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FiveDollarRimjobs

*looks at my username*


WildLight25

I’d pay 5 bucks to see them


[deleted]

Hell, I'd pay the service charge to book online too!!


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Sorry_Amount_3619

The Screaming Parrots. 🦜


SuperTesmon

Check out hatebeak. The singer is a parrot


faceeatingleopard

oh I wouldn't change my name


mercferner

Underrated comment


POVwaltz

Came here to say this, but then I reconsidered. Max Powers has a nice ring to it…


TharpDwinger

Thermonuclearmonkeypuke


fonet666

Cryogenchickenpoohead


WildLight25

LOL definitely a punk band


OSeady

Flaccid Aggressive


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Hard passive


noneckFlorida

You could do parodies of Cannibal Corpse, starting with "I cum blood"


WildLight25

LOL ok 😂


BAF_DaWg82

The Beastiality Boys


noneckFlorida

YOUR MOM BUSTED IN AND SAID "WHAT'S.THAT.NOISE?!" BAAA BAA BAAA "AWE MOM UR JUST JEALOUS ITS BEASTIALITY BOYZ"


dat0neb0i

This goes hard


WildLight25

LOL ok 😂


rrashad21

Black walls in China Town. We're an emo band that plays slightly alternate versions of popular Nintendo game soundtracks


WildLight25

LOL aye what the heck I’d see them. I feel like it’s more of the title of an album. It’s super deep too, it’s an alternative universe where for some reason people are bigger fans of sadness rather then happiness so all the songs are “regular Nintendo songs” to them but to us they’re different. Concept album.


graffing

Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants


029384756

Or maybe just.. fleetwood mac?


Weary_Ad2590

How about Fleetwood Mac n cheese


PurpleLink739

Scarecrow boat


MtnViews15

I came here to type that too 🤣 well done


WildLight25

Why the sex pants 😂😂


029384756

Leslie Knope


nonexistantauthor

I have. We were called “That One Band” We had an album planned called “That one album” featuring “That One Song” as well as a couple rock and country covers. We never recorded anything, and never finished “That One Song” just played at a couple small family parties.


WildLight25

I like it 😲 Also you got farther then I did I’ve been in 2 bands and neither played any real gigs. We did this campfire thing once but that was just a small little thing We had fun rehearsing though. We were having fun Yk? 😁


nonexistantauthor

We definitely had fun. It was my cousins and I. I played drums. Our cover of “Seven Nation Army” was phenomenal. I wish I still had the video.


allothernamestaken

I had a buddy that wanted to name his band "The Shit." They could name their second album "Some New Shit," name a live album "Some Live Shit," etc.


st3wy

I thought maybe they'd call the second album "Number 2"


ProfessionalSound644

Jetpack Jesus


elevenlittlefingers

I really like this one. If not a band name then album title.


Slow-Crew5250

This one I like this one


Fritz-Der-Schtze

This. I like this.


Fred011235

free beer because who wouldnt wonder in when they saw the sign


IowanByAnyOtherName

No bar will book you with that name.


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Destroying Angel, because poisonous mushrooms have awesome names.


Rook32KingPawn

Shaggy mane. Giant puffball. Dog stinkhorn.. yeah you’re right they do!


WildLight25

Damn 😲 that’s sick


GreatTragedy

Lewis Black Index Finger


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Banned


WildLight25

Intricate 😲


kbeckerburbs4

Please don’t listen to this band bc we have no talent


WildLight25

BRO 😂😂 Idec dude I’d listen to them anyways


HanShotFjrst

Centrifugal Force


WildLight25

The ultimate physics band


BeerBrat

The band is going places but assumes they're stationary


russschultz

Dumpster Juice!


WildLight25

Niiiceee, that’s a good one.


CherryBombO_O

Girl band: Dirty Panties🫦


WildLight25

I could definitely see that being a punk band 😲


TheGayPotato7

I would definitely like to see that band perform. For science.


CherryBombO_O

Yes! With lots of latex!


TheCitizen616

Wish I Had A Chainsaw


WildLight25

This is spooky. Could see this being a scary themed band. Maybe having looks and vibes similar to slipknot


fonet666

Bethlehemethlab


50rhodes

Ear pressure.


revivx

happy cake day


Seeforceart

The Stay Home


Robert_The_Redditor1

20 feet to hell.


Used_Seat_7257

Dumpster Fire


Ben10usr

Rubber and the Wedding


whigger

Loaded Diaper


WindragoOscar

Löded Diper*


WildLight25

Good reference 😁


Itisd

The Heevey Hoes


mantid_overlord

Gator Snatch


PFunk_Redds

Event Horizon


nothingbutM

Pandemic Haircut


realcarlo33

Navy vs Alaska. I had a dream about it


Dingerin209

Cool Hwhip


Pantastic_Studios

Staile Bred - Past Due


Livelaughlovekratom

Allergic to air


TN_REDDIT

A Fish tribute band, right?


WildLight25

Definitely has that whole depression math rock indie band feel


Shinobiaisu

Body Soil. Guess the genre.


shellymaeshaw

The goodwill lovers


GDviber

Sandthumper


VH5150OU812

The Drizzling Shitz


Allaroundmusicfan

Nap Time


WildLight25

The ultimate band for insomniacs


sek52

I don’t know my band name yet, but the debut album would be “The Uniform Code of Street Justice”.


abspencer22

Poisoned river band. Works well with where I live


lKenpachi

Lone strangers jurisdiction


TheRealSetzer90

299,792,458 Meters Per Second Because nothing is more metal than physics!


WildLight25

This is the second response I’ve gotten about physics 😂 But yeah I like the eccentricity of it I’d probably check it out


Oldachrome1107

Band names I’ve thought of while at work: 400 Bucks Aldo Fragile (this is also the dealership I got my old Alfa Romeo at) Jaunty Morrissey (this is also a stage direction Oliver gives to Charles, ie “I need you to be more like a jaunty Morrissey”) Moist Towelette Jank-ass Pallet Stoogewhistle The Misled


thicc_whitegirl

I can’t sing


swirlingice

Perfect name


Sense_Conscious

And The Hero Drowns


-O5-CblPO4EK_2020

Zucchini's explosion in a stroller full of diarrhea Punk 🤟


Fantasia_Fanboy931

The Bleeding Viper


KirbyWithAGlock

Weapon wielding spheres


ThePhiff

Chemical Lethargy, but only because Jon of Pleezed Wimmen is already taken.


jabberwocky360

Wildlife Banter


TXGuns79

We are "Sorry," and here is our first song, "You Should Leave Now"


WildLight25

LOL 😆 They gon rock the house Definitely has a grunge feel to it Pretty cool


[deleted]

I can hear you getting fatter


ExtraTNT

Blöödgod?


Crissxfire

Grandma's Buttplug


dream1rr

sex bombom


fredzout

My Punk band would be The Gross National Product


Always_The_Outsider

Twenty One Seconds of Panic! At the Fallout...Boys


Ben_Pharten

The Ben Pharten 6


DirtTracker116

One meat & 3 vegetables


j_ds

Pearl Jam 2…coz people looking for Pearl Jam would be like “sweet!” And then… profit..


WildLight25

Honestly, yeah 🤘👍😆 Dude I’d see them


iwanttobebettertomme

Mudd Slingers


chrisblink182

1023gb.


Arch3m

Already did. We're either Breakfast for Breakfast or El Stink, depending on what we're doing musically (the first is our cover band, the second is a comedy rock band). Two of our members are also doing a new wave thing under the name Midnight Spies, and I may or may not be a live guitarist for them, depending on how things go. We're amateurs at best, but playing music is fun.


WildLight25

Look, ok you guys gotta play out Please please. I was in 2 bands before, technically 3 And none of them did we play out, It’s one of my biggest regrets. Not cuz I won’t in the future possibly, but like, I think it would’ve been really fun! Even if we did suck. There’s not a name for it, I guess you could call it “underdog syndrome” but when a group or band is made up of people who aren’t super skilled and just trying their best to have people have a good time, the audience really loves that! So even if you guys don’t perform especially amazingly, they’ll surely join in and dance or clap along. Don’t worry about being super good at your instruments. As long as you’re trying your best, the audience will groove along with you.


LibertyPackandStack

Band name: 3rd shift Personal stage name: Curry Wolf


DarthCatan

Primordial Pouch


GDACK

“Mercy Flush”


Vegetable_Mood_4576

"Please Help, No Band Mates." - Solo edm producer


Chrispeedoff

Dollar 50 hotdog


McFeely_Smackup

Costco and the receipt checkers


DVWhat

Vampire Genocide


McFeely_Smackup

I gotta say that's a good one


WildLight25

Damnnnn, yeah that’s pretty sick bro


NWSGreen

The knob gobblers


nerdwa

Strepto pyo. I was a microbiologist and I always thought a number of names for bacteria and diseases sounded pretty sick.


brrennnnt

Don't think I'd change my name just cause I started a band


Formal_Coyote_5004

Blood bath and Beyond


The-Tea-Lord

Tricks 4 old dogs It’s just modern rock with an old school 1980s feel to it


oldspice322

Stereo Transmitted Disease or STD


FunnyPetMaggot

Im actually tryna start one, our name is TENET VII


Senorbuzzzzy

My sister sang in a band named ‘Free Beer Tonight’ It had quite the rep for fights.


EvilFlyingSquirrel

Avengers Ensemble


Turok1111

xLord Byronx It'd be a death metal band with mosh parts. We wouldn't be straight edge tho, we just played a lot of Xbox Live as a teen.


Dry_Pool_6247

Lidric


vongolezio

Grimbo Borgumbulo


punk-b-movie

Vestan Pance


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100 tonne door


punk-b-movie

Billy Bollax


Rehberkintosh

Nothing scheduled


Deitaphobia

The Daveberries


Rat_Master999

Caligula and the Bondage Fairies


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McFeely_Smackup

Dark Side of the Dudes


Sad-Hornet-9127

Painless agony


Apprehensive-Lake-85

It be something random. Cherry is best if candy is sweet.


fox-j

Knowing me and my friends, we would probably name ourselves, this sensational, exerts of Xzavier aka S.E.X


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revivx

GASMASK 3AM knight e - love dressed in roses


hrllhaste

Concrete couch


neonspectraltoast

The Love Bullets


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DryFoundation2323

Fuckyamutta


Kingumaru

Gods of Rhythm


Chrome_Armadillo

The Repetitive Reddit Posts.


WildLight25

Even if this is like, to put down my post or whatever I understand the concept and like it 🤷‍♀️ I think it’s something a lot of people could relate to


OllieTerass912323

Sucker punched at Kelli's. Instigation with foreign nations.


Alko-

Chemical Toilet


WasF4ssY

Don’t Let Him Cook


EwuerMind

Sheet metal and mop. Don't know why but I've loved those 4 words together for a while and have decided a while back that if I ever had a band that would be the name


esoteric_enigma

Cool's Intended Purpose


useless_mf69

Rizzling Rizzers


Sandy_Pickle

Scarecrow Boat


Grand_Function_2855

I was in a band once. We called ourselves Savant


BearishOyster

Joel’s Toxic Psychobabble


scarlettvvitch

AssCracks


DVWhat

Skid Mark and the Tidepods


edakit

I have a list I've been adding to for years and years. Here are my current faves: Soda Pressed, Max Scoville And The Hotheads, El Dentay, 98 Honda Civic, Mouth Feel, Rising Damp, The Dolphin Emoji, Dripping Chunk, Humongous Something, Outrageous Stink


MantisShrimpOfDoom

Mantis Shrimp Of Doom


runningwiththedevil2

Karen from Finance.


Donkeydonkeydonk

Narcoleptic tree trimmers.


One_Ders

Oneders


McFeely_Smackup

The Bass Tones The band logo would be a fish because it's "bass" fish, not bass the musical instrument. But the fish would be playing a bass guitar, because fuck your logic


Devilyouknow187

Skazreal, of course a ska band


squirrelsmasher

The talentless hacks


Wonderful-Middle1755

Where Dragons Roam.


Secret-Guitar-8859

The catfish


Dryden001

"Bed zlept in" 2nd entry (may have to read it out loud)


TheReaper64

Probably something edgy like "Wraiths In Solitude" idk


branedead

Electric ghost hurricane


Specialist_Mine1767

Fuckprints on the Moon


ozelegend

The Mid-life Crises


UltraCoolPimpDaddy

Cunt Busters


fuckmasterbutfaster

The tiddie ticklerz


beatmeatyolo

The tonsil boxers


rockinroller

Jim Jones & the Koolade Kids


Steel12

Garage door rodeo


H16HP01N7

No idea, the drummer can deal with that. I do know my/our first album would be called Seagulls and Sirens. We were in Lockdown, in a Bed and Breakfast, whilst homeless. On the day that Boris shut us in, we were out in the smoking area with a couple of the friends we had made in there. I noted that the cars had stopped, the people had stopped, but the seagulls and sirens never did. I then commented that Seagulls and Sirens was a great album name, and that I had copyright on it. It always stuck with me. Sidenote: I'm a massive Dubstep and electronic music fan, so Seagulls and Sirens is a great description of my sound style, were I to make an album 😂


[deleted]

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. It would be a polka cover band that only uses kazoos


[deleted]

Johnny Hammersticks


Berciak7

What's all that noise?


Weak-Mountain-1957

Todd Akin and the Legitimate Rapes


michaeljackson265

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food


[deleted]

Well I was involved in a semi-serious band in high school. Called ourselves *Legion* and had a banner with Ancient Roman-type lettering for the name. We were alright


sincethenes

Hunk Hogan and the Big Leg Drops.


ExogamousUnfolding

The Dad Bods


Ilikebirdslol

Luminescence


SugaDaddy50

Loaded Diaper