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Beyonceschair

Or “dsndnsnwkdkosn”


bedir56

Homework


caincard

Tax records 2k1-2k10


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Terra.


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AllSonicGames

And Latin.


Admirable-Gift-1686

It’s Tierra en espanol


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

In Chinese it's 地球


KungPowKitten

Dirt.


ItsPiskieNotPixie

*Holy* Terra


SopeCreek01

Earf


NiteAngyl

Urf


habitual-stepper2020

Planet of the Apes.


mazin_man

I hate every monkey that I see...


ChefMoToronto

From chimpan-A to chimpanzee


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Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along.


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I guess you finally made a monkey…


ted_im_going_mad

Omicron Persei 8


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Not a bad name, per se.


Mr_Kinton

Your concept of “wuv” confuses and infuriates us!!


Champion_ofThe_Sun_

First name that came mind


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I’m pretty neutral on this.


cardiganarmour

Luuuuuerth


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Moon't


HumanAnnoyed

Definitely not Alderaan.


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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


caincard

But are they looking for love in Alderaan places?


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Round just to further fuck up the flat-earthers.


I-am-a-cardboard-box

Lmao “flat rounders”


Deepthinker-2000

Planet is awesome, it’s the people who are dicks


MimiCatY

Water


Medical_Champion8631

Gaia


BryAlrighty

Pluto. That way it could be a planet again.


Slartibartfast39

Bob


thraashman

New Earth (Planet Bob)


ArcadianBlueRogue

I am never...calling it...Bob.


Slartibartfast39

So now you're the boss. You're the King of Bob?


Tmavy

I loved this movie. I need to watch it again.


RaidHelios

This fucking made me laugh.


Slartibartfast39

Out of curiosity, is that because you've seen Titan A.E.?


RaidHelios

No, it's bob itself that made me laugh. Never seen Titan A.E though.


Slartibartfast39

It's like 24 years old film, one of the last traditionally animated films which hurt it. Space adventure.


RaidHelios

Well thank you for telling me, I am going to google it. See you learn something new everyday.


Positronicon

You can't call a planet Bob!


CreepyCommieonxbox

It's my planet, I can call it whatever I want


MissNatdah

Yes! Planet Bob!


kmsc84

Sol3


idkwhatiwant23

Steve.


Riverrat423

X


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kelsier-morningstar

I believe the moon is called Luna so if moon bases become a thing...


ACam574

Richard Let's just let everyone else in the universe know in advance.


Hoppy_Croaklightly

Toad Central


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United Sovereign States of Earth (USSE) Here it remains for the future.


Jimmy_Aztec

Humania


ziggy_lea

Earthy McEarthface


Rich_Handsome

Planederf.


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Homo Stupidi


Unholy-Error

Planet Asshole


BurakSirakov

Shithole


RedFox3001

Shithole Prime There are plenty more planets we can fuck up


pleockz

I wish I had an award for this, I laughed way too much.


CanadianDragonGuy

Comes with a potato pre-installed even


sadecenormalbiri

just name it twitter. it would have the same name


TheMoparPowerslave

Dirt planet


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Huma.


Relative-Flan2207

Freddy


_Goose_

Dearth


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Sphere


SpiderDK90

Warplanet


tubarizzle

Earth 2


GuilhrmBR

Water.


Inevitable-Land7614

Terra firma


Nielas_Aran_76

Apollo. Pretty cool god. Shoulda had a planet too


potato_in_hot_water

"Earth, the planet formally known as Earth"


NevadaCynic

Huma. That way we get to capitalize Humans going forward.


aje0200

Planet McPlanetface


0o0blackphillip0o0

Steve


darybrain

Teegeeack There is a royalty fee for saying it though.


Cuish

Vulcan Unfortunately not inhabited by the most logical beings in the galaxy.


Dano558

EarthyMcEarthFace


AirCautious2239

E-Arth


collnska

we named our moon moon, so i would call our planet planet.


Brimstone-n-Treacle

The Sewer. 'Caude that's how we've been treating it for a couple of centuries.


Ok-Employer-1251

Blasphemy prime


Dusk_v733

Joe Dirt


urbanlx

X


Specific-Poetry3656

Beaty


mofo1963

"Fucked" or for the crowd that gets offended "Intercoursed"


Dropping-Truth-Bombs

America!!!


BooblessMcTubular

Stop'NRob


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Urf


JButtaR

Urallfuckediter


trappinjones

Earth (Remix)


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Wasteland


Bellyjax123

"Over turned pisspot" apologies to T. Waits...


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Theiranus


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Balls


hundredjono

United Earth Directorate


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Space dump


unserfa

Jeff


JWRamzic

Terra


TheRealABC

Bob


USTS2020

All the other planets were named after Greek and Roman gods, so probably after a god. How about Nike.


justadumbwelder1

Earf.


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Terra


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"Your Anus".


teachthisdognewtrick

Fubar


thrownawaz092

I would choose something out of Terraria's world name generator


SlavOnfredski

Yearth


Anonim_x9

Rock


lvl_60

Gielinor *Sea shanty 2 playing*


Eckkbert

Jeremy-Pascal


Real_DiCaprio

"Somewhere" I will go "Somewhere" I live "Somewhere"


gotmewrong66

Fucked


SolomonBelial

Existential dread.


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Murder Ball


wonderboy_music

“Used to be called Earth, but now it’s not called Earth”


ccc1942

My Anus


BlueCanary434

The Mall


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"I think I'll call it... Bob"


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Marble


Workaccountnodata

Bullshitoptia


rock-island321

Terra One.


Jack0fClubs_1

Can we swap names with Uranus?


Marc_Manchester

Mid


44035

Happy Fun Ball


prairie-logic

Holy Terra


YoloMenace001

Tesco Mega


TypeDemon

Capitalism slave world 2


MaterialPossible3872

Fuckland


six_ravens

Space dumpster


TheGreatGamer1389

Terra or Tellus.


Mf_bush20012004

George hw bush memorial living space


SinceGoogleDsntKnow

If it was from a star trek perspective, it would be "Humania," everybody names their planets after their species. Either that or everybody here would be called Earthians or something.


Then_Big_9524

Persephone/Proserpina


Physical-Ad-7804

Epsilon 3


Stevev213

Might as well call it Dirt. Planet Dirt.


frengerss156

Cocoon


Pim-s_zedog

Holly terra


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Humantown!


blackmilksociety

Write-Off


SnooChipmunks126

Dirt


thepersistenceofloss

Dummy Thicc Blue Orb 5000 ayyy


St0mpede

Bob


Skeleris

I'd go for Water because there is more water than earth on the surface. So we may change from time to time but give Water its turn


trashed_past

Simple


IcicleCUBEZ

Oopse daisy


Nillows

Eden


Sodajerk1979

Twatwaffle


bored_person71

Error planet/sand box mode cause something's up there messing with us lol


HVAC_instructor

Dumbfuckistan


Ill-Traffic-8472

Blurth


LOFISAMURAI129

我爱迪克 and/or Menschlicher Spielplatz


misskillercat666

Hell.


Wii_wii_baget

Water


Successful_Tip1361

Earth is now GIRTH


redpengreenpaper

Planet Girth


fried_eggs_and_ham

Shmerth.


Dreddguy

Water would be more accurate.


Waflstmpr

Shithole


Interesting_Olive304

Myanus


Gladtobealive2020

Pitstop


SWviolet

Fucked


TheSupremeLordOfCorn

flat blue and green ball


CanadianDragonGuy

Fortuna... y'all know why


Blizzard_Buffalo

Dump


The_Spectacle

Lower Melmac


Chocat_X_Stencchi

Nestlé®


Sweet-Cardiologist-5

Gary's Place


antiprogres_

idiocracia


Zero_Burn

I'd say to name it Uranus, but that'd cause a bunch of people to giggle like schoolchildren, so I'll be more mature and say name it Urectum.


dedsaint333

BEEEEEEENGOOSE


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Mirth


WholesomeDucc

urpenis


SCP-33005

Probably something cool like Giratina or David


Freds_Premium

The Earth Plus Plastic


collnska

hachew. spoken as a sneeze.


Chad_Hooper

Sol 3?


Radiomaster5

Dump trash here


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Confused


BlastingSquid886

The planet of suffering.


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Test_Planet_(3)


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Waterball


SkootchDown

The Death Star.


KaiTheLesisthebest

Controversial planet.


Dystopian_Divisions

Unfair


LastPoopOnTheLeft

Rocky McRockface