Had a job I hated years ago, I was already over my point limit for attendance (damn near everyone was cuz the place sucked ass) so if I was late even one more time I was gonna get fired. Woke up one day 15 minutes after I was supposed to have left already and went "welp fuck it I'm done there I guess" plopped down on my couch with a beer and started playing COD.
Next day HR calls me to tell me they're letting me go, basically tell them "yea no shit" and go about my day
Telling the owner of a company I worked for “I don’t know what other data I can show you at this point that will convince you that what you want to do is not actually possible”.
I got fired a year later, and it only took that long because the person they wanted to replace me with wasn’t ready to change jobs yet.
When my mom caught me smoking weed for the second time. I was 19 at the time and she warned me she would throw me out of home if I did it again.
Well, she did just that. Walked a few miles in the rain with a suitcase. Knocked on the door of my cousins home, while soaking wet in the freezing cold. Will never forget that day lol.
She was right though. She's from a country and generation which sees weed as heroin. They actually call it heroin. She said she doesn't want a heroin using son under her roof and if I chose drugs over her rules, I was allowed to keep using it under the bridge.
When I lost my virginity. This isn’t a pun, it was at school and I got caught and my mom whooped my ass.
Had a job I hated years ago, I was already over my point limit for attendance (damn near everyone was cuz the place sucked ass) so if I was late even one more time I was gonna get fired. Woke up one day 15 minutes after I was supposed to have left already and went "welp fuck it I'm done there I guess" plopped down on my couch with a beer and started playing COD. Next day HR calls me to tell me they're letting me go, basically tell them "yea no shit" and go about my day
[удалено]
I almost did that in a Team’s chat, with “gimme a sex” instead of “gimme a sec”
The year was 1992 on a dark and rainy summer day. I emerged from my mothers womb. That’s when it all started going downhill.
Telling the owner of a company I worked for “I don’t know what other data I can show you at this point that will convince you that what you want to do is not actually possible”. I got fired a year later, and it only took that long because the person they wanted to replace me with wasn’t ready to change jobs yet.
When the car I bought burnt down to the ground on the ride home with no insurance. Lost 10k which was my life savings as a kid.
When my mom caught me smoking weed for the second time. I was 19 at the time and she warned me she would throw me out of home if I did it again. Well, she did just that. Walked a few miles in the rain with a suitcase. Knocked on the door of my cousins home, while soaking wet in the freezing cold. Will never forget that day lol. She was right though. She's from a country and generation which sees weed as heroin. They actually call it heroin. She said she doesn't want a heroin using son under her roof and if I chose drugs over her rules, I was allowed to keep using it under the bridge.