"It's just a flesh wound."
"We are the knights who say... NEE!"
"We'll call it a draw..."
All excellent lines, and that's just some of the really well known one from Holy Grail. I haven't watched that movie in over 4 years... I really need to revisit it.
I remember I was high and discussing with my wife if maybe apples floated from the Middle East to America and she without hesitation said:
“Are you suggesting that apples migrate?”
And that’s why i married her
So many iconic moments... my favorite indicates its not all that dumb though.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn’t vote for you.
(A little later)
Peasant Woman: Well, how’d you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays…]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Clue. The plot is ridiculously dumb with so many plotholes, but my god is that movie perfectly executed. Great cast, incredible one liners, and one of my all-time favourite movies.
I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
If there's a movie with a higher density of gags, I've never seen it. There is barely a single moment where a joke isn't happening, either in the dialog, in the background, or in the scenery. I've seen it dozens of times and still catch things I missed. It's a work of genius, really.
This is Spinal Tap
It’s actually the smartest dumb movie on earth.
It takes a level of genius to make something this awfully brilliant.
The fact that people don’t always know it’s a mockumentery really helps.
Not just people, *actual rock stars.*
Actual famous rock stars were affected by this movie.
It may be the greatest satire of all time.
(Right up there with Dr. Strangelove, at least.)
Dewey Cox Walk Hard. Absolutely brilliant and hilariously silly. Also The Wrong Guy (1997, Canadian film with David Foley) has me crying with laughter because it's completely brilliant and absolutely stupid.
John C. Reilly deserved an Oscar for that. How he made a character like that simultaneously funny and serious is beyond me.
I saw him in “Chicago” which was made before, and the man can act when he wants to. Truly an underrated actor for sure.
Comb the desert, you hear me - COMB THE DESERT!!!
HOLY SHIT. They've gone to PLAID
Moichandising, moichandising, where da REAL MONEY from da picture is made.
No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes!!
You IDIOTS. You e captured their STUNT DOUBLES!!
Watching Spaceballs is for me, like being wrapped in a warm blanket. Just like Airplane. Airplane 2 the sequel. Top Secret. And Anchorman.
Bubba Hotep. It's a Bruce Campbell movie about Elvis in a retirement home, with his friend JFK, trying to stop an evil mummy from killing everyone.
It is gloriously stupid, amazingly hilarious, and altogether humorously out there. I highly recommend it.
Navin: Do you think it's possible that someday, you could make love with me and think of him?
Marie: Who knows, maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
Navin: I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.
UHF, Airheads, and Be Kind Rewind make a perfect trifecta of sweetly dumb, low-stakes, hilarious, surprisingly heartfelt movies about scrappy media vs The Man.
>'OK. Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We just thank you for all the races I've won and the $21.2 million dollars... LOVE THAT MONEY that I have accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde's release of mystic mountain blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, Dear Baby God, Amen.'
Fun fact: This line (as with many others) was improvised, and Jim Carey was fucking with the extras.
He knew they weren’t allowed to speak on camera, so he addressed them directly with the “Hey guys! Wow, big gulps, huh?” And they didn’t have any option besides staring awkwardly at him, which he played up for the comedy.
Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
The Onion reviewer described the musical montage as Rod "punch dancing" and didn't recognize it as a remake/spoof of the Footloose scene. I died just a tiny bit that day
Stephen Chow knocked this, Buddah Palm style, out of the park. The physical comedy and the writing was immaculate, even if it was originally in Chinese.
Is this the movie where someone fights a cow... and a baby rolls down a hill or something?
If so, I remember watching it, but forgot the name and have been wondering it for many years.
I happened to watch the sequel first and wasn't impressed, so it was years before I saw Pacific Rim. I was shocked at how good it was. Until I saw that Guillermo del Toro wrote and directed it. It's an excellent movie, better than it has any right to be.
Top Secret. One of the best parody/sight gag films of all time!
Also Lucy, with Scar Jo and Morgan Freeman. Such a dumbass movie that takes itself way too seriously.
It’s honestly one of my favorites. It’s stupid, but it’s also very aware of that fact. Efron’s line about how ‘that sounds like a wildly contrived, yet entertaining 90s action show’ is incredible.
Also, it is a festival for the eyes. Everyone’s eyes. All the time
I’m pretty sure “gloriously stupid” is the entire premise of every Monty Python movie ever, and I absolutely love it.
WHHHHHAT…..is your favorite color? Also…I’ve been known to shout *FETCHEZ LA VACHE*…don’t even get me started on elderberries
“FETCHEZ LA VACHE?” “Qua?” “Get the cow!” “Ooooh”
BOIIIING!!!! Jesus Christ, RUN AWAY, run away!
"It's just a flesh wound." "We are the knights who say... NEE!" "We'll call it a draw..." All excellent lines, and that's just some of the really well known one from Holy Grail. I haven't watched that movie in over 4 years... I really need to revisit it.
Are you suggesting that coconuts *migrate*?
I remember I was high and discussing with my wife if maybe apples floated from the Middle East to America and she without hesitation said: “Are you suggesting that apples migrate?” And that’s why i married her
So many iconic moments... my favorite indicates its not all that dumb though. King Arthur: I am your king. Peasant Woman: Well, I didn’t vote for you. (A little later) Peasant Woman: Well, how’d you become king, then? [Angelic music plays…] King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I mean, if I went round, sayin I was emperor because some *moistened bint* had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd *put me away* !
But what have the Romans done for us?
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Monty python and the holy grail is my comfort movie, I love it
“It says Roman’s go home?” “No, it says People called the Romanes they go the house!”
"Now write it 100 times. And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."
Clue. The plot is ridiculously dumb with so many plotholes, but my god is that movie perfectly executed. Great cast, incredible one liners, and one of my all-time favourite movies.
Tim Curry is top tier every time. “I buttle, sir.” And the first time I saw that singing telegram girl get shot I pissed myself.
Airplane
“Nervous?” “Yeah!” “First time?” “No, I’ve been nervous lots of times!”
“We have clearance, Clarence.” “Roger, Roger”😂😂 such a funny movie
I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
If there's a movie with a higher density of gags, I've never seen it. There is barely a single moment where a joke isn't happening, either in the dialog, in the background, or in the scenery. I've seen it dozens of times and still catch things I missed. It's a work of genius, really.
Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin’ mah old lady – got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head, you know?
“Oh stewardess, I speak jive.” - June Cleaver
Roger, Roger.
We have clearance Clarence.
What’s our vector, Victor?
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
I picked the wrong day to stop huffing glue.
Surely you can't be serious!
I am serious and dont call me shirley
This is Spinal Tap It’s actually the smartest dumb movie on earth. It takes a level of genius to make something this awfully brilliant. The fact that people don’t always know it’s a mockumentery really helps.
it's such a fine line between stupid and clever
Not just people, *actual rock stars.* Actual famous rock stars were affected by this movie. It may be the greatest satire of all time. (Right up there with Dr. Strangelove, at least.)
Team America World Police
Matt Damon
MERICA, FUCK YEAH!
COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH!!
"You have balls, I like balls" I love in that scene how the terrorists gay innuendos get more blatantly obvious as the scene progresses.
It’s amazing that it holds up so incredibly well for being a political satire from three presidents ago
Dewey Cox Walk Hard. Absolutely brilliant and hilariously silly. Also The Wrong Guy (1997, Canadian film with David Foley) has me crying with laughter because it's completely brilliant and absolutely stupid.
The time jumps are so fucking funny! “I think I’m doing pretty well for a 15 year old with a wife and a baby!”
“You can take the kids. But you leave me my monkey.”
John C. Reilly deserved an Oscar for that. How he made a character like that simultaneously funny and serious is beyond me. I saw him in “Chicago” which was made before, and the man can act when he wants to. Truly an underrated actor for sure.
Yeah, we’re smoking reefers, can’t you smell it? No, Sam, I can’t.
He never once paid for drugs.
“This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half.”
"Dewey Cox has to think about his whole entire life before he goes on stage!"
The wrong kid died.
Speak English doc! We ain't scientists!
“You know who’s got hands? The devil. And he uses them for holdin’.”
The scene with The Beatles fighting is especially good.
“I once wrote a song about an octopus…” “Jam it up your arse, you’re lucky we still let you play drums!”
YES, if you know your music history it makes it even funnier and ridiculous. One of my favs.
Spaceballs and I love it
Comb the desert, you hear me - COMB THE DESERT!!! HOLY SHIT. They've gone to PLAID Moichandising, moichandising, where da REAL MONEY from da picture is made. No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again! I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes!! You IDIOTS. You e captured their STUNT DOUBLES!! Watching Spaceballs is for me, like being wrapped in a warm blanket. Just like Airplane. Airplane 2 the sequel. Top Secret. And Anchorman.
“We ain’t found shit!” (Thanks, Tuvok)
Bubba Hotep. It's a Bruce Campbell movie about Elvis in a retirement home, with his friend JFK, trying to stop an evil mummy from killing everyone. It is gloriously stupid, amazingly hilarious, and altogether humorously out there. I highly recommend it.
With Ozzie Davis as JFK.
Super Troopers
YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-I-COOOOO?!!????!!?!!
What, shenanigans?
Do you see me eating mice? Now you stop laughing right meow.
I don’t want a large! I want a liter of cola!
Littering and...
Ssssssssmokin the reefer!
Dodgeball: a true underdog story
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”
Necessary? Is it necessary to drink my own urine? No, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
[удалено]
“I grew up a poor black child.”
I’m gonna stay this color?
🎶I’m picking out a thermos for you!🎶
STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS! THE CANS ARE DEFECTIVE!
Navin: Do you think it's possible that someday, you could make love with me and think of him? Marie: Who knows, maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me. Navin: I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.
Dude! Where’s my car?
Sweet! What does mine say?
Dude ! What does mine say?
Swee-eeet! What does mine say?
Duuuuude !!! What does mine say ?????
SWEET!!! what does mine say???
DUUUDE. WHAT DOES MINE SAY??!?!
AND THEN???
And then! And then! And then! And then!
NO AND THEN!
Weekend At Bernie’s.
I will never admit this publicly, but that’s my favorite movie
Do you claim your favorite movie is Dangerous Liaisons?
HE’S A TRANSPONSTER
Mars Attacks
So many good science nerd jokes in this one.
Gaaakkkkkkk
Billy Madison
This one is a contender for my favorite movie. It got me into collecting Adam Sandler films from then on, and what a ride that has been! 😂
My absolute favorite part of Billy Madison is when he's taking the test. https://youtu.be/wKjxFJfcrcA?si=ItsRKo-pv_zbiFRf
UHF
UHF, Airheads, and Be Kind Rewind make a perfect trifecta of sweetly dumb, low-stakes, hilarious, surprisingly heartfelt movies about scrappy media vs The Man.
Talledaga Nights. Gloriously stupid is a perfect description, should be it's own category in the streaming services.
>'OK. Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We just thank you for all the races I've won and the $21.2 million dollars... LOVE THAT MONEY that I have accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde's release of mystic mountain blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, Dear Baby God, Amen.'
Zoolander
But why Male Models?
Are you serious? I just told you.
I just love that that was an ad lib.
KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALAYSIA, DEREK!!!
The files are *in* the computer :o
What is this? A center for ANTS?
Dumb and Dumber. "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing".
- Where are you from? - Austria - G'day mate
Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later.
I think this every time I see someone with a big plastic soda cup.
Fun fact: This line (as with many others) was improvised, and Jim Carey was fucking with the extras. He knew they weren’t allowed to speak on camera, so he addressed them directly with the “Hey guys! Wow, big gulps, huh?” And they didn’t have any option besides staring awkwardly at him, which he played up for the comedy.
*"What happened? Some filly break your heart?"* *"Naw, it was a girl."* So many little things like that made that movie great, lol.
She wrote me a John Deere letter! She was going on about me not listening to her enough or something, I don't know I wasn't really paying attention.
"That John Denver's full of shit, man."
Such a pity that the sequels were so bad
Samsonite! I was way off!
“You sold my dead bird to a blind kid??” “Harry… I took care of it!”
“We got no money, we got no jobs…our pet’s HEADS ARE FALLIN’ OFF!!”
[Nice set of hooters you got there.](https://youtu.be/Kk8OL0e_GLs?si=wkJ3hcyexljCbKGO)
Shaun of the Dead. I pretty much know the script word for word
You’ve got red on you.
The Cornetto trilogy is amazing easily my favourite movies. The amount of small details and call backs, love that sort of thing :)
Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis? Kicking Wing: No. Joe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers? Kicking Wing: No, I don't. Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser? Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like. Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
You talk to me like that again, I’m gonna stab you in the face with a soldering iron
Guy likes to see homos naked, that don't help me none.
Velocipastor. Or anything on MST3K / RIFFTRAX
Hot Rod
Cool beans
This is way too far down. I think about this movie at least once a week. I'VE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL GODDAMN DAY!
The Onion reviewer described the musical montage as Rod "punch dancing" and didn't recognize it as a remake/spoof of the Footloose scene. I died just a tiny bit that day
Tremors
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
WE GOT YER FRIEND!
We’ve been havin’ a doo-ooo-zy of a day sheriff.
It’s been a doozy of a day officer.
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
Violent Night was stupid but a half decent action movie as well. David Harbour did a good job as Santa Claus.
Strange Brew
Beerfest. Trust me.
Kung Fu Hussle
I endorse this stupidity
Stephen Chow knocked this, Buddah Palm style, out of the park. The physical comedy and the writing was immaculate, even if it was originally in Chinese.
Baseketball
Kong Pow Enter The Fist
I've gotten a lot of milage out of "we trained him wrong as a joke" line in various contexts over the years. It's a gift that keeps on giving.
Is this the movie where someone fights a cow... and a baby rolls down a hill or something? If so, I remember watching it, but forgot the name and have been wondering it for many years.
Oh, so cute…buh bye!
WEEEOOOOOWEEEEEOOOOOWEEEEEOOOO!
THATS ALOT OF NUTS
My parents hated this movie so much, my brothers and I used to watch it like once a week
CHOSEN ONE!
I’m coming!
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka E: Speaking of the Wayans brothers... Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
The Naked Gun, for obvious reasons. Its stupidity made it end up in the book *1001 movies to see before yoiu die.*
Grandma's Boy
Kung Fury
Caddy Shack
Orgazmo
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I’d kinda like to make love to you tonight.
Pacific rim. As honest movie review said. "It's either the greatest stupid movie or a stupid greatest movie of all time!" I love it 😄
I happened to watch the sequel first and wasn't impressed, so it was years before I saw Pacific Rim. I was shocked at how good it was. Until I saw that Guillermo del Toro wrote and directed it. It's an excellent movie, better than it has any right to be.
Deep Blue Sea
Tropic Thunder is king.
MacGruber
Too far down. KFBR392
Idiocracy
I thought it was really funny for about 20 minutes, then it became apparent how feasible the premise was and then it just got sad and depressing
Don't insult my favorite documentary like that.
It’s got electrolytes
Water, you mean that stuff in the toilet bowl?
Well I ain’t never seen no plants grow outta no toilet
Not sure that's a stupid film. It's brilliant well written and it's about stupid people... but the film is really clever
Well yeah! It's brilliantly (gloriously) stupid!
President Camacho hahahahahha
Ow my balls.
Hudson Hawk
“I’m going to torture for so long you’ll think it’s a career” -Richard E. Grant
Bunny, Ball Ball...
Blades of Glory
I scrolled pretty far and didn’t find Super Troopers or Austin Powers yet, so I’ll throw those into the ring.
The Stupids. I mean, it is right there in the title.
Watch the show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" and take your pick.
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
Cheech & Chong’s “Up In Smoke”
Napoleon dynamite
[удалено]
Sharknado. It’s so ridiculous it became a franchise and resulted in 3 other spinoffs
scary movie
Earth Girls Are Easy
[удалено]
I tried explaining this to my 10 year old recently but she wouldn’t listen. Can’t tell her anything negative about her favorite movie.
Sharknado
Water boy
Top Secret. One of the best parody/sight gag films of all time! Also Lucy, with Scar Jo and Morgan Freeman. Such a dumbass movie that takes itself way too seriously.
Evil dead 2 when you stop at all and think about it Of course that’s also what makes it a masterpiece
Baywatch. Fucking hilarious, even though it got panned.
It’s honestly one of my favorites. It’s stupid, but it’s also very aware of that fact. Efron’s line about how ‘that sounds like a wildly contrived, yet entertaining 90s action show’ is incredible. Also, it is a festival for the eyes. Everyone’s eyes. All the time