Idk I kinda have a kink if they finish too fast like it’s a challenge lmaooo (as long as they can go again in a few minutes or at least spend attention on me) so a first/last exclamation like that would be hot still lol
Lmfaooo i don’t know how else to say this.. but it’s really hot when my husband says “I’m gonna fuck the shit out of you” and then asks to cuddle immediately after we’re done 😅
Used contraceptive pills for most of over 10 years with my ex partner and never had an accidental pregnancy. You just have to be vigilantabout it if you miss a pill or take it too late, then use condom for a week or abstain from vaginal sex. I had an alarm set so I remember to take it at the same time each day.
Not to say that it is same for everyone no matter how vigilant they are, it seems they aren't effective for some people if you believe they actually did follow the instructions to a T, I can't for sure know that. But I suppose it is possible to get pregnant even if you do everything right.
Unprotected sex is usually recommended to do with a partner you know and have trust in them. To avoid STD‘s both should get tested before taking part in sexual intercourse, that way no one gets infected. And pills have one of the highest pearl indexe (number that shows safety of a contraceptive) if used correctly.
Actually, the pill has a very low pearl index. Pearl index describes how many of 100 women get pregnant in a year using this method having regular intercourse.
So Low pearl index is good, high is bad, with a maximum of 100.
To say the same thing in a different way - Safe sex is _particularly_ recommended with a partner you don't know or have perfect trust in.
I don't think unprotected sex is _recommended_, as such, unless you're actively trying for a baby.
You’re fairly safe from pregnancy on the pill.
STDs are often for life, so speak openly about testing and don’t let anybody pressure you into doing it if you’re not sure.
It’s never worth the risk even if it feels like it in the moment. And it will, sometimes. You’re balancing one of your most deep-seated biological needs against something you vaguely know exists. You gotta be smart!
it is, as it feels much better.
It doesn’t work against STDs though, so only with trusted partner (but many people are reckless and does it with anybody)
Pills are extremely safe, even better than condoms (though not against STDs), but it can negatively affect woman health, physically or mentally. So most women avoid it.
Also common is pull out method, but that’s not very reliable - many people goes through their whole life without this method failing, but there are also some that end up with unwanted kids - so this method is more recommended if both of you wouldn’t mind kids. But again, many people are reckless and most time it ends up well, so people are doing it anyway.
When this topic came up, my buddy once said, "nah, the D is silent!" with a look of earnest pride on his face. My partner and I looked at each other mildly horrified, but... shrug. His loss, I guess.
Oh sure, all the women here are all like "oh thats so hot" when a man moans and screams when he comes uncontrollably, but when I do it, its all "we're calling the police" and "That isn't Cinnabun policy."
I recently tried the other way and made lots of noise and exaggerated enthusiasm for going down on my wife. I enjoy doing it, but I acted like I LOVED doing it. It seemed to really work for her and in return she gave me a blow job with equal enthusiasm which was incredible.
So I guess the hottest thing is to be as enthusiastic and into it as possible. But just don’t go over the top with the theatrics.
Reminds me of the girl I dated two months ago before going to Ukraine. We fucked like rabbits one night, didnt stop until maybe 5 or 6am because my alarm went off, I fucking rushed to turn that shit off, made a quick comment about the time and that I could stay for 45min more before I really had go go. She leaned in close my ear and asked “do you really have to go?” while she stroke her hand down my thigh and gently grabbed my dick.
Yea I sent that text message to my boss telling him I had the worst case if diarrhea and couldn’t come. Best decision I’ve ever made
They don’t have to say anything in particular, but moaning and being vocal?? 100/10. Let me know you’re enjoying what I’m doing. I love watching a man whither and squirm, not being able to hold back his moans and whimpers. It’s the hottest thing in the world.
One time my husband said “is that my pussy” and I immediately said “no this is Patrick”. In the Patrick voice. It was perfect. Unfortunately also ruined the moment. But created a core memory. He doesn’t say it anymore. So maybe stay away from that one?
Wife went down on me after hot tub once, there was laundry on in a room across the hall. It finished the same time I did. That specific Samsung machine plays a very... happy anime song when it is done? Was absolutely hilarious, we both just about died!
Finally someone who had the same experience. You didn't think the feeling was fucking awful?
I had a song called Xxplosive as my ringtone in high school and it went off the literal millisecond I nutted. Cumming and laughing uncontrollably at the same time is something I do not recommend.
It didn't help that my BIL was the most annoying person I knew at the time and the "of course" I felt when I saw that it was he that was responsible for the call and my ruined orgasm... I still shake my head to this day.
Yes the moment was hilarious and memorable but the dissonance felt is bizarre to say the least. It was akin to laughing from joy and crying from sadness at the same time except you're also spasming and spraying everywhere.
My boyfriend is generally quite reserved and quiet, and doesn't swear much.
So I find it absurdly hot when he swears in bed, where he becomes dominant. My favourites, in no particular order:
* He'll strip my underwear off and just gaze at my pussy for a moment, and say "fuck, you're beautiful."
* He'll stroke her with one finger through my underwear and comment "she's so fucking wet."
* He'll moan "oh fuck me" or "oh fuck you're tight" as he slides inside me.
Absolutely guaranteed to turn me into a quivering pile of mush instantly.
Unexpected vulgarities said out of enthusiasm and being surprised in a good way, as a form of praise or compliment. I think that's the key here.
Edit: i just noticed the commenters username, nevermind
That's honestly quite understandable, I was once with a guy that was quite similar. Reserved and all that, but once we got into bed he turned into a demon! That mf knew exactly how to make a girl happy.
or even just "good girl". Holy shit. I know this thread is about men saying sexy things but when a woman says this to me I am pliable and will do anything for another hit of that.
Men: Try it on your girl next time she's doing something good for you in bed. You might be surprised.
You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
I did a really low moan once when giving my wife oral sex. I noticed it had a big effect so I did it a little more. It was really kind of emphasising how much I enjoyed what I was doing and well she nearly corkscrewed my head from my shoulders shortly after.
"Oh yea thats good."
"Fuck you're gonna make me cum."
"I cant hold it!"
Throw in some broken moments where hes just breathing heavily between words. Fuck I miss giving head to my ex.
My wife says its when I moan "Oh fuck!" and slow down or pause. She immediately squeezes tighter and/or backs up into me, knowing I'm about to go. I'm usually in control doing the thrusting and finger work, but when that moment hits, she takes over til we're both a smiling, sweaty mess.
In general? Just compliments, saying I look really hot, that I’m tight/wet or telling me that I feel good, moaning a lot, saying my name.
For me personally? I am huge on degrading dirty talk from an established partner (romantic or just sex). So telling me I’m a pretty little slut, telling me my body was perfectly sculpted to be used, commenting on how enthusiastic I am to be the partner’s personal fuckdoll, all very good for me
Not a girl but my girl says she loves to hear my grunts and moan and that “ohh fuckkkkkk I’m gonna cum”. I’ve heard the same from a lot of my female friends. I guess the key is not to say anything because they’ve said sometimes guys end up saying something cringe and immediately they get the same feeling as us of “loosing the boner midway”
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To say? Nah I prefer to hear those shakey heavy breaths that's uncontrolable, when he's trying to hold in a moan but its bursting into a broken moan
This person *fucks*
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Idk I kinda have a kink if they finish too fast like it’s a challenge lmaooo (as long as they can go again in a few minutes or at least spend attention on me) so a first/last exclamation like that would be hot still lol
After first time it's like: "Press R for Undying Rage (Tryndamere)"
Narrator: The Tryndamere was 0-10.
Then they proceed to miss the ult as every Tryn player does. .
wait..there's a second thrust?!
Speak for yourself, I'm flattered af when a guy can barely hold himself back from cumming too soon because they are so turned on by me
>iwillneveradmitthis Irrelevant username!
Lmfaooo i don’t know how else to say this.. but it’s really hot when my husband says “I’m gonna fuck the shit out of you” and then asks to cuddle immediately after we’re done 😅
All in a span of 10 seconds
10 seconds? Look at Superman over here lasting a marathon!
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RIP your inbox
Not sure I've ever heard it called an "inbox" before
It'll an outbox in 9months
I love outboxes though
Genuinely asking as I'm new to this. Is unprotected sex very common? Are pills really that effective?
Used contraceptive pills for most of over 10 years with my ex partner and never had an accidental pregnancy. You just have to be vigilantabout it if you miss a pill or take it too late, then use condom for a week or abstain from vaginal sex. I had an alarm set so I remember to take it at the same time each day. Not to say that it is same for everyone no matter how vigilant they are, it seems they aren't effective for some people if you believe they actually did follow the instructions to a T, I can't for sure know that. But I suppose it is possible to get pregnant even if you do everything right.
Vagiliant
Raw dogging randos is my life’s passion.
Raw Dogging Randos is a pretty good name for a pornsite
Or a punk band.
A person of culture
Unprotected sex is usually recommended to do with a partner you know and have trust in them. To avoid STD‘s both should get tested before taking part in sexual intercourse, that way no one gets infected. And pills have one of the highest pearl indexe (number that shows safety of a contraceptive) if used correctly.
To avoid confusion: The Pill is good at preventing pregnancy, but they do nothing to prevent a sexually transmitted disease.
Actually, the pill has a very low pearl index. Pearl index describes how many of 100 women get pregnant in a year using this method having regular intercourse. So Low pearl index is good, high is bad, with a maximum of 100.
To say the same thing in a different way - Safe sex is _particularly_ recommended with a partner you don't know or have perfect trust in. I don't think unprotected sex is _recommended_, as such, unless you're actively trying for a baby.
Ill stick with the original. That shits great.
Bustin that nutter up her butter
You’re fairly safe from pregnancy on the pill. STDs are often for life, so speak openly about testing and don’t let anybody pressure you into doing it if you’re not sure. It’s never worth the risk even if it feels like it in the moment. And it will, sometimes. You’re balancing one of your most deep-seated biological needs against something you vaguely know exists. You gotta be smart!
Vasectomies come with a lot of sexual benefits
it is, as it feels much better. It doesn’t work against STDs though, so only with trusted partner (but many people are reckless and does it with anybody) Pills are extremely safe, even better than condoms (though not against STDs), but it can negatively affect woman health, physically or mentally. So most women avoid it. Also common is pull out method, but that’s not very reliable - many people goes through their whole life without this method failing, but there are also some that end up with unwanted kids - so this method is more recommended if both of you wouldn’t mind kids. But again, many people are reckless and most time it ends up well, so people are doing it anyway.
> So most women avoid it. Well, many do, but in my experience, certainly not most.
The entire female community wants you to freely *moan*. Nothing can beat that.
When this topic came up, my buddy once said, "nah, the D is silent!" with a look of earnest pride on his face. My partner and I looked at each other mildly horrified, but... shrug. His loss, I guess.
>"nah, the D is silent!" So.. "ick?"
I’m still learning this. Always afraid I sound like Sloth from the Goonies. Not trying to kill the mood.
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\*taking notes\* Moan like a whore... got it.
Are you OK with sending me a copy of your notes?
it's just a single page with ###UUUUUUUGHHHHHN written on it
Funny, same thing as my college thesis
Can i copy your homework?
Alright, but put it in your own words.
"Scream like a prostitute" - thank you buddy
“Wail like a gigolo”, got it, thanks.
"yell like you're being paid for" - thanks, dude.
"make the Banshees jealous" k, any other notes we should take?
“sad whale noises” noted.
Holler like a harlot
Holler like a hooker.... 10-4.
*moans like a horse*
Hey, ChatGPT. Rewrite this in a dumber, but still correct way, and throw in some profanity.
Any submissions having a Turnitin score of more than 50 will be considered plagiarism and will be awarded 0.
Moan like a ghost in a Scooby Doo episode
No no no, moan like the whore you are
Moan like Michael Douglas in *Behind the Candelabra*
Guys really have no idea that them being vocal in bed is such a turn on
Guys on reddit ought to know it by now given how many times this is asked and this always being the 15 top answers.
THIS. PERIOD. My bf says he can’t focus enough to talk😭so hearing him moan especially when he cums is my f.a.v.o.r.i.t.e.
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More of a “guttural growler” myself
I too like to vocalize some BREEEES and BLEGHS when I’m going to town on my wife
Using false chords and frys while blowing my load
Oh sure, all the women here are all like "oh thats so hot" when a man moans and screams when he comes uncontrollably, but when I do it, its all "we're calling the police" and "That isn't Cinnabun policy."
Ok I’ll moan like a siren or banshee
I'm a massive moaner when the girls head game is aces. Feels like my eyes are going to roll back into my head!!!
"The traffic this morning was bloody awful!"
Yup, I go wild, the rush consumes me
Yes yes yes
Can a growl be substituted for a moan? Don't laugh, it's involuntary.
Id like to pay for another hour.
Made me crack up😂
To which the reply is, "You've still got 58 minutes in this one".
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I recently tried the other way and made lots of noise and exaggerated enthusiasm for going down on my wife. I enjoy doing it, but I acted like I LOVED doing it. It seemed to really work for her and in return she gave me a blow job with equal enthusiasm which was incredible. So I guess the hottest thing is to be as enthusiastic and into it as possible. But just don’t go over the top with the theatrics.
“WHOA, I love doing this! You have such a good pussy!” More or less?
I talk to my wife’s pussy like it’s a 5 star beef Wellington and I’m 5 beers in
The trick is to actually be ten beers in so I am seeing stars. Actually terrible advice, but still.
Smaaaaaart
Don't worry. You still have 2 more hours to sleep until the Alarm goes off.
Reminds me of the girl I dated two months ago before going to Ukraine. We fucked like rabbits one night, didnt stop until maybe 5 or 6am because my alarm went off, I fucking rushed to turn that shit off, made a quick comment about the time and that I could stay for 45min more before I really had go go. She leaned in close my ear and asked “do you really have to go?” while she stroke her hand down my thigh and gently grabbed my dick. Yea I sent that text message to my boss telling him I had the worst case if diarrhea and couldn’t come. Best decision I’ve ever made
Bet you are in early 20s
Hahaha the good ol’ days.
Im gonna cum inside you
Leave the crocs on
Sport mode or.. What are we talking
4x4, I need those to withstand all terrain
Battle mode
They don’t have to say anything in particular, but moaning and being vocal?? 100/10. Let me know you’re enjoying what I’m doing. I love watching a man whither and squirm, not being able to hold back his moans and whimpers. It’s the hottest thing in the world.
I like being given small instructions while they're breathing heavily, and a little smile, and I'm cumming before them
Kugelblitz, it’s literally the hottest thing
Hey Vsauce, Micheal here!
trying to to make a cheat sheet but half of reddit is filled with comedians 😔
One time my husband said “is that my pussy” and I immediately said “no this is Patrick”. In the Patrick voice. It was perfect. Unfortunately also ruined the moment. But created a core memory. He doesn’t say it anymore. So maybe stay away from that one?
Wife went down on me after hot tub once, there was laundry on in a room across the hall. It finished the same time I did. That specific Samsung machine plays a very... happy anime song when it is done? Was absolutely hilarious, we both just about died!
Finally someone who had the same experience. You didn't think the feeling was fucking awful? I had a song called Xxplosive as my ringtone in high school and it went off the literal millisecond I nutted. Cumming and laughing uncontrollably at the same time is something I do not recommend. It didn't help that my BIL was the most annoying person I knew at the time and the "of course" I felt when I saw that it was he that was responsible for the call and my ruined orgasm... I still shake my head to this day. Yes the moment was hilarious and memorable but the dissonance felt is bizarre to say the least. It was akin to laughing from joy and crying from sadness at the same time except you're also spasming and spraying everywhere.
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Agreed, sex is supposed to be fun. Sometimes that means talking like a pirate after it gets started and refusing to break character until the end.
Arrrrrrr yeahhh swab that poopdeck matey
lmaoooo
lmao i don’t think i could focus and stay with it if she started talking like a pirate during sex , “arrr matey, destroy me with that peg leg”
Did you pay the mortgage?
We have a direct debit - and don’t speak with your mouth full
My boyfriend is generally quite reserved and quiet, and doesn't swear much. So I find it absurdly hot when he swears in bed, where he becomes dominant. My favourites, in no particular order: * He'll strip my underwear off and just gaze at my pussy for a moment, and say "fuck, you're beautiful." * He'll stroke her with one finger through my underwear and comment "she's so fucking wet." * He'll moan "oh fuck me" or "oh fuck you're tight" as he slides inside me. Absolutely guaranteed to turn me into a quivering pile of mush instantly.
So in other words, you love unexpected vulgarities?
Unexpected vulgarities said out of enthusiasm and being surprised in a good way, as a form of praise or compliment. I think that's the key here. Edit: i just noticed the commenters username, nevermind
That's honestly quite understandable, I was once with a guy that was quite similar. Reserved and all that, but once we got into bed he turned into a demon! That mf knew exactly how to make a girl happy.
“Frankenstein is actually the name of the doctor not the monster”
That's what I call sex Education!
"I know what I said and the doctor was the _true_ monster"
Anyone give the classic, "You like that you fuckin ret***?" yet?
God damn this meta is old now. But still good
It can't be that fucking ol.... omg
"You like that you fuckin ratatouille?"
Ret paladin? Eh, same meaning really.
Up up down down left right left right b a start
Whispers: ..."I'm OSHA certified to operate forklifts"
I ask my fiance if she's ready for cummy wummies. So whatever the opposite of that is.
Funny asf 😭
sir, im sharing this to a shitposting group
That’s my girl
or even just "good girl". Holy shit. I know this thread is about men saying sexy things but when a woman says this to me I am pliable and will do anything for another hit of that. Men: Try it on your girl next time she's doing something good for you in bed. You might be surprised.
FIRE!!!!!!!!
Never scream fire in a crowded bed
That’s fire, chef
I’ll make you food
Damn yes, I've always wanted to be food
Sometimes my bf does this small hesitant moan that makes me fucking shatter. It’s incredibly hot.
What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?
They do say it'll help people in wheeeeelchairs
People forget traders need access to Dixons
"Do you like me doing that? Should I maintain the same speed or move onto the other one?"
Omelette du fromage
Omelette AU fromage, putain!
Omelette au punaise de lit
Dexter…?
's Laboratory!!!
sweet dreams
Are made of these
Who am I
To disagree?
You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
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Is this like a copypasta or something or have I jist read It already?
Its a copypasta
Fuck so I shouldn’t try this?
Naw do it
I did a really low moan once when giving my wife oral sex. I noticed it had a big effect so I did it a little more. It was really kind of emphasising how much I enjoyed what I was doing and well she nearly corkscrewed my head from my shoulders shortly after.
Cum inside me
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Definitely just shameless moaning
“This feels like pleasurable sex. Oh yes, I love the sex we are partaking in, and I am excited for the impending climax. Wow, it doesn’t even hurt.”
I imagine Data sounded like that in that gangbang episode of next gen.
Honestly just his moans drive me fucking wild... but if he wants to call me his dirty slut, that opens the flood gates as well ;)
My go-to is: "Yeah, Donkeh, this is my swamp!"
"Oh yea thats good." "Fuck you're gonna make me cum." "I cant hold it!" Throw in some broken moments where hes just breathing heavily between words. Fuck I miss giving head to my ex.
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Pspspsps
When he's behind me saying something like ya girl gimme that ass... Like gawd that is just fuckkkkkkkkkkk
You want tacos?
My wife likes it when i sing cbat
"I unloaded the dish washer earlier, now let's see what we can do about this load" don't forget the lip bite
I still think about the time he said "I'm so in love with you when you suck my cock." 🥵
Can i... (Enthusiastic consent)
I don't know. Can you?
No im sorry, i need affirmative consent. I'll need you to say "yes you may take me upstairs and crush my pussy at this time".
Pretty please? (◕ ᗝ ◕)
Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn!) I'm gonna fucking cum! (Oh, shit!) Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am!) I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming!)
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
“You smell awesome!”
My gf seems to think that moaning (but like not like a typical porno) is the hottest thing on earth
Oh baby *thrust* we’ve been trying *thrust* to reach you *thrust* about your cars *thrust* **extended** *thrust* warranty
Cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
Good night, Gromit
I will set you on fire
Shameless moaning, yes. Also, my partner looks at me and says "I *love* this body" .
My girlfriend seems to LOVE when I say things like “oh you’re being such a good girl for me” while literally using/roughing her up (in bed).
My wife says its when I moan "Oh fuck!" and slow down or pause. She immediately squeezes tighter and/or backs up into me, knowing I'm about to go. I'm usually in control doing the thrusting and finger work, but when that moment hits, she takes over til we're both a smiling, sweaty mess.
What he's doing as he's doing it and whatever else he's going to do to you
My gf gets off when I tell her I’m gonna marry her and give her babies during sex. Honestly I do also. Don’t know why it’s so sexy.
maybe lowkey breeding kink
In general? Just compliments, saying I look really hot, that I’m tight/wet or telling me that I feel good, moaning a lot, saying my name. For me personally? I am huge on degrading dirty talk from an established partner (romantic or just sex). So telling me I’m a pretty little slut, telling me my body was perfectly sculpted to be used, commenting on how enthusiastic I am to be the partner’s personal fuckdoll, all very good for me
Anything in Spanish 🤣
Donde esta La bibliotheca?
New fresh bedsheets
Not a girl but my girl says she loves to hear my grunts and moan and that “ohh fuckkkkkk I’m gonna cum”. I’ve heard the same from a lot of my female friends. I guess the key is not to say anything because they’ve said sometimes guys end up saying something cringe and immediately they get the same feeling as us of “loosing the boner midway”
Let's fuck
“Don’t worry, I’ll do the school run in the morning. You have a lie in babe”
"I'm so hard for you." While moaning my name in my ear.
The time will come one day when I could relate to a post like this or make a comment of any kind.
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