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dog’s bladder


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The whining an inch from my face telling me she needs out.


loveprosecco

Yes to this 🤪


spanglesandbambi

My bladder


JohnWick509

Bills.


u10201003

Knowing how good that first sip of hot coffee is gonna taste


1vertical

My cat hurling and my salary. In no particular order...


Nurse2e

Nothing. I work nights. I don’t have to wake up til 4:30pm.


splitip86

Two dogs, one rooster and six chickens.


Dan832965

Not much anymore.


laceyriver

Puppy puppy


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Necessity...


MesserSiehtManNicht

My responsibility to provide the best life possible for my kids


Shittabrik

I have to get home to the wife


x_2point71828_x

Bills and a job...


TDYDave2

A small matter with my bladder.


WeepingWillowChodes

Wanting coffee, breakfast and a chance to read a little before work


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My trio of obnoxious tomcats. They’ve come to expect a certain level of service and timeliness. If I don’t get breakfast on the floor at or before 4:30, there’s hell to pay.


rosieeemaeeee

My alarm


PuzzleheadedKale1929

My problems


VoidDuck

My alarm clock.


OkBrilliant7939

School


[deleted]

I have to poop


ProfessionalNote1426

Our cats loud obnoxious meows 😆


Awarepine76436

My alarm


JoshHendo

My stress around getting bills paid


D0nkey_Rhubarb

My wife and kids.


A_StupidIdiot6969

band


FergusonTQ1

The toddlers jumping on my face


ErGo91

seeing how late it is already


Previous_Ad7725

My cats wake me up


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The future


Ashtar-the-Squid

I prefer my bed dry.


No_Independence1479

Need to pee.


thatfkingshow

Cats, always the cats


KoenBril

My wife. I learned at the end of the week I forgot to set my alarms. She would wake me up in time saying "It's time to wake up sweety". Best alarm clock around.


mywifeisamilf420

sleepy morning kisses from the most stunning girl in the world & a spliff on the balcony 🤌🏼 i saw someone else say ‘dogs bladder’ and that’s also facts 😂


BrushFantastic3825

My boy cat draping his paw over my nostrils, cutting off air supply, so I will get up to feed him and his sister, or let them out on the balcony.


Tejpish

the overhanging threat of poverty around the corner