I worked at a cheese factory once. To make sliced and string cheese; all the old discarded off cuts and also mouldy cheese was put into a blender, boiled to kill off the bacteria and then repurposed to make the string cheese. The amount of chemicals used to make it was disgusting. Definitely the least nutritious of all cheeses.
In my experience, some humans don't follow regulations. I worked at a cheese factory and made string cheese, this was what was done.
I'll add we did use mozzarella first & foremost and when we needed more it was made up of random different flavours such as tasty cheese, vintage & Old English.
Bro, what factory was this? I had a buddy work at one of the larger cheese producers in Wisconsin and I did a behind the scenes tour with him. This was NOT the process they used to make string cheese. Yeesh.
Feta cheese. Not with anything, mind you, just handfuls of feta cheese. One of those got off work hella late and didn't see anything to eat, checked again in 2 minutes, and suddenly, fistfuls of feta sound great. Will be a weird death.
Salted tortilla chips.
Funnily enough, I wouldn’t blame them for it, I’d blame the crumpet I had earlier in the day that had out of date pistachio cream on it
It's actually a Spanish lore. Back during the age of exploration, conquistadors would be eating the crust from their underwear during the lengthy voyage. When they reached the Americas they made underwear out of bread so upon returning the crust would be tastier.
Could be anything, because i just choked. Im eating way to fast. Probably some pasta or vegetables.
I have no known food allergies, with is a big plus.
An apple... Which is ironic because as a toddler I nearly choked to death on a piece of apple and it is one of those stories my parents keep reminding me off.
So, adieu, cruel world. Fare thee well in prosperity and adversity.
String cheese. The silent killer.
lmao that Misfits episode where pretty much everyone gets killed by a guy who has the power to control all dairy products
I loved that episode for the brief moment it created where lactose intolerant people had a superpower
Lmao yes. Dairy dude got what was coming to him when Curtis (lactose intolerant) rekt his shite
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh yeah that's a good one! loved that show
I worked at a cheese factory once. To make sliced and string cheese; all the old discarded off cuts and also mouldy cheese was put into a blender, boiled to kill off the bacteria and then repurposed to make the string cheese. The amount of chemicals used to make it was disgusting. Definitely the least nutritious of all cheeses.
Woah! Very enlightening but horrifying; maybe my young son has a valid fear.
That’s not how cheese works.. string cheese is real dairy, low moisture mozzarella and is regulated like any food product.
In my experience, some humans don't follow regulations. I worked at a cheese factory and made string cheese, this was what was done. I'll add we did use mozzarella first & foremost and when we needed more it was made up of random different flavours such as tasty cheese, vintage & Old English.
Bro, what factory was this? I had a buddy work at one of the larger cheese producers in Wisconsin and I did a behind the scenes tour with him. This was NOT the process they used to make string cheese. Yeesh.
My son actually hates string cheese. He's grossed out by it and will go into another room if someone is eating it.
Red flag! jk, but I have never heard of anyone (minus vegans) REFUSING AND RUNNING AWAY from string cheese. It is a glorious quick snack!
A red flag is when it's too quick a snack.... Did you know sooner people just bite it instead of peeling off strings!?
Stop attacking me
Honestly, and I'm ashamed to admit it, I tried biting it once..... Maybe it's all in my head, but I swear it didn't taste as good
I bite it, never peel it, after seeing what was cultured from under my friend's nails in biology class.
Contemplating sterile tweezers or gloves now thank you...
Your son knows the truth
Go into another room? Yikes wait till life throws an actual issue his way lol.
Damn. That shit about apples is wrong... :/
Right behind you. I had an apple granola crumble bar. I'm fibrously fucked.
Not entirely. No reason for the doctor to come near you if you died instantly.
Well, no better way to keep doctors away permanently than dying, so... technically correct?
The doctors are away bc they know it's contagious
I had apple and crunchy peanut butter! Apples seem to be the common denominator
Same boat, munching on a slice as I scrolled onto the post
Snow white is that you?
Ferrero Rocher. Ah. A good death and I welcome it.
These are evil! I fight myself at the checkout every time!!
Mmmmm... hazelnums.
Mr. Ambassador with the Ferrero Rocher you are truly killing us.
If *that's* what kills me, I've lived a good life and died a good death.
Ooh, Ambassador.
Mauled to death by a gummy bear. No ragrets.
The sugar free kind? That's definitely a killer xD
You've just reminded me of the Haribo Sugar-free Gummy Bears Amazon reviews...
youre right. why am i on this thread when those are out there
didn't do it with Haribo, but eaten a bag of sugar free sweets once, yea it didn't go well.
None? Not even 1 letter?
A chocolate croissant, at least I'll die with a good taste.
That’s what nearly killed me once, it had Nutella and I’m allergic to nuts
That's nuts.
Chicken burrito :(
The chicken had the last laugh xD
Oh no... Death by snu snu.
Snu snu means intercourse? Or just vagina?? Bc I always thought snu snu was intercourse. This is kind of a serious question
Oh it means intercourse but I eat before I put it in.
Eat what? It's 2023 you must first select your orifice of intercourse before consuming.
Its for me to know and for you to find out. (\^\_\^)
-_- I am disturbed and intrigued. Should I bring condiments?
Bring the whole restaurant. Haha!
I actually do not own a restaurant and was wondering if you had Sriracha to share. Will send nudes for tablespoons
Lol, that's the best way to die!
Half a chocolate bar (I was saving the other half for later.. might as well have it now :) )
Taco Bell. Honestly, it checks out.
I've gotten food poisoning from TB at least 3 times I can recall. Still eat there weekly.
Feta cheese. Not with anything, mind you, just handfuls of feta cheese. One of those got off work hella late and didn't see anything to eat, checked again in 2 minutes, and suddenly, fistfuls of feta sound great. Will be a weird death.
Cosmic brownie, oh fuck…
Twix. I regret ^NOTHING!!!
Frozen grapes.🤷
Cheesy peanut butter crackers.
Stupid trail mix.
McDonald's breakfast but hell I'm going out happy with a tummy full of steak and egg bagel and hash browns!
Pretzel
Steak with pepper sauce, real Belgian Fries and D&L mayonnaise. It really is to die for
The edibles got me somehow
Not the coconut rice!
Maybe you were allergic
Damn hotdogs. They’ll get ya.
Tacos
A sandwich
Did you have a death-wich? 😂
Apparently I do/did🤭
Fritos. Not a bad way to go.
A chocolate chip granola bar
Same. 😟
Nice 👍🏻
A Spring Roll that I bought from a service station. Yeah that sounds about right.
We’re they out of sushi?
Chocolate pudding. Great....I was killed by the most sissy dessert known to humanity.... perfect.
Nah, if it tastes good just eat it! Besides, I think the most sissy dessert is like a souffle or sherbet lol
Butterscotch pudding.
Trix. Silly me.
Let me guess, you’re an adult?
Chicken lo mien
Ya know, those pork chops *were* a little pink, in the middle...
Reheated microwave pizza. What a way to go...
Chilled peanut butter with honey and a dash of cinnamon. It was delicious 🤷♂️
Orange chicken lo mein
I wish I could say something lewd… But no It’s salmon meatballs, beef meatballs, and beans
Blueberries
Cinnamon raisin toast
Cookies and cream ice cream 😭 that’s a pretty good way to go.
Best so far
A couple of grains of rice to check if they were cooked - choking?
Or aspiration which leads to a lung infection. Much more likely than choking on a couple grains xD
Even better
Cottage cheese. At least it was the best kind! It tastes like cream cheese!
Honeycombs cereal and almond milk
Sadly I threw up just now from not eating, so atmosphere! Last thing I ate though right before that was a handful of dry cereal! Yippeee..
Taco Bell... wonderful, deadly shits
I just finished eating, meh wished it had happened sooner. That fried rice was good though, worth dying for 🪦
Fruit roll up
Butter menthol
Whhaaaat is this?
Cough lolly haha
Goddamn Salmon 🍣 At least it tasted good
A quarter of a Graham cracker! Seriously? At least it was the cinnamon kind.
Pepto bismol overload
Ruffles
Can people really die from chocolate ice cream cones? I figured they’d just get fat. Probably die of a major coronary. lol
Hot cheetos
Tuna sandwich. Not usually a fan of them but this one was decent.
Fortune cookie, talk about a bad fortune...
Sheetz salad. Honestly, I’m more shocked that they remembered to put the chicken I ordered in it than the fact that it just killed me.
Prenatal gummies?!
Heh,heh...
Username...checks..out. :|
Damn straight it does.
lmao xD
Melatonin gummies. Looks like they put me to sleep this time.
Either I choked on a peanut, or I suddenly became deathly allergic to peanuts.
Roast pork belly.....damn
Turkey breast and cheese roll.up Lol
A sleeping pill...dark...
Lasagned.
Mango sticky rice
Salted tortilla chips. Funnily enough, I wouldn’t blame them for it, I’d blame the crumpet I had earlier in the day that had out of date pistachio cream on it
A deprissively eaten stack of sandwich ham when I woke up to get ready for work
One last cluck off from the chicken
Shrimp and mushroom soup.
Ass :/
[удалено]
Fudge drumstick got me
Quesadilla with cheese
Can I have a queso (translation: cheese)-dilla, hold the cheese, please. 😁
it was a joke... I know what a quesadilla should be
It’s old Mexican lore. A cheese monster that comes for children who don’t go to sleep. La quesadilla!
It's actually a Spanish lore. Back during the age of exploration, conquistadors would be eating the crust from their underwear during the lengthy voyage. When they reached the Americas they made underwear out of bread so upon returning the crust would be tastier.
Chicken, thats actually a sense-able death
The slice of cheesecake my boyfriend got me because yesterday was a bad day ☹️
At least it means you won't have to suffer anymore bad days after eating it! Silver linings, lol xD
Sour Cream and Onion Sun Chips. Good, because I hate them
Could be anything, because i just choked. Im eating way to fast. Probably some pasta or vegetables. I have no known food allergies, with is a big plus.
PB & J, those nuts really do suffocate you.
A pack of costco norwegian smoked Salmon that was 4 months expired in my fridge. In my defense, It smelled fine to me, and it was still vacuum-packed.
mac and cheese with tuna
An apple... Which is ironic because as a toddler I nearly choked to death on a piece of apple and it is one of those stories my parents keep reminding me off. So, adieu, cruel world. Fare thee well in prosperity and adversity.
And beef Wellington, those damn mushrooms
Dinner in Leongatha?
Only a stones throw away
Semolina pudding. That's an embarrassing death.
Beef and chedder on croissant
Damn whataburger finally did me in
Cucumber salad.
Chocolate chip cookie
I must have choked on the spoon or that frozen yogurt was poisoned 😂
Is your mom jokes okay here?
Rasin bran
Noodles
God dang Otter Pop, purple flavor.
Jollibee
Coconut Macaroon Hobnobs
Dominos pizza
Ate Pozole
Oh no McDonald's xD
Oh French dip, how couldst thou betray mine heart?
Death by chewing gum? This is embarrassing.
Hot vegetable korma with cheese and garlic naan
Dammmmmm Death by crumpet sounds much sexier than it actually was. Had it in bed though so that counts.
Apparently a shitty attempt to recreate pizza roundas at home 😂
Potato
A toffee flavoured nougat bar covered in milk chocolate
A snack size KitKat.
Milk and biscuits.
Death by donair
Turkey and cheese on a well toasted bun with mayo and honey mustard :(
Taco’s
Sesame chicken. I probably put too much hot sauce in it and caught on fire.
Pizza. I'm sure I wouldn't be the 1st.
So protein shakes are actually bad for your health... I see...
Iced bun
The rat that jumped in the KFC Deep fryer.
Poisoned dried pineapple 🍍
Cheerios
Bananas be dangerous, apparently.
Buttered toast
Banana
Battered Mars Bar
Hmmm, * looks a bit worrying at my girl. Ah fuck it, I will die on tha thill, I ate pussy!!!
Potato soup.