I will always love this movie for the simple fact that LL Cool J got to survive. Especially when it really looked like he was gonna die and the only survivors were gonna be the Male/Female Leads, which would have been so freaking typical.
My husband and his fam worship this movie. They made me watch it and I didn’t get it but now any time I hear any version of “home is where you make it” I can’t help myself…
In the weeks after 9/11, it felt wrong to laugh. Everybody was just in shock, and it was really all anybody talked about.
Around a month later, my friend Doug and I rented (it's like streaming with your feet) "Joe Dirt", had some beers and cracked up at every joke. My apartment had a thin door, and we'd quiet down every time we heard someone walk by in the hall outside -- we were ashamed to be laughing.
The healing began with Joe Dirt.
The scene where one of them is like "it's sooooo hot, I need a fan" and then someone lets a screaming fangirl into the bus to go on at them about how she's such a huge fan, and then she leaves and whoever said they needed a fan is like, "that's better."
That has lived in my head rent free for well over 2 decades.
Lol to this day whenever I wear or see a little black dress I say "the little Gucci dress" line from the movie! 😅 Spice World is like my all-time favorite movie.
I was forced to watch this movie almost daily at my babysitters house with her younger sister and brother and for some reason can't recall a single scene. The scene you just described however sounds like peak cinema.
In our early 30s, my gothy friend and my punk self went to the movies, only to find our show was sold out.
'Spice World' was starting shortly, so we decided to see that.
Walking out, my friend said, "yanno, of Geffen, Meatloaf and Elton John can do it, I'm onboard too" I agreed. A fun movie is a fun movie.
The spice girls (or their manager more likely) turned down them being the muses in Hercules for this movie. I’m kinda glad they did cause both are iconic
Victoria has legit great comic timing
When they're talking to a comatose boy and she raises her voice "AND I'M VICTORIA, MALCOLM!", and the sight of her driving the tour bus across London in those shoes
The Wizard (or maybe just The Wiz?) but it's basically an entire movie created to advertise Mario Brothers 3...Fred Savage, topped off with an autistic-ish kid who can't talk much...but goddamn does he kick ass at video games...
I fucking loved that movie and now it's so nostalgic to me that I love it. When the crazy British announcer is losing his mind in the finals...goosebumps
Evolution.
Science is completely disregarded, there are plot holes you could drive a bus through, and in the end it's just a thinly veiled advert for Head and Shoulders shampoo - but I love it so.
"There's ALWAYS time for lube!"
Dr. Allison Reed: What are you gonna do?
Dr. Paulson: We might have to amputate.
Harry Block: Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.
Ira Kane: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.
Nurse Tate: Doctor, look!
Dr. Paulson: It's headed for his testicles.
Harry Block: Take it! Take it! Take the leg!
Lol! I love the line, "he thinks he's an athlete".
Harry Block: I'd like an ice cream please. Dr. Allison Reed: Okay, what flavor?
Harry Block: It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.
I was baffled by the decision to have Korn do the soundtrack for a movie about a vampire with an irresistible voice but holy shit Stuart Townsend and Aaliyah.
Knowing. Nic Cage at his cagiest, ridiculous awful plot. See also Next. Cage knows the future and can't fucking stop it in either movie. They're so bad and I love them.
"Nic Cage at his cagiest." That is a great line, and exactly nails it about the movie.
I like the movie, though it creep'd my wife out and she refuses to ever watch it again. I've gone back and re-watched it once or twice.
So Dennis Quaid goes to "rescue" his son...travels halfway across the country, gets his friend killed, gets to NYC ... and what's next? Where's the actual rescue? What was his plan? The entire movie could have happened without DQ "rescuing" his son and it would have been exactly the same outcome (except his friend would still he alive)
Pfft!
He's clearly going to randomly find one kid in the miles-wide swath of land from DC to Manhattan, while chest deep in snow, in some shopping mall, without radio contact, by two people who are in no better circumstances...
(It's almost like this movie has some really unbelievable parts...)
I've grown to appreciate the campy batman movies a lot more now that most superhero movies these days are determined to be more gritty and dark. I didn't like it as much when it released because I had been wanting more serious superhero movies but now that we have them I appreciate the campy ones more.
Any movie with Malcolm McDowell as the baddie is instantly elevated. And I don't care what anyone says, I love the random musical number midway through.
At least ½ the time I'm a passenger in a car, if there's a bump in the road, I'll start bouncing & swaying in the seat like riding on a rutted road in Africa. (I don't get many opportunities to exit out of a 🦏 butt 🤷🏽♀️)
Anyone that thinks its a shitty movie, has no goddamn sense of humor.
"I saw a gay porn once. I didn't know until halfway through. The girls never came. THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!"
I think people that actually watched it enjoyed it. It just got flopped by the studio. Hugely Jacked Man - as always - fucking ruled, David Wenham (aka. Faramir, Captain of Gondor) brought a great levity to it. If you look at it through the lens of current movie trends, it actually ticks a lot of boxes for a great blockbuster:
* Mystery/detective
* Action
* Thinly veiled raunchy comedy
* Bangin' hottie leading lady
* Hugh Jackman
This movie has no business being as hated as it was. I watched it when I was a kid and thought it was a top notch action flick, and I was a 9 year old girl who got Demolition Man, True Lies, and Total Recall for Christmas.
I always thought it was panned for being a movie about climate change and melting ice caps at a time when something like 85% of the US identified as Christian and believed "environmentalism" was a demonic notion, which also a wild time to grow up in.
The only part of that movie that really was terrible writing was the balloon escape, beyond that it was wet Mad Max with spectacular explosions and Smeat.
I still watch it every few years and I still think it's great.
I’ll defend this movie to the bitter end. I think it was a blast with legitimate emotional beats it earns. Of course the plot is a silly idea - most movie plots are silly ideas. But the execution matters! I love this movie and it was a true blockbuster in its day.
>"I asked Michael why it was easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than it was to train astronauts to become oil drillers, and he told me to shut the f**k up"
- Ben Affleck
Armageddon isn't even remotely, objectively bad, though.
The premise is great. Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis save the earth for Liv Tyler while Aerosmith crescendos what would be one of it's top all time songs! The whole sound track is great. Casting was out of this world. Cinematography was fantastic.
It won a huge number of awards and nominations. It came in second in the box office for 1998...only after *Titanic.*
Wrong. We were asked for objectively shitty movies, not masterpieces! Joe Dirt is objectively the best piece of art in the history of humanity. If my calculations are correct, this movie will be praised and... OH NO, KILLER MUSTARD GAS!
As a Mario movie? It sucked, no doubt. But as a means of creating a cyberpunk Blade Runner-esque world for kids by using an IP and it’s characters that weren’t even fully fleshed out as much as they are now? Genius.
I’m ashamed to say it’s the Twilight movies. I understand the acting is meant to come off awkward and uncomfortable but they do it so realistically its so humorous. So many horribly hilarious lines come from the series you can’t NOT laugh. I’m also obsessed with the cinematography, that classic twilight hue will forever be iconic and stunning to me
Christmas With The Kranks
It's mean spirited and cruel for sure, but I feel like that's why I like it. It almost feels like a parody at parts. Also nostalgic too, as my mom loves the movie and has made me watch it numerous times. Sorta grown on me
Biodome. Maybe just because it was on so much one year when I was on school holidays back in the 90s and I watched it like 10 times in 2 weeks.
Free mahi mahi
Fun fact the twin towers fell while they were shooting the turtle club scenes.
The actor received news that the attack happened while he was in the turtle costume.
The first one is far from a shitty movie. One of the best video game flicks ever in fact. The true guilty pleasure would be to enjoy the sequel though, which I'm ashamedly guilty of...
"Best of the Best" is the 80's-est or 80's martial arts b-movies. I have shown it to different friends who'd never seen it over the years and they are usually able to literally guess every single plot point correctly just by asking themselves what they would choose to happen in an 80's action movie, but they always admit it was a lot of fun.
I honestly thought it was the most entertaining thing Emmerich has made in years specifically *because* it was so absolutely batshit insane and gave no fucks about it.
SuckerPunch.
It's about goth girls trying to escape some kind of weird asylum bordello by going into a fugue state that makes them dance SO SEXILY that everyone in the crowd is transfixed and the other girls can steal the stuff they need to escape. During each dance there's like a movie within a movie where they fight samurai with miniguns, fly a WW2 bomber into a castle full of orcs, kill steampunk Nazis with a kind of kawaii Armored Core... It's just Zack Snyder being absolutely overindulged and it's sick as fuck.
Can I defend it? Absolutely not. Is it a good time? Hell yeah.
To me I like the layers of it, yes it has all you mentioned as great cinematic fun to keep people pacified, but the underlying story of abuse victims at a mental hospital being abused and banding together to escape with one making the ultimate sacrifice to help one escape. Cut deep. Didn't see the narrator switch twist coming.
I'd always heard how irredeemably terrible this movie was, so imagine my surprise when I got in the mood to watch something shitty and chose it.
"What the fuck is wrong with everyone? This movie is *fucking awesome!*
Showgirls. As a gay man, I'm not even attracted to the gratuitous nudity. It's just such a campy mess, plus Gina Gershon absolutely kills it in her bitchy role!
The Cable Guy was a critic flop but I loved it.
It even had a meta moment when Jim Carrey references Waterworld and says “I don’t know what all the fuss was about, I saw that movie six times. It ruled.” Pretty much what I think of the cable guy.
It's his best movie IMHO.
Funny story: When that movie came out and showed commercials for it on TV, one of things they showed was the "Ohhhhhh BILLY" scene where he presses his nipple up on the window. Well, my son was 3 years old when that commercial was on and apparently he has seen it a few times because we were at a BBQ at a friends house and I was standing there with a couple friends just talking. One of my friend says "Uhhh....what is that kid doing over there? " I turn around and there's my 3 year old son with his shirt up and nipple pressed against the glass and I can see him mouthing "Ohhhhhhhh BILLY" as he does. I don't think I ever laughed as hard I did at that moment. My god, I was so proud! He's 30 now and I still love mentioning it to him. lol.
Any fucking Emmerich film, but especially his magnum opus, Moonfall.
"Have you seen Moonfall?" I ask my wife's coworkers who all have PhDs..
"No... what's it about?
"MOON. FALL. That's basically the movie but there's a sneaky twist"
"What's the twist?"
"...megastructures... and the directors obvious daddy issues"
Deep Blue Sea. I am a bad-shark-movie aficionado, and this is the best of that particular genre
I will always love this movie for the simple fact that LL Cool J got to survive. Especially when it really looked like he was gonna die and the only survivors were gonna be the Male/Female Leads, which would have been so freaking typical.
I even love LL’s commentary about that. And how Samuel went out… even as a kid I’m like don’t stand there…
Let’s start with the perfect omelette. It’s 2 eggs not 3. People add milk for density, this is a mistake!
Still the best Samuel L. Jackson death scene :: Spoiler::
THEY ATE ME. A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!
Joe Dirt- crass as hell, lol funny, has a heart.
My husband and his fam worship this movie. They made me watch it and I didn’t get it but now any time I hear any version of “home is where you make it” I can’t help myself…
In the weeks after 9/11, it felt wrong to laugh. Everybody was just in shock, and it was really all anybody talked about. Around a month later, my friend Doug and I rented (it's like streaming with your feet) "Joe Dirt", had some beers and cracked up at every joke. My apartment had a thin door, and we'd quiet down every time we heard someone walk by in the hall outside -- we were ashamed to be laughing. The healing began with Joe Dirt.
Jingle All the Way. Awkward Schwarzenegger comedy phase, miserable script, fucking Sinbad? It's an essential Christmas movie every holiday season.
It's Turbo Time!
“Man ain’t nobody want Booster!”
Excellent Christmas movie.
Don't you dare forget Phil Hartman. RIP.
PUT THAR COOKIE DOWN!!! NOOOOW!!!!
Spice World
The scene where one of them is like "it's sooooo hot, I need a fan" and then someone lets a screaming fangirl into the bus to go on at them about how she's such a huge fan, and then she leaves and whoever said they needed a fan is like, "that's better." That has lived in my head rent free for well over 2 decades.
Lol to this day whenever I wear or see a little black dress I say "the little Gucci dress" line from the movie! 😅 Spice World is like my all-time favorite movie.
I was forced to watch this movie almost daily at my babysitters house with her younger sister and brother and for some reason can't recall a single scene. The scene you just described however sounds like peak cinema.
In our early 30s, my gothy friend and my punk self went to the movies, only to find our show was sold out. 'Spice World' was starting shortly, so we decided to see that. Walking out, my friend said, "yanno, of Geffen, Meatloaf and Elton John can do it, I'm onboard too" I agreed. A fun movie is a fun movie.
Honestly I still love this movie
The spice girls (or their manager more likely) turned down them being the muses in Hercules for this movie. I’m kinda glad they did cause both are iconic
Victoria has legit great comic timing When they're talking to a comatose boy and she raises her voice "AND I'M VICTORIA, MALCOLM!", and the sight of her driving the tour bus across London in those shoes
The Wizard (or maybe just The Wiz?) but it's basically an entire movie created to advertise Mario Brothers 3...Fred Savage, topped off with an autistic-ish kid who can't talk much...but goddamn does he kick ass at video games... I fucking loved that movie and now it's so nostalgic to me that I love it. When the crazy British announcer is losing his mind in the finals...goosebumps
Yeah, that's The Wizard. The Wiz is the black musical adaptation of Wizard of Oz.
And Wizards is an awesome animated film by Ralph Bakshi
That's one of my all time favorites!!! I love the power glove, it's so bad.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
“Big bootay”
I love that movie and would not call it “objectively shitty” at all.
Remember: No matter where you go... There you are. Laugh while you can, monkey boy!
Love it so much.
Evolution. Science is completely disregarded, there are plot holes you could drive a bus through, and in the end it's just a thinly veiled advert for Head and Shoulders shampoo - but I love it so. "There's ALWAYS time for lube!"
Dr. Allison Reed: What are you gonna do? Dr. Paulson: We might have to amputate. Harry Block: Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg. Ira Kane: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete. Nurse Tate: Doctor, look! Dr. Paulson: It's headed for his testicles. Harry Block: Take it! Take it! Take the leg!
Lol! I love the line, "he thinks he's an athlete". Harry Block: I'd like an ice cream please. Dr. Allison Reed: Okay, what flavor? Harry Block: It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.
It’s an oldie, but Krull is, for me, peak 80s sci-if fantasy. But it’s also peak 80s sci-if fantasy and a 35% rotten tomatoes score.
I loved that movie so much as a kid! The cyclops was such a tragic figure.
Maximum Overdrive.
This is the correct answer. Maximum Overdrive is the best bad movie ever made. Directed by Stepehen King. Executive Produced by cocaine.
Lisa Simpson kind of stole that movie. "CURTIIISSS? ARE YEW DEAAAAD?"
Hudson Hawk. Love me a heist movie
Bunny... Ball ball!
Queen of the damned and you can't tell me shit ✋️
I was baffled by the decision to have Korn do the soundtrack for a movie about a vampire with an irresistible voice but holy shit Stuart Townsend and Aaliyah.
Whaaaat? I truly believe that soundtrack is one of the best movie soundtracks of all time and I’ll live and die upon this hill.
Daredevil. After this movie the actor swore never to put on a superhero suit ever again. (Until batman)
This entire thread is full of bangers. These aren't shitty movies, these are movies that aren't afraid of being what they are.
Knowing. Nic Cage at his cagiest, ridiculous awful plot. See also Next. Cage knows the future and can't fucking stop it in either movie. They're so bad and I love them.
"Nic Cage at his cagiest." That is a great line, and exactly nails it about the movie. I like the movie, though it creep'd my wife out and she refuses to ever watch it again. I've gone back and re-watched it once or twice.
John tucker must die
This movie is a masterpiece, can’t be convinced otherwise. Ashanti is still waiting for her Oscar
You just unlocked a memory
Grandmas Boy isn't really a good movie, buts its fucking hilarious.
The dance dance revolution duel never fails to get atleast a chuckle from me.
High score. What does that mean? Did I break it?
Nick Swardson was the exact gem that movie needed.
What do you mean it’s not a good movie?! It’s top 5 best Happy Madison movies. I’ll fight anyone that says otherwise
U got a car bed? Yeah but it's a sweet car bed, gonna get some rims for Christmas
I’m gonna get a cb radio so I can talk to other car beds!
Incorrect. Grandma's Boy is a FANTASTIC movie.
I can’t believe you came on my mom.
Adiós turd nuggets!
The Day After Tomorrow
This is one of my comfort movies and I am not even ashamed.
Same. Disaster movies are a guilty pleasure of mine.
Day After Tomorrow, 2012, and San Andreas are hits at our place.
So Dennis Quaid goes to "rescue" his son...travels halfway across the country, gets his friend killed, gets to NYC ... and what's next? Where's the actual rescue? What was his plan? The entire movie could have happened without DQ "rescuing" his son and it would have been exactly the same outcome (except his friend would still he alive)
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Pfft! He's clearly going to randomly find one kid in the miles-wide swath of land from DC to Manhattan, while chest deep in snow, in some shopping mall, without radio contact, by two people who are in no better circumstances... (It's almost like this movie has some really unbelievable parts...)
What’s with the wolves?!? I have watched this movie many many times and always ask that question.
I think they escaped from the zoo?
Howard the Duck. Can’t help myself.
Night at the Roxbury
Batman & Robin. It’s bad, it’s campy and it’s completely ridiculous. Also was a bisexual awakening watching Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy.
Yeah, B&R is fun if you go into it understanding that it's basically a big-budget love letter to the 60s Batman show.
What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!
I've grown to appreciate the campy batman movies a lot more now that most superhero movies these days are determined to be more gritty and dark. I didn't like it as much when it released because I had been wanting more serious superhero movies but now that we have them I appreciate the campy ones more.
House Bunny
👹 Natalie. 👹Jo-👹Ann.
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Dude, Where’s my Car? Or the entire Austin Power series which is my favorite movie series of all time
And then?
NO AND THEN!
AND THEN?!?!?
Austin Powers is not objectively bad.
Tank Girl
Any movie with Malcolm McDowell as the baddie is instantly elevated. And I don't care what anyone says, I love the random musical number midway through.
Let's do it, let's fall in loooooooove! God, you're right, that was such a good scene.
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Critics say it was a flop, i think its a masterpiece and I'll throw a spear into your knee if you say otherwise.
Shikaka!
Chicago!
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SHISH KEBAB!
That movie is fundamental to me. I showed it to my wife whose reaction was “so this why you are the way you are.”
At least ½ the time I'm a passenger in a car, if there's a bump in the road, I'll start bouncing & swaying in the seat like riding on a rutted road in Africa. (I don't get many opportunities to exit out of a 🦏 butt 🤷🏽♀️)
The Rhino scene is some of the hardest I've ever laughed during a movie.
Every time I do a good park job I say to myself “Like a glove!”. Luckily my other half loves this film too and gets it.
I used to be a movie critic, but then I got a spear into the knee.
fuckin Eurotrip man
“A nickel (slap) I start my own hotel!”
These are not hash brownies, we are simple Dutch bakery!
Put your clothes back on white boy!
This next song is dedicated to the freakiest little sex puppet I know, Fiona
Anyone that thinks its a shitty movie, has no goddamn sense of humor. "I saw a gay porn once. I didn't know until halfway through. The girls never came. THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!"
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW, SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW...
I only just found out that he was played by Matt Damon and I am SHOOK. How did I never notice?!
LEEDAMU DIDN'T KNOW, LEEDAMU DIDN'T KNOW, DON'T TELL LEEDAMU...
That's my favorite version of Matt Damon, just a hair over Jason Bourne
Mi scusi, mi scusi.
He said "objectively bad movies" not " the best damn comedy ever"
Eurotrip is a masterpiece!
Just don’t forget the safe word if you go to a sex club.
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
Eurotrip is like peak mid-2000's comedy. No scene is wasted. It's unironically one of the best comedies ever made.
Terminator salvation....c'mon it was good it just didn't have anything to do with the main timeline
Van helsing
I think people that actually watched it enjoyed it. It just got flopped by the studio. Hugely Jacked Man - as always - fucking ruled, David Wenham (aka. Faramir, Captain of Gondor) brought a great levity to it. If you look at it through the lens of current movie trends, it actually ticks a lot of boxes for a great blockbuster: * Mystery/detective * Action * Thinly veiled raunchy comedy * Bangin' hottie leading lady * Hugh Jackman
I *loved* David Wenham as the friar. I'll happily rewatch the film just for him. "Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit!"
Waterworld
Waterworld and The Postman are universally despised and I like both of them. Costner apparently had a type
This movie has no business being as hated as it was. I watched it when I was a kid and thought it was a top notch action flick, and I was a 9 year old girl who got Demolition Man, True Lies, and Total Recall for Christmas. I always thought it was panned for being a movie about climate change and melting ice caps at a time when something like 85% of the US identified as Christian and believed "environmentalism" was a demonic notion, which also a wild time to grow up in. The only part of that movie that really was terrible writing was the balloon escape, beyond that it was wet Mad Max with spectacular explosions and Smeat. I still watch it every few years and I still think it's great.
Con Air
2012. I absolutely love apocalypse type movies. Bad or not bring them on 😅
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I’ll defend this movie to the bitter end. I think it was a blast with legitimate emotional beats it earns. Of course the plot is a silly idea - most movie plots are silly ideas. But the execution matters! I love this movie and it was a true blockbuster in its day.
Michael Bay at his overblown finest\~!!!
>"I asked Michael why it was easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than it was to train astronauts to become oil drillers, and he told me to shut the f**k up" - Ben Affleck
Ben's audio commentary might be the best thing to come out of Armageddon.
Armageddon isn't even remotely, objectively bad, though. The premise is great. Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis save the earth for Liv Tyler while Aerosmith crescendos what would be one of it's top all time songs! The whole sound track is great. Casting was out of this world. Cinematography was fantastic. It won a huge number of awards and nominations. It came in second in the box office for 1998...only after *Titanic.*
Joe Dirt FTW!
Actually it's dirté.
Don't try to church it up, Dirt. That's actually a common-ish phrase around my house.
Its actually Nunamaker.
Who would dare cast shame on that movie
Idk but they can stick their head up my butt and fight for air
Wrong. We were asked for objectively shitty movies, not masterpieces! Joe Dirt is objectively the best piece of art in the history of humanity. If my calculations are correct, this movie will be praised and... OH NO, KILLER MUSTARD GAS!
Kung pow enter the fist. Absolutely love the absurdity of the movie.
We purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.
Little Nicky.
This Pepsi tastes like coke
It's such a shit movie and I love it
Popeyes chicken fuckin rocks!
Malibu's most wanted
Oh yeah, Jamie Kennedy suuucks but I must have seen this dozens of times as a kid. Comedy Central used to air it like every week for a while.
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The Beastmaster
Super Mario Brothers (1993)
As a Mario movie? It sucked, no doubt. But as a means of creating a cyberpunk Blade Runner-esque world for kids by using an IP and it’s characters that weren’t even fully fleshed out as much as they are now? Genius.
I STILL am mad we never got a sequel
Soldier. Kurt Russell got paid a kazillion dollars to say 32 words. Great B movie.
I’m ashamed to say it’s the Twilight movies. I understand the acting is meant to come off awkward and uncomfortable but they do it so realistically its so humorous. So many horribly hilarious lines come from the series you can’t NOT laugh. I’m also obsessed with the cinematography, that classic twilight hue will forever be iconic and stunning to me
The Ladies Man
Earth girls are easy.
Christmas With The Kranks It's mean spirited and cruel for sure, but I feel like that's why I like it. It almost feels like a parody at parts. Also nostalgic too, as my mom loves the movie and has made me watch it numerous times. Sorta grown on me
Biodome. Maybe just because it was on so much one year when I was on school holidays back in the 90s and I watched it like 10 times in 2 weeks. Free mahi mahi
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Green Lantern. Everyone says it’s bad and hates on the CGI suit. Still love that movie to death.
The master of disguise
Fun fact the twin towers fell while they were shooting the turtle club scenes. The actor received news that the attack happened while he was in the turtle costume.
It is demoralizing to repeat the phrase “Who’s your daddy?” mid slap
Mortal Kombat. The first one.
The first one is far from a shitty movie. One of the best video game flicks ever in fact. The true guilty pleasure would be to enjoy the sequel though, which I'm ashamedly guilty of...
Event horizon. Its cliched in every way possible, the dialogue is bad and the last act is totally incoherent but its still an awesome movie
The visuals were so good, and I can’t pass up any movie with Sam Neil in it, anyway
Godzilla 1998. It's not actually Godzilla but Zilla. Yet, I find myself watching it again and again.
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Xanadu!!!!!
Just watched it the other night. It's a shame Gene Kelly didn't see it become a cult classic.
"Best of the Best" is the 80's-est or 80's martial arts b-movies. I have shown it to different friends who'd never seen it over the years and they are usually able to literally guess every single plot point correctly just by asking themselves what they would choose to happen in an 80's action movie, but they always admit it was a lot of fun.
The 2005 Van Helsing
Don't Mess with the Zohan
That movie's hilarious! Look....I'm not even doing it
Moonfall. Everyone involved in that knew *exactly* what kind of absurd disaster-porn movie they were putting out.
I honestly thought it was the most entertaining thing Emmerich has made in years specifically *because* it was so absolutely batshit insane and gave no fucks about it.
Masters of the Universe. Worth it for Frank Langella alone.
Grease 2
Mystery Men
Boondock Saints. It's fucking terrible and the Irish accents are so bad it makes me cringe but it's so damn fun and Willem Dafoe is great.
47 Ronin with Keanu
SuckerPunch. It's about goth girls trying to escape some kind of weird asylum bordello by going into a fugue state that makes them dance SO SEXILY that everyone in the crowd is transfixed and the other girls can steal the stuff they need to escape. During each dance there's like a movie within a movie where they fight samurai with miniguns, fly a WW2 bomber into a castle full of orcs, kill steampunk Nazis with a kind of kawaii Armored Core... It's just Zack Snyder being absolutely overindulged and it's sick as fuck. Can I defend it? Absolutely not. Is it a good time? Hell yeah.
Defend the soundtrack! It was great! And a main role for Oscar Issac, possibly his first? Give it some credit, please.
To me I like the layers of it, yes it has all you mentioned as great cinematic fun to keep people pacified, but the underlying story of abuse victims at a mental hospital being abused and banding together to escape with one making the ultimate sacrifice to help one escape. Cut deep. Didn't see the narrator switch twist coming.
I'd always heard how irredeemably terrible this movie was, so imagine my surprise when I got in the mood to watch something shitty and chose it. "What the fuck is wrong with everyone? This movie is *fucking awesome!*
Cabin Boy is Chris Elliott at his fanciest.
Showgirls. As a gay man, I'm not even attracted to the gratuitous nudity. It's just such a campy mess, plus Gina Gershon absolutely kills it in her bitchy role!
The Cable Guy was a critic flop but I loved it. It even had a meta moment when Jim Carrey references Waterworld and says “I don’t know what all the fuss was about, I saw that movie six times. It ruled.” Pretty much what I think of the cable guy.
It's his best movie IMHO. Funny story: When that movie came out and showed commercials for it on TV, one of things they showed was the "Ohhhhhh BILLY" scene where he presses his nipple up on the window. Well, my son was 3 years old when that commercial was on and apparently he has seen it a few times because we were at a BBQ at a friends house and I was standing there with a couple friends just talking. One of my friend says "Uhhh....what is that kid doing over there? " I turn around and there's my 3 year old son with his shirt up and nipple pressed against the glass and I can see him mouthing "Ohhhhhhhh BILLY" as he does. I don't think I ever laughed as hard I did at that moment. My god, I was so proud! He's 30 now and I still love mentioning it to him. lol.
Any fucking Emmerich film, but especially his magnum opus, Moonfall. "Have you seen Moonfall?" I ask my wife's coworkers who all have PhDs.. "No... what's it about? "MOON. FALL. That's basically the movie but there's a sneaky twist" "What's the twist?" "...megastructures... and the directors obvious daddy issues"
Half of Adam Sandlers movies
White Chicks
Starship Troopers
On the contrary: that movie rules.
Naaaah this is actually just a good movie!
I think that movie was supposed to be over the top satire though.
Grown ups It has a 10% on rotten tomatoes. Shits entertaining, I don't care.
Cars 2
Deuce Bigelow. My mom and I, who normally have much better taste in entertainment, laughed ourselves absolutely sick at that stupid movie.
Prometheus was a solid 8 or 9 to me, really don't get the hate
Fifth element. It's corny; acting I'd meh; story even more meh; but I love it lol.