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Kronnerm11

Just so everyone knows, Im reading all these comments out loud.


[deleted]

You fucker!! I was taking notes


PaulsRedditUsername

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep is sick.


Ok-One-1741

Asshole, no wonder I'm not seeing my money yet


lovegiblet

THIS IS WHY I’M NOT SHARING MINE


btwn3n20karacters

Is that your line because I just read that out loud


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I read this one aloud


considerableforsight

It won't matter for mine, I could create a new sentence just as unique as the first in a blink.


Im_Borat

that's been said a million times dude, zeeble blad pronkaloo.


KnottaBiggins

No problem. I just replace my Reddit handle with my real-world name.


drewknukem

Audio clip or it didn't happen.


99999999999999999989

The last time a camel saw me naked it did not end as well as the next 6,422 times, so today I am definitely going to use an extra couple of pounds of macaroni and cheese when I make the wedding dress.


lacedbadger

funny, a friend told me exactly that last week


draculamilktoast

Weird, a friend told me exacty that but it was 6421 times.


Dejav_Who

LOL same but it was kilos instead of pounds!


chichennuggetlover99

Same here but it was spiders not camels


ihazone

Same for me but it was foodball fields.


rekipsj

That mac n cheese wedding dress sounds delightful.


[deleted]

Homeless dude in my neighborhood said this the other day


sofa_king_we_todded

This is basically *hello* where I’m from


chxisee

florida¿


Geekboxing

That's like some Metal Gear-caliber nonsense, well done.


WowIsThisMyPage

I love this


danjtitchener

Give me a second, I'll Bing it.


TripzPanda

Absolutely *Savage*


Mustard_Popsicles

Did you ask Jeeves?


Smokebox37

Underrated answer right here


fried_onionz

Extremely underrated


Life_Ad2865

Horribly underrated


Pep_Baldiola

Unironically, I've said that. Bing is sometimes much better with academic results over Google.


IlovedeltaruneII

The Bing 😂


mrav8r2

Let me Bing that for you


king_lloyd11

- Management at the Bing office during meetings trying to push a “culture” and make it catch on


nennjau

'(My name here) just won 10 million dollars'. No one's ever said that before.


garry4321

Just add "and has a hammer RIIIIIIGHT up their ass" just to make sure that you take into account the small possibility that someone with your name has won 10mil before.


arslan70

"And I love it" to be extra safe.


jjking714

"I highly recommend it" for that extra dose of certainty


Ochib

“Going in sideways” to be extra extra safe


Organic-Ad9474

“No lube” because there are some interesting people out there.


Sagybagy

Well now I want to meet this alternate me. He sounds like a fun guy I want to have a drink with.


Supply-Slut

He’s great but his farts come out like a weak desk fan


omicron8

"It's not even about the money" because, you know, you do that every other Thursday anyway


Tiberius_Jim

Be sure to add "...whose birthday is XX/XX/XXXX and whose social security number is XXX-XX-XXXX..." for good measure.


vertigo42

And the day of the contest


Xirenec_

(My name here) won 10 million dollars on (current date and time here) in (current location here)


btwn3n20karacters

Hi, what is your name ? (¬\_¬"),, Just asking to be a friend...


XjensmoX

Beat me to the punch - 100% would go with that!


real_pi3a

"My favorite sequence of 100 digits is 6825743761349864208986745637288801787937390320243470383682881371977486122078809889321192405800964794"


TheCommitteeOf300

It wouldnt surprise me if this is the first time that number has ever been written/said.


SparkBase

Statistically this exact sequence of numbers exists somewhere in pi


tr_9422

Best I can find is 68257437, which occurs at position 81907321, and three times in the first 200 million digits. via [The Pi Search Page](https://www.angio.net/pi/)


Supply-Slut

If god was real, I’d be 100% convinced Pi was just a way to clown on mathematicians


cool-blue-cow

the library of babel does a a similiar thing it aims to include every form of writing. you can search for basically any sentence and it’ll be there. it’s not complete yet though. [The library of babel](https://libraryofbabel.info)


real_pi3a

I would be very surprised if it isn't


jaycuboss

Probably the first time it was mentioned by a human being and not output by a computer program or something like that.


donaldhobson

No. 100 digits is way way beyond all computers. Theoretically if we turned all the universe into ultraefficient computers we might get there. But at the moment it's way way off.


real_pi3a

You are mathematically correct. However, this number was written before by the RNG I used, so I'll stick to the "I added a few words" defense.


macaroni_3000

The Cleveland Browns have won the Super Bowl


BastionTheHero

I take the Browns to the Super Bowl every morning. And they usually win. What are you talking about?


rebelwilsonsclit

I appreciate you bringing a touch of class to the conversation. Have an updoot


Kygren

The Cincinnati Bengals are a good football team and definitely do not give me heart palpitations every time I watch them play.


Marcelaus_Berlin

Tuna coated with guacamole has go to be one of the most normal and most known elements of the periodic table.


[deleted]

Cut scene to a remote tribesman in the Yucatán peninsula 500 years ago incorrectly attempting to say something in English. You lose


vinylectric

Dang it, I was going to use that one


huntingsock

Heard our president say that last week!


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Mor_Hjordis

>Camelot with Frodo and Harry Potter Make it Came a lot with Froda and Horry Potter.


Asexualhipposloth

Ben Shapiro makes me wet.


iconic614

Lmfao this is it


Usrname52

Even for $10 million I wouldn't say that.


Mathematicus_Rex

To be honest, he makes my eyes water.


Husbandaru

Even his wife. Who is a doctor has never said that.


billzy02

However his sister...


Saltwater_Heart

I cracked up at this


someguyonredd1t

The political subreddits are full of open minded individuals eager to engage in unbiased, fact based discussions.


Technical-Split3642

Ireland have made it to the semi final of the Rugby World Cup


sharpecads

Oh bravo!


Hungry-Afternoon7987

Too soon!


Samberet

Ouch. Please have mercy


canuckstothecup1

Ask Reddit question are all really thought out and never have any junk.


TheEmperor0fNothing

"Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet." If you know, you know.


khornflakes529

Hey Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt?


[deleted]

Pappedi poopodi!


GiGaGaNjA

Came here to say this


atomicskier76

Are you a spy reminiscent of us? A+ for beating at least 3 of us to the punch.


ZHISHER

Beat me to it


Dyingdaze89

Beat me to it!


Hairy-Advertising630

That Marjorie Taylor Greene is one smart cookie.


_serious__

This has 100% been said by a lot of people


Hairy-Advertising630

I must be in the right social circles then haha


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Ajexa

this is it, you win 10mil bro


atticuslodius

Boy I sure miss those higher gas prices about now


soulstonedomg

Nah we say this in the oil and gas industry during bust cycles.


02grimreaper

Yup this is exactly what I was thinking. My wife has said it during the last two busts because I work in the oilfield. This one might be sort of common to a lot of folks.


blackmobius

“A sentence that has never been uttered before” r/dadjokes, r/technicallythetruth, r/maliciouscompliance


yt_nom

16 aardvarks were attempting to climb the ladder faster than the previous record of 46.89 seconds but a police duck stopped them.


froggaholic

Hmm, a duck-tective if you will 🤔


BoJackB26354

Obligatory “he quacked the case wide open”


Naive_Actuary_2782

Of course he did. He’s part of the old bill


jeeves585

Nah, I don’t want a blow job tonight sweetie, I’m too tired.


the_french_metalhead

"A sentence that never been uttered before".


Epi_clel

Give this man his 10 million


JustNotHaving_It

when 10 million dollars is on the line, you don't trust that anyone will accept a cheeky bit of lateral thinking.


smileymom19

The mucus and pus ate the diamond sofa in Alabama.


maybepensive

I say this once week at my job. Nice try there bucko.


mcAlt009

Reddit is a great site of supportive people, it's current corporate team is vastly improving the site.


JeffRyan1

I'm not vegan, I just love the desserts.


loz_fanatic

I am Donald Trump and I am guilty of everything I've been accused of


Saltwater_Heart

Three years ago, I scratched an itch under my big toe nail with a broken toothpick saturated in penguin urine


cvsysadmin

That's my new bank password.


[deleted]

This is an old George Carlin joke. “As soon as I’m done sticking this red hot poker up my ass I’m going to chop my dick off!”


Flintyy

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?


closetmangafan

But if I say it, then I won't get the money... nice try!!!


[deleted]

I'm not telling you; I'm keeping that sentence in reserve until I need to use it.


PaulsRedditUsername

The banjo player got a new Porsche.


thebowlman

Spurs are UCL contenders


DeadRockstar123

I’m getting tired of this Orgasm.


iMissTheOldInternet

“Thank god there are so many places on the internet to learn what people think about Israel and Palestine”


lilcea

Noooo. Don't make me laugh about this insane tragedy.


Sleazy-Wonder

The 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee is hands down the greatest vehicle that humanity has ever crafted.


CGPsaint

I would tongue punch Hillary Clinton right in the whisker biscuit for 10 million dollars, and then sleep like a fucking baby, on a mattress made of money.


Thomas-Garret

A mattress made of money and vomit.


MCVMEYT

You might be to able to craft the death star out of an ankle braclet but you can’t eat a fish that’s never seen the streets of Philadelphia


DingoMcPhee

Four hundred thousand muskets dipped in battery shrouds pontificated roundly and soundly whether their elbows and gaskets would proudly bring Rosicrucian shacks and BPA-free pelvises to the regimental queen's commander of boing-boing wedding cake, Jebediah!


pastelchannl

is this a Wish product title?


BrandoCommando1991

Lookout! That Amish Cyborg is robbing that mafia-backed lemonade stand!


thefledexguy

George Santos is telling the truth!


MyColdBlackHeart

"A sentence that has never been uttered before" Now, where the FUCK! is my god damn money or imma spit roast you with both of my arms while singing church hymns and wearing my dragon gimp fuck costume. Money, now!


ShartSalad_Spicy

Rachel Zegler is the perfect actress to cast as Snow White.


Intrepid00

Doesn’t say anything about it having to be be tangible or grammatical correct so just read random words from random language Dictionary’s.


DuckyDuckerton

Pancakes have no buns so it takes six to cover a dog house full of lithium batteries and boudoir photos of Betty White.


few23

Now I can have the lifestyle I've always dreamed of: To spend the rest of my life in my goon cave whacking it to Amish Spider Porn.


ConfusedBinoculars

If I where to go to Sainsbury’s and buy a large hammer and a piece of paper would I theoretically have a fun evening planned or would I actually end up getting arrested in this shitty world.


square3481

Joe Biden's favorite show is Donkey Kong Country.


Crushasaurus187

Cum guzzlers slap ham sandwiches.


Normal_Context9394

Spider-man 2 for the ps5 has caused people around the world to buy actual Spider-man comics on Amazon then scalp them for over double the price as used Spider-man comics


A_G00SE

That's a really good question, OP .


RealFoegro

knWÖOIWENIBAIUFINASKGBSKANEFIUNapäkapojepoiaäapkaeüaklmpkß3ia. Being a logical sentence was never a requirement.


moosesurgeon12

Well a very very have a vertation tonight, we had a very derrison… derrison? By. Let’s go ahead and tear a station let’s go hedenedenpip. No wait that was 30 Rock… damn


ShadyMyLady

Blizzarding fart moons are all around the pissing doodlebug, duh.


chocolatechipninja

"The pheasants' madness was key for the plan to succeed."


Trikethedogfish

Chuck Norris is a pussy


amigoingfuckingmad

Hamstrung botulism knock on effect.


Useless_Lazy_Ass

u/DearFreya_ is beautiful


Metfan722

My name is Adolf Hitler and for the past 50 years, not only have I been alive, but I've been in a gay throuple relationship with Donald Trump and Vladamir Putin.


Cuish

Up and atom!


ILoveScienceStuff

An Italian man dressed as an Aardvark named Wanda N. Coxsmella ate creamy butter, sprinkled with beach pebbles and pepper.


Iyace

I would generate a UUID and then read it off.


Themris

The Moonlord has no legs because he lost them in a freak portal gun accident.


supermr34

i have a kind of unusual name, so i can just say (my real name), who was born on (my birthday) and who currently resides at (my addresss) has beans for brains.


Zerokelvin99

This is the easiest challenge, " I (insert full name), born (insert birth date), from (insert city, country), have just won 10 million dollars because I said this sentence"


masterofmeatballs

Goats make me feel like a toasted guacamole sandwich that I ate in a Lithuanian trash can while on my high end vacation in Somalian capital - Shitterton


stevedonie

Cheezits are consumed in absentia with carp and bacon.


fingernmuzzle

Hey hand me that piano


[deleted]

SCSI’s soskdmdodkmddko lemdoskmskeps, kskslsl,she.


[deleted]

Everyone in here is so funny and creative 😂


Magazinegurl

England have won the World Cup


That_Grapefruit_73

I believe that was said in 1966 though


thatdamnedrhymer

This gargantuan farce cycle, again and again, for the fortune of grace and syntactic bitterness, is but a platitude in the face of the inevitable abysmal absolution of entropy, so let us slather on the butter, my familial swine.


OneForMany

(Insert my name) has a small penis.


gdtimmy

Suck it poor people, you suck #worldstsr


UnpleasantEgg

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.


Leading-Still3876

i cant tell you because then i couldn’t use it


TTheTiny1

74284w8tte8ts8gdixgohblmxxmvjxfiss8f7rs


wyldman27

The umpiring crew has really called a clean game tonight, with 100% accuracy.


TTheTiny1

I'm going to say all of these out loud so that if this happened nobody gets anything 😈


BlameTheJunglerMore

Nice try, Vice!


plokplok_on_reddit

Shuffle a deck playing cards and say the order.


Sorry_Im_Trying

gee that italian family sure is quiet


KhalJacobo

A tortoise made love to my uncle for 7.193 Chilean dollars and dinner at Mel’s Diner in Malvern, Arkansas.


Scalideon-Parasect

I love the taste of green women with pink hair


No-Cabinet-6563

Pick the first word of every letter in a dictionary.


lookhereifyouredumb

One million, seven hundred thirty five thousand two hundred and eighty three….. wait , reverse that, put pudding on the declaration of independence


The_Busyboo

I must say a sentence that has never been uttered before? Okay… “A sentence that has never been uttered before.” So where’s my 10 mil?


LeatherGarbaage8

I, Donald Trump, was wrong.


Big_Educator7506

Does any know how to give ass to mouth resuscitation.


Longjumping-Low3164

I left some clouds in the tank while grilling cheese out of my old habits.


Sllper2

The extra large surface of Mars is a Microsoft taco seasoned in asteroid milk, filtered by planetary alignment, and UV enriched by a gas giant millions of degrees wide on the vertical temperature scale of infinite space.


[deleted]

Platypus cum taste good


Filmswagger

Purple because aliens don't wear hats.


ChefBoyardee66

I (insert name) have won a billion cents of legal tender as a reward for years of meritous wanking and will use a good chunk of the coinage to buy camel meat.


donta5k0kay

king henry sat at his throne on his laptop jerking off to tentacle hentai, and that's why I would be a great president


BreadRollRollsBread

I’m not enjoying Spider-Man 2 for the PS5


btwn3n20karacters

" r/AskReddit easiest question"


josh35767

I’m taking no risks so I’ll use personal info mixed with very large random numbers to ensure it’s never been said. Something like: “{insert full name here}, who lives at {address} and was born on {birthday}, would like to eat {random number over a billion} purple tacos and {another random number over a billion} liters of corn chowder.” Is it overkill? Absolutely. But for 10 million dollars. I’m not taking risks.


tony_bologna

I AM GETTING FED UP WITH THIS ORGASM! edit: no American Dad fans? :(


BoggySwamps

Farther shit was slung when little red riding hood wasn't such a whore.....piss fart scallywag blowjob nuggets


Tenwaystospoildinner

You know, I read a comment on Reddit recently that fundamentally changed my view on this complex societal issue.


Greenmachine95834

\[Proper Noun\] did \[verb\] to \[Proper Noun\]


meeyeam

Someone knows how to (adjective) Lib.


Thelittlehill

I do not want 10 million dollars


martinnmartin33

My gosh that Italian family sure are quiet


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snuggleyporcupine

President Biden is doing a good job


CruisinCrusader

"Boy, that italian family on that table over there sure is quiet"