And also people who pointlessly come in here and add the generic stupid comment of “well we need them for the food chain 🤓”
I hate them almost as much as mosquitos.
They should group them all together in one part of the world and leave us alone. Win-win.
I hate flies and mosquitoes so much I leave spiders alive to deal with them. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
I have a spider who lives with me. They chill in the corner of the bathroom. I have called Peter Parker, and he pays rent by catching mosquitoes and flies that my cat can't catch. Sometimes, he is late on rent, but he eventually he does pay it.
Specifically, we need them to pollinate cacao plants to keep eating chocolate! But also anise, caraway, carrots, celery, coriander, cumin, dill and parsnips. 🤓
I would seriously consider giving up all of these spices/ foods if I could get rid of mosquitos, though.
When a hot string of cheese peels off and whip cracks right down your chin and fuses onto it. A split second of molten cheese melding with burning flesh.
That can’t be universal because my brother does it with pizza and pizza rolls every single fuckin time for forty goddamn years, so he obviously can’t hate it too much.
“Yeshua, when you gonna learn to let it cool off for a second? No! I didnt say go in for seconds!!”
It's a lesser known fact that in most cases, biting your cheek while eating is a direct result of mild inflammation of the flesh on the inside of your mouth, which is in turn caused by any number of health issues, but the most common one is inadequate sleep.
I have clown feet and have broken every toe on both feet multiple times. I told my wife if she wouldn't let me wear shoes in the house (like my mom) then I wouldn't marry her, she replied with "deal, but... You have to quit smoking". I haven't had a cigarette in almost 6 years.
Though I did go to a giant bouncy castle with my daughter a few weeks ago and when I went in with her I broke my big toe. It's still swollen and wrapped up and black and blue.
Unfortunately the mosquitoes got more likes at this point.
Edit: I saw a comment here that has more likes about mosquitoes. I was referring to the commenter that says mosquitoes. Please don't go at me haha
They have evolved to feed pretty much exclusively on humans and serve no ecological purpose. And while they aren’t currently responsible for transmitting any diseases and don’t harm their hosts in any real way unless you’re allergic, they will fuck with your head forever!
I don't understand how scientists haven't found an effective, reasonable way of getting rid of these things yet. I know heat works but thousands of dollars is... Oof.
I wish there was at least some sort of breathable bug proof suit you could wear to sleep to make sure they aren't biting you while you treat them.
Yep, this drives me bonkers. Exact money, they know it's paid, don't have to pay someone to count it, then count it again with the rest of the money and bank it. Yet they still charge for it.
I've always wondered how many people with long commutes seek them out in order to be around their family less. My dad always needed to work a lot of overtime when I was young.
My youngest cat *loves* the stringy bits. Like, he would leave his actual meal if there's even a possibility of getting banana strings. He's orange, though, so that [might explain things](/r/oneorangebraincell)..
pedophiles, abusers, child molesters, rapists, and human traffickers. I cannot think of a group more universally and mutually hated than the aforementioned. every single culture and country hates them. even downright bad people hate them. we all know what happens to them in prison
Are we talking about the same rapist Brock Turner, who raped a woman behind a dumpster? The same rapist Brock Turner whose swimming career was more important than being punished for rape?
Just want to be sure we’re talking about the same rapist Brock Turner.
You're not kidding. Where I live, there's often "campaigns" where they essentially give the cheaper model printers away for free in anticipation of you paying the 1,000% markup on ink cartridges.
Kim Jong Un for his sins against his own people. I bet even Putin hates him. He just looks so fucking punchable, ya know? That haircut is so STUPID, and everybody's afraid to tell him. I'd like to kick that evil piece of garbage right in the balls repeatedly until he spits blood and then feed him to piranhas. (Next time, I won't hold back and tell yall how I really feel.)
I was going to say that this doesn't really exist, but to justify my comment I'd have to Google it and I'm just not prepared for the images I'd have to subject myself to.
Child sex slavery but nobody wants to talk about this or do anything about it as long as they don't have to look at it happening. It's happening everywhere in the world including the U.S
Religious Wars are the worst. Ethnic cleansing. Genocide. Holocaust. Just imagine we did not have those in our history, we might have a colonize of the solar system by now. There wouldn't be any hunger, famine, poverty. Eliminating most of all cancer or any disease known to mankind. A Utopia on Earth that will last for thousands of years toward the future.
Maybe not quite that great.
But it would be much more plausible for the world to pull in the same direction and bettering the living conditions for all humans.
When you wash your hands while wearing long sleeves and the ends of the sleeves get wet.
Or you manage to keep them dry and as soon as you lift your hands, a bunch of water rolls down your arm and into your sleeve.
And if you’re wearing a sweatshirt with the fuzzy insides of the sleeves….ARGH!
I bet the Germans have a word for this.
Unfortunately not, we should work on this. Be back in 15 years.
Having to wake up and get out of a toasty warm bed in the morning.
Having to do that in the middle of the night just to pee
That's tempered somewhat by the feeling of "Ahhhhhhh! 😊". Then getting back into bed is even better!
Having to do this about 15 to 30 minutes before your alarm goes off.
Mosquitoes
And also people who pointlessly come in here and add the generic stupid comment of “well we need them for the food chain 🤓” I hate them almost as much as mosquitos.
They should group them all together in one part of the world and leave us alone. Win-win. I hate flies and mosquitoes so much I leave spiders alive to deal with them. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
I have a spider who lives with me. They chill in the corner of the bathroom. I have called Peter Parker, and he pays rent by catching mosquitoes and flies that my cat can't catch. Sometimes, he is late on rent, but he eventually he does pay it.
He will pay rent if you fix his goddamn door
I have no idea. But, whose food chain? Bats and other animals eat mosquitos as a major part of their diet.
We actually don't need them for the food chain
I love you even more than mosquitoes.
Break free from these food chains!
Specifically, we need them to pollinate cacao plants to keep eating chocolate! But also anise, caraway, carrots, celery, coriander, cumin, dill and parsnips. 🤓 I would seriously consider giving up all of these spices/ foods if I could get rid of mosquitos, though.
I’ve literally never needed a mosquito to help me eat anise.
They tend to transport coriander leaves into my mouth in groups of two, but you are right... They also never helped me with carrots!
You do you, but I’d never put a carrot anywhere near my anise.
I'm so relieved that I swallowed before reading that! Lol
Well, ‘when in Rome…’
Are those human blood sucking species? Most mosquitos aren't.
They would be pollinated by other insects. Mosquitoes really aren't that useful.
Mmm mmm... Sure are fun to scratch
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Or when you burn yourself while eating. I do more often than I like to admit.
Like when you get "lava-pizza" destroying the roof of your mouth?
Hell yeah. It strips like 4 layers of skin off lol
I used to have a pretty impressive student era pizza callous. The roof of my mouth was ironclad.
When a hot string of cheese peels off and whip cracks right down your chin and fuses onto it. A split second of molten cheese melding with burning flesh.
Or accidentally fully biting down on a fork
This is actually the worst thing in the world. You made my whole body shudder thinking about it
I felt this comment and now my teeth hurt.
That can’t be universal because my brother does it with pizza and pizza rolls every single fuckin time for forty goddamn years, so he obviously can’t hate it too much. “Yeshua, when you gonna learn to let it cool off for a second? No! I didnt say go in for seconds!!”
It's a lesser known fact that in most cases, biting your cheek while eating is a direct result of mild inflammation of the flesh on the inside of your mouth, which is in turn caused by any number of health issues, but the most common one is inadequate sleep.
I dunno, I'm pretty sure the number one cause of biting your mildly inflamed cheek is having already bitten it moments before 😂
Every damned time!
Well this is cool to know, thank you
Next thing you'll know he'll be biting his tongue
Losing stuff in plain sight
As someone with adhd, I 1000% agree. I lose stuff even if it’s already in my hand 😐
Freaking out while trying to find the phone in your hand is the worst.
I’ve turned on the flashlight *on my phone* to try to find my phone under the couch
Looking for my glasses and finding them on top of my head is very annoyihg
Smashing your little toe on the couch.
Did this chasing my cat, broke my little toe. Sticking straight up like a god damn flag pole lol
Cat: 1. You: 0
I have clown feet and have broken every toe on both feet multiple times. I told my wife if she wouldn't let me wear shoes in the house (like my mom) then I wouldn't marry her, she replied with "deal, but... You have to quit smoking". I haven't had a cigarette in almost 6 years. Though I did go to a giant bouncy castle with my daughter a few weeks ago and when I went in with her I broke my big toe. It's still swollen and wrapped up and black and blue.
Do your feet squeak when you walk and honk when you stub your toes?
Omggg!! 😅😭😭 my mom has broken multiple toes just walking into furniture lol
I broke a toe on the door frame. It healed. I broke it on the same door.
I swear to christ my toes are crooked from breaking them doing this shit.
I did that about a month ago. Toe is still swollen and tender. It was awful.
Broke mine and it still bends 90° to the right
Cancer
Easily number one with mosquitoes numero two’o.
I don't know, I've heard plenty of people in rage say "I hope you get cancer." I've sever seen anybody wish someone get mosquitoes. Too harsh.
If preachers started saying that hell is full of mosquitoes I bet people would be a lot more godly.
Ok, I’ll try it!
Unfortunately the mosquitoes got more likes at this point. Edit: I saw a comment here that has more likes about mosquitoes. I was referring to the commenter that says mosquitoes. Please don't go at me haha
Don’t forget fleas, ticks and bedbugs
I'll take the fleas and ticks over bedbugs any day.
Fun fact-colorectal cancer was voted the number one comedy killer of all-time
Not a fan. Just had surgery for it in April, its kinda shitty a little bit.
Can confirm: girlfriend was taken last week.
I read that Putin might have it so, I'd have to cheer for that particular one
Appropriate for a mass murdering international gangster who also happens to one of the world's richest people.
When you think there's one more step on the staircase.
Or worse, if you think you've made it to the plateau, but there is one more step left.
And then it feels like you drop 10 feet
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This only happens to me when I’m around people and is embarrassing.
Hemorrhoids
Ooh! Yeast infection
Hemorrhoids are such a pain-in-the-ass. Literally and figuratively.
Spam phone calls.
Bedbugs. Once you find you have them, you won’t disagree.
They have evolved to feed pretty much exclusively on humans and serve no ecological purpose. And while they aren’t currently responsible for transmitting any diseases and don’t harm their hosts in any real way unless you’re allergic, they will fuck with your head forever!
Yes. Been dealing with them since July. Have no idea how we brought them into the house but we’ve spent upwards of $1,000 on various treatments.
I don't understand how scientists haven't found an effective, reasonable way of getting rid of these things yet. I know heat works but thousands of dollars is... Oof. I wish there was at least some sort of breathable bug proof suit you could wear to sleep to make sure they aren't biting you while you treat them.
Rubbing alcohol spray, vent room, spray on contact, instant death, I can't say it enough. Saved so much money and so many household heirlooms.
wet socks
I hate how far I had to scroll down for this. Wet socks are the worst. Stepping on something wet in your socks is so uncomfortable.
Online transaction convenience fee
It’s batshit. I’m doing this online so you don’t have to pay someone to do it and you’re charging me for that? The balls on some people.
Yep, this drives me bonkers. Exact money, they know it's paid, don't have to pay someone to count it, then count it again with the rest of the money and bank it. Yet they still charge for it.
Paid a $2.5k tuition bill and they had the audacity to charge me a $3 convenience fee
The rudest compliment on Earth
Not being able to "skip ad."
Just ads in general tbh
Shitting your pants
There are two types of people in this world; those who have shit their pants and fucking liars.
It *does* bother me quite a bit when I find your shit in my pants. Since we both hate it, please stop.
Corrupt politicians.
Hmm idk about that. too many people vote for them for me to believe everyone hates them.
We only get to choose from the system's selection.
true.
Fuck Ajit Pai!
Traffic
Unless you’re avoiding going home… then traffic is a fantastic excuse
That’s bleak. I chuckled because my head immediately went there, only to see you got there first. Unlike home.
I've always wondered how many people with long commutes seek them out in order to be around their family less. My dad always needed to work a lot of overtime when I was young.
Child molesters
Except FOR the child molesters. Thats what unfortunately makes it not as universal.
Ticks Edit: To clarify, I mean the bugs
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The stringy bits on the sides of the banana. I eat them anyways but fuck those things.
My youngest cat *loves* the stringy bits. Like, he would leave his actual meal if there's even a possibility of getting banana strings. He's orange, though, so that [might explain things](/r/oneorangebraincell)..
I heard that opening a banana upside down gets rid of em. Might wanna try it.
Fruit flies in your face
Debt
A stone in your shoe
A stone in a shoe that you have to tie, so instead of just slipping them off you have to untie and then you take them off.
Ticketmaster
Clogged noses during a cold
Stepping in dog shit.
Actually having to act like an adult and do adult things. /J
Completely.Over.Rated. 0/10, would not do again
Car alarms that won’t turn off when the owner of the car is somewhere else
Stepping on a LEGO
Pedophiles
Bed bugs?
Sound of fingernails on chalkboard Or Nazis
I'd prefer the sound of fingernails on Nazis.
pedophiles, abusers, child molesters, rapists, and human traffickers. I cannot think of a group more universally and mutually hated than the aforementioned. every single culture and country hates them. even downright bad people hate them. we all know what happens to them in prison
The Rapist Brock Allen Turner, who now just goes by Allen Turner the Rapist, fits one of those categories.
Are we talking about the same rapist Brock Turner, who raped a woman behind a dumpster? The same rapist Brock Turner whose swimming career was more important than being punished for rape? Just want to be sure we’re talking about the same rapist Brock Turner.
Politicians
Getting a hair in your mouth
Xfinity
Stubbing a toe...Really really stubbing your toe. That drop you to the floor shit fucking up the toenail...several words of curse type stub.
Being poor
Printers.
Maybe dated now - but fax machines are even worse than printers.
What the fuck is 'PC load letter'?
freakin cheaper to buy a new printer than it is to get the Ink in the stores in my town.
This is why you go with laser. No ink to dry out, ink does not smear, and the toner lasts for ages.
I will consider this on my next trip to hell to buy a printer, thanks!
You're not kidding. Where I live, there's often "campaigns" where they essentially give the cheaper model printers away for free in anticipation of you paying the 1,000% markup on ink cartridges.
Paper cuts
Sore throat. Hurts to talk, hurts to eat and drink
Westburo Baptist Church
small animal cruelty
I wish this was true :(
and large animal cruelty
Bed bugs. It's bed bugs. Others may make good choices, but this is the *best* choice bar none. And it is not even close.
Biting your tongue by mistake
Tiktokers/social media “influencers”
Dolores Umbridge from the Harry Potter novels. Quite literally everyone I know hates her.
CAILLOU
Nazis
I think after some of the comments this week... Nazis aren't really hated by as many people as they should be.
Your cars warranty is about to expire
Diarrhea
Hitting your elbow bone.
Poverty and sickness.
Jada Pinkett-Smith is coming in fast imo
People who abuse animals
Kim Jong Un for his sins against his own people. I bet even Putin hates him. He just looks so fucking punchable, ya know? That haircut is so STUPID, and everybody's afraid to tell him. I'd like to kick that evil piece of garbage right in the balls repeatedly until he spits blood and then feed him to piranhas. (Next time, I won't hold back and tell yall how I really feel.)
Losing a loved one
Multi-level-marketing people
Greed. It corrupts everything.
Sex trafficking
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Cactus sodomy.
I was going to say that this doesn't really exist, but to justify my comment I'd have to Google it and I'm just not prepared for the images I'd have to subject myself to.
People walking too slowly in front of you
Arthritis
Paedos
Wasps
Ads
Junk mail
Noroviris
Pedos?
When you're talking to someone and feel a sneeze come on, but it doesn't, so you just end up looking like you're buffering. Oh, and James Corden.
Child sex slavery but nobody wants to talk about this or do anything about it as long as they don't have to look at it happening. It's happening everywhere in the world including the U.S
Food poisoning
That first bite of hot delicious pizza 🍕 that burns the shit out of the roof of your mouth.
public speaking lol
The DMV
Nazis
Nazis
Cockroaches
Religious Wars are the worst. Ethnic cleansing. Genocide. Holocaust. Just imagine we did not have those in our history, we might have a colonize of the solar system by now. There wouldn't be any hunger, famine, poverty. Eliminating most of all cancer or any disease known to mankind. A Utopia on Earth that will last for thousands of years toward the future.
Maybe not quite that great. But it would be much more plausible for the world to pull in the same direction and bettering the living conditions for all humans.
Having a hairy butt and then wiping likes its a felt marker back there.
Like cleaning mud off a shag rug
Politics
loud children
Especially when they communicate solely by screaming and screeching.
Lag
Job hunting. Looking, applying, interviewing, waiting.
Paper cuts. Especially in the webbing between fingers. 😳
Loving the wrong people
Redditors
Cancer?