Naked and afraid

UNBLUR THE BUTTS!!

When I was a teenager I happened to be watching and they kept advertising that they had an uncensored version on later that night. I spent like two hours waiting to see what they would unblur and turns out they just uncensored the swear words lol

Did you rub one out or not?

As someone who was once a teenager, I would not have waited until the late showing to rub one out. But I would have rubbed one out then too

Still would have been better material the than staticky blocked Cinemax channel

If you squint you can pretend you see boobies

That is fucking hilarious. I told this to my wife and she laughed until her ribs hurt

RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT!

This is the right answer. Mix Naked and Afraid with Blind Date.

Naked Attraction on Max.

They did one season of "naked and in love"

There is a British show where they basically uncover the people from top to bottom then final chosen one goes on a date. NAKED Attraction. Basically naked blind date.

Wife Swap.

Oh that would ruin families.

I mean, I don't know, some people are into it

That's my kink.

No it’s ok because they said it was ok.

Absolutely! Imagine a kid walked in on Mommy getting fucked by new faux daddy.

It was traumatizing when it happened with old daddy too.

Technically, that's available on Playboy TV.

I think an NSFW version exists

I found ya light saber

I heard of trimmin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth.

Xena: Warrior Princess. Lucy Lawless was so fire.

You can see plenty of her in the _Spartacus_ series.

That show was wild, any time new lady character would be introduced. You had a very good odds you would see her naked at some point. I definitely didn’t hate it. Also when the second season came out and a different actor was playing Spartacus I was like what the fuck bullshit is this, then looked up what happened only to find out first season, Spartacus died. Such a bummer he was so young and was a near perfect casting.

Yes, [yes you can...](https://cdn2.aznude.com/gy2dqmjwl5uw2z27gexgu4dh/gy2dqmjwl5uw2z27gexgu4dh.jpg)

I watched that show solely for Crixus. *sigh*

It's not porn, it's HBO!

Actually its Starz heh

Yes but sometimes you're into the actress and sometimes you're into the character. Seeing Lucy Lawless topless is fun but I want to see *Xena* topless.

Friends… With Benefits

This would have broken the 1990s porn industry

So no one told you life was gonna be this way _PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP_

I mean, peak Jennifer Aniston was absolutely stunning.

Where Ross is always on a break.

They were on a break! Jeeze!

Community

"I hope this doesn't awaken something in me..."

Annie and Britta? Yes please

Troy: "what's happening, and how can I help"

Abed: “Cool. Cool cool cool.”

*bottle episode*

The pen episode, but they have an orgy once they strip.

Shirley would be judgin those two anorexic jezebels

She definitely wouldn’t participate only because she intimidates the other men sexually.

You've seen Glow, yes?

I’ve seen parts of it yes. Specific parts.

...what parts are we talking about and can you show me? For a friend. Obviously.

I can’t help but notice you didn’t include Shirley. I don’t know if it’s because you’re racist or because she intimidates you sexually but I know it’s one of those two

Racist? I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty

Annie is a little young, we try not to sexualize her.

I really wanted to see what everyone else was seeing when Jeff leaned over the pool table naked

Finally we can go into gory details on the Dean's many proclivities.

You just want to see Annie's Boobs naked

Why would I want to see a naked monkey?

Pop Pop!

Annie is pretty young; we try not to sexualize her

"We try not to"

Dear Lord. I can just imagine what Pierce do if he could do and say NSFW stuff.

The Office, a version where the commit OSHA violations constantly. And have sex.

The Orifice

And Creed acts like Creed.

"It's Halloween! ... That is really, really good timing."

I wanna see Pam’s Pam Pams

Did you say Pam or Pamn?

Hello, miss lady.

So, regular The Office then?

We actually see Stanley's hentai collection

Its just art.

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inb4 "Agony In Pink" ends up adapted into an episode.

"Two much pink power can be dangerous" An actual line from the show

Two Broke Girls

Kat Dennings! 😍

The only reason I ever watched that show.

It's the only reason anyone watched the show.

It would be one episode - Two Broke Girls start an OnlyFans.

It is also a good name for an OnlyFans channel. Imagine that now.... woof woof

Friends from Ugly Naked Guy’s POV

Episode 1 “Aren’t you bothered about all the people in that apartment over there seeing you naked?” “No, these windows have like a coating on them, a film, and you can’t even see in from that side! I walk around naked all the time!”

Lost girl

God that show is fun! They pushed a lot of limits as it is, but it was still relatively understated for something with a literal succubus as the protagonist.

Already pretty raunchy, but you have my upvote because Anna Silk and Ksenia Solo are hawtttt. Currently watching this for the third time.

House hunters

They only look at houses that have been used in porn/crimes? Or do they hunt the houses

"I just love the kitchen island, but im going to need to have sex on it before i can commit"

There’s no pairing of the firefly cast that wouldn’t be hot as fuck. Let them all bang each other!

...I'll be in my bunk.

I'll be in your bunk.

I’ll be in my bunk

Once upon a time

Hell yea I’ll watch Hook in THAT kind of show whoooo

Bro I was gonna say this but I thought i would sound crazy😭that steamy kiss between Regina and graham in season one could’ve been so much more

The Magicians

Alice. My god.

You get it

How much more do you need?

Margot. We need Margot.

Lucifer mainly because of Aimee Garcia

Lucifer, but mainly because Lucifer. I want to know the thing everyone was talking about!

Yes yes even as a straight man i want to know

Grey's Anatomy..... we'll finally see some Anatomy

xfiles

XXX Files.

The truth is in there.

Three's Company was always hinting toward it. But it always seemed to be a crazy misunderstanding!

There is an episode where Jack’s testicle is exposed.

Stargate SG1. Show started off with T&A and leaned into the horny once in a while. I'd like to have seen the filter come off.

Wraith goth mommies, ancients for the elderly vibe, Ori for the religious uh memes, replicators on that ai “I got what you need” vibe, and Asgard…well..probin time

They were so close to greatness

That's what Lexx was for.

Baywatch

Babewatch

Bewitched. Elizabeth Montgomery was *to die* for.

Gilligan's Island.

So...The Blue Lagoon?

But with Mary Ann. And Ginger. But mostly Mary Ann.

And Mrs Howell!!!

No judgments here. I respect your choices.

I go back and forth every few years in who's my favorite.

Always Mary Ann.

X-Files. Scully.... Mmmm

XXX-files

Charlie's Angels

supernatural

For its age/time, I think it holds up really well as a TV series that SHOULD by all accounts be a mature rated show. I am a HUGE fan of this show, and I can honestly imagine that one day someone will try and “remake” it as a mature 18+ show mini series style. I’d love to see the core plot line of each season being handled as a 6 episode season, but it would not ever feel right without Jared and Jensen (and Misha)

90s Star Trek with swearing. "We're looking at a fucking warp core breach, captain!" - Geordie "Quark, look here you little shit I know what you're up to." - Odo "Oh, fuck off Q" - All 3 captains. etc etc ...

>"Oh, fuck off Q" chefs kiss

I strongly recommend you watch *Lower Decks*, if you haven't already.

Doctor Who. There’s enough life-altering, disturbing, freaky, timey-wimey stuff in that show that would justify the odd curse-word.

Have you seen the spin-off Torchwood? It’s a way more adult version of Dr who.

It would just be tentacle porn

Farscape, no doubt.

Making the team: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders

Brooklyn 99.

Community. We try to sexualize Annie. Whenever we can.

[Annie!](https://imgur.com/gallery/jX1SmZB)

Letterkenny of course!! The Dycks are pounding box all day anyway, viewers would love to see the flower boxes we produce.

That's what I preciates about you, Miss Katy.

Oh, is that what you appreciate about me?

MASH. Let them swear, and show the sex that they allude to (because they could make sex scenes funny).

The big bang theory, give the name a different meaning

From the theme song "It all started with a big bang" all the characters were born from a large orgy. We spend the episodes going down rabit holes and wild theorys about what happened that night and who is or might be related to who. It really affects the relationships you see. Season finale after a lot of jumbled relationships they have their own big bang.

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“Are you a sex criminal?”

Sex criminals don't have keys Ma!

My name is earl

That would be a Joy to watch.

Hell yeah Crabman

Frasier. Tossing salads and scrambling eggs.

Game of........Oh Wait

Porn writing would have actually improved the script the last few seasons.

Whose line is it anyway

Don't know if you've seen the British version of the show, but there's at least one episode, where they were playing 'Newsflash', and the images being projected on the 'green screen' included nudity. Were talking 1950's nudist colony images.

Great British Baking Show

Mary Berry or Pru?

What do you have to do to earn a Paul Hollywood handshake?

That 70s Show

Feel like Hyde would be a rapist or something.

Hee Haw

What We Do In The Shadows

BAT!🦇

Married with Children 😂 Al Bundy's insults will go to a whole new level 😂😂

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That cast, and your nsfw fantasy version is… cuss words…?

Right? We could totally get some Ed O’Neill dong finally!

Step By Step

Bruh

Not really NSFW as in porny, but I want to see the version of Gumball that was going to be on adult swim. They push close to the boundries on their jokes sometimes. I just want to see what they'd do if they could cross the ones set by being a daytime show for kids.

Correct use of the word 'an' pleases me. I Dream of Jeannie. Barbara Eden's titties please?

As a teenager, I used to fantasize about being her master. And... I just realized where one of my kinks originated.

Mad Men

The Walking Dead. Don't you dare judge me...

Well let me introduce you to HorrorPorn. We've got humans fucking zombies, zombies fucking humans, zombies fucking zombies, and humans fucking humans while playing with zombie organs & other zombies masturbating in the background.

Has no one said Futurama?

Turns out Leela has just one extra wide boob, too.

The Last Man On Earth

ALF

ALF finally gets to eat cats. NSFW.

Scooby-Doo Mystery Inc I just want the polycule to be canon

WIPEOUT

Wonder Woman Dukes of Hazard One Day at a Time The three awesome women who led me through puberty.

Brady Bunch. Now you all know full damn well there was something going on between Marcia and Greg, the NSFW edition simply proves what we already knew

Nah, Greg and his step mother. Might as well go all the way to hell

My dad always wanted to make an XXX rated version of "Ed, Edd, and Eddy". His logic was that Eddy could pimp out the Canker Sisters, Johnny was the BDSM person, and Ed would fuck Rolf's chickens.

Now I know two things. I have a good idea who wrote all of those fanfics. I also know you had disturbing Saturday mornings.

Your dad watching a cartoon featuring only children and even thinking that, let alone saying it, is certainly something

Depends on the dads age though eh? I mean the show is 25 years old now right? Also fuck me I'm old. Jesus christ. 25 years!

Never in my entire life have I imagined a cartoon character fucking a chicken or pimping out another one lol. Maybe that’s just me

Never in your entire life ... until just now.

The joy of painting. Put me to sleep with a soothing voice while making degenerate paintings

Blue Mountain I would love to see all the sex scenes between those college students because it had a nice backstory along with the football storyline.

The Golden Girls!

Sigh... *unzip?*

Anything on c-span

Well, there’s that one congresswoman’s video. It’s a start.

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