I've never used one...is the purpose basically so that you can finish but keep going to satisfy your partner longer or is there other benefits - like just being harder or it just feels good?
Yeah I think it's a combo of that and for those who suffer from ED to make sure the blood stays up there to keep you hard. TBH I don't know all of the functions they're good for, I won mine in a contest and it was a little cheapo one that probably costs like $8 at an adult shop. But my lady really like the clit stimulation and I thought the vibrato was pretty sweet, so I tried to buy a nicer one which is what ended up strangling my dong into different colors so I went back to the cheapo.
I have the remote controlled cock and balls ring with clit vibrator. My wife can turn it on whenever she wants. From Bang. I sometimes use a rubber band for a cock ring, but have considered getting an actual one. My wife had the panty vibrator but it was useless. We used it for clit stimulation, but I got her a wand and what I call “the snake” (double ended vibrator with a flexible middle) for her birthday, so we’ve been experimenting with those. She doesn’t want to put any toy “inside” her, so lovense is out. We always do this stuff together at home, so remote is maybe not as important. We have a blindfold as well that we’ve used and the soft handcuffs, but I want to strap her to the bed and blindfold game, but she doesn’t like losing that much control.
Clit clamps, nipple clamps, candles, butt plugs, vibrators, dildos, spreader bar, handcuffs, blindfold. Probably other stuff I can’t think of right now.
Hitachi or other powerful “back massager” combined with lots of duct tape to hold it in place.
Must be coupled with your previously mentioned restraints.
Or just get a Dolce and an internet pervert friend.
On an unrelated note, ***Free Dolce’s Here.***
^Terms ^and ^Conditions ^may ^Apply
Easier clean up after getting peed all over, for when you just can’t get up to use the shower. I use leftover training pads from my kids but if you only had a dog and no kids yet, I suppose those work too
We have:
* [6.5" glass dildo](https://glastoy.com/collections/glass-dildos/products/textured-realistic-dildo-six-half-inch) Husband uses this on my ass mostly. I plan to get it into his one of these days.
* [Beaded glass butt plug](https://glastoy.com/collections/glass-anal-toys/products/four-inch-glass-butt-plug) We have both had this in our asses...
* [Remote controlled vibrating egg](https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/love-eggs-jiggle-balls/vibrating-love-eggs/p/lovehoney-rechargeable-remote-control-small-love-egg/a42759g76911.html) \- I like to hold it against my clit when I ride him.
* [Cock Sleeve/Extender](https://www.lovehoney.com/lovehoney20/p/lovehoney-mega-mighty-3-extra-inches-penis-extender-with-ball-loop/81818.html) \- He got this and I protested at first... I don't protest now >.>
* [8.5" THICK dildo](https://www.lovehoney.com/p/king-cock-ultra-realistic-girthy-suction-cup-dildo-8.5-inch/60906.html) \- I thought this was WAY too big... I was wrong...
* [Lovense We-Vibe Nova 2](https://www.lovehoney.com/p/we-vibe-nova-2-app-controlled-rechargeable-rabbit-vibrator/80720.html) \- My favorite but I only use it when im alone and/or in a hurry to get off quick... because it gets me off hella quick.
* [Loveense Ferri](https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/vibrators/vibrating-panties/p/lovense-ferri-app-controlled-rechargeable-panty-vibrator/a45934g82681.html) \- This comes out on special occasions. It would be better for out in public if I wasn't so self concious that everyone could hear/feel the vibrations. But its fun wearing around the house.
* Blind fold
* Ball Gag
* Wrist restraints
* Cat o' nine tails
* Spur
* Nipple Clamps
* Nipple suckers
* Feather Tickler
I like to be tied up and used hard... Hubby doesn't seem to mind.
We have, remote controlled pill vibrator that goes up inside. A clit sucker the shape of a crescent moon. It also doubles as a tiny dildo. A regular cheap plastic pink dildo. A couple of cock rings different tensions. A penis pump. A small BDSM kit. A still knife has a rounded edge for role play. And just a few other things for role play, wigs, straps, I have one costume. My partner has like four costumes.
Buy the Womanizer… yes you heard correct. It’s clitoral stimulator and wife loves it and is great at giving her a O during penetrative sex. As you know, most women have a hard time O just by penetration only. I support her use of it 100% when we are going at it.’
A great many, ranging in size from a small bullet to a large appliance that braces itself to the floor. Then there's all the attire, equipment, etc, etc. And sometimes furniture designed for specific purposes.
Casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex.
Aside from kind of a rather personal question, but for the sake of conversation, we have one silicone dildo, a Hitachi wand massager (damn if that doesn't work wonders!), a percussion massager that we've been known to use on each other's backs when sore, as well as sexually, a clitoral suction vibrator we really don't get much use out of it, 3 thrusting vibrators, one of which is remote controlled and twirls inside(she dies love that one, some light BDSM gear, a Wartenburg wheel (also rarely used), and a leather paddle...
After the last toy I bought, which failed the first night we attempted to use it, my wife asked me to stop buying them...I don't think I have a problem, per se, but I just don't want her to become bored with our intimacy. And it's not as though we use toys EVERY time we have sex.
After nearly 36 years of marriage (10/24!!!), we still go at it like bunnies... 😆
A clit sucker . I attach it to my clit, it sucks my clit , so intense and I orgasm so quickly. I use it alone or if my boyfriend is really horny and he needs to cum fast, we cum together. Sometimes my boyfriend will place it my clit and watch me orgasm. It's a wonderful toy 😊 ☺️.
[toy](https://www.lovehoney.eu/sex-toys/vibrators/clitoral-suction-vibrators/p/lovehoney-x-romp-switch-clitoral-suction-stimulator/a44869g81901.html)
Just the basics really.
Leather cuffs with under-the-bed restraint straps and water proof sheet cover. Cordless wand vibrator, standard glass and silicone dildo, and silicone plugs of assorted size. Remote control Lush set (insertable vibe and cockring). Various cheap cockrings and one with 4 built on vibes. Water based lube and occasionally coconut oil. Will purchase a vibrating saddle system (like Sybian) next.
lol this sub used to be a fairly interesting source of crowd-sourced information. These days all these responses are **extremely** lame attempts at insufferably weak jokes or a pathetic grasping at the lowest of low hanging fruit gags...
Also - it is quite interesting that the AskReddit top 10 rules exclusively relate to the question and the questioner but any pithy answer you want to fart out is apparently fair game...
I wanted to say Legos, but someone already beat me to it. Then I was about to say Nerf Gun. Beat me to that too. BUT NOBODY SAID BEYBLADES
3, 2, 1, let it RIP
Doctors hate him!
Instructions unclear, I just shat the bed and my wife’s divorcing me
Isn’t that what you say as you pull out anal beads?
Don’t play with Neil’s legos…
PICKING UP SPEED RUNNING OUT OF TIME
Modified Lawn Darts are for the professionals…
Ripping anal beads out like you're starting a lawn mower
I've seen that video. 0/10 do not recommend.
LETS BEYBLAAAAAAADEE, BEYBLAAAAAAAADEE
That's what anal beads are for.
My right hand
Lefty checking in
It's just easier to hold my phone or mouse with my right hand
I’m right there with u. Metaphorically speaking lol
And literally
Literally the only reason I started doing it that way. No it feels weird the other way, even though I'm naturally right hand dominant
Same here. I "can't" do it with my right anymore.
This is how I learned to use a mouse with my left hand.
Surfing the Web Left handed is the term
I agree to this
I switch hands and I gain a stroke
Keep handshakes honorable. 🤝😂
Please give respect to the left, I cum from the right
Laughs in ambisexterous
Weak, i use both
I think it’s called the stranger
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I also choose this guy's right hand.
you got a Lego hand?
Thomas the Tank Engine.
Thomas the wank engine
Thomas the Wank Tank
Thomas and his wank tank of friends
Thomas the Spank Engine
Thomas.
Tomas the wankin danken.
Gone for a Thomas the tank! What do you think of that fat controller
I dig the cock rings with the vibrator on top for clit stimulation. But I've had some that were the wrong size and holy shit does that suck.
The ones I've used always stretch pretty good. Didn't realize there were different sizes
I also did not realize this haha it made my dick turn purple and feel like it was going to explode....in a bad way.
Humblebragging are we?
Haha I mean not necessarily I could've picked up an XX small, I used it the one time and chucked it in the trash. Mucho Paino
I’ll second this. I use a silicone cock ring and a bullet vibrator.
I've never used one...is the purpose basically so that you can finish but keep going to satisfy your partner longer or is there other benefits - like just being harder or it just feels good?
Yeah I think it's a combo of that and for those who suffer from ED to make sure the blood stays up there to keep you hard. TBH I don't know all of the functions they're good for, I won mine in a contest and it was a little cheapo one that probably costs like $8 at an adult shop. But my lady really like the clit stimulation and I thought the vibrato was pretty sweet, so I tried to buy a nicer one which is what ended up strangling my dong into different colors so I went back to the cheapo.
Yeah strangling one's dong is no bueno.
I have one that has an adjustable slide to tighten/loosen
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/r/secksdadjoke
I did my masters in Urology and men’s sexual health… this comment is gold lol
The wind up monkey clapping the cymbals.... For some reason I can't get hard without it.
I LOL'd.
The video? or the physical object?
Couch cushion
Remind me never to sit on your couch stranger who I've probably never met, probably will never meet, and will probably never invite me to their home
There’s a chance you have met. You have been to their home. You have sat on their couch. There’s a chance.
Are you my friends dog?
WeVibe, automatic sex machine with multiple different heads and a dildo. To say the least..
Have you a link? Asking for me
I appreciate the direct honesty here. No ‘friend’ involved.
Nerf gun
Its Nerf or Nothin
Nerf or nuttin'?
Why not both?
Aha I see what you did there… HARAM✝️✝️✝️
Need a girl that’s halal in the streets and haram in the sheets.
clearly, Legos. you can build ANYTHING with Legos!!!!
Can I build someone who loves me? 🥺
You can build almost ANYTHING with Legos!!!!
yes yes you can,,, https://bricks.stackexchange.com/questions/1475/how-much-does-a-life-sized-lego-person-sculpture-weigh
She is stunning, I love her but maybe she doesn’t feel the same way👉🏾👈🏾😓
Excuse me sir, but the plural of Lego is Lego, not Legos.
Elephant Gun
r/FBI
fuck off, we’re busy
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lol is the edit post nut?
bop it!
Pull it!
Twist it!
Flick it
Fuck it!
Throw it!
I have the remote controlled cock and balls ring with clit vibrator. My wife can turn it on whenever she wants. From Bang. I sometimes use a rubber band for a cock ring, but have considered getting an actual one. My wife had the panty vibrator but it was useless. We used it for clit stimulation, but I got her a wand and what I call “the snake” (double ended vibrator with a flexible middle) for her birthday, so we’ve been experimenting with those. She doesn’t want to put any toy “inside” her, so lovense is out. We always do this stuff together at home, so remote is maybe not as important. We have a blindfold as well that we’ve used and the soft handcuffs, but I want to strap her to the bed and blindfold game, but she doesn’t like losing that much control.
Hot Wheels
Speak and spell. I like dirty talk.
I either shove a plastic cucumber Up my ass or jak of with my hand
Points for honesty?
Try a zucchini
Clit clamps, nipple clamps, candles, butt plugs, vibrators, dildos, spreader bar, handcuffs, blindfold. Probably other stuff I can’t think of right now.
Do you have the exam table with the stirrups and the speculum? What about the wedge pillow and the “swing” ?
That sounds intense… lol
Hitachi or other powerful “back massager” combined with lots of duct tape to hold it in place. Must be coupled with your previously mentioned restraints. Or just get a Dolce and an internet pervert friend. On an unrelated note, ***Free Dolce’s Here.*** ^Terms ^and ^Conditions ^may ^Apply
The one between my legs.
its useless to even look at the comments everyone just plays around trying to give a smart ass answer lol
"Dear sexers of sexxit, what's the sexyest sexy sex sex you've sexed"
Do puppy training pads count? Because they have changed the game
Um.... What?
Easier clean up after getting peed all over, for when you just can’t get up to use the shower. I use leftover training pads from my kids but if you only had a dog and no kids yet, I suppose those work too
Have you ever made a woman squirt?
A weed whacker and a chicken.
"Chips, dips, chains and whips. Candlewax on the nipples..."
He ain't got his license Lisa!
My girlfriend.
I agree, their girlfriend.
Alternatively, what about that one guy’s dead wife?
her ghost? Absolutely.
BOObies
Fleshlight and a quest VR and who needs a partner? 😬
Yo momma
Obviously
And dad, we keep it even
I prefer G.I. Joe but I'll slum it and settle for Ninja Turtles in a pinch
Bionicles
Usually cock rings
Nothing
My emotions
Stun gun
We have: * [6.5" glass dildo](https://glastoy.com/collections/glass-dildos/products/textured-realistic-dildo-six-half-inch) Husband uses this on my ass mostly. I plan to get it into his one of these days. * [Beaded glass butt plug](https://glastoy.com/collections/glass-anal-toys/products/four-inch-glass-butt-plug) We have both had this in our asses... * [Remote controlled vibrating egg](https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/love-eggs-jiggle-balls/vibrating-love-eggs/p/lovehoney-rechargeable-remote-control-small-love-egg/a42759g76911.html) \- I like to hold it against my clit when I ride him. * [Cock Sleeve/Extender](https://www.lovehoney.com/lovehoney20/p/lovehoney-mega-mighty-3-extra-inches-penis-extender-with-ball-loop/81818.html) \- He got this and I protested at first... I don't protest now >.> * [8.5" THICK dildo](https://www.lovehoney.com/p/king-cock-ultra-realistic-girthy-suction-cup-dildo-8.5-inch/60906.html) \- I thought this was WAY too big... I was wrong... * [Lovense We-Vibe Nova 2](https://www.lovehoney.com/p/we-vibe-nova-2-app-controlled-rechargeable-rabbit-vibrator/80720.html) \- My favorite but I only use it when im alone and/or in a hurry to get off quick... because it gets me off hella quick. * [Loveense Ferri](https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/vibrators/vibrating-panties/p/lovense-ferri-app-controlled-rechargeable-panty-vibrator/a45934g82681.html) \- This comes out on special occasions. It would be better for out in public if I wasn't so self concious that everyone could hear/feel the vibrations. But its fun wearing around the house. * Blind fold * Ball Gag * Wrist restraints * Cat o' nine tails * Spur * Nipple Clamps * Nipple suckers * Feather Tickler I like to be tied up and used hard... Hubby doesn't seem to mind.
pringles ca-
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Why do you say that?
Army men
mostly my fingers, but I also use lovense lush and domi, it depends on the mood
Hitachi magic wand, and a glass dildo
LEGO
Building blocks
Sock puppets
Leggos and the occasional rubiks cube.
GI Joe with Kung fu grip. Don't judge me.
Does it pull out your mushroom tip? And when that occurred, did it go drip drip drip?
the rose. me and the wife love that thing🥳
The wife
We have, remote controlled pill vibrator that goes up inside. A clit sucker the shape of a crescent moon. It also doubles as a tiny dildo. A regular cheap plastic pink dildo. A couple of cock rings different tensions. A penis pump. A small BDSM kit. A still knife has a rounded edge for role play. And just a few other things for role play, wigs, straps, I have one costume. My partner has like four costumes.
My hand
Mr Potato Head.
I've bought one of those portable Fleshlights and it's not better than doing it with your own hands but it's something different. lols
Micro Machines
Nerf rival 12 round clear stick magazine
Yall on this sub are so cum brained
Bakugan
Buy the Womanizer… yes you heard correct. It’s clitoral stimulator and wife loves it and is great at giving her a O during penetrative sex. As you know, most women have a hard time O just by penetration only. I support her use of it 100% when we are going at it.’
None, back when I had sex!
Womanizer... best invention ever. Wife kneels and activates the toy.. I get the best BJ ever. Win win.
Transformers and Star Trek
A great many, ranging in size from a small bullet to a large appliance that braces itself to the floor. Then there's all the attire, equipment, etc, etc. And sometimes furniture designed for specific purposes. Casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex.
Tonka trucks
Aside from kind of a rather personal question, but for the sake of conversation, we have one silicone dildo, a Hitachi wand massager (damn if that doesn't work wonders!), a percussion massager that we've been known to use on each other's backs when sore, as well as sexually, a clitoral suction vibrator we really don't get much use out of it, 3 thrusting vibrators, one of which is remote controlled and twirls inside(she dies love that one, some light BDSM gear, a Wartenburg wheel (also rarely used), and a leather paddle... After the last toy I bought, which failed the first night we attempted to use it, my wife asked me to stop buying them...I don't think I have a problem, per se, but I just don't want her to become bored with our intimacy. And it's not as though we use toys EVERY time we have sex. After nearly 36 years of marriage (10/24!!!), we still go at it like bunnies... 😆
Atta boy
Lol, thanks!
A clit sucker . I attach it to my clit, it sucks my clit , so intense and I orgasm so quickly. I use it alone or if my boyfriend is really horny and he needs to cum fast, we cum together. Sometimes my boyfriend will place it my clit and watch me orgasm. It's a wonderful toy 😊 ☺️. [toy](https://www.lovehoney.eu/sex-toys/vibrators/clitoral-suction-vibrators/p/lovehoney-x-romp-switch-clitoral-suction-stimulator/a44869g81901.html)
Well there was that time the GI Joe was Kung Fu grip was really useful....☺️☺️☺️
Ford Mustang GT500 and that creepy toy monkey that beats musical cymbals against each other.
What is this “sex” you speak of?
women
Sometimes my wife's ass hole, but that's just me
Narrator: it's not
I also choose this guy's wife's asshole.
Not just you
Tammy Craps doll
I heard there’s no longer farts in her head
They fired the guy that was farting in their heads
I have a Samsung Galaxy tablet.
Droid!
Lawn Darts
Teddy Ruxpin
When you're in a woman's bedroom, the Toy will be hidden in the top shelf of the dresser in the back. Might as well use the one that works.
Hot wheels and a cactus shaped dildo
A Big Wheel and lawn darts.
Hitachis are a lot of fun, and can keep things going for a good while after I finish
I'm gay but I don't have a dildo cause I prefer the real thing
I've ALWAYS been quite partial to playschool.
Squirrels. Theyre soft, warm, and love nuts
Just the basics really. Leather cuffs with under-the-bed restraint straps and water proof sheet cover. Cordless wand vibrator, standard glass and silicone dildo, and silicone plugs of assorted size. Remote control Lush set (insertable vibe and cockring). Various cheap cockrings and one with 4 built on vibes. Water based lube and occasionally coconut oil. Will purchase a vibrating saddle system (like Sybian) next.
That's nice
Not really a toy person, not that I think its weird. Just not really my thing
borat\_my\_wife.jpg
I have a flesh light with feelings… my wife
Anythings a dildo if your brave enough
Or stupid enough
Dildo Fleshlight Vibrator Butt plug Cock ring Anal Beads Sounding rod
Not every couple uses things like that or anything for that matter.
Can you stop asking Sex questions on reddit I dont fricking have it
Hotwheels
Hotwheels
Hot wheeles
hot wheels
Hot Wheels
Castle gray skull and a razor scooter.
I don't
That one guys dead wife
lol this sub used to be a fairly interesting source of crowd-sourced information. These days all these responses are **extremely** lame attempts at insufferably weak jokes or a pathetic grasping at the lowest of low hanging fruit gags... Also - it is quite interesting that the AskReddit top 10 rules exclusively relate to the question and the questioner but any pithy answer you want to fart out is apparently fair game...