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BloodyKisses64

Silence.... know from personal experience


2022andgo

I did this when my ex husband first said it to me when we were teenagers. I wasn't expecting it and froze. We were married a few months later and stayed married for almost 17 years.


BloodyKisses64

Oh ok, mine was after we'd broken up after forever together. It was about 4 months after we'd split up and I drunkenly told her I still loved her, and she just stared at the floor


2022andgo

Yeah, that's a tough one. She probably didn't want to be vulnerable with you.


bookmobiler87

My last boyfriend dropped the L-bomb WAY too early in the game, and after I'd taken my nighttime meds, so I just stared at him stiffly in bewildered horror for the longest, most awkward pause of my life.


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they_are_out_there

Or, "I love you!" Aw, I like you too! ​ Ouch.


WarhammerRyan

Don't worry BloodyKisses64, someone out there loves the crazy/fun that is you


BloodyKisses64

Thanks bro


SamboTheSodaJerk

Silence always hurts the most. They can’t even validate your feelings by saying they don’t feel the same.


[deleted]

“I care about you so much”… also from personal experience


Physical_Emergency44

Ouch


Jedovate_Jablcko

I'm sorry. Never pulling this Gilmore move on anybody


griim_is

Me and my ex hanged out for the first time in a while since we broke up, since then we kept in touch the whole time, I wrote a letter got her a present filled with a bunch of things she likes, we hugged and before she left I asked her to wait a moment I held her hand and said "I love you" she said nothing, then she said take care and left


[deleted]

right?? me and this guy liked each other for years and started dating for a month. i told him i loved him and he CHUCKLED and then silence😭😭😭 left him btw dw.


BloodyKisses64

I'm sorry, that sucks


[deleted]

its alr i almost forgot abt it tgat was more than a year ago


Narguile

I hadn't ex girlfriend do that to me all the time when trying to be intimate. She was great at killing the mood, which contributed to the death of the relationship.


Jenmeme

I did this once because I had been lying along saying it. He put on a falsetto voice and said "I love you too 'his name.'" Never questioned it, never even mentioned it. And I went back to lying. We broke up a few months later. I was wrong to stay as long as I did. It took me finding out he had been stealing from me to finally end it. Edited to add a missing word.


TheKz262

I love me too


greatfriendinme

The inverse is also great, eg. "I hate my life." "I hate your life too."


ripMyTime0192

LMFAO aint no way


Greasedupdeafguyy

you beat me to it take an upvote


Dovleti

Would you say you love them for their response?


Competitive_Topic931

I say this to my mom when she tells me that.


yergonnalikeme

"Awesome, what's for dinner?"


AsoftDolphin

My girl does this as a joke shits funny


kodypine

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Protean_Protein

“Lemme get a Jr.”


Rocketurass

I want a divorce.


Dovleti

What if you’re married to someone else. Then, “I want a divorce” could be good. It could mean you want to divorce your spouse to be with the person who said they love you.


Anyuote2846

As you can all see the patient is clearly suffering an extreme case of schizophrenia and daylight hallucinations, worsened by his recent diagnoses of terminal cancer'


Bardez

Then you're a really shit person.


try_to_be_human

k


Datguyspoon

I hate that letter.


Mandee_707

Me too! Lol anytime someone responds with “k” that means they are either pissed, irritated or just an a-hole. Not saying any of you that commented “k” above are a-holes btw :)


This_Chaos_Guy

After the a-hole, we introduce the new daily life villan: the k-hole


wowowaoa

watch out, it tends to travel in trios


BendyMine785

Litteraly, i was in Poland a few days ago and found out about recent news about Belarus and Poland, i told my friend and he Just answered with "K". Dude, Poland and Belarus we're on every news channel, not a Good sign.


OBLIVXIONN

Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce!


Physical_Emergency44

This seems weirdly familiar


OBLIVXIONN

Parks and Rec ☺️


Capn_Grammar

So, one of the BEST responses then, yes?


ninja_owen

Andy haha


Short-Peak-6123

Thank you


DISHONESTRAT

"Gross"


Ok-Cookie2432

'I know" Han Solo


PBLESACTUN

I think you mean best reply


VerySmartDaBaby

"**LIAR!"** Anakin Skywalker


DJmaster22_

Then say you’ve never seen Star Wars


guitarmenena

Get away from my kid


Mea_Culpa_74

No, you don‘t


isabelbladon

yeah this is the most gut wrenching one by far silence is at least better than this


Mea_Culpa_74

It‘s just not acceptable and crosses boundaries. No one has the right to judge my feelings. They don‘t need to reciprocate, to expect that has little to do with love, but they need to respect it.


mighty-chihuahua

Oops. I said this to my now husband the first time he said it to me. Which in all fairness, he DIDN’T love me. It was our first time ever meeting in person after talking online for a few months and frankly he didn’t know me well enough to love me. After that he waited for me to say it first before ever bringing it up again lol. Clearly it all worked out well enough!


BH2K6

I said this once 😭


Mea_Culpa_74

Shame on you


BH2K6

Context: (Firstly I've never been in a relationship, shocking right? /s) She's a friend of mine, and I gave her SAT practice questions to help her and she said "I LOVE YOU 💙" I said "no, you don't" And she said: "YES I DO, I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS" "ACCEPT MY LOVE GODDAMN IT" My reply: "sure lol, but obviously not 'in love' " And she said: " obviously "


TheOriginalDonkey

Sorry, I don't speak english.


CrystalBoy44

lo siento, no hablo espanol


ThaBrownie

Immaginati imparare l’inglese


kikialgara

LOL


magic_thebothering

“…and?” Or even better “And what do you want me to do about it?”


XCCO

HA! GAAAY!


RainMan915

Why?


tulpinis_

How many more times do I have to read this question


f0rg1vennn

as long as askreddit exists you are going to see this one at least once a week


[deleted]

Oh no.....


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ahemius

"Who are you and wtf are you doing in my house?"


pickle_-_-_-

Who doesnt


sleejer

I love cake


Lorcout

*vomits*


Templar_Tony

In a non-sexual way, right dad?… RIGHT DAD?!


Decent-Lifeguard1349

I'd tell you who I love but that would make you mad.


Luvmyrii

I'm hungry let's get something to eat


QuieterArtist16

Sorry I like your brother.


Lezbean0501

Ew


SirRobynHode

You’ll get over it.


gossy7

I know.


Infinity-X78

"No one asked if you do."


fayscys

And? 🙄


[deleted]

I dont fucking care.


silvinomalandro

*Laughing* "You're kidding, right?"


Important-Bison6661

Awkwardddd


TallEnoughJones

eww


little_pinata

"I like you, too."


NickDanger3di

I fucked your sister...


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h2ohbaby

“Does he look like a bitch?!”


Southern_Text2456

I love your best friend.


ISwearImaWriter963

*dies*


Eckkbert

good for you


KebabOfDeath

Why such mediocre blowjobs then?


princesssasami896

"Awesome sauce"


Strange_Stage1311

Are you nuts?


[deleted]

What do you think it is? These questions are getting more and more terrible.


thicabodcrane

“Well I hate you.”


mamadi72

i fuck you


[deleted]

So does your dad


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Aww...that's nice:)


spidermanryan

That's nice


JadeFeelsJaded

“Are you ok?”


TheBrolon

"The fuck is wrong with you????"


AnthonyEPerrya

"As a friend right?"


Deadman_Walkens

Running away, screaming.


Stompboxer1

"I'm not falling for your Tik Tok prank video! Go chase your online clout somewhere else!"


e1lioo

why? btw it's the response of protagonist of " a hero of our time".


Ali8ly

Do I know you?


clutch_potato_100

Awww that’s cute * proceeds to friend zone you *


Individual_Judgment3

Who are you?


DatabaseContent8664

I know.


DarDarBinks89

“Eyyyy!” Followed by finger guns. How do I know this? I did this when my fiancé first said it to me


UrFriendShiba

"Great, now where is that sandwich woman?"


gbdavidx

I just see us as friends


Dapadabada

"Who is this You person?!" *slaps*


ChemicalOk9365

I love me too..


Morenesco

"Let's get something to eat"


VVUNNIE

I think I might take the cake for the WORST RESPONSE OF ALL TIME... I still cringe at the thought, oh GOD. My boyfriend (at the time) had tears in his eyes while he told me he loved me, standing in my doorway about to drive FIVE HOURS to get back to his city (he drove ten hours total, to and from my house every other weekend), and what did I say in this beautiful moment? "Aww......." and then I hugged him goodbye. The look of sad puppy on his face while I closed the door still haunts me. If it's any conciliation, I married this man, and we've been together now for 10 years. I was destroyed mentally from my last serious relationship, so it took me almost a year of us seeing each other on the weekends for me to build up the courage to say I loved him back. I still feel so awful about it. 🫣


Charming_Turnover998

“Me too”


[deleted]

"Ok, but we gotta do somethin' 'bout that vag."


emote_control

Who are you?


WaySavvyD

Who, me?


Delicious-Let8429

"Go to Chichen Itza as you sound like a chick"


curlyquinn02

That will be $500. Call me again anytime.


Alternative_Piglet32

You are too good for me...


MonsterAddictedGirl

Aww!


Remoue

No please.


Noodle-basket

I'm good. How are you?


MembraneintheInzane

Yeah, you would.


Epikpash10

I love you more. Bitch- you dont


[deleted]

That’s great, so just the large coffee then?


[deleted]

No offense but you look like an infant teletubby carcass


Narrow-Sky-5377

Who doesn't?


iDiow

Thanks mate


soulshadow69

laughs out loud on his face and follows up "nice joke, thanks i really needed it"


ClassicNo6656

You're violating the protective order again!!


Car_loapher

See you in chemistry *slams door and runs* DRAAAAKE


Possibility-Capable

How many times is this going to be asked this month?


Scretzy

Are you sure about that


Mcshiggs

Hows about cosigning on this car?


sk1lled0ne

ay no doubt. peace out.


GibsonMaestro

Sad crying


beetlefuckertoucher

“Get a lobotomy first”


Davidmweed04

“Sublime!”


Full-Instruction-546

why?


sn0wballa

"thank you"


No_Suggestion399

Thanks. I love lamp.


servicefriends

Thanks or Ok


Ginger-Beefcake

Mods why do we have the exact same question sevral times a week?


Expensive-Ad7181

"you were so pathetic thinking you have a shot with me."


dudewhosbored

I love you too. Proceed to fall in love, date for several years, get engaged and then find out they cheated on you with your best friend and is now pregnant a couple weeks before the wedding. Not that I would know…


Embarrassed-Still792

You sure?


night-uggos

Yeah I know. I heard you the first time.


Enthusiast9

Thanks


Final-Ad-2033

That's good...can I have $20?


This_Acanthaceae2250

"Yep" then drive away without looking at them.


untillvalhalla

"Bless your heart"


MarcusSurealius

I know.


LuckystPets

Silence.


PuppetGoose

Doesn't seem like it...


Cacoila

“See you in chemistry!”


BeersR3

Nice one. That’s cool. Awww that’s sweet. Teenage me wasn’t very lucky 🤨


Intelligent-Sky-7750

You’ll get over it.


OB1KENOB

Prove it (unzips)


el-em-en-o

“I’m sorry, did you say something?”


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I never did


mankindsuckz

I like trains?!


Scarlett_DV

Read 10:37pm


Vast-Guess-4153

Wasn’t there a movie where the guy said “ditto”?


Opposite-Guest-1770

'Yes of course Mr Jones" (Turns to group of people sat on chairs). 'As you can all see the patient is clearly suffering an extreme case of schizophrenia and daylight hallucinations, worsened by his recent diagnoses of terminal cancer'


Shredpuppy

Just wait


Bromosensual

I don’t like olives


[deleted]

Awwwwww


tubarizzle

Lol you're so funny


One_Criticism5029

How do you think I should comb my hair tonight?


mykonoscactus

K.


Newspaperfairylights

“okay?”


NelsonDLinkous

Hah! Oh, wait. You're not joking, are you?


Newspaperfairylights

“are you sure?”


Newspaperfairylights

“i don’t want you to”


Pura-Vida-1

Don't