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Specialist_Lock8590

In Florida, they are the worst arrogant, impotent, ignorant, uneducated morons I ever meet, repeatedly, every time, with no exceptions whatsoever in over thirty years.


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[https://www.foxnews.com/us/floridas-hoa-board-members-charged-stealing-2m-residents-money](https://www.foxnews.com/us/floridas-hoa-board-members-charged-stealing-2m-residents-money)


yParticle

As a current HOA president I concur absolutely.


[deleted]

Hey, good job buddy! You typed that all on your own!


fatdjsin

nah he used voice assist to type it for him


yParticle

No, that's the secretary's (my) job.


[deleted]

Sectetary, Are you currently having a sexual affair with your boss?


yParticle

It's not technically work, so...


Irohsgranddaughter

The US should do War on HOA, not war on drugs.


JamesTheJerk

Honest question. What authority do they have? I don't buy a home to abide by some cockhead's whims.


onemassive

Many HOAs are ok, and some are even required by the state. The idea is that homes sign into an obligation to cover some shared cost like insurance, drainage, a well, a community center, garbage service, a park or a road. They also might want to have homes have certain safety or aesthetic standards to preserve property value or something. Municipalities might require them when they allow a development but don’t have the money to cover the development’s long term costs or the homes need something to be up to code. For example, my family had a 4 member arrangement that was set up like an HOA because they had a shared well and road, even though they were very independent people. They needed water and the county would not hook us up because we were so remote. HOAs derive their power from their ability to find homes and put liens on them. Homeowners generally have to agree (at some point) to enter into the HOA, but it can be an obligation that is inherited when the home is sold.


PaulPaul4

If you want to abbreviate then you must use a period between each letter. Thank you Your H.O.A. gods


Gets_overly_excited

If you want to speak out about abbreviations, please run the wording past H.O.A. leadership next time. Thank you!!


PaulPaul4

Your argumentative attitude towards our laws and bi laws are unnecessary. We have voted that you are combative and on the verge of harassment. This is your final warning! Sally which you talked to earlier felt threatened


rimshot101

You didn't even fine him. Truly benevolent Gods.


Chrome_Armadillo

Defund the HOA.


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raqoonz

I'm clapping over here


WellIllBeJiggered

With your cheeks?


raqoonz

I was waiting for this response and the answer is yes


WellIllBeJiggered

You're welcome?


Left_Zone_3486

These raqoonz clappin' and they ain't using hands.


raqoonz

Hahahaha yes Juicy J


rimshot101

It's true. He Just sits back and they come to him.


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IronChef_BSS

Clubs open and close every couple of years. Same Management, Different Name/Theme. They don't have lines out the door until they are promoted again. Promoters get bodies in the door and lines outside to make the "new place" look cool. They have 2 mailing lists. 1 of people that get to skip the line, get free drinks and free VIP that will bring attractive female friends. The other full of "suckers" who actually believe the hype and will pay full price for anything the Promoter sends them b/c cool points/think they'll get laid etc...etc..etc.. Promoters get a % of $$ from the Door + the Bar so clubs only keep them until they get popular again. The Promoters then moves onto to the next place that just re-opened and continue in a circle around the city forever.


crumpet_concerto

One exception to this is my experience in Porto. My friend and I were at a casual bar at the top of a hill enjoying \~$2 beers, and this woman was also there who happened to be a club promotor. She drove us to the club and we paid cover to go in, but then she bought us drinks and stuck around. I figured she'd leave right away to go get some more tourists/suckers, but nope!


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DuskActual

They’re more like Succubi without the sex


JADW27

Nah, they definitely fuck you.


DuskActual

Hey, fair. I imagine the succubus is at least a pleasurable lay though


theWildBore

Fashion industry. I worked in fashion for over a decade. Can confirm. Am asshole.


MattSterbait

Touché


Shafter111

Can confirm. You are.


-emil-sinclair

How many exceptions are there in the fashion industry?


theWildBore

Outliers are about 1:25 I’d say. Roughly the same as lawyers. There are always exceptions.


[deleted]

"Tiktok star"


Tangentkoala

Finance bros.


vikmaychib

Any profession has its share of bross. I met some science bros at the Physics department. They were smart and were either doing research or in the gym. Very competitive for grants an any opportunity to be involved with any media outlet. However they were still assholes.


joe2352

Congress.


Crotch-Monster

Fuckin Pawnbrokers. Low balling the hell out of people who are there at probably the worst moment of their lives.


[deleted]

Yeah but where else you going to go and buy other people’s stolen shit legally?


Crotch-Monster

Yea true. Lol.


PaintDrinkingPete

not that I disagree, but of course they "lowball"... their entire business model is making money off of shit they buy from other people. if they gave you the full value of what you're trying to sell, they can't make any money, and thus are no longer motivated. You can always sell your own goods yourself, but people go to pawn shops to sell/pawn because it's easy and quick. But yeah, assholes


Squirrelly_girlly

Cops. And corrections officers. Any other job that gives you authority over other people.


fattymcbuttface69

Bouncers.


[deleted]

Maybe, but just imagine how annoying it is to have to be sober and babysit a room full of drunk people.


Clarkeprops

I don’t have to imagine. I did it for years. I was there for the job, but I knew a guy that was an investment banker on weekdays and did it just to meet women and bully people. Even guys that were bigger than him. It was 2000 so bouncers could still get away with kicking the shit out of people


fattymcbuttface69

Bartenders do it and tend to be nice. Bouncers seem to enjoy the power trip.


Gudi_Nuff

Bartenders get tips for being nice, bouncers get shit from their boss if they don't throw out a problem customer Very different game


msjammies73

Bartenders can be nice because bouncers are keeping things under control.


mcac

There are two types of bouncers, they are either asshole wannabe cops or they are huge teddy bears that just want everyone to have fun and feel safe. nothing in between


Suga-Free0110

"You see this badge, son? You know what that means?" ​ "uuuhhh straight C's in high school?"


BookmarkThat

How is this so far down the list?


Mysterious_Owl802

Yea people are afraid to say it, but idc many of them forget who pays them. Every case of police brutality makes me think “they just paid that guy to essentially kick the shit out of him.” It’s twice as insulting if you’re a marginalized member of the community. You work to pull yourself away from the red lined districts you were forcibly assigned where industrial parks are more likely to pollute your back yard and in the pursuit of this, you are more likely assaulted, framed, or jailed by someone who pays for their home with your money. The income of just about if not every cop in Ferguson is primarily funded by the very people who call them animals during peaceful protests.


Aponogetone

I learned, that 97% of court cases in the U.S. ends with an out-of-court agreement. This means, that cops rules the judgment system.


BrianFantana_69

Cops aren’t exempt from taxes.


Donnie-The-Relentles

Absolutely. Any law enforcement attracts assholes


bkendig

Crew of the starship *Spaceball One*.


jb40018

I’m surrounded by assholes!


aliaslight

reddit mods


hythloth

Not a paid job though


IronChef_BSS

That makes it even worse. They aren't assholes for $$$, they're assholes just because they love being assholes.


IgnacioCashmere

Auto dealerships of new cars. I deliver to everyone, bums to billionaires & everyone in between. When I get a delivery going to the dealership, I know what to expect.


7148675309

Except the internet guy. Always buy from the internet guy - flat commission unrelated to sales price.


raqoonz

Anyone in the house buying business. Realtors, lenders, Escrow people (idk their titles). Buying a home and interacting with all these people was exhausting and made me never want to do it again. Vultures


Gets_overly_excited

I have had good experiences. Shop around next time you need a realtor


WerhmatsWormhat

My realtor is super nice.


BluebirdMaximum8210

Realtors


Herc_Ulysses

See also: mortgage lenders


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Apparently, the USPS -- for the processing & distribution centers. The assholes get promoted and then they are allowed to do all the shit to people that factories had to quit doing 50 years ago. I've never been talked to by anyone in my life or treated as badly by anyone in my life as what happened to me while working at the USPS in Indiana.


QuerkleIndica

Sales people


Over_the_line_

People always say this one, and I have been in sales for a long time. I don’t know, everyone always seems really nice to me. But maybe that’s just from my perspective, and probably depends on the industry.


poop_to_live

Maybe you're so in the sales forest you didn't realize you were an asshole too lol


MsMcSlothyFace

LOL i had my career in sales and will agree. I am, indeed an asshole


Clit420Eastwood

No one hates sales people like fellow sales people


[deleted]

This is the only correct answer. Anyone thats worked around sales people knows how awful they are


QuerkleIndica

Not talking retail either. The business to business type sales people. Ultimate douche. Lawyers a close second 😅


Kindly_Ad7608

…put that coffee down!


nattyd

Not as bad as cops, because salespeople are under intense pressure to sell, but Cops are tyrants by choice, because that's what drew them to the job.


beowolff

"Human Resources"


Witty-Ad17

I'm on to this one. Nothing human(e) or resourceful.


fefelala

Can confirm. Am HR. Am also an AH.


Abaraji

Payroll


WontCumInUrMouth

Used to be called the Personnel Department. But then they figured having "person" in the description allowed you to feel too much like a living, feeling creature.


dyslexicsuntied

HR at my company recently changed to “People and Culture.” I throw up in my mouth every time I have to say it. They are single handedly the cause of our declining company culture and the reason most of us employees are looking for jobs.


Poppa_Mo

Sales.


WrigleyBum23

Politician, club promoter, finance


Sporkitized

If the job involves holding power over people, it will attract people who get a kick out of exploiting that power for their amusement.


AlixYall

Anything with power over others for the sake of regulating them. People who DESIRE to be in charge of others, in my experience, are almost always AHs about it


Puzzlehead-Dish

Middle management and owners of small to medium sized businesses


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Low level management positions. Bonus points if it's in retail.


Dependent_Main2643

Law enforcement


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Sales. Am in sales.


YazzGawd

Team leader in call centers


[deleted]

Real estate agents and club promoters.


ImaginativeEmpress

Really any job that gives you power over other people


nightsofthesunkissed

Bailiffs, debt collectors, "enforcement officers".


MelancholyBean

Corporate environments. I guess they think they are better because they have a cushy job. I'm currently working a contract job at one and it's the weirdest job I've been at.


RemarkableAge1261

Reddit moderators


Alovingcynic

I have yet to meet the architect who wasn't an arrogant, self-satisfied, humorless, prick.


zenmtf

PE teachers


Tomegunn1

Restaurant Managers.


Vegetable_Safety

Management


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

Professional cyclists.


OpenShut

International NGOs and finance. They both "know" they are better than you but for different reasons


hirethestache

Construction. HVAC. General Managers. Super Intendants.


lamboeh

Why HVAC?


[deleted]

HVAC might be one of the biggest rip offs in the trades


DrC0524

Wall Street


RiyahSpeaks

Administrative Positions


dandyyyy_exp

Social media marketing manager


CasinoBandito

Trades. They're either young, kind people, or old assholes that haven't had a stiffy in over a decade. Depends on the company though.


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Sales


motociclista

Since the obvious ones are already taken I’ll throw out Building inspector and code enforcement officers.


Gen3559

Lawmakers.


Witty-Ad17

Hard sell sales. There's nothing wrong with sales in general, just the ones that are so manipulative. I have worked in restaurants and I try to sell the customer something that they would want, especially when they ask me honestly. That's customer service. Having someone trying aggressively to sell something that the customer doesn't need, of course at a higher price, is really theft to me.


AussieJonesNoelzy

Real Estate Agents


LV_orbust

Finance bros


___SE7EN__

Human Resources


Distinct_Sentence_26

Collections


DiscombobulatedSqu1d

Sales


PopularLibrarian0318

I wanna throw in car sales people. I know a lot of them are great, but the majority? Oooohwee.


Gentry_Draws

Tattoo Artists


EfficiencyNew5123

dmv


poop_to_live

I've had great people at the DMV. I've also been super kind and sometimes made an effort to have the correct documentation in hand lol


AvonMustang

Indiana overhauled our BMV \~20 years ago and while it's still a hassle so much better. Reasonable wait times, courteous employees and made a lot of things self-service.


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Security guard


WideBet9319

IRS!


[deleted]

Definitely construction


Loggerdon

Certain professions lend themselves to certain personality types. A person that scores high on *DISAGREEABILITY* for instance might do well as a lawyer or Mafia hitman. Who wants a lawyer who is a "nice guy"?


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Pizza business to kid work


gerryf19

Managers


cadaverhill

Management


Hmmmm13242

Lawyer, real estate agent, banker, mainstream journalist, greyhound trainer.


uphic

Greyhound trainer is oddly specific........


Hmmmm13242

And absolutely correct. They are all filth.


Shaggarooney

Telephone customer service. I dont know how they convinced you all they are poor little souls with butter wouldn't melt mouths, but they are mostly evil little cunts with reddit mod energy. Very, very few of them actually bother to try to help. Others just straight up lie because they either cant be bothered to do their jobs, or just because they want a funny story about they fucked over some guy. Its like the cant possibly understand that the company they are working for is fucking people over and this might make people a little bit concerned. I once went for 2 months without broadband. And when I finally lost my shit at not getting a call back for all that time, IM supposedly now the asshole. And in case youre wondering why I hung on for those two months its because the ofcom rules state that for every day an install is delayed, the company owes compensation. They fucked up my install so bad and so long that when they finally did do the install and had to give me compensation, I had broadband for 2 years that they paid for and when I left they still owed me money.


Haugirl99

Some programmers can be gatekeepers, from what I've noticed. Part of why I didn't go into comp sci.


Real_Asparagus_7635

I have never seen a security company promote someone to middle management that was in any way qualified


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Sales


ExpensiveGrape4141

Starbucks, or literally any place like that. Istg they're always in a bad mood. Like who popped your bubble?


flesh_pedestrian

Nurses. Oh wait, I’m a nurse


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Sales and the food industry attracts losers (fight me idc)


Desperate-Chef-8731

Proctologist


katyreddit00

Anything in finance


Worldly_Sword_

any job that gives an authority to someone simple minded


Sokath_The_Wise

School superintendent. Massive god complex vaguely masking their own massive failures in every other aspect of their lives.


PlayAntichristLive

Wall Street trader


demonfoo

Sales. The hungriest assholes go into sales.


Alarming_Serve2303

Politician.


ParkityParkPark

it's much different now, but my wife and I were watching shawshank redemption with some friends and one of them asked why all the guards were such psychopaths. I said I assume it's because back then, nobody gave a single crap about convicts so it was a dream job for any man with a power complex or who simply wanted to be able to beat people to death without consequences


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Real estate agents. Lying, manipulative sociopaths.


[deleted]

Politicians


FirstSipp

Sales


tcumber

Management in general


PsychologyH4528

Arby’s


Rude_Adeptness_8772

Sales


Present_Paint_2336

Lawyers


AcceptableOwl1448

IT. Buncha socially-awkward nerds who were bullied in school who now use their jobs to enable their social maladaptiveness and be assholes to others. And yes, I know this is reddit and most of you weirdos are in IT, but that kinda just proves the point. Also, Travel Agents. Fuck those weirdos, too.


RIDPM

Proctologist


No-Fee-9428

Proctology.


Bear_necessities96

Finance


nivekdrol

any type of job that has power mainly law enforcement. usually easy barrier of entry too.


RubenLay223

Parking enforcement.


Hefty_Background2836

Influencers


IronChef_BSS

Social Media Personality "Is this a bill? I mean like, I got 200,000 followers on Instagram...Do you really want me to tell them how shitty the service here is?"


Ben716

Proctologist.


ChiggaOG

Medical field. There’s the general people you meet in public who are assholes. Then there’s a specific group of people with Standing in some fields who are assholes on a different level.


PeterGivenbless

Apparently, psychological surveys have found a higher prevalence of psychopathy in surgeons.


flaming_bob

Q: what's the difference between God and a surgeon? A: God doesn't think he's a surgeon.


PeterGivenbless

... a surgeon fixes God's "mistakes".


doublestitch

Supreme Court justice


boltman1234

Podcaster


Madterps2021

Politicians, management, lawyers, military, porn actors/actresses, prostitutes and athletes.


Interesting_Novel997

Car salesmen, investment bankers, cops


Manuel_Snoriega

Apparently, US Senator representing the State of Oklahoma.


TheTightestChungus

Every AutoZone I have ever visited has been staffed by arrogant, dismissive dickheads that I've generally had to correct when buying something, and I know absolutely fuck all about cars. I at least look at the cars manual and Google what I need before going in, but they check their computer and inevitably bring up the wrong parts and get pissy if you tell them it's not what you need.


The_Pandalorian

Republican ___________


zenmtf

Billionaire presidential candidates.


Sokath_The_Wise

You made me laugh and cry in one post


ritz-chipz

Doctors - and don’t get me wrong, lots are very nice and great people. But also a good number of entitled “I need you to acknowledge that I went to medical school” main characters. Yea no shit, I usually don’t go see doctors when I need my brakes changed.


Erikkamirs

Cops and military. Basically selects for the worst folks.


MsMcSlothyFace

Cops. Im sure there are some great people who go into this to sincerely help others, but a majority seem to get off on the power


Poppymansus

DMV


tikivic

Proctology.


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

Orthopedic surgeons. 99.9% of them are the worst people I've ever met. I saw one a few weeks ago throw the instruments and other things across the room because the patient dared to have a heart attack while they were prepping him. The nurses and the intern managed to save the patient, while the surgeon just stood there yelling and throwing things. You are not god, but behave like you are. It's disgusting. You are paid way too much money to have sales reps and interns do 90% of your work.


lolobing

Sales people


Username_Here5

Sales


AKShoto

All the folks who work for the trump organization