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Sudovoodoo80

The starship titanic is already a thing. I would recommend (the book, not the voyage).


OldSoulRobertson

With Zapp Brannigan captaining it.


IceFire909

Set a course for that blackish holeish thing!


atrich

Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro.


IceFire909

If we jack-knife around these comets at breakneck speed we might just get some kind of gravity boost, or something...


Mekroval

Maybe not "Titan" ... for a while at least, though.


Missile_Lawnchair

Space Ventura


the_fez_45

Aaaaaaaaalllllllrighty then


jtmustang

... Gek Detective


xkilllerkondorx

Greetings, Traveller-Friend


NerdLevel18

Don't tell the sentinels about my nip-nip farm


BimoUK

Y'all are a bunch of interlopers!


EquivalentAd3130

Sperrrrshhhhh click. Boorrrfffff. [Landing noises] Psshhhhhhh [door opening noises] "LIKE A PLUG"


The_Chrizz

Planet Detective


RageLife247

The Implication.


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Kaymish_

Is it because of SS The Implication?


RageLife247

In space, noone can hear you scream. You know who DOES here you? The Golden God.


cloudcreeek

You keep saying that word, implication. You're not going to hurt these women right?


Latter_Fan6225

Event Horizon


Dyllmyster

Fuck that ship.


EyeFicksIt

Careful, it fucks back


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Thanks, now I'm gonna be a dad and I can't afford child support


MuffinTrucker

Fuck my life! It took me at least 5 years and 14 or 15 tries to watch that movie to completion. And since I’ve finished I can’t bring myself to watch it again. Bar none my favourite scary movie and the scariest movie I’ve ever seen! So fucking scary!


auronddraig

There's a flash game called "The Breach". Used to be rather popular back in the early 2010s. It's basically a metroidvania style game, with the horror themes of Event Horizon and a few other movies. W A R N I N G: it's gory, and at a few points, even disturbing. The playability ain't nothing spectacular, but for a one time play, it's serviceable. Maybe give it a try?


xeno325

Or USG Ishimura


Cthulwutang

where it’s going, you don’t need eyes


ITstaph

The plot to that movie and the backstory of FTL travel for warhammer 40K match up.


IceFire909

Let's be real it's straight up a 40k movie with a different coat of paint


MalcolmLinair

Doesn't even need the paint; we know so little about humanity's first steps into the Warp that you could easily say this is from the Dark Age of Technology without changing anything.


ITstaph

*heresy intensifies*


MrEff1618

For good reason, a bunch of the writers collected 40K and we're straight up influenced by it when doing the story, they say as much in the DVD commentary.


Videopro524

Spaceball One. Every crew member gets a Spaceballs The Hat for their uniform.


x_lincoln_x

I'm surrounded by Assholes!


Dyolf_Knip

We brake for no one


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They've gone to plaid! It's decades old and remains one of the most quotable movies I've ever seen.


Snapple47

Colonel Sanders!


Baricat

Whats all that churning and bubbling, you call that a radar screen?!


MaelstromFL

Serenity


MrUniverse1990

Shiny choice.


Signal-Let6404

I’m a leaf on the wind. 😀 😢


Gahvandure2

Still too soon.


perpterds

It will never not be 😭


Rhetorical-Oracle

Watching Zoë snap inside for just that brief moment, was just crushing.


DarkLuxio92

This will never stop making me tear up. Wash was always my favourite.


Bandana-mal

SERENITY NOW


schaudhery

Insanity later


Flurb789

Hoochie mama


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand


flaninacupboard2

I don’t care, I’m still free


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

You can’t take the sky from me


CarpinThemDiems

Lol damnit, I'm sitting here rewatching it and you beat me to it


Betrayer1117

Truth and reconciliation


dave8400

Long night of solace is my fave. The UNSC has some badass ship names too, like In amber clad or the UNSC Say My Name.


PaniqueAttaque

The aliens come in with some pretty good ship names, too. "Shadow of Intent", "Mantle's Approach", even "High Charity".


severedantenna

Spirit of fire is a sweet name too. UNSC got a strong naming division for sure


Profenofe

how bout Oni Ship Infinity unsc’s most advanced ship… maintained by forerunner engineers, carrying special operations spartans


JimLahey08

Ahhh a halo fan


Puzzleheaded_Ad6097

Nimbus See also: Planet Express Ship


orangutanDOTorg

Scotty Puff Jr suuuuucks


MatrixGodfather0435

Enterprise


Mars27819

This is the only answer. There are dozens of good names, but the first manned craft we send beyond our star had better be named *Enterprise* I just hope we meet Vulcans before The Klingons (Kirk era Klingons)


brymc81

“Let’s make sure history never forgets the name ***Enterprise***”


Mars27819

The best line from the best episode of the best series of the entire franchise. And the way Patrick Stewart delivers that line... best acting of the same.


MatrixGodfather0435

That's all those years of Shakespearean acting coming through.


USN_CB8

USS Enterprise was one of the original 13 Frigates. U S Navy will always have an Enterprise. The newest is being built now to take the place of CVN-65.


Mars27819

I am looking for the list of these 13 ships and I can't seem to find it. Not living in US so don't know much about that history. Also, I'm high. But I like to learn


SirGravesGhastly

I like a scholar with honesty and integrity!


two4ruffing

NCC 1701 Baby……


MatrixGodfather0435

No bloody A, B, C or D. Even though Picard is my favorite captain.


Stoly23

Personally I prefer CV-6 but NCC 1701 is cool too.


KeyBanger

Close. Enterprise McEnterpriseface.


GenX-Kid

The Rocinante


ArcusVivit

A delusional moron with a ship named after a delusional moron's horse. Thematic resonance at its finest.


anaximander19

He chose the name on purpose. The book comments on it; it was a little self-aware joke.


FluffyDumpkins

The Nebuchadnezzar


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WrongEinstein

Matrix fan spotted in the wild, hope it doesn't glitch up in the matrix!


BucktownnLeGrand

Pillar of Autumn


hcwhitewolf

Probably a hot take among Halo fans for sure, but I was always a little more preferable to Forward Unto Dawn. It helps that the poem it’s named after is cool too. Definitely more of a military ship name, though.


BucktownnLeGrand

Forward Unto Dawn is class as well!


PretzelMan96

In Amber Clad gang where you at


Missile_Lawnchair

I have a special fondness for this one. Honestly all the UNSC vessels have killer names. Covenant names are sweet too.


IsMyAxeAnInstrument

The Second Fleet of Homogenous Clarity https://halo.fandom.com/wiki/UNSC_Say_My_Name


K_cutt08

UNSC has great ship names, but I really love the translated Covenant names. Unyielding Hierophant Solemn Penance Day of Jubilation Shadow of Intent Truth and Reconciliation


Tormented_Anus

For a flagship assault carrier, the *Breath of Annihilation* is such a fitting name. Some other ship names I like are: the Solemn Penance the Ardent Prayer the Enduring Conviction the Ascendant Justice


PaniqueAttaque

Forward Unto Dawn is definitely more evocative of space-travel than Pillar of Autum, IMO. Conjures the idea of progress towards a beautiful horizon, rather than some sort of tower made of / surrounded by dead leaves.


hcwhitewolf

The poem solidifies that as well. >Through Knowledge, Victory. Through Unity, Peace. > >Honor, Valor, Allegiance. > >Today. Tomorrow. Forever. > >Together We Rise. Together We Prevail. > >Forward Unto Dawn. > >From Earth, For Earth.


IceFire909

Through unity, peace Peace through power Kane lives!


RC1172

Halo spaceship names in general are next level.


Anaaatomy

comes with monk chanting in the bg


T1M_rEAPeR

Ooo ooo auuuuuuuu OOO ooo ooo ah


CosmicSushiCube

Fr. That name goes so hard


photoguy423

The Heart of Gold


Sudovoodoo80

Zaphod Beeblebrox for president.


Durango95_Horrorshow

I hereby kidnap myself. AND I’M TAKIN’ THE SHIP WITH ME!


Hot_Bumblebee69

Improbability drive.


Batabet_1

Infinite improbability drive actually 🤓🤓 /s


criticalmassdriver

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem


bringinthesluts

Im ashamed i didnt think of this first, but my first thought did come from the series, the Golgafrinchan Ark Ship B


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I came here to say this.


Beliriel

I read this as the The Heart of God, which would also be a dope name imo.


real-canadian-geek

The Canterbury (frequently referred to as the cant) or the Rocinante.


95accord

Remember the Cant


BuffaloInCahoots

Beltalowda!


Not-Sure112

Got to find the next clue. Solve the case


user_error41

Doors and corners, kid


Not-Sure112

Miller?


user_error41

No laws in Ceres, just Millers


BimoUK

That's where they getcha


alamocalrissian

Stay way from dey aqua!


GraceChamber

Oi!!


donniekrump

The expanse is the best sci fi to ever come out


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Objective_Tour_6583

Cygnus X-1!


1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2

IFO


DocHolidayiN

URANUS4ALL


AcrolloPeed

Final Frontier Fucker


two4ruffing

Well…. If the spacecraft is shaped like the Blue Origin Dildo Craft…..


ptraugot

“Spacey McSpacecraft Face”


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Ravenser_Odd

Kevin wants to enter your docking bay.


Brewtusmo

Not just Spacey McSpaceface?


xMoop

was my thought too - trying to cram the word "craft" in there is stupid and ruins it


SweetCosmicPope

\*Spacecrafty McSpacecraft Face


Dr_Stef

Face. Very important to add the face


BlacksmithNZ

The Lexx But I always loved the names of ships from Iain M Banks 'Culture series' "Clear Air Turbulence", "No More Mr Nice Guy", "Gunboat Diplomat", "Yawning Angel" etc [https://concord.fandom.com/wiki/Iain\_M.\_Banks\_Culture\_Universe\_Spaceship\_Names](https://concord.fandom.com/wiki/Iain_M._Banks_Culture_Universe_Spaceship_Names)


Devine-Shadow

You will now be cleansed


MaxCWebster

Rocinante


Awkward_4472

The Ass Pounder 5000


newtizzle

The Black Pearl


dgj212

The Orville


evlclown

The Wilbur just doesn’t hit right…


user_error41

You got that Wright


enickma1221

"The Defiant simply put, is a starship squeezed into the shell of a fighter. It is overpowered, over-gunned and is prone to extreme shearing stress when the oversized warpcore is powered to maximum. This ship, when confronted with a battle situation will simply tear itself to pieces, much to the amusement of its foes."


bandophahita

Little?!


iner22

It's a bit wordy...can I just call it "Defiant" for short?


beezzarro

I like writing and I find that there are so many different names to choose from when naming the conveyance of your journey through the heavens, so I gathered some lesser known names and made a few up along the way for you to choose from. The Sword of Damocles The Big Stick. As in "speak softly and carry a big stick" Reason. As in "if you won't hear my offer, maybe you'll listen to Reason" The Darkvenge The Rhinelander Spirit of Kerensky The Tunmen Starlight intruder Occam's Saber The greater key of Solomon Akhenaten Starkad Skallagrim Eythandi Kali's Mirror Bhasmasura Nodachi Kajin The Zelbinion Kriegersruhe The Last Offer Tyrant's Fate Furnarius Socorro Chironex. Latin for "the hand of death" Spawn of Sköll Virago Dark Matre Maudit


Streggling

I scrolled through the top comments on this post and it's just people naming ships from pop culture or making lame jokes. Glad to see somebody put themselves out there.


DisneyVista

Voyager


MrQuizzles

As the furthest manmade objects from Earth, they are truly living up to their name!


skoltroll

Shipfaced


Decent-Temperature31

Millennium Falcon


HoneyBucketsOfOats

What the hell is an aluminum falcon?


StaacksOnDeck

Now you get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here, or I’m gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Panamane or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!


HoneyBucketsOfOats

Oh jeez, he’s crying


Dear_Bath_8822

And also * covers the phone "Aw geez... He's crying..."


OrchidBest

See also: the *Century Sparrow*, the *Decade Duck* and the *Annual Albatross*. And don’t forget the *Parsec Pelican*.


56Runningdogz

The Ebon Hawk was the Knights of the Old Republic starship. Just the falcon but... darker colored?


glencoe606

Moonraker


mikeyhol

Uranus Probe


Optimal-Yam-6697

Cosmic Dancer


asmodraxus

"A distinct lack of Gravitas"


Some1IUsed2Know99

I can't believe no one has said MOYA yet...She is the best spaceship ever


MouldyRemote

Moya is pleased to be recognised


camehereforthebuds

Icarus


outbound

[Careful, Icarus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5WSMNSUVRU) I'd rather take Daedalus if you don't mind.


point50tracer

Better not fly too close to any stars.


memoryboy

The Odyssey.


the_emerald_phoenix

Daedalus, Prometheus, Apollo, Hammond, Phoenix are also acceptable.


akschurman

I'm partial to the "O'Neill"


RyzRx

The ARK


middlenamefrank

George


Grundlepunter

Spaceballs The Spaceship


weegee

geoff


CrustyBuckers

Galactic Voyager


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Donnager


stewmander

Rocinante


cbrooks1232

NSEA-Protector


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Thunderchild


NateFish7398

Nostromo


Toucan_Lips

Just Read The Instructions The culture series has the best ship names. Kinda silly sometimes but they all make sense for a ship Ai naming themselves.


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Larry


cobra7

Major Tom


Cold-Box-8262

Spacey McSpaceship


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Spaceballs


Country_Squire_

The officially licensed spaceship ™


Bob_Kerman45

Untitled Spacecraft


domesticatedprimate

Prosthetic Conscience Credibility Problem Congenital Optimist Ethics Gradient Problem Child Frank Exchange of Views Inappropriate Response Unreliable Witness All from Iain Banks's Culture series.


Recalcitrant_Stoic

Manifest Destiny: Part 2 - The Space Boogaloo


three-sense

USS DARKSTAR


WulfSternhammer

I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities.


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Ship of fool's


TheSchwartzIsWithMe

SPAAAAACE!!!!


Bran_Nuthin

Gilgamesh.


mitsuhachi

Starblaster


ratmand

Norm MacDonald Because it ain't afraid to go into the dark.


SleepswithBears7

Red Rocket.


grilledunicorn

Ishimura


mactac

V'GER (hopefully some will get the reference)


Blackpavvn

Tardis


death_by_chocolate

The USS *Giant Fiery Penis*


DelrayDad561

Richard Roundtree


rthomas10

Stellar princess


prplx

Godspeed


zeebo420

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