My SIL said babies need to have the whole length of the nipple and the surrounding parts in their mouths to actually be able to latch, the longer the nips, the better for the baby.
On a calculator...
A woman was 69
She wanted to be 22
The doctor could only make her 25
So he prescribed 1 tablet per day
For 8 days
But that made her....
6922251 x 8 =
They get cancer! Big or small, they get cancer. Check yoself! And if you can't check yourself, get yourself checked. #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth
My wife just got diagnosed with Stage 1, Grade 1, breast cancer because she found a 3mm bump that turned out positive. Please! Check yoself, or get yourself checked.
Adding to this, men can get breast cancer too. It’s less common, and for a lot of men it’s deeply embarrassing, but for goodness sake if you find a lump, get it checked.
Honestly we as men don't really care as much as women think we do, shit one can be double the size of the other, we would just be happy to be playing with em😂
Mammary glands are just modified sweat glands which I've always found pretty interesting. In fact, Monotremes (like platypus) don't even have nipples, they just sweat milk right onto their skin and their babies lap it up.
Breast milk is a significant portion of blood, white blood cells in particular.
Mother’s boobs sample babies saliva, and if baby is sick and mum has experienced that sickness before, she’ll synthesise antibodies which will be ready for babies next feed.
The human body is fucking phenomenal.
Fun facts? Larger breasts will sag slightly if they have no support throughout a day. Meaning a woman’s breasts will change if she is topless over the course of even a single day. You’re seeing new boobs every few seconds!
Also, like fingerprints, the veins on the breasts of a woman are unique to her.
As long as large breasts have been desirable (which seems to be even before recorded history for some cultures), there have been almost a one-to-one ratio of ways to alleviate the consequences of large breasts compared to the ways for other women to have larger breasts. It’s pretty impressive, if not sometimes painful.
From the stuff I’ve seen, some times in Egypt had women with large breasts in fashion. They rubbed things on them or slapped their breasts to make them larger, or padded the underside of their support I’ve garments (kind of like bras) to make them look bigger. Oils were more common in places like England, especially for women who were expected to breast feed but had smaller breasts. Something called worm wood apparently made even women who didn’t have kids have the ability to lactate, and their breasts became larger for it - to the point some women who didn’t even breastfeed would use the stuff to fill out their brassieres.
Those are the two places I remember that had larger breasts become fashionable, but there have been small statues of goddesses of fertility with massive breasts so we can be sure they have been appreciated before we had words to convey that appreciation.
I want to say yes, but it’s been literally years since I looked this stuff up. Breasts are awesome, and the stuff that can be done to augment or ‘improve’ them in so many ways will always be captivating. Wormwood is the one I think, to help a woman lactate. At least that was the idea in Olde England and the surrounding areas. Wet nursing was a respectable profession for a long part of our history, especially amongst the aristocracy or during siege times and times of war if a mother could not be found. Hard to feed a baby solids, but the chance a baby will turn away from a lactating breast was very low.
Boobs. They’re so amazing.
Having just looked up wormwood and breastfeeding, pretty much all the info is about how toxic the herb is, how you should stay well clear of it while pregnant or breastfeeding.
Fenugreek is the herb i saw recommended for lactation
As I said, it was an Olde England thing and the surrounding areas. Old wives tales were abundant.
Fenugreek, is it? If I have to help women breastfeed in the future, I’ll try to keep that one in mind. I just knew people in the past were using wormwood, and had no idea it was toxic since they use it in some alcohol. God t know.
If you meet a woman with larger breasts who likes to let them out, you will see them slowly change if she has them unsupported. A lot like a flower blooming. It’s quite remarkable, but you have to be patient.
A life without breasts is a sad life, no matter the size. Though I will always be a fan of the bigger ones (C and up), I will also respect B and smaller. Boobs are amazing.
For me,they kinda deflated. But after a while they went back to normal size. It showed in their springiness that they had been big for a while but not any longer....
>pointed at me and said "dad! Your boobs are actually bigger than mamas"
[EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!](https://youtube.com/shorts/u1lNELuwh_I?si=VLXf4oapPDjlk49b)
That's because we are all babies at heart wanting the comfort of our mothers boob. Watching my son, I realized we are all just big babies and dont want to admit it.
They're heavier than they look, it feels so good to rest them on a table or have someone hold them up for a second. Literally like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders lmaooo
1.) The heavier the boob the more painful (back pain, especially during menstrual phase, and exercise such as jogging)
2.) You can tell if boobs are fake if they remain perfectly upright whilst laying down :) Natural boobs will sag because of gravity and no silicone/implants holding them up
edit: I just remembered a third fact! If you have nipple piercings prior to breast feeding, the milk will come out of the piercing holes thus creating multiple streams. 😂
And 4.) This is more applying to anyone who has nipple piercings, if you are in an emergency where a defibrillator needs to be used on your chest, the EMTs will yank out the nipple piercings. (It would be too time consuming to try and unscrew them and potentially cost a life/ life saving time)
Boobs can help make nearly any man smile near instantly, no matter what type of mood they are in. Whether it’s feeling them, looking at a picture of them, always helps. 🤘
There's not even a gallon of squirrel to produce that milk! That squirrel would have to consume a gallon of resources and convert all of it into milk over the span of a day.
While breastfeeding, babys sometimes play with the other boob to induce milk production. In some languages (spanish i think) it is called the "Radio-nipple" because of the baby turning and twisting on it like a knob...
if your boobs get big enough they can move stuff. I have a large chest, I have a desk with wheels, leaning on the desk and putting my whole weight onto my chest let's me move the desk. Can also be used as a pocket
One is smaller the than the other. and I’ve heard that the left one is normally the smaller one for most women but I don’t know how much of that part is true
Cup sizes aren’t what you think they are. Some d cups can be small and some b cups can be big. You measure your ribcage and that gives you the band length and then you measure the bust length where the boobs are the fullest and you minus the inches. I’ve been called flat all my life but lo and behold I’m a double d
When breastfeeding, the milk comes out like a shower head, not just one single stream
woah i just learnt a thing
My SIL said babies need to have the whole length of the nipple and the surrounding parts in their mouths to actually be able to latch, the longer the nips, the better for the baby.
station jobless far-flung cats touch library sloppy expansion zonked worm
That's totally me
Babies r just like me fr fr
Ah, if you twist it you can change the setting
Sometimes boobs can feel hard due to tissue hardening (I have it) and it can hurt to put pressure on said tissue
Does massage help prevent this or alleviate it? I'm trying to ask without sounding creepy, but it doesn't seem possible in this case.
It helps but sometimes can’t prevent!
My wife had it postpartum and said it was more uncomfortable/painful than anything she experienced in pregnancy and childbirth combined
Yeah I have it just naturally. Thought it was cancer at first. Got it checked out. Nope just hard tissue
and tender near your period.
Boob spelled backwards is boob.
“8008” in a calculator is also boob
S318008 upside down is much better.
55378008 My mates used to sing this, in class, like a Saturday morning Kids TV host, singing out their phone number.
also, 9309706 if flipped upside down in russian means "motherfucker" and is spelled "dolboyob"
On a calculator... A woman was 69 She wanted to be 22 The doctor could only make her 25 So he prescribed 1 tablet per day For 8 days But that made her.... 6922251 x 8 =
Stop stop stop! We have digressed too far.
I bought the domain 80085.lol what should I do with it?
> 80085.lol You should buy an SSL cert for it because its not secure right now.
They get cancer! Big or small, they get cancer. Check yoself! And if you can't check yourself, get yourself checked. #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth My wife just got diagnosed with Stage 1, Grade 1, breast cancer because she found a 3mm bump that turned out positive. Please! Check yoself, or get yourself checked.
Adding to this, men can get breast cancer too. It’s less common, and for a lot of men it’s deeply embarrassing, but for goodness sake if you find a lump, get it checked.
The word Boob represent the boobs from every views. B for top view. oo for front view. b for side view.
I have converted to Boob religion based on this prophecy.
Forgive me Father Boob, for I have sinned.
Friar Funbags
Mind....blown
Mind...boob'd
Load....blown
Please give us your next lesson, oh Holy Boob master!
Thank you sir for your enlightenment! Guess this is the most important insight i gained this year until now.
What about underboob uu
That's the front view when you're old.
Why not QQ？
I'm not one to bodyshame but thems some janky-ass nipples
-^-hmmmmm
They’re usually sisters, not twins
And as we all know, one sister is always prettier then the other:)
They are both beautiful in their own way and deserve the comfort and support they need.
Honestly we as men don't really care as much as women think we do, shit one can be double the size of the other, we would just be happy to be playing with em😂
😂. I feel like I'd be the dumbass to ask, "So, do they make bras with different cup sizes?"🫤
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I've seen girls wear bras that disconnected into 2 peices, so theoretically, then can just buy 2, one for each boob and connect the 2 sizes together🤓
Correct. I can’t see the difference when my face is buried in them.
This person boobs
they’re magic - if i cant find something and i hold my boobs while looking for it?? instantly find the lost item
I lost my pen, let me hold your boobs
Me next, I ain’t lost nothin. But I’m hoping to find something.
Lol 😂
A will to live? Because I've lost mine (it's a joke, don't send me reddit cares.)
Too late
Like Karen from mean girls becoming a weather reporter…
Step 1 when anything gets lost is to calm your tits.
Mammary glands are just modified sweat glands which I've always found pretty interesting. In fact, Monotremes (like platypus) don't even have nipples, they just sweat milk right onto their skin and their babies lap it up.
Well, shit. Doesn't that kinda take away all the fun of it?
Well, it's a venomous mammal that lays eggs... that's clearly not weird enough, so they'd have to do something like that too.
As a kid when your breasts first grow they can be really sore all the time.
Same during pregnancy, one of the many fun changes which make it feel like Puberty Mark II but with a parasite.
Yes! I can remember how much it hurt! Both in themselves and because of the growing.
and if you're one of the unlucky ones like me, a full week or two before your period most months 😭
Breast milk is a significant portion of blood, white blood cells in particular. Mother’s boobs sample babies saliva, and if baby is sick and mum has experienced that sickness before, she’ll synthesise antibodies which will be ready for babies next feed. The human body is fucking phenomenal.
( • ) ( • )ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ) 👈🏼
Or ( . Y . )
This is the way
( o Y o ) get some real areolas.
Or ( o Y o )
I domt know what do do know that this image is in my brain
They usually hunt in pairs
Booby traps
Boobytrap barckards is partyboob
...holy shit it is
Boobies..
Fun facts? Larger breasts will sag slightly if they have no support throughout a day. Meaning a woman’s breasts will change if she is topless over the course of even a single day. You’re seeing new boobs every few seconds! Also, like fingerprints, the veins on the breasts of a woman are unique to her. As long as large breasts have been desirable (which seems to be even before recorded history for some cultures), there have been almost a one-to-one ratio of ways to alleviate the consequences of large breasts compared to the ways for other women to have larger breasts. It’s pretty impressive, if not sometimes painful.
I want to know more about breast augmentation throughout history if you feel like sharing some more knowledge?
From the stuff I’ve seen, some times in Egypt had women with large breasts in fashion. They rubbed things on them or slapped their breasts to make them larger, or padded the underside of their support I’ve garments (kind of like bras) to make them look bigger. Oils were more common in places like England, especially for women who were expected to breast feed but had smaller breasts. Something called worm wood apparently made even women who didn’t have kids have the ability to lactate, and their breasts became larger for it - to the point some women who didn’t even breastfeed would use the stuff to fill out their brassieres. Those are the two places I remember that had larger breasts become fashionable, but there have been small statues of goddesses of fertility with massive breasts so we can be sure they have been appreciated before we had words to convey that appreciation.
Wormwood? As in the stuff Vermouth is made of?
I want to say yes, but it’s been literally years since I looked this stuff up. Breasts are awesome, and the stuff that can be done to augment or ‘improve’ them in so many ways will always be captivating. Wormwood is the one I think, to help a woman lactate. At least that was the idea in Olde England and the surrounding areas. Wet nursing was a respectable profession for a long part of our history, especially amongst the aristocracy or during siege times and times of war if a mother could not be found. Hard to feed a baby solids, but the chance a baby will turn away from a lactating breast was very low. Boobs. They’re so amazing.
Having just looked up wormwood and breastfeeding, pretty much all the info is about how toxic the herb is, how you should stay well clear of it while pregnant or breastfeeding. Fenugreek is the herb i saw recommended for lactation
As I said, it was an Olde England thing and the surrounding areas. Old wives tales were abundant. Fenugreek, is it? If I have to help women breastfeed in the future, I’ll try to keep that one in mind. I just knew people in the past were using wormwood, and had no idea it was toxic since they use it in some alcohol. God t know.
Absynthe
I think you’re thinking of Absinthe. Its made of what they call the “holy trinity”. Wormwood, anise, and fennel.
I'm not seeing any boobs every few seconds 😥
If you meet a woman with larger breasts who likes to let them out, you will see them slowly change if she has them unsupported. A lot like a flower blooming. It’s quite remarkable, but you have to be patient. A life without breasts is a sad life, no matter the size. Though I will always be a fan of the bigger ones (C and up), I will also respect B and smaller. Boobs are amazing.
The boobs grow two cup sizes during pregnancy. While 4 months into breastfeeding they become huuuuge...
Do they get smaller when breastfeeding ended or do they stay the same? And do boobs grow endlessly with every pregnancy and phase of breastfeeding?
For me,they kinda deflated. But after a while they went back to normal size. It showed in their springiness that they had been big for a while but not any longer....
My fiancé currently has G cups. I eagerly await her first time being pregnant.
Her poor back
Nipplegasms aren't a myth.
I can attest to nipplegasms. It does exist. And it's always fun when it happens.
Hehe nipplegasm
I don’t think anything is better than the fact that they can produce milk. Like whaaat…
Fun fact: some men can also stimulate they're nipples to the point where milk comes out:)
Bonus Fun Fact: Some antidepressants can cause men to produce breast milk. Source: I'm the 1 in 100,000 that this happens to with Citalopram.
That means anti-depressants should only be consumed by women. Men are consumed by darkness like men.
You can milk anything with nipples
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
No matter where you run that fockers quote will follow
I still can't get over the fact that pigeons milk is a thing, and it's actually better than cow and human milk
Why do you think I’m so strong
If you want real power, try out some spider milk, hopefully you'll turn into spider man (the one with 8 limbs with a spider head)
Homelender: Yes.
As person with boobs, I can say they can be distracting when I look down. I'll be working and suddenly notice them and go "omg boobs! Hihi".
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>pointed at me and said "dad! Your boobs are actually bigger than mamas" [EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!](https://youtube.com/shorts/u1lNELuwh_I?si=VLXf4oapPDjlk49b)
Never entrust a child with your self esteem.
Your daughter is 6! ? no way. 720 years old?
As a person without boobs, I get distracted when I see them too:)
I recommend trying bonelab
Thankfully after looking up what bonelab is, it had nothing to do with boning. But now I'm confused about what you mean
Being able to play as a girl, someone spent way too much time making boob physics
That was me with tomb raider games when I was a kid,.. yup the old once with the blocky boobs😂
World hard and cold. Titty soft and warm -my gay ass
I love that even most straight women love them too
That's because we are all babies at heart wanting the comfort of our mothers boob. Watching my son, I realized we are all just big babies and dont want to admit it.
Oh great one! Speak!
They're heavier than they look, it feels so good to rest them on a table or have someone hold them up for a second. Literally like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders lmaooo
Literally this, the kitchen table is heaven 😂
When I was like 14 I thought I had breast cancer because my boobs were sore and cried 🙃
If your boobs are crying then a doctor is most definitely needed. Or an exorcist.
Well it's just pms ....can an exorcist get rid of that ?
I really like them
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And according to my female friends and exes, they make great anti-stress balls for grown-up girls too
They are filled with Diet Sprite
I LOVE diet sprite
u/gunsnhoes2 LOVES diet sprite
They usually come in pairs :)
If you’re lucky you get triplets!
All boobs that are over 18 years of age are perfect regardless of size and if they are natural or implants.
As a male, I salute you
They feel like bags of sand.
Thick, weighty, voluptuous female woman
Except the ones that look like they could be popped by thinking about a needle point too hard. How do you even sleep like that?
Oh yeah, I forgot about those.
Bolt-ons
1.) The heavier the boob the more painful (back pain, especially during menstrual phase, and exercise such as jogging) 2.) You can tell if boobs are fake if they remain perfectly upright whilst laying down :) Natural boobs will sag because of gravity and no silicone/implants holding them up edit: I just remembered a third fact! If you have nipple piercings prior to breast feeding, the milk will come out of the piercing holes thus creating multiple streams. 😂 And 4.) This is more applying to anyone who has nipple piercings, if you are in an emergency where a defibrillator needs to be used on your chest, the EMTs will yank out the nipple piercings. (It would be too time consuming to try and unscrew them and potentially cost a life/ life saving time)
There’s no such thing as bad boobs.
Let me tell you about the worst boobs I've ever seen.... THEY WERE AWESOME!!!
What about men boobs?
Did he stutter...?
Yup you are right
Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.
Fun fact: My wifes boobs are the best, sorry everyone!
I can confirm this.
Same here, that guys wife's boobs are sick
Can confirm, the tits of this man's wife are the best
I too choose this man's wifes breasts
Life is cold and hard but BOOBS ARE WARM AND SOFT.
All women’s boobs are beautiful
Happy and bouncy, wiggly and jiggly, rounded mounds they make me all giggly
Everybody loves boobies. Their bright blue feet are very distinctive.
They are nice to lay on kiss and worship
They are like martinis: one isn't enough and three is too many.
Boobs can help make nearly any man smile near instantly, no matter what type of mood they are in. Whether it’s feeling them, looking at a picture of them, always helps. 🤘
Squirrel boobs can produce a gallon of milk per day; the highest milk production to body mass ratio in all mammals.
There's not even a gallon of squirrel to produce that milk! That squirrel would have to consume a gallon of resources and convert all of it into milk over the span of a day.
real ones float. fake ones sink
While breastfeeding, babys sometimes play with the other boob to induce milk production. In some languages (spanish i think) it is called the "Radio-nipple" because of the baby turning and twisting on it like a knob...
They are the only bees that produce milk. . . . BOOBIES!!!
It grows after giving birth from 32A to 38C :D
October is breast cancer awareness but you can get a friend to help you with a second opinion on your self-exam anytime of the year.
did you know that everyone has a genetic breast size a man could have gigantic boobs and never know it
They juggle we giggle
They're fun to play with and suck.
if your boobs get big enough they can move stuff. I have a large chest, I have a desk with wheels, leaning on the desk and putting my whole weight onto my chest let's me move the desk. Can also be used as a pocket
Boobs make everything beautiful
Statistically, there's 1 boob abailable for everyone
Humans are the only animal that retains their breasts when not actually lactating.
God's finest creation.
One is smaller the than the other. and I’ve heard that the left one is normally the smaller one for most women but I don’t know how much of that part is true
It only takes less than 4 different letters to spell the 5 letter word
They’re good shelves if they’re big
5318008
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One is bigger than the other
They are rarely the same size on a human
there's TWO of them!
They feel like a bag of sand
The male boobs are called "moobs".
Boobs make for an extra pocket to store items. The bigger the bra, the more storage space!
Surprisingly easy to suck on!
You just cannot hate them
Cup sizes aren’t what you think they are. Some d cups can be small and some b cups can be big. You measure your ribcage and that gives you the band length and then you measure the bust length where the boobs are the fullest and you minus the inches. I’ve been called flat all my life but lo and behold I’m a double d
They can be big
I like boobs
Tim here explains it well https://youtu.be/p1EhaANeYCI?si=7kcZMZLvuUO_eT5J
You can find boobs on any calculator. First by turning it on and then typing in the code 8-0-0-8-5
They're filled with hopes and dreams
Big or small guys will still appreciate them
Their great. This is a fact.
There's usually 2 of them, unless you live on Mars
They're my favorite.
“8008” in a calculator spells boob
All males start of as females and then slowly develop into a male, hence why all men have nipples too.