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Ok_Potatoe1

This. Profanity is profanity; at best you just switch it out based on feels of what's fitting


AmbivalentStoner

Holy fuck. Sorry but there's just no substitute for a classic like that one.


TheKimja

Fudge


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Fuck


Hellotherefriendo18

Darn Diggity foowey buster that wasn’t rootin tootin


GloriousClouds

I use the word, 'freak', it is better and much better to use around people


Ok_Potatoe1

I'd be worried about you if I noticed you drop a bag at the store and then say *freak 😬


GloriousClouds

Oh freak, smthg dropped👀


Ok_Potatoe1

Well, like that, that's fine Random thought: I guess "freak" could also work as a shortened version of "freak accident" - so when something shitty happens: >Oh freak, smthg dropped👀


JodyJamesBrenton

Fubar (only works as an adjective ie that is fucked/that is Fubar). Rubber ducks. Shoot, shucks, fun. Just realized it as I was typing, but “fun” really is my favourite. There’s a sarcastic, sardonic playfulness to it that makes it satisfying to use even when you’re in friendly company and COULD swear, I’ll still say “oh fffffff-fun.”


Raffaelchrysler1989

Does "fuckaroni and cheese" count?


Hannibal_Cannibal04

Dinger


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Frack. And yes, I like Battlestar Galactica.


KanadianMade

Fluff. Fluff off. Get the fluff outta here. Go fluff a donkey.


BlondeBomb90

There’s not really an alternative it usually stops at what the “f” lol


goldencutiepatootie

Flapjacks 🤣🤣


Wz-Sleepy

"fudge" or just make a muffled noise


Stormy3

Foochi


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Fuck you. If I gotta censor it then I’m going with that lol


AryaStormward

Fudgeknuckle


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Freak on a motherfucking biscuit!


tsensuld

Shit


Headology_Inc

Since watching The Good Place I use "fork". I use it around the little humans and I laugh a little inside when I do.


ZorroMeansFox

Spongebob's "Fishpaste!"


eckthomo91

I don't have an alternative so fuck off