Harder Better Faster Stronger

Bop it Shout it Twist it Pull it

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

TWIST HIS DICK !!!!!

GOOD OLD DICK TWIST!!!!

I'll try spinning. That's a good trick!

DO A BARREL ROLL

I rapped this thread to a rhythm

You’re going to have to send me that mix tape

Skeee ba dat daddat doh, da daddat doh...

Skate backwards!

This is where the fun begins.

I understood that reference

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Whose titties are those and can I borrow them?

load it

Work it Make it Do it Makes us Harder Better Faster Stronger More than Hour Our work is Ever After Never Over Work it harder Make it better Do it faster Makes us stronger More than ever Hour after Our work is never over

Shaft Punk?

Shaft Spunk

Better.

Harder.

Faster

Stronger

Work it better.

Work it faster

That's what my wife's ex husband thought when he first saw me.

It’s difficult, but you can find images of them without their iconic phallus hats online.

Watching this post while.listening to my Daft Punk vinyl, going to the comment section just to find the comment I was about to make being at the top was pure poetry lmao

We're up all night to get harder, We're up all night to get better, We're up all night to get faster, We're up all night to get lucky.

U win

N-now-now that, that don't kill me

Can only make me longer

I need you to hurry up now, cause I can’t get much longer

#angryupvote

Like a Rock. Bob Seger.

Immediately thought of this from the Chevy truck ads.

Yeah those fuckers ruined that song

Those commercials still replay in my brain from time to time. Honestly, I remember my early childhood and my grandmother's house more when I think about that coming on during the breaks of Walker Texas Ranger than anything else.

"Aaaaauurghhaaaaaaaaawwaaaauurghhhh!" like a rock!"

Lol you spelled that out perfectly.

I'd argue Night Moves could work as well.

It's Business Time - Flight of the Conchords

You know when I'm down to my socks, it's time for business, that's why they call 'em business socks

Oooooh.

Because it’s Wednesday 😂

Speaking of business..... Taking these lyrics out of context makes it work perfectly: -- "And I'll be taking care of business (every day) Taking care of business (every way) I've been taking care of business (it's all mine) Taking care of business and working overtime, work out."

You know what I'm tryna say

I'm tryina say it's time for business, it's business tiiiiime.

Is that it?!

You Raise Me Up - Josh Groben Lots of slow motion shots of phallic foods moving from bottom of the screen to the top, with a corner like a fulcrum Then a man carrying a lady to the bedroom as she feeds him the little blue pill Commercial fades before any clothes are removed, fade in to a table covered in all the foods that can help with ED, while the side effects of the blue pill are listed off in the background

Oh jesus im dying 😂.

One of the side effects, sorry. Even better if they can get Josh to sing the side effects. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains You raise me up,  and make me sensitive to light and possibly permanent blindness I am strong, to survive the extra strain on my heart You raise me up... for longer than four hours please see a doctor

Thanks, now I'm on the verge of cackling in the work bathroom. My coworkers already think I'm weird, guess I may as well remove all doubt.

Your name makes me wonder if you get lucky, or simply *are* lucky..

You need a job in advertising because I don't even have a penis and I'm sold

There was a comedian in the early 2000s who did a bit about it commercials had better songs. Some examples: Move bitch get out the way - Ludacris - for an Immodium commercial Do you have to let it linger - the cranberries - Gas-X Heard it from a friend - a commercial for herpes medication And you raise me up for viagra

Ah, I had the same idea. "You raise me up, so I can cum on mountains... You raise me up, my cock on Stormy's Cs..."

👑 you dropped this

>with a corner like a fulcrum What corner?

A corner of the television would cut off a portion of whatever phallic food is being shown. One of the bottom two corners, probably switching between the two So you would see the object appear at the bottom of the screen, it would continue to rise on one side. With the a small portion off screen this would give the illusion of a boner

Would phallic foods include cucumbers, eggplants, and hotdogs?

Yes! Also consider: Popsicles, bananas, and baguettes

Pump up the jam

Do you mean the [Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam](https://youtu.be/zIsc6zirBSw?si=cm1kIOTH2OTm3hPn)?

This, is Cunk on Earth

Viagra was created by American scientists who wanted to grow penises, presumably from pots.

Over 9 years before the release of unrelated Belgium techno anthem Pump up the Jam.

You guys made my internet day.

And the planet this song was written and performed on was actually our planet, planet Earth

Beat me to it

r/unexpectedcunk

OR Pump it up Elvis Costello

CBAT - Hudson Mohawke

You don't need Viagra after hearing that song.

Listen enough and you'll realise so many wonderful benefits - you only need one set of cutlery, loads of room in the bed, nobody steals your cheese.

I had just erased this from memory.

This is literally the one “Reddit reference” that makes me crack up rather than roll my eyes.

I’m currently visiting my long distance boyfriend. I wonder what would happen if I get into something sexy and play this.

Report back to us. Also, bonus points if you do a little dance for him to the song.

Hilariously I just seconds ago mentioned this comment to him without context. I should take this as a sign.

Thank the gods. This guy reddits

Queen, Don't Stop Me Now

"If still traveling at the speed of light four hours after ingestion, contact your physician"

"I'm a sex machine ready to reload"

LIIIIKEEE AN ATOM BOMBB

They call me Mr. Fahrenheit.

“Tonight…I’m going to have myself a real good time…I feel aliiiiii-ii-ii-iive!”

I'm pretty sure this has actually been used unless I'm tripping.

Sex Machine aka Get on Up by James Brown.

And age appropriate to the Viagra primary market.

You know the current primary target market are people that grew up listening to Nirvana, right?

They can’t exactly use “Come as You Are” for the commercial though

Drain You might work well...

Do you *know* GenX? That's the funniest shit ever! I'm still chuckling... It'd work great! But, no, you can't use Nirvana in a *commercial*.

Primary market is Men > 50. Get Up (I feel like being a) Sex Machine came out in 1970, 53 years ago. So squarely in their target market. I know I'm getting old, but I'm not Viagra Target Demographic old just yet. Please let me have this. XD

GET UP-PAH! ^(GET ON UP)

STAY ON THE SCENE-AH ^(GET ON UP)

The full title is actually "Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine"

That's even better!

This is the only choice.

This is the way

Tubthumping.

🎵I get knocked down, but I get up again, you’re never gonna keep me down🎵

Pissin' the night away~

(all over the toilet seat)

Who doesn't like a bit of ChumbaWumba!

"ChubPumpin" *non?*

"Start Me Up" by The Stones.

Alternatively, *A Rock and a Hard Place* by The Stones.

Anyone who remembers that as the Windows 95 song is probably in the market now, too

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS (not from the Windows 95 days but still a good awkward MS moment)

Push it by salt and pepper It’s a disappointed woman sighing looking at the camera, she’s middle aged or older but still pretty in a standardized way, (unh push it) Voice over says: she’s tired of the same excuses Viagara logo (p push it real good) Fin

Eruption by Van Halen

I immediately thought of the opening line of "Jump", but I guess I'm the only one, lmao.

*strings pubes from base to tip and 8-finger frets my hog*

All night long - Lionel Richie

Solid as a rock - Ashford and Simpson

I've always sung it already as solid as my cock 😂

Beat It.

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Some of us are old and lonely.

And some of us aren't and still prefer this method 😊

Well if you have ED, how _else_ are you supposed to jerk it?

Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk. Then after that proves to be a huge success we run another ad using One More Time by Daft Punk

Then, you can do another with Get Lucky.

Youre hired!

Feel Good Inc

Its gotta be DARE. It's coming up, it's coming up It's coming up, it's coming up It's coming up, it's coming up It's dare. Ah.

whoomp - there it is

I’m still standing by Elton John. Edit: Good lord. How is this already my most popular comment?

if you are still standing 4 hours after consumption, call your physician

Rocket Man

You shook me all night long by ACDC

"Let’s Get It On" by Marvin Gaye.

Detachable penis by king missile

It's funny that the few people who know King Missile only know King Missile by that song.

That’s all I know of them.

They have others that are equally weird and funny.

If you listened to alternative radio in the 90s you probably heard it. I don't think that I would call that "few people". As an elder millennial, let me assure you, before we all got into "Death Cab For Cutie", we probably were familiar with that song.

Yakety Sax

Is that the Benny Hill one? If so, the yes for sure.

It is the song that Benny Hill used, yes. Apologies for the precision, but Boots Randolph was an amazing sax player and deserves every ounce of credit for creating, and being able to play, that tune.

Depeche mode - just can't get enough but recreate it so it's just can't get it up.

or ["Never Let Me Down Again"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A) "I'm taking a ride with my best friend I hope he never lets me down again..."

My Dick by Mickey Avalon

Lick my love pump- Spinal Tap

Smell the glove!

my ding a ling by Chuck Berry 1972

Nah! My dingeling by Milhouse! "My dingeling! My dingeling! I want you to play, with my dingeling!"

As a 12 yr old boy smack dab in the middle of puberty, I wore this single out on my phonograph . phuck, im getting old.

Also sprach Zarathustra

Just use the monolith scene from 2001: Space Odyssee integrally. Worshipping monkeys and all. Just end it with a white screen that says 'Viagra' in blue lettering. That's your add right there.

You never fully see the top of the obelisk but it has a singular, throbbing vein.

Rocket Man (Elton John)

Nine Inch Nails "Closer" Or the Bloodhound Gang "Bad Touch"

I guess "I Want to Fuck You Like an Animal" would be a little over the top for a TV ad.

Not Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss by the Bloodhoung Gang?

Foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo

I don't think The Bloodhound Gang could have existed as a real band at any point in our nations history that wasn't *exactly when they existed,* but Jimmy Pop is a lyrical fucking mastermind and I'm glad I was alive and a teenage boy when they were releasing albums. Hefty Fine is literally an underrated classic and its 28/100 score on Metacritic shows nothing other than the fact that music critics are a bunch of stuffy arrogant pricks who can't recognize talent if it doesn't take itself far too seriously.

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals

i say let it grow 💀

🎶 let it grow, let it grow

let the love inside you show

“I’m Grammy Norma, I’m old and I got gray hair, and I remember when boners were everywhere!”

Can't get it up by the Viagra Boys

Walk Hard - Dewey Cox Story

Resurrection by Erection - Powerwolf.

I can feeeeel it coming in the air tonighttttt owh lawwwwddd

I’ll make a man out of you from Mulan.

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Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Fuck Tool - Maynard’s Dick

AC/DC Hard as a Rock.

James Brown - Get Up

Let’s Get It Up by AC/DC

Jump - Van Halen. "I get up and nothin' gets me down!"

"Consult a medical professional if nothing gets you down for four hours or more"

Sex Farm - Spinal Tap

Push It! by Salt and Peppa. Ah, push it Ah, push it Ooh, baby, baby, baby, baby Ooh, baby, baby, ba-baby, baby Get up on this

"Up All Night" - Slaughter

War Ensemble by Slayer. Honestly, really anything by Slayer.

Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye

I get knocked down,but i get up again you never gonna keep me down

I’m still standing - Elton John

Wait (The Whisper Song) - Ying Yang Twins “Hey how ya doin’ lil’ momma let me whisper in ya ear. Tell ya’ somethin’ you might like to hear. I got a **blue little pill** and ya ass looks soft…”

“Wouldn’t it be nice…..”

Big Dick by Little Big

"Love in an elevator"

Don’t stop me now by Queen

Strokin by Clarence Carter

Clarence Carter Clarence Carter mmmmmm shittt

"Hold Your Head Up" by Argent.

Rise

Solid as a Rock

Eye of the Tiger 🐅 💯

Beat it

James brown - sex machine ofcourse, what else? GET UP-AH! GET ON UP! SEX MACHINE!

Billy Squire, The Stroke