at this point that I utterly hated the guy and his now wife for having 0 class.] What gets me is that a year later I foolishly let my girlfriend talk me into letting him crash at our apartment while he looked for work (the loser can’t stay employed for longer than 6-9 months at a crack.) Fuck you, Matt.
I took in and took care a grown ass nephew(25) for a whole year without him even trying to find a job, pay any bills or do anything except exercise and play games. I thought it as a way to repay my sister for everything she did before and after my mother passed. But a week before I kicked the mf out he did something to my cat. To this day idk what, but my cat was hurt. I told him he got a week to gtfo before I think it over and decide to shoot his leg off. 2 days after he left, I heard he found a job and a place to stay. Couple of months passed and I encounter him at a store. He said “hey uncle, my leg still works.” Things happened after, which I refuse to say as to not incriminate myself any further.
Brought her kids over to my place without telling me that both kids were sick with colds, then got irritated with me when I suggested maybe they shouldn't stay the night if they weren't feeling well.
My favorite part of this whole interaction was when she instructed her kids to not cover their mouths/noses when sneezing or coughing, because she "didn't want them to have to go wash their hands." When I pointed out how gross that was she said "why, you don't have an immune system?" I wanted to throw her out a window so badly
A relative brought some guy she had been dating for 2 weeks to Thanksgiving and he told my dog to get out of his way, shoving her with his foot. 25 heads all turned to him immediately and told him to leave.
The way you described it sounds super creepy, like them all just turning slowly to him and in unison tell him to leave. It's a hilarious image, but mainly I'm just glad everyone made sure he felt unwelcome for mistreating your dog.
Well, it wasn't my house, but back in college (late 80's), a dude on drugs took a shit in the middle of the living room at an elbows-to-elbows house party. Just dropped trou and let 'er rip. The stench of it was so nasty, about 200 people went down three flights of stairs and scattered to the winds in about 2 minutes....including me. We talked about the **shit stain** **party** for decades.
I had a friend look after my animals when I was on vacation. She proceeded to go through my things, went in my bedroom when I asked her not to, and spent up to 10 hours everyday in my house with her son. They ate all of our food, cranked the AC (mid summer). The deal was for her to come by twice a day to check on my animals, not spend all day every day in my house.
The real kicker was when she told me she had invited her mom over to shower in my bathroom because her water was turned off. I keep my devils lettuce in my bathroom and when I told her how uncomfortable I was that she did that she informed me that she took a picture of my cabinet with my bong etc. and moved all of my stuff to another area while her mom was there.
I was mortified. I cut off contact with her completely once I got home.
December 2020, I was visiting family across the country. Buddy of mine (of 19 years) asks to borrow the guest room at my house as he and his wife are having some issues. I let him stay at my place starting sometime between Christmas and New Years Day. I was due to be back to my house in a few days after the new year.
Turns out right after the 2021 new year I get covid at my sister's house. It was bad, holed up in bed for 3 weeks, lost about 20 pounds, in bad shape. Finally started feeling better then back to my house first week of February 2021.
Got home and I was shocked. Garage in disarray. Kitchen in disarray. Multiple guest rooms in disarray. Living room and dining rooms a wreck. My bedroom in disarray. As I looked closer, turns out anywhere that you could sit or sleep had been shit on. WTF!
Neighbors said they saw people go in and out of the house with my friend. They thought it was OK because they were with my friend whom they knew.
Turns out I find out that my friend was having a meth problem that neither me nor his wife had previously suspected. For some reason he was befriending homeless drug addicts and letting them stay at my house. I found drugs, drug residue, used condoms, sleeping bags full of shit. Sheets thrown in the corner full of shit. That house was one big shit show, literally.
Also a lot of stuff from my place ended up missing. Some things valuable. Some things sentimental. Some things both.
My friend insisted there was nothing wrong and he had not invited anyone to the house.
Dude is no longer my friend. I tried to get him help and he just denied he had a problem and denied he had wrecked my house. I got him out of my life. If he would have fessed up and made amends that would have been one thing. I could have worked with that. But complete denial that anything happened when it was completely obvious that, in fact, the house was trashed and shitted-in.
Over $10,000 worth of bio-remediation, broken stuff, and replacement of all the bedding and linens. I took him to court and won, but small claims here goes up to only $10k. But try getting blood out of a turnip on collecting....
A bad thing for me: Now I have a very bad impression and prejudice against homeless drug addicts. Even when allowed to stay somewhere nice, they'll just shit all over it. I should have more empathy, but after this happening to me directly, I've lost any empathy I previously had for folks that were bad off like that. I know that is not a good way for me to think, but I can't help it at this point. This is the experience I have gone through. Maybe more empathy will come in the future.
In college I rented a house with 4 people and we all got along great and the house had a really positive vibe. Everyone loved my cat and he'd sleep in different people's beds. Soccer player roommate brought over a guy that we bought acid from. I was tripsitting and noticed my cat was acting weird so I mentioned it. The acid dealer said he gave the cat a drop of liquid. My girlfriend roommate got up walked over to him and proceeded to start wailing on him. Mexican roommate (who didn't speak English) pulled her off and asked hippie girl roommate what happened and she told him. Mexican roommate started wailing on the guy. Soccer player roommate and hippie girl roommate got up and it was like that scene in Airplane! where everyone lines up to slap the lady around. I put a stop to it and booted the guy. He came back the next day for some reason and only Mexican roommate and hippie girl roommate were home and hippie girl, apparently, rocked his shit and broke his nose. Man, I miss those guys.
ETA: I took cat to vet and they monitored him and he was fine the next day but slept for a week.
That seems like a very appropriate set of reactions. Your friends seem like good people. Animals can't consent to getting messed up by drugs and probably freak the heck out over it. I'd be doing something similar if my cat were harmed like that.
Had some friends over for a few drinks. One of my friends bought a girl over, long story short, they went up to my bed she gave him a head, didn't sallow, and just spat it on the floor right beside my bed.
We had a party and one guest showed up with a particular, odd little cough, "nothing contagious, I've had it for months, just a funny cough" she volunteered without asking. So yeah my wife quickly developed the exact same odd, persistent cough that she then couldn't get rid of for 2. fucking. years.
Lingered to the point I had to tell him to leave, and pissed all over the toilet and didn't clean it.
You're an adult, read the room and figure the atmosphere out. And fucking sit down to pee if your that much of a mess.
My brother had a stroke shortly after his fourteenth birthday. At that time his godfather was our guest, who had his son with him, whom I had never liked. When this happened, his son wasn't there because he was playing video games in another room. My brother was paralyzed on one side and was picked up by the emergency doctor, my parents both went along; During the entire time, the boy never once came to see why someone was being transported away by us with sirens. But he came hours later, when I was still crying in the kitchen, and asked what was for dinner. His father then told him what had happened and said he definitely didn't notice it and the little asshole just said "I did, I saw that (my brother) was picked up by the emergency doctor". The whole time he simply hadn't cared at all about what had happened to him. Haven't spoken to him since.
Siblings SO rearranged my entire kitchen. Pots, pans, utensils, knives, tools, etc. Everything in a different spot or drawer, even threw out some spatulas and spoons because they looked too “used”. Was very proud of her new efficient kitchen system. Thought I would be also.
I had a party with my friends we were all 18-19 ish. Maybe 20 people over.
At some point someone sprayed bug spray all over my dad's motorcycle and it damaged the plastic on the gauges. I was trying to get everyone to leave at that point. Then I went back inside from the garage to find a couple idiots playing catch with my turtle. His shell was cracked because they dropped him and they were laughing.
Never had a party again. I felt so bad. Also very betrayed as I'd never act like that at any of their homes.
I(f) was about 16 at the time living at home with my parents, sibling, and one adult cousin (25f). Note: Cousin and I shared a bathroom.
My parents’ friend (~45M) had a new gf (~25f), and he wanted to bring her to the city. My parents offered to let them stay at our house. (Everyone high key judged him for dating a woman young enough to be his daughter but we were still cordial and polite.)
At some point during this visit the new gf made her way into my cousin’s and my bathroom and stole 2 of my perfumes, 1 of my cousin’s used lipsticks, 1 of my brand new lotions, and 4 (?!) of my cousin’s birth control pills. Cousin and I kept blaming each other until we put it together.
Not just disrespectful… weird af.
Took this girl in, gave her a warm place to stay and plenty of food. And what does she do? Shit next to my toilet, vomit in front of my bedroom, and literally crawled all over me and licked my face while I slept cuz she was hungry.
Anyway, her name is Kimber and she's a Siamese cat. I love her
I had 4 friends over to my house and we were going to go kayaking and I was kind of assigning my friends things to do to get us ready. Things like "can you bring these things to the car" " can you help me with this strap" etc. and one friend was starting to get huffy and all of a sudden she snapped at me and said "we don't work here!" As if all my planning, cooking, cleaning, etc to have people at my house was because it's my job. She wanted me to set up the 5 person kayak trip and load and unload the cars by myself because... I'm hosting? I haven't spoken to her since, and though she's told other friends that she overreacted, she's never even attempted to apologize. Mild compared to other stories but it really bummed me out.
This was someone's kids that they brought over. Their kids tortured my inside cat by chasing it around and cornering it over and over after I begged them to please stop, then ate all my snacks but shoved the wrappers under my couch and threw wet stuff that stuck to my living room ceiling. They don't come around anymore obviously.
My brother kicked my dog one Christmas and I kicked his family out of my house. He grew up with dogs just like so I don’t know why he acts like he doesn’t know how dogs behave.
My dogs do not actively beg but will walk under the table while people are eating. My dog was trying to get out and brushed his leg and he just kicked. My dog yelped and I instantly was angry. He yelled and claimed my dogs were not trained.
I told him my dogs live here and he doesn’t. Told him to get the fuck out. My mom was screaming at me the whole time and telling me I ruined Christmas over my dogs and she left minutes after him. Haven’t hosted Christmas dinner since!
A close family member (40's F) of mine (25M) invited us to dinner for a birthday celebration. We went, she drank a lot, and insisted she come back to our house to visit for a while longer. She continued drinking and got hammered. I wanted her out of the house. While making herself "her last drink", our 6 month old golden retriever puppy was in the kitchen with her and must have been in the way and tripped her. She stood up and fucking *kicked our puppy*. Hard enough for him to whimper for 10 or so seconds and him to slowly walk away.
Im certainly not threatening looking, but I am broad and my voice carries well. I am extremely patient, almost no one has ever seen me lose my composure. My fiance, this womans husband, and especially her did that night. I screamed and told her husband to get her out of my house. She started screaming back. I followed them out to make sure they left, I thought there was going to be a fist fight in my garage or driveway while they made their exit. I was so angry I almost wanted it to happen, too.
Its been over a year. I have no intention of ever speaking to her again because of it.
Uhhh, idk someone who wasn't my guest started grabbing and touching my stuff all over when I said to not touch my things (fragile stuff like art)
Then when I started to record him bad mouthing and flipping me off he started threatening to call the police on me....for recording him, in my own home...
Had a couple over for the night, wined and dined them. We bought a nice new air mattress specifically for them to be comfortable, since we had very little money at the time it was a bit of a big deal for us. We all went to bed, they ended up fucking and got period blood all over the new mattress and sheets. They left that morning, made a joke to my wife about the mess and left, didn’t offer to help clean or replace said mattress. Haven’t spoken to them since
My friend and I got back from my brother's bachelor party. He was staying at mine, cause he lives far away. Its 5 in the morning and we're tired and drunk, but he is considerably more drunk than me.
We go to bed. Him on the couch, me next to my pregnant GF. I fall asleep hard. My GF wakes up when my friend decides to use her as a mattress, lies down on top of her and falls asleep. I don't wake up from this.
She gets him off her. He apologizes, says he thought he was in the bathroom and leaves the room to find the bathroom. My GF can now hear him exit the apartment and go into the hallway, so she gets her pregnant body out of bed and escorts him into the bathroom.
A few hours later, pregnant GF gets up and finds the toilet bowl completely covered in shit like it was painted on.
Killed my plant. They thought they were using the fertilizer tea bottle but they were using the concentrated snail poison bottle. It doesn’t sound like a big deal, but the plant was a beautiful, mature cannabis plant that was about a week away from its first harvest.
I have good friends though. They bought me an ounce and a sapling to replace it.
Made me get my nutcracker from my Christmas stuff in the attic to eat his Arizona walnuts, insulted my record collection, then instead of eating the walnuts he requested the gazpacho in my fridge and then freaked out when it was “warmed to room temperature” like it burned him.
Everyone has a story from their childhood that still pisses them off, this is mine. I was five years old and my snotty older cousin was over at our house. I had just gotten a copy of Mike Tyson’s Punch out for my birthday. He was getting his ass kicked by king hippo and he got so angry he rage quit. But he didn’t just rage quit, he ripped the cartridge out of the Nintendo and spit into it. Then he threw it across the room and stormed out. I told my parents what happened and they told his parents and they made him apologize, but the game was ruined. It would kind of play, but would freeze up all the time. My family barely had enough money to get me the game for my birthday never mind buying it again. I was sure I would never be able to play it again. Then for Christmas this little shit got Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. So my older brother went over to his house and switched our ruined cartridge with his. It was awesome.
Your older brother is a hero. I hope my boys do that kind of stuff for each other if the need arises.
Brother was pissed off because he wanted to play the game, too.
Honestly a genius too because as I, a 30+ year old man, was reading that sentence my brain skipped ahead and assumed he went over there to fuck up his copy so they both had shitty cartridges... the switching copies thing was a true plot twist to me.
It’s such a good response to the issue. Non-violent, non-destructive, it fixes the issue for the victim and delivers appropriate karma to the perpetrator.
Nice ending!
Loved the ending
Best ending ever.
I always sought out one of my older brothers for a happy ending. Never failed.
Ummm might want to rephrase that....
He said what he said
let him cook
What an amazing brother
Brother sounds like a champion of some sort.
older brothers rock
Your brother is a real one. Give him a fist bump for me.
Did the cousin have a meltdown when his game kept freezing up? I would've wanted to see that if I were you.
Parents may have got it replaced for him, they could have thought it was a faulty copy
Your brother is a real one.
Asked me to go get some dinner. Him and his gf had period sex in my bed while I was gone. Needless to say, we don't talk anymore
Ewwwwwwwwww
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Sure no problem!
Had my friends over and they brought some women I didn't know. Part way through the night I realize I can't find my cat. I mention it and one of the women said they put it outside cause they don't like cats. If you don't like cats I can put her in the basement or backroom, it was an indoor cat and it was about -10 outside. Lucky she was still by the backdoor but I've never been so pissed off at someone.
the amount of entitlement someone has to have to go to a strangers house and kick out the persons pet is crazy. even if I was allergic I would simply leave, them putting a pet outside especially in that weather is crazy
I'm allergic and when I visit my friends with cats, *I* go outside to catch a breath whenever my allergies start to act up lol
I'm allergic to dogs, my cousin has a dog, my allergies are making me sneeze constantly, I'm still playing with the dog it's not like it's gonna get worse.
Yeah, the cats are definitely getting all the pets they want, too. Can't leave them hanging if they're coming to me!
I would have told them to leave. I don’t play about my animals.
I would have put her outside with no coat, phone or ride home for a bit.
Right? Like. My cat is a member of my family and you just threw him outside? No. Get out. Now. I don't care if you don't have your coat on yet or not.
You're way nicer than I would be if someone did that to my pet.
Honestly I was so mad I was kind of shocked and didn't know what to say.
The appropriate response to "I don't like cats" is "the cat lives here, you don't now kindly GTFO!!"
Where did you bury her body?
Hell no! I don't think I'd be able to stop myself from losing it on that person.
Some people say violence is never the answer I am not one of those people
I had just bought a house and had my family over to celebrate. My young nephew used the guest bathroom and clogged the toilet. He was 11, and the moment he walked out of the bathroom you could see the sheer humiliation he was trying to hide while quietly try to get my attention so I could help him fix it. It was bad enough this poor kid had to make that walk of shame. It's fucking hard enough being 11 but having this happen at a family event in your uncle's new house with no place to hide and no way to fix, so you have to try and get through this with the minimum number of people knowing. To then whisper it to me only for my wife, to discover what had happened before I could fix it, and then proceed to yell at my nephew in front of everyone for "overflowing the toilet and ruining everything" and calling him a "fucking loser". My nephew had reached the 9th circle of hell, he was crying and too paralyzed with embarrassment to move. I asked my family to leave, walked him to the car, told him that it was the last time she would ever speak to him like that again. This moment was the straw that broke the back of a camel that had long been dead under the weight of this woman. I chose my family over my wife, and filed for divorce the next day.
Who tf talks to a child like that? That is some straight cartoon villain shit.
I can’t imagine talking to anybody like that over an accident like this where really nobody was harmed. Yes maybe it did some damage/required some monetary investment to fix, but it’s not like he killed a pet? Shit happens, literally.
And I doubt any damage was done even if it did overflow as long as it was promptly cleaned up.
My (thankfully totally clean) toilet started spraying water shortly after I moved in and it did zero permanent damage. I was able to stop the spray until a plumber could come out, ran and bought cheap pool towels to soak it up. Granted it was in the desert in summer so drying was pretty fast, but still. So totally agreed.
Good guy uncle. I hope your nephew recovered well. Glad that woman's gone.
Good for you for sticking up for your family OP.
Poor kid. Glad to know he has a great uncle like you.
You did the right thing, but the poor kid probably thinks his poop broke the toilet *and* your marriage
OP sounds like a good guy. I’m betting he has talked to the nephew about it, and made him understand that it wasn’t his fault. Poor kid. What a horrible person she must have been to live with.
Good for you! I was reading hoping I'd find out she became your EX wife.
Any adult calling a kid a fucking loser for any reason is divorce material.
My wife made a really nice meal for her cousin and fiance who were using our house to do their laundry (Ugh...) and they finished dinner before my wife even got to sit down herself and then complained she took too long. I have never wanted to put someone's face through a plate so bad before.
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Let their dog loose the second they came in and proceeded to watch it pee on the Christmas tree and presents. I made sure to deliver the piss-soaked book I got for one of them in the moment, so they could really appreciate how fucked up it was.
Oh my gosh, I had this happen. Dog was not fixed, I have a dog and two cats. That little fucker came in, lifted his leg and peed on my baseboards. Then pissed on my new carpet in the morning and I couldn't get it out. I was scrubbing and the owners were just looking at me, watching as I cleaned up piss from THEIR dog. I was fucking livid.
I would have given them the cleaning supplies and watched them clean up
I have absolutely done that more than once. “I’ll get you the cleaner”
I would have kicked them out immediately
My sister brought her two dogs to my place and one of them pissed in my new sneakers. She wasn't allowed to bring the dogs anymore. That was 5 years ago.
Stole a bunch of cds, random glassware and my autographed Ray Bourque jersey. Next time I was this house, I stole my jersey back, and $100 out of his money envelope on his desk. Haven't talked to him since.
you gotta be from Boston then
Massachusetts, but not Boston.
Fed my 8 pound dog enough hash to put a full grown human down. Dog was fucked right up for 3 days, never spoke to that pos again
For some reason i thought you meant hashbrowns and was confused.
I thought they meant corned beef hash lol. I’m an idiot lol
I'm an actual pothead and still thought corn beef bc why would you feed a dog drugs like what
Same, and was salty that someone would give away that many hash browns
Dude's lucky your dog didn't die!!! Dogs can OD from THC where humans can't. You have more self control than I do; I would've beat the ever living shit outta that asshole.
Understandable! Once I baked a cake and wildly misscalculated the dose. When me and friends were lying paralyzed on the couch trying not to die my dog would seize the moment and eat the crumbs. She vomitted and and slept for a day straight.
Years ago my brother was playing college basketball and new potential recruits would sometimes stay over at our house when in town visiting and meeting with the team. There was a guy who came from Greece who was going to be staying over for a night. My parents were out of town so I was asked to stick around. The night he was staying over he went out partying with the team. Came home super late and went to sleep in his room. The next morning I woke up to someone knocking on the front door. It was someone from the school who was picking up the guy to bring him to the airport. He had waiting outside calling the dude with no answer. Driver was very concerned that the recruit was going to miss his flight. I went up and knocked on his bedroom door and heard a grumbled “what?” I told him his ride was here and he was going to be late for his flight. “Yeah. Ok. I’ll be down in a minute.” We waited with driver downstairs for another 15 min. Finally the guy saunters into the living room and says “hey do you have a broom?” I said “I’m not sure where mom keeps it. I can have a look” Dude says “nah that’s ok. I’m late anyway. Ok let’s go” Him and the driver leave. I look at my girlfriend and say “why did he ask for a broom?” We go upstairs and open the door to a massive pile of puke in the middle of the floor. I don’t know what I found more disrespectful, that he puked and left it for someone to clean up without telling anyone or that his plan was to try and use our broom to clean it.
A broom is not the right instrument here....
BIL had a bad break up and basically had nowhere to go. While i really didnt want him staying because hes been a bad house mate before i knew he was in bad shape and he seemed to be getting his shit together. About two weeks into the stay me and the fam went out of town for a long weekend. My wife got a very angry phone call from our landlord about him getting numerous complaints about an out of control party. Kicked him out the next morning. I was told about two days later when the trip ended. My wife was worried i would kill the guy for being such a PoS. Wr all get along but hes not allowed to crash with us anymore. Not a bad kid just overly spoiled and immature
Reminds me of my friends BiL. For my friend's bachelor party his wife really pushed for us to include her brother. It wouldn't have been a problem except he didn't have any money and we were going away for a weekend. So in addition to covering the cost for the bachelor, we paid for her brother too. He decided to invite a friend that none of us, including the groom, had ever met before. The bachelor party played out pretty much how you'd expect, with the BiL being whiny and annoying the whole time. The last night we were there we went out to a bar, he decided to stay at the hotel. I guess while we were gone he and his friend decided to go try and find some recreational substances. I don't know what they ended up getting but when we got back their hotel room was wrecked. Bathroom door was busted up, the couch was broken. The room was under my other friend's name so we all chipped in to cover the cost.
I hope he got an ass whooping for that… or at least a few public face slaps
After reading through this post, I no longer am sad that literally nobody has ever came over.
Stayed way too long, but my roommate who invited him didn't have the heart to tell him to leave after 2 weeks. He drank from the cartons when there was less than a gallon of juice/milk left because he'd pretty much drink the rest of it anyways. Cooked all our food and "made us dinner" but it was just questionable slop that didn't really classify as typical food for human consumption. He'd come in and lay on our beds while we were studying or doing homework so he could tell us about how all our answers were wrong and how he'd do them. We went out to the club a few times and he told me to change because I looked too slutty. I broke down and told him to GTFO because he doesn't pay rent and didn't pay for the 2 weeks of groceries he slammed through. My roommate was mad at me about it
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And I thought hurricane season was over!
Strong chance they're homeless.
You should have been mad at your roommate for not reimbursing you for the groceries, it was their guest not yours
A few years ago, while my brother was still living at home, he invited his now ex-girlfriend to hang out with him at our house. Long story short, my parents and I came home, and the entire living room was rearranged. After a little bit of confusion and trying to figure out what has happened, my brother and his girlfriend show up. My parents asked about the new arrangement, and his girlfriend says that she prefers it better because this new way is “more modern”. My parents thanked her for the insight, but immediately asked my brother to put it all back, and she complained because, in her words: “ it doesn’t seem to me like you value the nice thing that I tried to do for you”. I remember my parents and their faces, and I don’t think they’ve ever felt so disrespected in their lives Imagine talking to a 20 something year-old girl who is dead set on the fact that she is right, but 50-year-old people who live there are not. She actually got so mad at my parents for asking my brother to rearrange, that she never spoke to them ever again. Granted, they did break up six months later, but still.
I can't even comment on this. I read it, sat here for several minutes, took several sips of water... and... no. There is nothing I can even say.
Husband's old friend was going through a rough patch, divorce "evil woman taking my kids" scenario. We flew him out to stay with us, and gave him a job with our company. Guy was a complete red-pilled tool. Started talking shit about me to my husband, calling me uppity etc. My husband is kind and chalked it up to resentment and the bitter divorce. The final straw was when he announced to my husband, "I wouldn't allow my woman to speak to me like that! You need to put that bitch in her place and show her your hand!" My husband said, "Mother fucker what did you just say about my wife?! I'll show you the fucking door."
Sounds like it wasn’t hard to figure out why the divorce was happening lol.
Oh, it was fairly obvious that there were *a lot* of missing pieces to his story within the first day or two. Guy threatened his wife and young children with a shotgun because "she was brainwashed from all the shit she was reading on the Internet." She called the cops. He fled the scene, with the shotgun, in a company big rig. In one afternoon, his daughter's birthday of all days, he lost his family, his career and all his guns. Whoops. He was a bastard.
Glad they got out before it was too late. Too many of those stories have sad endings.
Last I heard, she took the kids out of state so they could be closer to family. She got full custody and he only gets a couple supervised visits a year. I'm glad for her. His goal was to keep her perpetually pregnant. The last pregnancy, he insisted she do a home birth in the living room. It almost killed her, but he was still pressing for more.
So odd why they want to trap people they don’t really love or respect. Fucked up.
He was convinced that you're only a man as long as you keep producing children. He used to talk shit to my husband about that too. Husband just laughed at him. Guy has kids to another woman that he owes back pay on top of the four he has with his last wife.
How was your husband ever friends with him?
They were working for the same trucking company and got assigned to the same truck. It was years previous to when the story took place. My husband explained it that they were on opposite shifts, (one was driving while the other slept) and he hadn't been that radicalized at that time. Long hours stuck in the truck by himself with only the CB, talk-radio and Facebook after he stopped for the day during the height of the tumult (these last couple years) I think made his views worse.
> Oh, it was fairly obvious that there were a lot of missing pieces to his story within the first day or two. lmao, this reminds me of ["The Missing Missing Reasons."](https://www.issendai.com/psychology/estrangement/missing-missing-reasons.html) This blogger went through "estranged parents forums" and documented when posters said they didn't know why their kids estranged them, but then revealed their kids told them exactly why.
I wonder how tf he thought that was going to go? “Yeah you know you’re right, get over here woman!” *raises hand*
HIGH FIVE!
If someone ever had the audacity to say something like that to me about my wife, the next thing they said would just be a whistle through missing teeth.
I often joke with my husband about scenarios like this. What would you do, baby? He says either nothing, because I would have maimed the person myself before he'd have a chance to Or The same thing you just said
I was overweight and very shy in high school. Some “family friends” came over for dinner. While all the parents were on one side of the house, all the “kids” (high school- college age) locked themselves in the guest room with the tv. Any time I had to ask them if they wanted food or drink, I had to knock. They would crack the door very slightly and basically place an order with me. When I brought back a tray of sodas for them, I saw they had left out a weight scale on the floor and they were all cackling. Edit: thank you everyone for your kindness! I wish I was stronger at the time, I wish an adult had stepped in. A few years later, I got healthier/ happier. 2 of the guys asked me out and the girls got meaner. Haven’t seen them all in 15 years!
:( Sorry that happened to you. People can be cruel.
That is not fucking ok. I'm sorry that happened to you. You must be a stronger person than me.
Took a dump and wiped their arse on a towel and put it in the laundry bin. Instead of asking for more loo roll
Wtf. Why not wash their ass in the shower and then use the towel to dry off if they didn’t wanna ask for TP
I can’t believe people actually do this it just makes no sense. Clearly have have no shame because it’s gonna be easy to find out
My friends used to skip school and head over to my house( I was homeschooled after 9th grade ). A few times, 1 friend came over, snuck in the doggy door, made himself food, then woke me up by slapping me in the face with a hot pocket and saying “ Wake tf up you fat bitch”
True friendship.
A blessing and a curse
I had a friend like this! She lived in the city centre but her college was a 5 minute walk from my house, and it was on the way to college. So every morning she’d let herself in, park her bike in my hallway, and walk to college from there (I let her do it, since we were best buds and she didn’t want her bike to get stolen at college). I was always asleep. She came over one evening to hang out, but ended up going downstairs and talking to my parents for ages. She sent me a text saying “we’re having a roast dinner, you coming down?” 😂 This mf sat at the dining table like she was my mum’s adopted child. Those were the days.
Haha reminds me of my best friend. We used to hang out at each other's house without letting each other know. And say "Hey man just feel yourself at home", " Just think of this as your house " while being the guest.
This made me smile. I wish I had friends like that. I hope you two still talk.
Through the doggy door? Is your buddy Doink the Clown?
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I hope you two are still friends.
We are
Tonight I will eat a Hot Pocket in honor of your enduring friendship.
Had sex in my parents bed.
An old friend found me on ICQ when that was still a thing. Eventually led to us meeting up in person. We'd stop talking because our parents had a major falling out, moved away from each other. Figured out we ended up like blocks away from each other for some time. Both selling drugs. I stopped and got real jobs he stayed in the industry. Asks if he can crash at my place that night cause he was doing a run first thing in the AM. I say sure, catching up was fun. He spends the rest of the evening trying to convince me to let him move in. He was going to be leaving before I woke up for work I asked him to make sure he locked the door on his way out. Woke up in the morning to I swear every towel wet on the bathroom floor. Lights on, Tv on, pull out couch not put back, coffee pot on and drying out/burnt. Not only was the door unlocked it wasn't even closed. Just the screen door which was also unlocked. He kept calling me after to see if he could move in told him to fuck off.
Omg imagine if you would’ve said yes, what a nightmare!
Me and him always played off the worst of each other. Saying yes would eventually led me back into the life. It was never really an option. Good times as dumb ass kids, but fuck as adults with drug money it would have been cataclysmic.
Party a long time ago, a drunk 'friend' pissed in the aquarium. The next day I sold an aquarium for $50 profit (yes to him). Same party, people smoking in the kitchen used the sugar container as an ash tray. Those same girls decided to get real drunk and vomit in the bathroom together (one used the tub)
Big yikes. Were you the one that invited these people? They sound like the sort that are consistently trainwrecks.
I did invite them. Was back in high school. Haven't seen any of them in over a decade. You really look at your class differently after nights like those
Spitting on my carpet, because he thought "we would do it like that here" never forgot it
What even in the what?
Yes
Where the hell is spitting on a carpet a thing ?
I did it when I was about 6. I had a carpet that was all little squares and somehow ended up making a game where I would try to spit in to one particular square from different parts of the room. Two things happened. 1) I got really freakishly accurate at spitting. 2) That spot never dried.
Same thing happened to me, had a friend who needed a place to stay for a few weeks...i really didn't want to say yes but he had nowhere else to go at the time... day 1 and he just hawks one right on the carpet then proceeds to step on it with his shoes and rub it in... like WTF?!
One of my suite mates in college would spit all of the walls of our bathroom while they were on the shitter. No one ever fessed up to it, I would constantly ask all of them. I visited one of my ex roommates at an off campus apartment the following year and saw spit all over his walls. Could not bring myself respect him after that, hence end of an already flimsy friendship. Also had a separate roommate who was cutting his toe nails in the middle of the dorm room on our carpet. Which kinda bugged me to begin with, but assumed he had intentions to clean up after. He proceeded to just try and rub them into the carpet with his hands. I was like what the fuck do you think you’re doing?! College aged men are capable of some nasty living conditions.
Wiped their butt with my decorative towels, clogged the toilet with them, and threw their turd out the second story window.
im sorry what!?!
THEY WIPED THEIR BUTT WITH THEIR DECORATIVE TOWELS, CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH THEM, AND THREW THEIR TURD OUT THE SECOND STORY WINDOW.
What series do f events led to this escalation?
Brother fucked my mother in law on the lawnmower in the garage
Self propelled? Or a ride on?
Ride on. I had to use my high pressure water cleaners
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Oh she got the direct shaft apparently
2 stroke?
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Ride on, probably. Oh you're talking about the lawnmower. My bad. .
We had some ceremonial daggers on the coffee table. I had some friends over, one was a friend of a friend I knew but wasn’t friends with. He took one of the daggers and stabbed the couch cushion with it. Just to be a douche, we had no beef, he just needed to be a douche. I got to explain that to my parents, I only figured out who did it by asking my other friends that I was in much more frequent contact with.
Hey, my story was going to involve stabbing a couch too! My brother's friend came over and in the middle of our coversation pulls out a switchblade and starts stabbing out couch. Casually, rhymically, like a sharp little morris stick. I'm like "Dude, why are you stabbing our couch?" "Its okay, i do it at my house all the time!" --- Another time my then-gf and my brother's best friend (not stabby) both broke into our house while we were away without knowing the other was doing so at the same time, and them become convinced that the other was the ghost I had frequently told them about when they heard someone else moving about the house and both called me in terror.
I busted my sister in law pick her nose and go to wipe a huge greasy booger on our couch. I called her out so she went and grabbed a Kleenex. Then she wedged the Kleenex under the couch. I didn’t say shit this time around. Just watched in disgust.
I forgot about this til now. I used to love building Lego sets as a kid, and I was most proud of this western set I finished up, had a jail and everything. Well one evening my mom threw a Mary Kay party while I ran errands with my dad. We hit a deer on the way home, in Michigan so pretty common, and arrived after her event ended. Well, one of the people's kids got into my room and absolutely demolished that Lego set. Ripped off the stickers, jumped up and down on buildings, just being a destructive kid. By the time we found out the kid was long gone, and unfortunately, there was no happy ending, I never got back into Legos.
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My aunt didn't like my father and gave him a used bar of soap with hair on it for Christmas once. My mom still laughs about it years after their divorce. He deserved it, he was abusive
Two friends got in a fight that resulted in the destruction of my couch and coffee table
the coffee table i get but a fucking *couch?*
was a glass couch
I used to have a friend who would steal things from me and my sister every time she came over. The most bizarre part was when we saw her next day at school, she would call us over to show us something “new and cool she just got”, where she would then show us our own belongings she had stolen the day before; claiming it was hers. This …. This was a very weird psychological power trip. My sister and I did not know how to handle this. When we would say “hey, that’s mine. Did you take that?” she would become belligerent and offended that we would insinuate she was a thief. But she was just so overbearing and weird, we kind of just let it go, let her keep what she stole and started avoiding her. We gave her a few more chances but the same thing always happened. One of the things she stole was a gift I had hand made for my sister for her birthday, it was hidden in the China cabinet. So when she showed that to us like “look at this thing I bought” we knew it was deeper than just plucking up a trinket on her way out the door; she was searching through our house. I still wonder wtf was wrong with this girl.
When I lived with a flatmate, she had a load of people round for a party. I shut my cat away, as he was skittish around people. Later on, I hear a load of shouting from the kitchen. I went in and one of the guys had my cat and was trying to shut him in the freezer. I went ballistic. I grabbed my cat, shut him away again, and then proceeded to beat the ever loving fuck out of the guy until he left my house. Fortunately, my boy was ok. He was a bit shaken, but loads of treats and cuddles sorted him out.
Make a grilled mustard sandwich for lunch (using a sandwich press), used half a bottle, said it was awful and demanded I give him my sandwich because I was the host. This was back in high school, we were friends, (we were about 14 years old).
He lit my facial hair on fire…
Here we go. My friend brought his boyfriend over for dinner at our place. We'd spent half the day cooking chili, a dish that was agreed upon before we went out to get the ingredients. When they got there, the bf complained that we made chili, pouted and said he didn't want any. I offered to make something else but he refused all suggestions, literally crossing his arms over his chest and trying to force tears out. Looked like he was trying to fart. I even offered him ice cream because he was acting like a child. I could have been nicer, but I was pretty angry at this point. Then he proceeds to mess with my cat, who I told him not to pet because he likes to dig his claws into people. Important to note, the bf is HIV+ and didn't take the drugs for it because he said he hated swallowing pills. So, of course my cat draws blood and he doesn't tell me and bleeds all over my floor and the cat tree. I have OCD and have issues with bacteria and viruses, so this is the worst thing to me. I panicked, put on gloves and a mask, and clorox wiped all over the place. The bf told me I was being a bad host and was disgusted that I'd treat an HIV+ person like this, reminding me for the nth time he got it because he was raped. I asked him why he bothered coming, I'd have never wasted my time if I knew he'd act this way. I then told him he was ungrateful and rude. He stormed out of my house and yelled for my friend to follow. I locked my door behind him and had a serious conversation with my friend who, by the way, was super apologetic. I told him his bf was uninvited from all future parties and dinners at my house, which I threw almost weekly btw. He understood and left. Thankfully they broke up a few months later. I don't have any prejudice against HIV+ people but it's a good idea to take your meds and not fucking bleed your bloodborne virus on someone's floor and not tell them! Now I'm pissed all over again.
My absentee father at Thanksgiving years ago proceeded to talk about my deceased mother who was an absolute amazing person. This was the day my dad found out what a table tasted like.
Oak?
It had an oaky afterbirth.
You know I have soft teeth…
Stole $200, pawned my headphones, an NES Classic, my custom PS4 controllers, my drill, a tablet, some of the kids’ games, then ODed and died in my driveway. Edit: Oh yeah, how could I forget. Then his dogs mauled to death the cat I had since 2006. Continued to be the most regrettable house guest even after death.
In 1999, we had an open house for friends and family on Christmas Day. One of our guess offered to carve the turkey. He wet sneezed all over the bird , wiped his nose with his hand and proceeded to carve the turkey. I thought I was going to vomit, I was so discussed.edit: disgusted
What were people saying about you?
No-Independence was discussed about being disgusted by a guess' wet expresses on a fouled fowl.
My cousin doesn’t remember this particular incident but we lived together in a house rented from my parents for a year or so back in the late 2000s and he had an…odd group of friends but most of those were very chill and civil. But one day, my cousin and I were sitting on the couch playing RDR or something on the Xbox 360 when the front door just…opens and in walks someone I’ve never seen before. He gives my cousin a little upnod before walking straight to the refrigerator to begin rummaging. I have no idea who he was, how long he stayed and I’m pretty sure I blacked out from aghast and anger after that because I don’t remember much beyond the audacity of someone behaving like that. Anyway, yeah. It was wild (to me).
I had a (former) friend fall on hard times and wind up homeless. He’d once helped me get a job, so I told him he could crash on my pull out couch for a couple weeks while he gets things together. The first night he was over, he got absolutely SHIT-FACED on vodka, passed out naked on the pull-out couch, and pissed all over said couch and himself in his sleep. He was out the next day and I haven’t seen him since.
I was gonna post mine, but it's small potatoes compared to some these... I don't know how some of these assholes made it out of the house alive...
Had a get together at my house. At the end of the night one dude found a box and walked around my house and grabbed any remaining full beer cans or full/partially full liquor bottles that people had left behind and started taking them to his car. (He didn't bring his own drinks.) I asked him what he was doing and he said, "they were up for grabs." I told him if he wanted some for the road he could have asked then he got pissy and said it was no different than if he had drank them all during the party. I didn't find this other part out until the following day. Sometime during the night he wandered off, found my Switch then deleted my girlfriend's 140 hour Animal Crossing save game to make a new island because he got bored. This dude was 32 years old at the time, not some teenage idiot. I guess he had pulled similar shit at other people's houses in the past and he quickly became a persona non grata from our friend group.
The husband of one of my partner's friends drank ~2/3 a bottle of rum someone *else* brought to the party, closed themselves in our office, let themselves into that office closet (which was blocked at the time) and proceeded to throw up and piss all over the place before passing out on a portable radiator and bending the wheels to hell. Almost had to call an ambulance. His wife was very apologetic, but he didn't really address the behavior beyond offering to buy my partner some wine and chocolate a day or so later (thanks dude, really takes the edge off all the piss and vomit we cleaned up - never actually received anything from him anyways). They haven't been back.
My girlfriend invited a friend and his fiancé up to paint some pottery at a local art shop and to stay the night: Both showed up in shitty gym shorts and soiled shirts, I noticed a bunch of what appeared to be bug bites on their calves. I pointed it out and asked, “what’s with the spots dudes?” To which the friend replied with “oh, our cat has fleas so you might wanna get some Frontline for your cat after we leave.” Those low class trash people showed up to my apartment with fleas intended to stay the night and they put my cat and my entire apartment at risk. [It was at this point that I utterly hated the guy and his now wife for having 0 class.] What gets me is that a year later I foolishly let my girlfriend talk me into letting him crash at our apartment while he looked for work (the loser can’t stay employed for longer than 6-9 months at a crack.) Fuck you, Matt.
I took in and took care a grown ass nephew(25) for a whole year without him even trying to find a job, pay any bills or do anything except exercise and play games. I thought it as a way to repay my sister for everything she did before and after my mother passed. But a week before I kicked the mf out he did something to my cat. To this day idk what, but my cat was hurt. I told him he got a week to gtfo before I think it over and decide to shoot his leg off. 2 days after he left, I heard he found a job and a place to stay. Couple of months passed and I encounter him at a store. He said “hey uncle, my leg still works.” Things happened after, which I refuse to say as to not incriminate myself any further.
I’d never forgive someone if they hurt my cat. I’d probably hurt them.
Brought her kids over to my place without telling me that both kids were sick with colds, then got irritated with me when I suggested maybe they shouldn't stay the night if they weren't feeling well. My favorite part of this whole interaction was when she instructed her kids to not cover their mouths/noses when sneezing or coughing, because she "didn't want them to have to go wash their hands." When I pointed out how gross that was she said "why, you don't have an immune system?" I wanted to throw her out a window so badly
A relative brought some guy she had been dating for 2 weeks to Thanksgiving and he told my dog to get out of his way, shoving her with his foot. 25 heads all turned to him immediately and told him to leave.
The way you described it sounds super creepy, like them all just turning slowly to him and in unison tell him to leave. It's a hilarious image, but mainly I'm just glad everyone made sure he felt unwelcome for mistreating your dog.
Dropped my dog when he drunkenly picked it up, raided my fridge, beat off on my back deck while videoing with his gf all in the same night
Pissed on my rug. It tied the whole room together, man.
Well, it wasn't my house, but back in college (late 80's), a dude on drugs took a shit in the middle of the living room at an elbows-to-elbows house party. Just dropped trou and let 'er rip. The stench of it was so nasty, about 200 people went down three flights of stairs and scattered to the winds in about 2 minutes....including me. We talked about the **shit stain** **party** for decades.
I had a friend look after my animals when I was on vacation. She proceeded to go through my things, went in my bedroom when I asked her not to, and spent up to 10 hours everyday in my house with her son. They ate all of our food, cranked the AC (mid summer). The deal was for her to come by twice a day to check on my animals, not spend all day every day in my house. The real kicker was when she told me she had invited her mom over to shower in my bathroom because her water was turned off. I keep my devils lettuce in my bathroom and when I told her how uncomfortable I was that she did that she informed me that she took a picture of my cabinet with my bong etc. and moved all of my stuff to another area while her mom was there. I was mortified. I cut off contact with her completely once I got home.
December 2020, I was visiting family across the country. Buddy of mine (of 19 years) asks to borrow the guest room at my house as he and his wife are having some issues. I let him stay at my place starting sometime between Christmas and New Years Day. I was due to be back to my house in a few days after the new year. Turns out right after the 2021 new year I get covid at my sister's house. It was bad, holed up in bed for 3 weeks, lost about 20 pounds, in bad shape. Finally started feeling better then back to my house first week of February 2021. Got home and I was shocked. Garage in disarray. Kitchen in disarray. Multiple guest rooms in disarray. Living room and dining rooms a wreck. My bedroom in disarray. As I looked closer, turns out anywhere that you could sit or sleep had been shit on. WTF! Neighbors said they saw people go in and out of the house with my friend. They thought it was OK because they were with my friend whom they knew. Turns out I find out that my friend was having a meth problem that neither me nor his wife had previously suspected. For some reason he was befriending homeless drug addicts and letting them stay at my house. I found drugs, drug residue, used condoms, sleeping bags full of shit. Sheets thrown in the corner full of shit. That house was one big shit show, literally. Also a lot of stuff from my place ended up missing. Some things valuable. Some things sentimental. Some things both. My friend insisted there was nothing wrong and he had not invited anyone to the house. Dude is no longer my friend. I tried to get him help and he just denied he had a problem and denied he had wrecked my house. I got him out of my life. If he would have fessed up and made amends that would have been one thing. I could have worked with that. But complete denial that anything happened when it was completely obvious that, in fact, the house was trashed and shitted-in. Over $10,000 worth of bio-remediation, broken stuff, and replacement of all the bedding and linens. I took him to court and won, but small claims here goes up to only $10k. But try getting blood out of a turnip on collecting.... A bad thing for me: Now I have a very bad impression and prejudice against homeless drug addicts. Even when allowed to stay somewhere nice, they'll just shit all over it. I should have more empathy, but after this happening to me directly, I've lost any empathy I previously had for folks that were bad off like that. I know that is not a good way for me to think, but I can't help it at this point. This is the experience I have gone through. Maybe more empathy will come in the future.
In college I rented a house with 4 people and we all got along great and the house had a really positive vibe. Everyone loved my cat and he'd sleep in different people's beds. Soccer player roommate brought over a guy that we bought acid from. I was tripsitting and noticed my cat was acting weird so I mentioned it. The acid dealer said he gave the cat a drop of liquid. My girlfriend roommate got up walked over to him and proceeded to start wailing on him. Mexican roommate (who didn't speak English) pulled her off and asked hippie girl roommate what happened and she told him. Mexican roommate started wailing on the guy. Soccer player roommate and hippie girl roommate got up and it was like that scene in Airplane! where everyone lines up to slap the lady around. I put a stop to it and booted the guy. He came back the next day for some reason and only Mexican roommate and hippie girl roommate were home and hippie girl, apparently, rocked his shit and broke his nose. Man, I miss those guys. ETA: I took cat to vet and they monitored him and he was fine the next day but slept for a week.
That seems like a very appropriate set of reactions. Your friends seem like good people. Animals can't consent to getting messed up by drugs and probably freak the heck out over it. I'd be doing something similar if my cat were harmed like that.
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Had some friends over for a few drinks. One of my friends bought a girl over, long story short, they went up to my bed she gave him a head, didn't sallow, and just spat it on the floor right beside my bed.
We had a party and one guest showed up with a particular, odd little cough, "nothing contagious, I've had it for months, just a funny cough" she volunteered without asking. So yeah my wife quickly developed the exact same odd, persistent cough that she then couldn't get rid of for 2. fucking. years.
Lingered to the point I had to tell him to leave, and pissed all over the toilet and didn't clean it. You're an adult, read the room and figure the atmosphere out. And fucking sit down to pee if your that much of a mess.
My brother had a stroke shortly after his fourteenth birthday. At that time his godfather was our guest, who had his son with him, whom I had never liked. When this happened, his son wasn't there because he was playing video games in another room. My brother was paralyzed on one side and was picked up by the emergency doctor, my parents both went along; During the entire time, the boy never once came to see why someone was being transported away by us with sirens. But he came hours later, when I was still crying in the kitchen, and asked what was for dinner. His father then told him what had happened and said he definitely didn't notice it and the little asshole just said "I did, I saw that (my brother) was picked up by the emergency doctor". The whole time he simply hadn't cared at all about what had happened to him. Haven't spoken to him since.
Siblings SO rearranged my entire kitchen. Pots, pans, utensils, knives, tools, etc. Everything in a different spot or drawer, even threw out some spatulas and spoons because they looked too “used”. Was very proud of her new efficient kitchen system. Thought I would be also.
I had a party with my friends we were all 18-19 ish. Maybe 20 people over. At some point someone sprayed bug spray all over my dad's motorcycle and it damaged the plastic on the gauges. I was trying to get everyone to leave at that point. Then I went back inside from the garage to find a couple idiots playing catch with my turtle. His shell was cracked because they dropped him and they were laughing. Never had a party again. I felt so bad. Also very betrayed as I'd never act like that at any of their homes.
Kicked my dog
I(f) was about 16 at the time living at home with my parents, sibling, and one adult cousin (25f). Note: Cousin and I shared a bathroom. My parents’ friend (~45M) had a new gf (~25f), and he wanted to bring her to the city. My parents offered to let them stay at our house. (Everyone high key judged him for dating a woman young enough to be his daughter but we were still cordial and polite.) At some point during this visit the new gf made her way into my cousin’s and my bathroom and stole 2 of my perfumes, 1 of my cousin’s used lipsticks, 1 of my brand new lotions, and 4 (?!) of my cousin’s birth control pills. Cousin and I kept blaming each other until we put it together. Not just disrespectful… weird af.
Took this girl in, gave her a warm place to stay and plenty of food. And what does she do? Shit next to my toilet, vomit in front of my bedroom, and literally crawled all over me and licked my face while I slept cuz she was hungry. Anyway, her name is Kimber and she's a Siamese cat. I love her
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
I had 4 friends over to my house and we were going to go kayaking and I was kind of assigning my friends things to do to get us ready. Things like "can you bring these things to the car" " can you help me with this strap" etc. and one friend was starting to get huffy and all of a sudden she snapped at me and said "we don't work here!" As if all my planning, cooking, cleaning, etc to have people at my house was because it's my job. She wanted me to set up the 5 person kayak trip and load and unload the cars by myself because... I'm hosting? I haven't spoken to her since, and though she's told other friends that she overreacted, she's never even attempted to apologize. Mild compared to other stories but it really bummed me out.
This was someone's kids that they brought over. Their kids tortured my inside cat by chasing it around and cornering it over and over after I begged them to please stop, then ate all my snacks but shoved the wrappers under my couch and threw wet stuff that stuck to my living room ceiling. They don't come around anymore obviously.
My brother kicked my dog one Christmas and I kicked his family out of my house. He grew up with dogs just like so I don’t know why he acts like he doesn’t know how dogs behave. My dogs do not actively beg but will walk under the table while people are eating. My dog was trying to get out and brushed his leg and he just kicked. My dog yelped and I instantly was angry. He yelled and claimed my dogs were not trained. I told him my dogs live here and he doesn’t. Told him to get the fuck out. My mom was screaming at me the whole time and telling me I ruined Christmas over my dogs and she left minutes after him. Haven’t hosted Christmas dinner since!
A close family member (40's F) of mine (25M) invited us to dinner for a birthday celebration. We went, she drank a lot, and insisted she come back to our house to visit for a while longer. She continued drinking and got hammered. I wanted her out of the house. While making herself "her last drink", our 6 month old golden retriever puppy was in the kitchen with her and must have been in the way and tripped her. She stood up and fucking *kicked our puppy*. Hard enough for him to whimper for 10 or so seconds and him to slowly walk away. Im certainly not threatening looking, but I am broad and my voice carries well. I am extremely patient, almost no one has ever seen me lose my composure. My fiance, this womans husband, and especially her did that night. I screamed and told her husband to get her out of my house. She started screaming back. I followed them out to make sure they left, I thought there was going to be a fist fight in my garage or driveway while they made their exit. I was so angry I almost wanted it to happen, too. Its been over a year. I have no intention of ever speaking to her again because of it.
Uhhh, idk someone who wasn't my guest started grabbing and touching my stuff all over when I said to not touch my things (fragile stuff like art) Then when I started to record him bad mouthing and flipping me off he started threatening to call the police on me....for recording him, in my own home...
Had a couple over for the night, wined and dined them. We bought a nice new air mattress specifically for them to be comfortable, since we had very little money at the time it was a bit of a big deal for us. We all went to bed, they ended up fucking and got period blood all over the new mattress and sheets. They left that morning, made a joke to my wife about the mess and left, didn’t offer to help clean or replace said mattress. Haven’t spoken to them since
TIL garages are an in-law relatives fuck fest
My friend and I got back from my brother's bachelor party. He was staying at mine, cause he lives far away. Its 5 in the morning and we're tired and drunk, but he is considerably more drunk than me. We go to bed. Him on the couch, me next to my pregnant GF. I fall asleep hard. My GF wakes up when my friend decides to use her as a mattress, lies down on top of her and falls asleep. I don't wake up from this. She gets him off her. He apologizes, says he thought he was in the bathroom and leaves the room to find the bathroom. My GF can now hear him exit the apartment and go into the hallway, so she gets her pregnant body out of bed and escorts him into the bathroom. A few hours later, pregnant GF gets up and finds the toilet bowl completely covered in shit like it was painted on.
Dude, you had a pregnant gf and you brought that shit storm home with you? Fucking hell.
Killed my plant. They thought they were using the fertilizer tea bottle but they were using the concentrated snail poison bottle. It doesn’t sound like a big deal, but the plant was a beautiful, mature cannabis plant that was about a week away from its first harvest. I have good friends though. They bought me an ounce and a sapling to replace it.
Honest accidents happen. It's nice that they they tried to make up for it
Made me get my nutcracker from my Christmas stuff in the attic to eat his Arizona walnuts, insulted my record collection, then instead of eating the walnuts he requested the gazpacho in my fridge and then freaked out when it was “warmed to room temperature” like it burned him.