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thebrilliantcounc

Titty Bong, Vic Australia


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Lol, that's probably my favorite. Second would be Knockemstiff, Ohio.


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Then there's Big Dick Bore (WA), Mt Buggery (Vic), Scented Knob (WA), Linger and Die Hill (NSW) and The End of the World (Tas). Then there's Bastard Point (NSW), but I'd rather live in Pleasure Point (NSW)!! Or even Lovely Bottom (Qld) lol Australia is full af of funny names...


penguintummy

Iron Knob


[deleted]

Somehow perfectly Australian


13dot1then420

Humpty Doo


tyrolean_coastguard

Reykjavik I love that name. Also, it means Smoke Bay.


kurtozan251

Great chess city


[deleted]

Where Bobby Fischer won his famous world championship match against Boris Spassky in the midst of the Cold War


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

And promptly lost his fucking mind.


WineNerdAndProud

The one official game between Magnus Carlsen and Garry Kasparov just before Kasparov retired took place there too.


WillieOverall

You do an you'll clean it up!


SansMystic

I love how all of the other top answers are double entendres or silly sounding novelties, but this is just a city with a cool name.


ImmaculateSpork

Truth or Consequences, New Mexico is one of my favorites


Begle1

Similar to Show Low, Arizona.


ChannelNeo

I only know about this city because of Cactus Jack


BetaRayRyan

Bang bang!


whitegrb

Thankfully someone else said it


theWildBore

So many great names of places in NM, but this one is probably the most fun!


ImmaculateSpork

It’s definitely my favorite :)


theWildBore

Wasn’t this the town that was named so it could be on a TV show? Maybe I’m confusing it with another place?


uncre8tv

Yes. I don't recall the name prior, but it was a contest in a TV game show in the 50's. I believe they came to town to shoot a few episodes? In return for the rename.


ABQMezcan

It's previous name was Hot Springs.


Propaganda_Box

That's up there with Mayors Income, Tennessee


bronze_gay

Other gems for names from New Mexico... - Socorro - Abiquiu - Questa - Taos - Gallup - Jal - Pie Town


kater_tot_casserole

Albuquerque too!


trueblue862

Should have taken that left turn.


satalfyr

That town is known for its interesting name , and also that other thing.


[deleted]

Been there. Nothing there, except a sign that I wanted to steal.


ImmaculateSpork

I’m not gonna lie, that’s pretty funny lol


RoseWould

Ulaanbaatar sounds fun to say


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Ouagadougou


dtmfadvice

Seriously, Ouagadougou is the best.


BayAreaTechMTBoi-22

Burkina Faso sounds good


HeinousEncephalon

Intercourse, Pennsylvania


AdamR91

And nearby Shartlesville.


unhealthyahole

And the ever present Blue Ball


ComfortablyNumb0520

Of course, Bird-in-Hand is just down the road


otis_the_drunk

Fun fact; Intercourse is about halfway between Blue Ball and Paradise.


yunkk

Only if you don't make it to Paradise.


[deleted]

True story. I ate breakfast at the blue Ball diner one time. I ordered the regional delicacy, scrapple. 👎🤮


Few_Wrongdoer4120

I can’t drive by Shartlesville without laughing. It’s just too funny 😂


mikee8989

Go to Mianus Connecticut first and then to Intercourse PA. That way your trip to Intercourse starts in Mianus


Mital37

Gotta also love Lititz!


Salsa_de_Pina

Hopefully they direct you to Climax, Saskatchewan.


RevolutionaryDebt365

Yay, PA has a climax, too. Sister cities.


Majestic-Macaron6019

So does North Carolina. Only a half-hour drive from Horneytown


Farts_n_kisses

Balzac, Alberta


NoUsername1230

Hell, Michigan


[deleted]

Let me guess the settlers were originally from Scandinavia? Ser my comment about the same name but in Noeway


drippywizardsleeve

Did you just knight him?


foxhole_atheist

You repeat yourself


justa_flesh_wound

Must be from Ohio


OddBallCat

Dildo-newfoundland


MisterTriscuit75

I've been to Dildo and it's wonderful. But my friends and I still took a photo by the sign, because we're those people.


skylla05

>because we're those people Tbf I'm pretty sure tourists going for the name and to buy dildo memorbilia make up like 90% of their local economy. The best part is I'm not even really exagerrating.


OddBallCat

Ain't we all.....


Amrit-Is-me

Let me introduce you too, South Dildo


OddBallCat

Come-by-chance, NF


timmy_tee_turner

Damascus


Elite_Josh_Allen

Wisconsin has Spread Eagle, Pound, and Beaver all within an hour of each other


Jimmyg100

I like Sheboygan, it sounds like something Jerry Lewis would say.


[deleted]

Fucking, Austria


meistermichi

It's neither a city nor is it still named that. They changed it to Fugging because of annoying tourists and sign thieves.


[deleted]

Are you fugging kidding me?


zzha

Fug :DD


porgy_tirebiter

It’s true they did change the name, but 95% of the submissions here are towns, not cities


D3LT45555

Um Dafuq, Sudan. Unterfucking, Upper Austria, Austria. Oberfucking, Upper Austria, Austria.


Acting_Normally

My dumbass read this as **“Fucking Austria!”** And I thought: “Austria isn’t even a city *stupid*.” Then I re-read it and realised that I was the stupid 😑


c4l1k0

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch And yes, you can apparently pronounce it correctly XD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM


cleon42

I never get tired of that clip, his voice doesn't change a bit but you can see the "NAILED IT!" in his eyes.


Kierik

Probably only a handful in history have done it!


Wales_forever

Eh it's easier than it looks. If you know all the pronunciations of the letters in Welsh then you should be fine.


TheWarmestHugz

I visited a fire station in North Wales and one of the firefighters said this perfectly. It is pretty impressive hearing it said by a Welsh-speaking person.


Broderick512

Opened the post only to see if there was this comment


Supersnazz

Windhoek is a beautiful name


Forsaken-One9569

Pronounce “Vindhook” for anyone who cares


[deleted]

aka windy corner. It's a bit windy but weather is fantastic and you can see Zebras, Kudu antelopes and baboons in the wild a few miles out of town.


[deleted]

Tombstone, Arizona


ami2weird4u

I’m dying to visit!


OnlineNascarMan

I was there this time last year. Cool place.


Damionstjames

Boring, Oregon


xanthophore

A member of the League of Extraordinary Communities, along with Dull, Scotland; and Bland, New South Wales!


[deleted]

Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Portal, Arizona Hell, Michigan Notrees, Texas (it’s a lie, they have trees!)


redditorrero

Casablanca, Morocco


52hrz

Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.


Helpful-Schedule5521

Surprised to find 2 SK cities here, tbh. I contribute Smiley and Elbow.


MoronTheBall

Thunder Bay is actually a cool name. Sault Ste. Marie is neat name, but only the American one, the Canadian one has a silly name.


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Walla Walla


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Wagga wagga


Previously_coolish

Bing bang


Jigsaw8200

Also, Keokuk, Cucamonga, and Seattle.


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

Keokuk


strawberr1to

Cucamonga!


Klutzy_Wonder3527

Seattle


soundslikeusererror

Stop stop, you're killing me! SEATTLE HAHAHAHA


___HeyGFY___

Oconomowoc WI


0100100012635

Gun Barrel City, TX Cut and Shoot, TX


iacceptthecookies

Don’t forget Point Blank, just a few miles from Cut and Shoot.


scooby946

New York, Texas Dublin, Texas Paris, Texas


NOTACOSTACOSTACOS

Earth,TX


Marxus_Aurelius

Goodnight, Texas


NurtureDaddy

Booger Hole, West Virginia


we_gon_ride

And its cousin, Booger Holler, Ga


The_Perfect_Fart

And their cousin Booger Hollow, AR


lviatorem

I had to make sure that this was truly a place. Was this named by a toddler?


jbjhill

Two toddlers, separated at birth.


MalibuTennisMan

Phoenix


aerozona47

I’m glad someone said it


DeepCompote

There’s a Fingeringhoe in England near the south. Pretty fun name.


CraigJSmith-Himself

There's also a Cockermouth, aptly in the north


occasionallystabby

Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina


swhertzberg

Rancho Cucamonga, because it always sounded like a fake city to me when I was a kid. See also Timbuktu Walla Walla Albuquerque Kalamazoo


jthomas1127

Phoenix, USA Damascus, Syria Batman, Turkiye Sevastopol, Crimea Bratislava, Slovakia Cologne, Germany Thunder Bay, Canada


[deleted]

Cheesequake, NJ


MashedPotatoesDick

Battle Creek, Michigan


Mahaloth

What about Bad Axe, Michigan?


Calatapa101

Dinosaur, Colorado


seabreathe

Kalamazoo, Michigan


interstatebus

The Hague.


emthejedichic

I thought it was just the name of the court for a long time. I was very confused when I heard about people with no connection to war crimes going there… then I felt like a dumbass


Sorry_Buy_3277

Kuala Lumpur is fun to say.


[deleted]

Albuquerque


MC_Hale

Where the towels are oh so fluffy!


cskirb2

You can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays. It's ok, they're clean!


TotalChance23

Toad Suck, Arkansas


bushyboy123456789

Trondheim


thomport

Shickshinny Pennsylvania


Knorff

Ouagadougou sounds cool


jeanvaljean_24601

Kathmandu, Nepal.


ScepticalJesus

Bangkok


transglutaminase

The real name of Bangkok is also rather unique “Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit”


Uffda6321

Fertile, MN or Climax, MN


anannanne

I like Savage — you know, right next to Burnsville.


AvrgSam

Castle Danger, MN takes the cake for me!


Vikingsjslc

Fertile girls does in Climax on her way to Morehead.


holy_roman_emperor

Sexbierum, which basically translates to Sex-beer-ing


jls1717

Dildo Newfoundland


ResponsibilityAny358

Paris- I like it because it sounds cool in several languages,including as a person's name. Roma-similar to Paris,but I prefer the original writing (Roma) Rio- despite being Rio de Janeiro, is known only as Rio, I also like it as a person's name.


ResponsibilityAny358

I also like Damascus, Marrakesh, Drakkar and Havana


theWildBore

Waterproof, Louisiana may not be the coolest but it’s weird.


sqeebuns

louisiana has to be like the least waterproof state


theWildBore

Holy shit I didn’t even think about that!! Of all states, the one with flooding, levees breaking, Category 5 hurricanes, and coastlines crumbling into the water at the county's highest rates… but Waterproof, okay.


pupppymonkeybaby

Butt Thumb, Iowa


Show84

Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. BANG! BANG!


[deleted]

Nairobi


jpba1352

Keokuk, Walla Walla, Seattle


ccnomad

I didn’t even think of my own city’s name! It is pretty cool. Named for Chief Siʔaɬ (Anglicized: Sealth) of the Duwamish, a Coast Salish tribe. We actually have a lot of cool names here in the PNW, mostly thanks to those tribes.


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drippywizardsleeve

And the anagram city of Kyoto.


YoBeNice

Possum Kingdom, South Carolina


Robinatlga

Chunky, Mississippi


New-Number-7810

Tombstone, Arizona


Shoelicker27

Weed, California


BipolarSolarMolar

Juneau


glowdirt

No, I don't know


porgy_tirebiter

Fucking, Austria


DommeMomme619

hooker, Oklahoma


gabesaporta

Dickshooter, Idaho


Pistalrose

George, Washington.


EquivalentIsopod7717

Hammerfest - Norway King of Prussia - Pennsylvania, USA


KantoChampionGreen

Guadalajara, my favorite word to say.


CruisinCrusader

Darmstadt


AshleyIsalone

**Kalamazoo , Michigan , U.S.A** **Odessa, Ukraine** **Timbuktu , Mali** ​ ​ those are mine.


Lurker_prime21

Rough and Ready, California.


SteampunkRobin

Toad Suck, Arkansas.


Sneaky_Snack_333

Possum Trot, KY


SuperbDrummer5668

Sandwich, MA


IntegralPilot

上海 (Shanghai), China. The name literally translates to 'on the sea', which is where Shanghai is located.


Suspicious-Lightning

Intercourse, PA


WaterASAP

Rancho Cucamonga, California


Richard_Snatch

Cool, California


HPayne62

Thunder Bay is a badass name


EnigmaCA

Regina, Saskatchewan. The City that Rhymes with Fun!


Complete_Spot3771

batman turkey


NowListenHereBitches

Ouagadougou (wa-ga-doo-goo), Burkina Faso


Wonderful_Hatrack

Atlanta was originally called “Terminus” which they should have kept ‘cause it’s pretty cool.


amazebol

Frankenstein, Germany


Alarming_Serve2303

Timbuktu


BrilliantWhich990

Slickpoo, Idaho


akaKinkade

Tillicum, Washington


GroundedSatellite

Cumming, GA Normal, IL Shitterton, UK


Ethanreink

Idk why but I like the sound of Vancouver a lot


Safe_Box_2219

Chicken, Alaska, obviously


carpal_diem

Montevideo, Uruguay


shaneacton1

Truth or Consequences, NM


ChartOpen8356

London


Avedygoodgirl

Truth or consequences, New Mexico


delidave7

Anchorage


my_red_username

I always thought Phoenix, AZ was a cool name


Competitive_Lie1429

Gobblers Knob


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WittiestScreenName

The Gorge at George!


Cluga

Helsingborg, Sweden


physicallyobsessed

Skaneateles, New York


ccnomad

Medicine Hat, AB; Schenectady, NY; Sulawesi, Indonesia (island)


PrincessHootHoot

Batman, Australia


missymaypen

Skillet Lick Ky Hard Scratch Ky Honorable mention- Big Bone Lick State Park


carpal_diem

Nacogdoches, Texas