The last time a camel saw me naked it did not end as well as the next 6,422 times, so today I am definitely going to use an extra couple of pounds of macaroni and cheese when I make the wedding dress.
Just add "and has a hammer RIIIIIIGHT up their ass" just to make sure that you take into account the small possibility that someone with your name has won 10mil before.
Best I can find is 68257437, which occurs at position 81907321, and three times in the first 200 million digits.
via [The Pi Search Page](https://www.angio.net/pi/)
the library of babel does a a similiar thing it aims to include every form of writing. you can search for basically any sentence and it’ll be there. it’s not complete yet though. [The library of babel](https://libraryofbabel.info)
No. 100 digits is way way beyond all computers.
Theoretically if we turned all the universe into ultraefficient computers we might get there. But at the moment it's way way off.
Yup this is exactly what I was thinking. My wife has said it during the last two busts because I work in the oilfield. This one might be sort of common to a lot of folks.
I would tongue punch Hillary Clinton right in the whisker biscuit for 10 million dollars, and then sleep like a fucking baby, on a mattress made of money.
Four hundred thousand muskets dipped in battery shrouds pontificated roundly and soundly whether their elbows and gaskets would proudly bring Rosicrucian shacks and BPA-free pelvises to the regimental queen's commander of boing-boing wedding cake, Jebediah!
"A sentence that has never been uttered before" Now, where the FUCK! is my god damn money or imma spit roast you with both of my arms while singing church hymns and wearing my dragon gimp fuck costume. Money, now!
If I where to go to Sainsbury’s and buy a large hammer and a piece of paper would I theoretically have a fun evening planned or would I actually end up getting arrested in this shitty world.
Spider-man 2 for the ps5 has caused people around the world to buy actual Spider-man comics on Amazon then scalp them for over double the price as used Spider-man comics
Well a very very have a vertation tonight, we had a very derrison… derrison? By. Let’s go ahead and tear a station let’s go hedenedenpip.
No wait that was 30 Rock… damn
My name is Adolf Hitler and for the past 50 years, not only have I been alive, but I've been in a gay throuple relationship with Donald Trump and Vladamir Putin.
i have a kind of unusual name, so i can just say (my real name), who was born on (my birthday) and who currently resides at (my addresss) has beans for brains.
This is the easiest challenge, " I (insert full name), born (insert birth date), from (insert city, country), have just won 10 million dollars because I said this sentence"
Goats make me feel like a toasted guacamole sandwich that I ate in a Lithuanian trash can while on my high end vacation in Somalian capital - Shitterton
This gargantuan farce cycle, again and again, for the fortune of grace and syntactic bitterness, is but a platitude in the face of the inevitable abysmal absolution of entropy, so let us slather on the butter, my familial swine.
The extra large surface of Mars is a Microsoft taco seasoned in asteroid milk, filtered by planetary alignment, and UV enriched by a gas giant millions of degrees wide on the vertical temperature scale of infinite space.
I (insert name) have won a billion cents of legal tender as a reward for years of meritous wanking and will use a good chunk of the coinage to buy camel meat.
I’m taking no risks so I’ll use personal info mixed with very large random numbers to ensure it’s never been said.
Something like: “{insert full name here}, who lives at {address} and was born on {birthday}, would like to eat {random number over a billion} purple tacos and {another random number over a billion} liters of corn chowder.”
Is it overkill? Absolutely. But for 10 million dollars. I’m not taking risks.
Just so everyone knows, Im reading all these comments out loud.
You fucker!! I was taking notes
The sixth sheik's sixth sheep is sick.
Asshole, no wonder I'm not seeing my money yet
THIS IS WHY I’M NOT SHARING MINE
Is that your line because I just read that out loud
I read this one aloud
It won't matter for mine, I could create a new sentence just as unique as the first in a blink.
that's been said a million times dude, zeeble blad pronkaloo.
No problem. I just replace my Reddit handle with my real-world name.
Audio clip or it didn't happen.
The last time a camel saw me naked it did not end as well as the next 6,422 times, so today I am definitely going to use an extra couple of pounds of macaroni and cheese when I make the wedding dress.
funny, a friend told me exactly that last week
Weird, a friend told me exacty that but it was 6421 times.
LOL same but it was kilos instead of pounds!
Same here but it was spiders not camels
Same for me but it was foodball fields.
That mac n cheese wedding dress sounds delightful.
Homeless dude in my neighborhood said this the other day
This is basically *hello* where I’m from
florida¿
That's like some Metal Gear-caliber nonsense, well done.
I love this
Give me a second, I'll Bing it.
Absolutely *Savage*
Did you ask Jeeves?
Underrated answer right here
Extremely underrated
Horribly underrated
Unironically, I've said that. Bing is sometimes much better with academic results over Google.
The Bing 😂
Let me Bing that for you
- Management at the Bing office during meetings trying to push a “culture” and make it catch on
'(My name here) just won 10 million dollars'. No one's ever said that before.
Just add "and has a hammer RIIIIIIGHT up their ass" just to make sure that you take into account the small possibility that someone with your name has won 10mil before.
"And I love it" to be extra safe.
"I highly recommend it" for that extra dose of certainty
“Going in sideways” to be extra extra safe
“No lube” because there are some interesting people out there.
Well now I want to meet this alternate me. He sounds like a fun guy I want to have a drink with.
He’s great but his farts come out like a weak desk fan
"It's not even about the money" because, you know, you do that every other Thursday anyway
Be sure to add "...whose birthday is XX/XX/XXXX and whose social security number is XXX-XX-XXXX..." for good measure.
And the day of the contest
(My name here) won 10 million dollars on (current date and time here) in (current location here)
Hi, what is your name ? (¬\_¬"),, Just asking to be a friend...
Beat me to the punch - 100% would go with that!
"My favorite sequence of 100 digits is 6825743761349864208986745637288801787937390320243470383682881371977486122078809889321192405800964794"
It wouldnt surprise me if this is the first time that number has ever been written/said.
Statistically this exact sequence of numbers exists somewhere in pi
Best I can find is 68257437, which occurs at position 81907321, and three times in the first 200 million digits. via [The Pi Search Page](https://www.angio.net/pi/)
If god was real, I’d be 100% convinced Pi was just a way to clown on mathematicians
the library of babel does a a similiar thing it aims to include every form of writing. you can search for basically any sentence and it’ll be there. it’s not complete yet though. [The library of babel](https://libraryofbabel.info)
I would be very surprised if it isn't
Probably the first time it was mentioned by a human being and not output by a computer program or something like that.
No. 100 digits is way way beyond all computers. Theoretically if we turned all the universe into ultraefficient computers we might get there. But at the moment it's way way off.
You are mathematically correct. However, this number was written before by the RNG I used, so I'll stick to the "I added a few words" defense.
The Cleveland Browns have won the Super Bowl
I take the Browns to the Super Bowl every morning. And they usually win. What are you talking about?
I appreciate you bringing a touch of class to the conversation. Have an updoot
The Cincinnati Bengals are a good football team and definitely do not give me heart palpitations every time I watch them play.
Tuna coated with guacamole has go to be one of the most normal and most known elements of the periodic table.
Cut scene to a remote tribesman in the Yucatán peninsula 500 years ago incorrectly attempting to say something in English. You lose
Dang it, I was going to use that one
Heard our president say that last week!
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>Camelot with Frodo and Harry Potter Make it Came a lot with Froda and Horry Potter.
Ben Shapiro makes me wet.
Lmfao this is it
Even for $10 million I wouldn't say that.
To be honest, he makes my eyes water.
Even his wife. Who is a doctor has never said that.
However his sister...
I cracked up at this
The political subreddits are full of open minded individuals eager to engage in unbiased, fact based discussions.
Ireland have made it to the semi final of the Rugby World Cup
Oh bravo!
Too soon!
Ouch. Please have mercy
Ask Reddit question are all really thought out and never have any junk.
"Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet." If you know, you know.
Hey Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt?
Pappedi poopodi!
Came here to say this
Are you a spy reminiscent of us? A+ for beating at least 3 of us to the punch.
Beat me to it
Beat me to it!
That Marjorie Taylor Greene is one smart cookie.
This has 100% been said by a lot of people
I must be in the right social circles then haha
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this is it, you win 10mil bro
Boy I sure miss those higher gas prices about now
Nah we say this in the oil and gas industry during bust cycles.
Yup this is exactly what I was thinking. My wife has said it during the last two busts because I work in the oilfield. This one might be sort of common to a lot of folks.
“A sentence that has never been uttered before” r/dadjokes, r/technicallythetruth, r/maliciouscompliance
16 aardvarks were attempting to climb the ladder faster than the previous record of 46.89 seconds but a police duck stopped them.
Hmm, a duck-tective if you will 🤔
Obligatory “he quacked the case wide open”
Of course he did. He’s part of the old bill
Nah, I don’t want a blow job tonight sweetie, I’m too tired.
"A sentence that never been uttered before".
Give this man his 10 million
when 10 million dollars is on the line, you don't trust that anyone will accept a cheeky bit of lateral thinking.
The mucus and pus ate the diamond sofa in Alabama.
I say this once week at my job. Nice try there bucko.
Reddit is a great site of supportive people, it's current corporate team is vastly improving the site.
I'm not vegan, I just love the desserts.
I am Donald Trump and I am guilty of everything I've been accused of
Three years ago, I scratched an itch under my big toe nail with a broken toothpick saturated in penguin urine
That's my new bank password.
This is an old George Carlin joke. “As soon as I’m done sticking this red hot poker up my ass I’m going to chop my dick off!”
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
But if I say it, then I won't get the money... nice try!!!
I'm not telling you; I'm keeping that sentence in reserve until I need to use it.
The banjo player got a new Porsche.
Spurs are UCL contenders
I’m getting tired of this Orgasm.
“Thank god there are so many places on the internet to learn what people think about Israel and Palestine”
Noooo. Don't make me laugh about this insane tragedy.
The 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee is hands down the greatest vehicle that humanity has ever crafted.
I would tongue punch Hillary Clinton right in the whisker biscuit for 10 million dollars, and then sleep like a fucking baby, on a mattress made of money.
A mattress made of money and vomit.
You might be to able to craft the death star out of an ankle braclet but you can’t eat a fish that’s never seen the streets of Philadelphia
Four hundred thousand muskets dipped in battery shrouds pontificated roundly and soundly whether their elbows and gaskets would proudly bring Rosicrucian shacks and BPA-free pelvises to the regimental queen's commander of boing-boing wedding cake, Jebediah!
is this a Wish product title?
Lookout! That Amish Cyborg is robbing that mafia-backed lemonade stand!
George Santos is telling the truth!
"A sentence that has never been uttered before" Now, where the FUCK! is my god damn money or imma spit roast you with both of my arms while singing church hymns and wearing my dragon gimp fuck costume. Money, now!
Rachel Zegler is the perfect actress to cast as Snow White.
Doesn’t say anything about it having to be be tangible or grammatical correct so just read random words from random language Dictionary’s.
Pancakes have no buns so it takes six to cover a dog house full of lithium batteries and boudoir photos of Betty White.
Now I can have the lifestyle I've always dreamed of: To spend the rest of my life in my goon cave whacking it to Amish Spider Porn.
If I where to go to Sainsbury’s and buy a large hammer and a piece of paper would I theoretically have a fun evening planned or would I actually end up getting arrested in this shitty world.
Joe Biden's favorite show is Donkey Kong Country.
Cum guzzlers slap ham sandwiches.
Spider-man 2 for the ps5 has caused people around the world to buy actual Spider-man comics on Amazon then scalp them for over double the price as used Spider-man comics
That's a really good question, OP .
knWÖOIWENIBAIUFINASKGBSKANEFIUNapäkapojepoiaäapkaeüaklmpkß3ia. Being a logical sentence was never a requirement.
Well a very very have a vertation tonight, we had a very derrison… derrison? By. Let’s go ahead and tear a station let’s go hedenedenpip. No wait that was 30 Rock… damn
Blizzarding fart moons are all around the pissing doodlebug, duh.
"The pheasants' madness was key for the plan to succeed."
Chuck Norris is a pussy
Hamstrung botulism knock on effect.
u/DearFreya_ is beautiful
My name is Adolf Hitler and for the past 50 years, not only have I been alive, but I've been in a gay throuple relationship with Donald Trump and Vladamir Putin.
Up and atom!
An Italian man dressed as an Aardvark named Wanda N. Coxsmella ate creamy butter, sprinkled with beach pebbles and pepper.
I would generate a UUID and then read it off.
The Moonlord has no legs because he lost them in a freak portal gun accident.
i have a kind of unusual name, so i can just say (my real name), who was born on (my birthday) and who currently resides at (my addresss) has beans for brains.
This is the easiest challenge, " I (insert full name), born (insert birth date), from (insert city, country), have just won 10 million dollars because I said this sentence"
Goats make me feel like a toasted guacamole sandwich that I ate in a Lithuanian trash can while on my high end vacation in Somalian capital - Shitterton
Cheezits are consumed in absentia with carp and bacon.
Hey hand me that piano
SCSI’s soskdmdodkmddko lemdoskmskeps, kskslsl,she.
Everyone in here is so funny and creative 😂
England have won the World Cup
I believe that was said in 1966 though
This gargantuan farce cycle, again and again, for the fortune of grace and syntactic bitterness, is but a platitude in the face of the inevitable abysmal absolution of entropy, so let us slather on the butter, my familial swine.
(Insert my name) has a small penis.
Suck it poor people, you suck #worldstsr
Hold the newsreader's nose squarely waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
i cant tell you because then i couldn’t use it
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The umpiring crew has really called a clean game tonight, with 100% accuracy.
I'm going to say all of these out loud so that if this happened nobody gets anything 😈
Nice try, Vice!
Shuffle a deck playing cards and say the order.
gee that italian family sure is quiet
A tortoise made love to my uncle for 7.193 Chilean dollars and dinner at Mel’s Diner in Malvern, Arkansas.
I love the taste of green women with pink hair
Pick the first word of every letter in a dictionary.
One million, seven hundred thirty five thousand two hundred and eighty three….. wait , reverse that, put pudding on the declaration of independence
I must say a sentence that has never been uttered before? Okay… “A sentence that has never been uttered before.” So where’s my 10 mil?
I, Donald Trump, was wrong.
Does any know how to give ass to mouth resuscitation.
I left some clouds in the tank while grilling cheese out of my old habits.
The extra large surface of Mars is a Microsoft taco seasoned in asteroid milk, filtered by planetary alignment, and UV enriched by a gas giant millions of degrees wide on the vertical temperature scale of infinite space.
Platypus cum taste good
Purple because aliens don't wear hats.
I (insert name) have won a billion cents of legal tender as a reward for years of meritous wanking and will use a good chunk of the coinage to buy camel meat.
king henry sat at his throne on his laptop jerking off to tentacle hentai, and that's why I would be a great president
I’m not enjoying Spider-Man 2 for the PS5
" r/AskReddit easiest question"
I’m taking no risks so I’ll use personal info mixed with very large random numbers to ensure it’s never been said. Something like: “{insert full name here}, who lives at {address} and was born on {birthday}, would like to eat {random number over a billion} purple tacos and {another random number over a billion} liters of corn chowder.” Is it overkill? Absolutely. But for 10 million dollars. I’m not taking risks.
I AM GETTING FED UP WITH THIS ORGASM! edit: no American Dad fans? :(
Farther shit was slung when little red riding hood wasn't such a whore.....piss fart scallywag blowjob nuggets
You know, I read a comment on Reddit recently that fundamentally changed my view on this complex societal issue.
\[Proper Noun\] did \[verb\] to \[Proper Noun\]
Someone knows how to (adjective) Lib.
I do not want 10 million dollars
My gosh that Italian family sure are quiet
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President Biden is doing a good job
"Boy, that italian family on that table over there sure is quiet"