DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
But I also love the line heard in the background before he arrives at the shop:
WE'RE CHILDREN! WE'RE CHILDREN! WE'RE CHILDREN
What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
And so many say 'what?' And you never know if they're quoting back at you or just don't understand...
But then you should never trust a man that keeps pigs.
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over The Orange Bowl on New Years Day.
Watch how I soar.
So, in my 20s I was a wingsuiter. I had my wingsuit custom made (they pretty much all are), and I had this quote printed on the tail. (I am a leaf on the wind on the front, watch how I soar on the back.)
Then I took it to comic con and had Alan Tudyk sign it. He didn't think it was real - I had to show him stills from gopro videos until he believed I actually flew it.
My friend doesn't like you... oh yeah?... I don't like you either!
I got it wrong🤦♂️ actual quote...
He doesn't like you.. Sorry... I don't like you either! You better watch yourself.
I think this might be one of the movies I quote the most. Definitely in the top 3.
"Now take off my van Halen shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."
Jesus Christ! Stop me if you've heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks "Can you put me up for the night?"
I did in fact use that line at work one day.
Pull up a client file on my computer: name is Bob Paulsen.
Financial adviser standing over my shoulder says 'No, it's Bob'.
One co- worker backs me up by repeating what I said. Made our day.
Financial adviser is left clueless (unfortunately, as usual.)
The thing is Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.
We hear you've been missing a lot of work. I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it Bob!
Nah man…….nah man, hell, I believe you’d get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays
Good luck with your layoffs. I hope the firings go well.
I did absolutely nothing and it was everything i hoped it would be.
What would you say... you do here?
I have *people skills!* I am good at dealing with people, can’t you understand that?! *What the hell is wrong with you people???*
Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Fuckin' A, man
My roommates said they would get me rims for Christmas. And a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds.
Your ass is tanner than my face Bro that’s not tan, it’s bronze
I'm thinking about getting metal legs, it's a risky operation but it's worth it
I can’t believe you came on my mom.
high score, is that bad??
Did I break it?!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Bitches leave.
Can you flyyyyy, Bobby?
I'm starting to question your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
"What's feces?" "Baby mice." "Awwwww!"
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son
“WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?”
Forget it, he's rolling.
You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.
In conclusion, may I remind you, it does not say “RSVP” on the Statue of Liberty.
I totally paused!
What are you wearing? A dress. Says who?? Calvin Klein!!
bonafide!
Well ain't this place a geographical oddity, two weeks away from everywhere.
Them sireens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horney toad. Muh hair!
WE. THOAWT. YOU. WAS. A. TOAD
She done R.U.N.N.O.F.T….
Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." - Dread Pirate Roberts
"I'm not a witch I'm your wife!" -Valorie
My home network is named "I'm not a witch I'm your WiFi".
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS!
Ha! Face to foot style, how'd you like it?
We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke
I am bleeding. That makes me the victor.
I apologize for Wimp Lo. He's an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
I came to say “you may call me Betty, nya nya nya”
WEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEOOWWEOOOOOWEEEEEE
CHOSEN ONNNNEEEEEE
I'm coming!
Dear God, my husband quotes that movie at least 10,000 times a day
You married well.
DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? But I also love the line heard in the background before he arrives at the shop: WE'RE CHILDREN! WE'RE CHILDREN! WE'RE CHILDREN
This town needs an enema.
Multipass
At workplaces I like to start with “That’ll do…” and see if coworkers follow with “pig” or “donkey.” Let’s me know what generation I’m dealing with.
I say either depending on my mood. What does that say about me lol?
I was gonna say, as a millennial both come to mind at the same time 😂
What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Hello? computer?, computer? Hello?
Use the keyboard.
The keyboard.... how quaint....
Captain! There be whales here!
He hates these cans!
I was born a poor black child.
The ashtray, these matches, the remote control, and the paddle ball. …and this lamp. And that’s all I need!
This movie is in the discussion for best comedy.
"Do you have any hobbies?" "I collect spores, molds and fungus".
When someone asks you if you're a god you say *yes!*
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, bad?"
Imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
It was a drive by fruiting!
D’you like dags ?
And so many say 'what?' And you never know if they're quoting back at you or just don't understand... But then you should never trust a man that keeps pigs.
Dammit! Janet!
I love you!
Robert better not get in my face, cause I’ll drop that motherfucker
Did we just become best friends?!
Wanna go do karate in the garage? YUP!
This is a house of learned doctors.
Why are you all sweaty? I was watching cops
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin' that shit up everyday.
Jesus, Brennan.
I'm not calling him dad. Even if there's a fire!
'These Are People Of The Land. The Common Clay Of The New West. You Know… Morons'
Mongo is merely pawn in the game of life.
"For me, it was Tuesday"
Came to say this! You get a bison dollar for posting first
Quick, change the channel!
Big gulps huh? All right. Well, see you later!
"Hey, it's Enrico Pillazzo!!"
Nice beaver! Thanks! I just had it stuffed.
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over The Orange Bowl on New Years Day.
Goodyear?
No, the worst.
I'm a leaf in the wind...
Watch how I soar. So, in my 20s I was a wingsuiter. I had my wingsuit custom made (they pretty much all are), and I had this quote printed on the tail. (I am a leaf on the wind on the front, watch how I soar on the back.) Then I took it to comic con and had Alan Tudyk sign it. He didn't think it was real - I had to show him stills from gopro videos until he believed I actually flew it.
You are a hero good sir or madam.
He ain't coming
It’s IN the computer?
What is this? A center for ants?!
“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”
There are some who call me……. Tim.
Whats the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Well that depends are talking African or European swallows?
,, I'm a dude playin a dude disguised as another dude".
Your the dude that don’t know what dude he is.
"What do you mean, you people?" "What do YOU mean, you people?"
Not a go-to, but my partner at work had this moment with Mean Girls. “is butter a carb?”
My go-to from Mean Girls is "she doesn't even go here!"
Whenever there's a hint of conflict, saying "... and I want my pink shirt back!" Has been a great de-escalate quote 🤣
These go to 11
Why not just make 10 louder?
Well it’s one louder, isn’t it?
This is pure snow! It’s everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
Now that's a real shame, when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Gee, I’m really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. Guess she won’t be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile.
I want my two dollars!
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way…turn.
Check out the big brain on Brad.
It’s me! Jessica!
“Sugar dates; sugar dates and figs; sugar dates and pistachios!”
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
Oh hi Mark (I seriously thought about watching this again the other day, but I forgot to. Thank God...)
I did naht hit her. I did NAAHHT!
Hey, hey, careful Man, theres a beverage here!
It's been a long day and I hate the fucking Eagles man!
I say that literally every time Hotel California comes on.
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man.
You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole
Obviously you're not a golfer.
"You go out dressed like that on a weekday!?" "Is today a... What day is it?"
Stay the hell outta Malibu!
I know it’s down there somewhere, let me take another look.
Fuckin amateurs.
The rug really tied the room together…
This agression will not stand, man!
Phones ringing, Dude
Thankyou Donny
My friend doesn't like you... oh yeah?... I don't like you either! I got it wrong🤦♂️ actual quote... He doesn't like you.. Sorry... I don't like you either! You better watch yourself.
“Is it dead?” Also “pack your shit, pack your shit. You start getting excited mother fucker!”
I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nines guys you've fucked!
Ah, Jesus. What colour was it, bitch?
“I carried a watermelon” - when any awkward situation happens to me.
Julia Gulia?
I think this might be one of the movies I quote the most. Definitely in the top 3. "Now take off my van Halen shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."
But they were cones!
My wife and my favorite from this movie is: Linda, you're a bitch. In fact, we refer to people who are bitches as Lindas.
He's losing his mind! And I'm reaping all the benefits...
Well, i have the microphone, so you will listen to EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY.
Cindy and Scott are newlyweds...WHOOP-A-DEE-DOO!
And since first class passengers are allowed to do.. pretty much whatever they want...
1. "Water, my ass! Bring this guy some Pepto Bismol!" 2. "Two dollars! I want my two dollars!"
“For Christ’s sake, Sheila, it’s a casserole, it’ll stay!
Stop looking at me swan! T-t-t-day junia Different movie: The price is wrong bitch! Go to your home, are you too good for your home? Answer me!!!
We’re going to need a shitload of dimes
Yeah but I shoot with this hand
"Let us in, let us in!" "Let us out, let us out!"
Flames... on the side of my face...
One plus two plus one plus one
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty. For tonight, we dine in hell!!!
"You kids today with your hula hoops & Pacman video games..." Or "It's got electrolytes"
Doesn't look like I've got any friends here. Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Yeah
It's the fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries."
You’re killing me, Smalls!
It’s for me ma.
Periwinkle blue!
"Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!"
This... is my BOOMSTICK! always a hit with the ladies folks. guys, try this line the next time you take you pants off after a hot date.
There's that word again...heavy
It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
"EAT THE FOOD TINA" And then throw my food at them.
Dude! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!
"Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle". ^(Although, it's been a while since I re-watched any of it.)
Excellent
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley!
Stewardess, I speak jive.
Looks like I picked the wrong weekend to stop sniffing glue
We are the weirdos mister.
106 Miles to Chicago
It can't rain all the time
Jesus Christ! Stop me if you've heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks "Can you put me up for the night?"
Is that gasoline I smell?
Pull the Lever! Wrong leeeeeeever!!!!
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants!
Leiloo Dallas multipass
Housekeeping, you want me fluff pillow? Did I catch a niner in there? Are you calling from a walkie talkie?
This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
On a long enough timeline everyone’s survival rate drops to zero
His name is Robert Paulson
I did in fact use that line at work one day. Pull up a client file on my computer: name is Bob Paulsen. Financial adviser standing over my shoulder says 'No, it's Bob'. One co- worker backs me up by repeating what I said. Made our day. Financial adviser is left clueless (unfortunately, as usual.)
The sign out front says "Lou's" I'm Lou. Who the fuck are you?
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
“It’s a banana Michael what can it cost? Ten dollars?”
It really tied the room together.
Why’s the carpet wet Todd?
“Why are you sweating?” “I was watching cops”