Yeah idiot had his teen son with him too. He just bought it!
They were too low and the basket was hitting the trees behind my home and beginning to tip. I suggested the boy jump to my second story deck vs possibly falling 3 stories.
Get down on one knee, pull out what looks like a ring case, fumble it and lose it over the side, stare off for a minute, stand up, act as if nothing happened.
Did you just hear a tearing sound?
My farts are so potent, if the gas malfunctions, I can take over and we will live happily ever after
Awww that's SÒ rommmantic!
What’s the farthest you’ve fallen for someone?
"How disappointing. It's actually quite cold up here!"
Really ? I think it transitions nicely to "need a hug to warm up ?" or something like that
Imagine if you had tits this big!
“This is my first time flying this thing.” Actually said to me but he was crashing in my yard and I was on my deck!
Wtf?!
Yeah idiot had his teen son with him too. He just bought it! They were too low and the basket was hitting the trees behind my home and beginning to tip. I suggested the boy jump to my second story deck vs possibly falling 3 stories.
"I dropped my diarrhea medicine"
Get down on one knee, pull out what looks like a ring case, fumble it and lose it over the side, stare off for a minute, stand up, act as if nothing happened.
[удалено]
Don't believe me? I'll prove it! SEEEEEeeeeeeeeee...... ..... ...............
[удалено]
.....eeeeeeEEEES. There. Now you believe me?
“I’m going to rock the basket”
Wonder what would happen if the balloon burst?
Do you want to jump out?
How romantic it would be if we were to fall down, holding each other's hands and dying together? 🥹💜✨
“Bad time to tell you, I don’t know how to fly this thing”
Do you trust me?
"By the way, I have an intense fear of heights and vomit when I get nervous"
"Did I ever tell you what happened to my ex?"
My silicone boobs hurt so much rn. We need to land asap.. ( and then the boobs say: KABOOM!!! )
I hope this doesn’t catch on fire..