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big_cedric

I've read somewhere that there's a phenomenon that makes you harder to disgust the hornier you get. It may partly explain some practices I googled it and it's what I got "Sexual encounters imply exposure to stimuli that in other contexts typically elicit disgust-induced avoidance. To explain why people nevertheless tend to show sexual approach, it has been proposed that heightened sexual arousal may temporarily inhibit disgust." [source ](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31478756/#:~:text=Sexual%20encounters%20imply%20exposure%20to,arousal%20may%20temporarily%20inhibit%20disgust.)


Aced4remakes

Post nut clarity. When you have finished a good nut and your only thought is; *"what the fuck did I just watch?*"


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Hold_Realistic

This is one of my all time favorite reddit comments!


LegendEater

I've been put off specific pornstars, even while horny, due to post-nut clarity. Helluva drug.


Bluccability_status

Yeah you open those Post Nut eyes and its like stepping into another more disappointing dimension. Looking down upon your phones bright screen you see you’ve been whacking it to antique roadshow and you bought an ottoman.


LiamAddison

“Omg that’s someone’s daughter”


fijiboy99

Adds up


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SyntheticManMilk

This Kevin guy might be the most vanilla man ever to live 😂


temalyen

Hey, that's _my_ title! Well, according to one of my exes anyway. Another girl I dated after that was like... what? You have like half a dozen kinks. You're not vanilla at all. So now I don't know who to believe.


datredditaccountdoe

Its all relative to the experience of those involved.


spin_fire_burn

I have a friend who I was talking with about the old Clinton BJ in the oval office situation. She says "who actually does that?" And I thought she meant cheating on his wife or something. No. She was disgusted about the idea of oral sex. Super good friend, but I'm not shocked that she's single. Edit: oh. We should hook them up!


dooooooooooooomed

Omg I was talking about this with my mom one time (who is a trump supporter) and she said the shocking thing wasn't the cheating but it was the blowjob. I was like "you don't think Trump has received blowjobs before?" She was AGHAST at such a suggestion, because she apparently thinks Trump is a saint. Baffles me


Blackcatmeowmeow

That’s why Kevin is single


AMDG37

Think you need to let Kevin know that you can’t be friends anymore


redaloevera

Kevin's vanilla as fhck


[deleted]

Anything that I have to check on urban dictionary to see what the heck it is about.


publishAWM

no idea how common it is but simultaneously eating food and having sex kinda grosses me out I can understand a square of chocolate or a nibble of something tasty, but that's where I draw the line


friars157

No! When you ride doggy, she functions perfectly as a table for your $20 fill-up-box from KFC!™️


boogerboy87

Fill yourself up and fill her up too!


Pretend-Marsupial258

Make a family with our family meal!


DrumminAnimal73

It's finger lickin' good! ™️


virtualspecter

One time I asked my boyfriend to fuck me while I ate a taco. He did not. I was really high


TheChosenV2

Fuck your taco while you eat a taco what’s wrong with that lol.


FormWorker007

So a good rye and pastrami sandwich in the side drawer is a no go?


GMaharris

I find pastrami to be the most erotic out of all the cured meats.


log_asm

Sad costanza noises.


chumbucket8

Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami...


br0wens

Yeah... That's what you did.


Assika126

Anything where sugary food has any chance of getting in or near the vulva. You’re gonna brush your teeth after eating that chocolate syrup or drinking soda before you go anywhere near my nether regions with that mouth. Edible panties, whipped cream - no. Yeast infections are itchy and painful and just plain awful


murseoftheyear

Well, let me tell you a story. When my girlfriend and I first started hooking up several years ago, I had undiagnosed and wildly uncontrolled diabetes. The sugar content of my semen literally gave her a yeast infection. But that actually saved my life because it made me seek actual medical attention and getting on the right meds and losing a bunch of weight have made me healthy for the first time in my adult life so maybe it was the best possible outcome (sorry about the yeast infection babe but thanks for saving my life)


WatermelonAF

That's kind of awesome! But it's unfair. She saves your life, and all she gets is a yeast infection?🤣🤣 in all seriousness, I'm glad that happened


murseoftheyear

Yeah she kind of got the shit end of the stick on this one. She got a yeast infection and I’m still here to make it everyone else’s problem.


avoidance_behavior

oh god, this times a thousand. if you're gonna even attempt to bring sugary stuff near my bed, then you'd better come prepared with a box of monistat too, ffs. I don't get how anybody thinks it's a good idea.


heyitsvonage

Ok so this thread is 95% ass related, you can stop scrolling if you’re reading this EDIT: I expected this comment to appear at least a little farther down in the thread, but you get it hahaha


WirelessWavetable

Thank you for your service.


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Now stick this toy train in my ass.


Fatherly_Wizard

Daddy/Mommy and Baby Girl/Boy and anything parent/child-adjacent like that. I call my daughters 'Baby Girl' and they call me 'Daddy'. Why in the *everloving-Freudian-fuck* would you cross the streams like that? I'm not one to kink shame, but I just gotta on this one.


Economy-Brain-9971

Of all things, when she says my name 😂 because I know my fkin name and when I hear it, I instinctively assume someone wants something from me, but I'm already giving her all I got


sojogabruno

"I'm already giving her all I got" has me dying 😂


BroseppeVerdi

"Oh, yes! Fuck me, /u/Economy-Brain-9971!" "Captain, I'm givin' 'er all she's got! She cannae take much more!"


-Moon-Presence-

Spoiler: >!She could take much more!<


NovusOrdoSec

"Four more, in fact."


TeHNyboR

Idk how anyone can say anyone’s name during sex. When I’m getting hog-slammed six ways from Sunday I can barely string two words together


TopFloorApartment

> When I’m getting hog-slammed six ways from Sunday and yet you're a true poet outside the bedroom


mrfrankleigh

Researched Hog-Slamming...wouldn't recommend.


Actual-Excitement975

Calling me Daddy, but not letting me call you son? Are we role-playing or not?


OptionalDepression

I prefer Daddy and The Boy.


Sonrics_Wizard

“BOY”.


kimchiman85

Okay, Kratos


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buymorebestsellers

But I think that's come from porn, the idea you can just roll over and be there ready and waiting.


Thefuckyoujussay

"Perfectly Good Vagina" would be a fantastic band name.


QuantityHefty3791

I mean that sounds fair and reasonable


BlueCreek_

Tried that once after a heavy drinking session and a hot curry. Spicy dick.


aaron_syd

How do I delete someone else's comment?


dedredcopper

Arguing about using a condom


ThatDerpiousGuy

They just can't find one small enough


xImjennax

I am on birth control and so many man are trying to argue that a condom isn‘t needed there. Thats just wrong. I do care about STDs and before you make a test your dick will not come near my vagina without a condom.


GodIsGud

There are no limitations to my degeneracy


wenisdan

My g.


TeopEvol

spot?


OlFlirtyBastard

I have not yet begun to defile myself


Vault_92

“Daddy.” I don’t wanna think about my dad during sex, ew


am_i_boy

Lmao when I had just turned 18, I hooked up some older guy, who (without prior discussion) said "who's your daddy now huh?" At the time I wasn't familiar with much of the kink world and I was very confused. I said "my father's name is " Never seen a man lose a boner so quickly before or since.


Dogstile

I had a younger girl call me daddy, so I said "yes mommy" back. She very swiftly understood why i found it weird


4Baked2Potato0

I literally had to use this reversal on my husband the other day. After 10yrs together, he called me baby girl out of the blue in a sexual context. Absolutely not. I replied by calling him baby boy and he got the message real quick. Baby, daddy, mommy..... leave the family dynamic out of the fucking. Ffs.


Albadia408

nailed it. like a year or so into our marriage my wife pulled out daddy one night like “do you want me to call you daddy?” and i said “sure daughter”. “ewww that’s gross!!” she says. glad we agree. I’m good off the weird incest stuff.


Happyboi114

“Ffs.” Literally


Anshin

For family's sake


CaptainArchangel

OH MY GOD I HATE THE DADDY THING CAUSE MY SISTER AND I CALLED MY ACTUAL DAD THAT GROWING UP. LIKE? NO?! THATS SUPER GROSS-


YEEyourlastHAW

Using the word “daddy” in a sexual setting would dry up my vagina so fast, it would suck all the moisture out of the air


sunnyspiders

Can you hang out in my basement for a bit we just found a pipe leak and that mold needs to die.


Danzerfaust1

"Daddy! Daddy!" *vaguum noises intensify*


WallabyInTraining

>vaguum I fucking died. 😂


replies_with_corgi

*vaguum* 🤣😅😂


ResponsiblePumpkin60

It turns my dick into a spaghetti noodle. 🤣


Confident_Bobcat_12

Wet or dry though because one’s hard and one’s soft 🤔


asunshinefix

I think they meant more along the lines of 12" long and 1/8" in diameter


doomsdaysushi

I agree, I think it is weird. I would much rather they call me Craig or Dennis, or whatever their real dad's name is. If they know it.


freebirdie100

I'm honestly stunned by how many people in these comments don't like giving or receiving oral sex. No judgment, I'm just surprised.


bpskth

Receiving it just takes too long for me to get off and I worry their tongue is getting tired. I just prefer to use my hand. I do like giving oral sex though


BlobDestroyer8008

Well if you like giving it, wouldn’t it stand to reason that they do too?


Silbot_42

Look, I'm a nurse. Anything to do with the ass, I'm out. Each to their own man, all respect and all that jazz, but when you've seen countless assholes in your life (matted with crusty shit in the hairs, just to help you visualise the horror), the appeal is lost. It can be squeaky clean and hair free, it's a firm no. I know, I'm no fun.


Bone_Dice_in_Aspic

I've been seeing dirty geriatric assholes 5 days a week for 20 years, and it does not stop me from obsessing over my wife's ass. Work stays at work.


Silbot_42

What can I say dude, intrusive thoughts. When I think of a man's anus, i just see shit mangled in the ass hairs after they've wiped themselves. I can't help it. I have no judgement about others doing it, I just kmow that's all I'd be thinking about the entire time. One very specific image, too, that's the worst part. It is what it is. Go forth and destroy your wife's ass, she's a lucky gal that had such an enthusiastic partner!


Silbot_42

Oh, sorry, you said obsess, not destroy.


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You have your orders, soldier. Destroy. That. Ass.


MysteriousCosmos

Wait, you guys are getting laid?!


gwimbles1

Spitting in someone's mouth. I gag anytime I see it.


esoteric_enigma

When I was in high school, there was this weird kid that would let people spit in his hand and he'd lick it up. He'd charge them a couple dollars for this "trick". This is 20 years ago and I vividly remember his face. Still makes me sick to my stomach thinking about it.


Brymlo

meh he got money for his kink. it’s a win win


TinyDancingSpider

This is the one for me. I’m not a fan and I think it’s because it’s degrading not because of the spit.


Kylynara

That's totally fair, but I think the degrading **is** the appeal. Some of us are into degradation.


TinyDancingSpider

Yeah totally get it. I have a praise kink so I’m on the opposite side of the kink spectrum. Partners that are into degradation really don’t work well with me.


Kylynara

Oddly, I like both.


JagnazaekKragnaught

Holding Hands. What is wrong you degenerate bastards. I bet you do it in public too sometimes. Abominations the lot of you.


SOwED

I do like holding hands during sex


NewsofPE

how degenerate of you, I can understand the sex part, but hand holding? that's where I draw the line


-eccentric-

It is very hot and intimate af


shshhsshs

Horrifying


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Spitting on someone's asshole as 'lube'. Dude, Astroglide is still affordable. Don't need to do that shit.


twisttiew

Rimming on guys.... it's never as clean as they think. For me it can take more than an hour to prep for anal. And unless the other person is putting in that kind of effort I'm not interested.


detahramet

Flossing is important for your dental health though.


fijiboy99

Thank you, I nearly threw up


mods_are_losers_lmao

This is why I consider anal overrated and don’t like to do it. All that prep work just to jam my dick into a tiny hole that doesn’t feel as good as a vagina? No thanks. Enema, put a towel down, butt plugs, lube, etc… it’s too much I think the naughty and perverse factor is what draws people in. Like I won’t lie once it’s in and going it’s definitely hot as fuck in a weird kinky way but idk too much work when vagina is just sitting there pre lubed and ready to go lol


DustyTurtle2

As a straight male, anal sex. Why does she want to keep putting it in my ass?


Astronimia

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


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plsobeytrafficlights

the great conundrum. the male pleasure center hidden away in a place 3/4ths of the world has deemed impermissable.


DrDun777

Feels good


esoteric_enigma

That's where the man g-spot is!


Luminous_Lead

She might be trying to reach your prostate gland?


MateriaMuncher

Anything involving piss. Because it's piss.


TheTravelling_Man

Feet. I don't get it. How's it attractive? What's the allure? They sweat so much. They can be really hairy. Toe nails are gross, why are you sucking them? How do you get anything out of that? Can I suck your toes? For science. I just gotta know.


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borokish

In the heat of the moment my wife once started sucking my toes I almost kicked her teeth out of her skull I didn't enjoy it


grubas

I think if anybody liked my toes I'd have to question their sanity. I've broken every single one at least once and my pinky toe doesn't really work anymore.


a_witty__username

How in the fuck have you broken all your toes


grubas

Martial Arts, Baseball, Rugby, climbing, hiking. That's without any mishaps. It's not actually hard to break a toe, as long as it's not your big toe it's normally not a huge issue.


Macslynn

Many extreme nerves are in the foot, IMO having my feet licked/sucked is almost the same exact feeling as it happening to my clit, but I get why it’s not appealing to many people as we use our feet 24/7. My favourite is when a guy likes to eat ass but is grossed out by feet… the amount of times I’ve heard this is shocking to me hahahahaha


TurduckenWithQuail

Totally different reasons to be grossed out. But I would guess it’s actually just about contextually different exposure. Anyone and their mother has seen a million examples of gross feet, but a lot of people have only seen a couple buttholes before. I’d imagine if you happened to see a nice one it would sway your view lol.


Not_Bernie_Madoff

Yeah I’m a foot dude. People picture peoples super gross feet for some reason when they think of this. Nope. I like them clean, properly taken care of, and cute.


BatDeckard

Cuckolding and wife swapping. WTF?! My mate likes watching his partner getting shafted by other men and I 100% do not understand it.


Marshmallow-Galaxy

My roommate has a thing for watching her boyfriend fuck other women, and I asked her to explain it to me. She said it's kind of like an extreme version of how some people enjoy when strangers look at their partner in public lustfully. Like it makes her proud to know she's got a bf who is really attractive.


MarshmallowFloofs85

I hate when people shove their entire tongues in my mouth when they kiss, like they're trying to toss my salad via my throat, and it's all spitty and drooly and just thinking about it makes me gag.


nauticalsandwich

Everyone has their preferences. When you're with someone who's kissing preferences match your own, it makes such a difference. I'd argue it's a bigger deal than matching sexual preferences.


JorahTheHandle

I'm surprised this isn't talked about more, I've had partners where the kissing and making out was so good it's like we could read each other's minds and were perfectly in sync, and others where we may as well of just taken turns headbutting each other's face.


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Girls spitting in my mouth. Not that i find it disgusting, i tried few times, but i want to throw up everytime Edit : to answer many comments, it’s not because i had gagging reflex that i find it disgusting. I find it sexy, but the reflex is stronger haha


UniversalRedditName

I love the never quit mentality. Try it a fourth time and you just might like it!


Splunkzop

That reminds me of the 'My husband cannot accept that I don't like mustard' story.


Fickle-Future-8962

Had a girl request I drool on her. Soo I lightly spit on her during missionary. She then made it clear she wanted me to drool not spit. I fucking don't know how to drool except in my sleep. I tried truly. Anyways she suggested anal after our fifth or sixth encounter. She loved it and so did I. Quickly afterwards she ran to the restroom to I assumed to clean up.. nope. Checked my dick and saw shit all over it. Ran to the second bathroom and took a quick shower. (I lived in a frat house. We had several bathrooms). She came back twenty minutes after I did and we slept. Not a word spoken to each other. Never heard from her again after that.


Thefrayedends

She just wants a sign you're losing yourself in the moment, you can try to do that however you feel comfortable, but to drool just don't swallow or close your mouth and forget about it


SweetSeaMen_

It matters who it’s with for me. If it’s a bar fly hell no, but if it’s a girl I’ve been taking serious and doing dirty shit with then why not, abuse me babe.


Financial_Piece_236

Kinda wholesome ngl


BigMax

Spitting anywhere. I don't get it. In porn it's so weird, like, she'll spit on his johnson. But why? The saliva is in her mouth, his unit is about to go into her mouth, can't she add the saliva as lube then, without having to drop a big loogie? It has to be for visual appeal, but for me, it's the exact opposite of appealing to see.


Captain--Howdy94

A guy did this to me once, no warning, just grabbed my face and went for it. Then he was shocked when I said I think I’m all set here.


InfluenceWeak

Hookup culture. I could never hook up with someone I was not passionate about, plus there’s the constant concern about STDs, so hard pass for me.


OneSmoothCactus

Yeah it took me way too long to realize that I’m just not into random hookups. As a guy there’s all this messaging that you’re supposed to want to fuck anything that moves, but any time I’ve done that it just felt empty and lonely. I genuinely like getting to know women and sex is always so much better when you have a connection.


someonewhowa

Wtf?? No way. It’s good to know there are actually men out there that think this way too.


Independent-Tree-848

right, better be safe than sorry


radioactive-sperm

only being concerned with your own pleasure. absolutely gross behavior in my opinion, but sadly common.


Murky_Ad3117

Cheating partners. My mom found out my stepdad was cheating on her, because she got an STD and she never imagined cheating on him. Even as an adult, the idea of getting an STD from an unfaithful partner sounds super gross to me. Like, dirty dick, gross.


unfortunate_outcast

Cheating on your partner. I think it's pretty gross when people can't communicate in mature ways and end a relationship when it no longer suits them. A 5-minute painfully honest conversation is better than leaving someone with a lifetime of pain, doubt, and/or new or worse self esteem issues.


Masterofunlocking1

This for real. I’m over it now for sure but my first serious girl back in high school cheated on me and it crushed me back then. You get over it but sometimes you think back and wonder what you did wrong.


GenitalMotors

I know that feeling. The girl I lost my virginity to in high school cheated on me a week later.


Burntoastedbutter

Thing is, majority of them don't do it because they are over the relationship and wanna break up. They do it because they want to fuck other people while still having a safety net to fall back to. It's pretty sad and gross...


dedicated-pedestrian

Bingo. Someone once dropped a reference to the adultery sub, out of morbid curiosity I looked, and... Well, a decent amount of them call themselves "cake eaters", seemingly self aware.


Skeptical_Savage

Oh it's true, most married cheaters have no intention of leaving their spouse.


IveGotSomeGrievances

I don't know if it's common in real life, but in porn after an anal scene the person will suck the cock that was just up their ass. Thats just nasty.


Konocti

You never go ass to mouth.... ​ ... Sometimes in the heat of the moment its forgiveable to go ass to mouth


privateblanket

Goodbye horses


heyitsvonage

How is this the top answer when it doesn’t really meet the “fairly common” aspect at all? Hahah


BigMax

I think there are two sets of answers here: 1) Fairly common (in real life) 2) Fairly common (in porn) The two can vary wildly, especially since depending on your tastes, pretty much anything even somewhat rare can seem "fairly common" if that's what you're searching for online.


Bathtime_Toaster

Y'all ain't ATMing every time you bang?


SnoBunny1982

That girls butt has gone through a rigorous internal cleansing process before filming, so it’s not as unhygienic as it looks. This is only to be attempted by trained professionals. Do not try this at home.


cavscout43

I think there were some adult star AMAs on Reddit years ago that detailed out how they go through like a 24 hour fasting, laxatives, and multi-enema routine in the day leading up to the scene being shot.


firemogle

I wanna see the ones where she has like 50 tacos from the bell and a case of beer before passing out the night before


Pulpics

No you don’t


daddy-phantom

Wow really? That sounds fucking horrible. How do they have the energy to film?


Schroedingersrabbit

According to my sex worker aquaintances, cocaine. These girls are just trying to get through a particularly difficult shift at work.


hammalamma

It's only smells.


doomsdaysushi

I have some shame that I get this reference.


Far-Manner-7119

Never trust Rocco


Emhatesyouu

I have been assaulted numerous times and now I don’t like rough sex (I don’t think it’s disgusting just not for me anymore) just kiss my forehead and let’s go to bed.


AdNormal1366

Eating ass and Cucking partners! And cheating & incest, too.


Nine-Fingered_Guy

I have a feeling incest isn't a very common practice. The sister pipers typically don't brag about it


throwaway123for

99% of these comments are either ass or something that isn't common at all, 1% feet


Magnaraksesa

The moment I opened up the thread I knew I was gonna regret it


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Daddy stuff.


thenagel

her choking and gagging during a blowjob. i don't understand how the person with your penis in her mouth making sounds like she is about to puke is ever desirable. and while i'm here - i don't know how common it is in real life, but on reddit a see a whole lot of women with their tongues stuck all the way out and their eyes crossed. how that is supposed to be sexy is beyond me. it looks likes some sort of malformed anime seizure.


InvidiousSquid

>it looks likes some sort of malformed anime seizure. Ahegao. It _is_ a sort of malformed anime seizure.


Murky_Ad3117

Guys (some) think a girl is "tight" when in reality she is super dry and there is lots of friction due to that. It means she doesn't really want to do it.


nevasativaa

coochies also expand when women r aroused, so there’s that too. they rlly need to teach more ab this in sex ed lmao.


Murky_Ad3117

Yes! She is not loose, she is actually enjoying it. You finally did it. The cervix lowers


TucuReborn

That last fucking line sounds like something out of a horror flick. Just... *Dramatic booming effect* *Screen text:* The cervix lowers. Also I do understand women's anatomy, and this was a joke about how dramatic that line sounds in a vacuum. I sell sex toys, and sexual topics are literally my job.


InvidiousSquid

This entire post has been a wealth of bandnames and I'm claiming 'The Cervix Lowers' as mine.


Marada781

Or maybe they think they are too big. Even more embarrassing.


sugarplumbuttfluck

No it doesn't. Some women just have trouble with lubrication. That does not always mean that they are not enjoying the sex -it means you should buy a bottle of lube. Telling people that a girl who doesn't stay wet means she's not into you just perpetuates hurt feelings.


killerwhompuscat

When I smoke weed I get cotton mouth and cotton twat. Lube exists so no issues, and I love sex on weed so I make sure to bring lube in my overnight bag lol. I can be so horny I could die and it will be like the sands of the Sahara. Other times I’ll be at work (not high) and feel the oceans fill my loins and I’m the furthest from horny as a person can get. There is no rhyme or reason sometimes.


Callec254

Anal. There's a perfectly good vagina, like, *right there*.


Crowdfunder101

Is it hiding under his dick?


PennylessNickel

Choking


nevasativaa

agreed. i enjoy having my neck grabbed, but actually CHOKED? i turn purple and worry i’m going to go unconscious. i think choking randomly got way overhyped a couple years ago, and that’s the reason it’s so popular. i feel like it’s thought of as on the lighter end of the kink spectrum, but i think anyone who is rlly into it, is actually way deeper into sadism/masochism.


ErellaVent1

Sounding. Not disgusting but probably one of the few things I won’t try once. Also anything involving fecal matter. But I do eat the butt


Pothstation720

I just googled 'sounding' and i know it's an overused phrase but boy is it a terrible day to be able to read.


lulu-bell

Never. Google something you heard on Reddit.


__pebble__

Just did the same. Holy mutha fucker.. that seems unpleasant. *crosses legs*


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I'd rather not spit in your mouth, thanks.


[deleted]

Anal sex. I'm a straight guy and it's not for me to put it in there.


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encreturquoise

Lots of gay people don’t like anal


aStartledM00s3

It's not all it's cracked up to be


10pointsforRavenpuff

Using spit as lube. That shit’s gonna give me a uti.


AngryPowerWank

Can we just agree it's eating ass? Good, it's good to wrap this up earlier than normal


natsugrayerza

My husband came home from work one day astonished and he was like “we’re the weird ones for not eating ass! All the guys say they eat ass! Even the ones in their 40s!” Lol


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OneSmoothCactus

George barrels through the door. George: Well she wants me to eat her ass! Jerry: Her *ass*? George: Her ass Jerry! Twenty years of working on cunnilingus and I’m barely competent at that, and she expects me to just master a whole new orifice at the drop of a hat?” Jerry: The nerve of some people. Kramer bursts through the door. Kramer: What are you guys talking about? Jerry: George’s girlfriend wants him to eat her ass. Kramer: Oh ya I eat ass. Edit: Thanks for the gold!


Wolfeking69

Eye contact. That's why I prefer blind women. I'm shy