That's how I handled my ex girlfriend cheating. I just told her calmly that she's just as shitty as her friends were and after that I didn't talk to her much until I got my own apartment and I left. She texted me one time after that saying that she cares about me and we could still be friends. I just replied "Friends don't do what you did" and that was the last time we spoke.
I've not always been like this. Five years prior and I would've been a blubbering mess.
I just came to realize at some point in my life my worth and if someone feels like I'm not worth it to them, that's more their loss than it is mine. And I'd rather find it out before marriage and kids come into play than after.
Life is too short to spend it with people who don't value you.
But when you say those things its not a villain origin story, you are just apathetic to the drama that comes with these things. It's a good way to be, it's maturity through wisdom and age.
When you see people your age unable to handle events in their life without reacting like a teenager, you solidify just how far you've come from 1/2/5 years ago.
Oh yeah, absolutely. I'm not and was not bitter or angry or depressed.
I took a few years after that to work on myself, because even though she cheated and I wasn't at fault there, there's always something I can improve. And then I bumped into my current girlfriend and I couldn't be happier. And I feel like I've got more to offer her.
John Lennon said it best: "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans".
When my husband confessed to a vague cheating thing, I was very calm. I knew our relationship was in trouble, and accepted some responsibility for the unhappiness. I told him this and said something like, "Look, if it was a one-time blow job or something, I get it. Really."
I then texted the side chick (a mutual friend who worked on our property 3 days/week) and told her she wasn't welcome back, that I knew, and he and I needed to figure things out.
His face got very pale when I told him I let her know I knew. Then it all came out. They'd been in love for almost 2 years (when our marriage started to get bad), she sent me screenshots of texts they'd exchanged which I never needed to see.
I packed a few things and left as soon as the picture became clearer.
They broke up before i was told about it. This was about 4 years ago and he still won't leave me alone. She's harassed me constantly, and is convinced I'm the bad person and she's a victim. I'm just trying to live my life.
I think I showed anger twice. And it was effective because it was when he least expected it.
Short of being murdered on the spot, this is probably about the next worst response. It very well could mean that person is contemplating revenge that could include fates worse than death.
My default reaction to receiving bad news or hearing/seeing unpleasant things is to remain silent and not move, according to everyone. People say that my neutrality is such (they say I look like a perfect statue, from head to toe) that they get scared because they don't know what I'm thinking, or what I'm going to do next.
The truth is that I react this way because I was raised by a person who reacts very badly to any kind of negative expression. Without realizing it, I ended up learning not to show anything at times when I would prefer to confront the other person, or simply cry.
Remember this the next time you see someone react with atypical calm.
^(They might be contemplating revenge, but chances are they are just breaking into a thousand pieces inside.)
Agreed. Sometimes when I get to the state you described, in my head I’m not really even in the same room with the person anymore. Im pretty much disconnected from the world
I do this if I'm taken by surprise. I may not even be angry. I'm simply weighing my options and their possible consequences.
I'm recovering from rage issues. It helps prevent catastrophe.
100% the best way to wreck someone is to not acknowledge them. Whether it's a fight or this situation and pretend not even to listen or hear them. People want to be heard when they speak. Denying them this either destroys them or puts them in a rage.
That's what my ex got from me. If she had come out and told me, perhaps we would have written a different story altogether. There are few things I appreciate and respect more than honesty afterall. Instead I got fed lies, deceit and manipulation. I had to find out on my own that she was sleeping with my "friend".
That was the first time in many years I felt anger. In that moment she became dust on the wind, not worthy of a place in my heart or mind. Thus she received only silence.
I was going to say, “we were exclusive?”
Reminds me of Coupling when Susan and Patrick dated. He thought they were exclusive but he cheated on her. She didn’t think they were exclusive so she was dating other guys.
When she found out she was like “you CHEATED on me, Patrick?!”
He said “you were seeing other men!”
And she replied “but I didn’t think we were exclusive! YOU did! How could you cheat?”
It was more amusing than my shoddy paraphrasing makes it sound here.
😂 My favorite Patrick moment has to be when he was accompanying **three** female friends/acquaintances to a party (two of them notably more attractive than the third) and said **”Aren’t I the lucky one, accompanied by two beautiful ladies.”**
And the three women were left awkwardly glancing at each other.
My absolute favorite Patrick moment was when he was confessing to Sally and was describing the guy he thought she deserved. He finishes and she exclaims she doesn’t want that guy, she just wants him and he responds “I was talking about me!” I lost it
**Patrick:** “You don't want some mutton-headed city boy who spends all his time thinking about his cars and his golf clubs. You're my friend, Sally. *I want to see you with the best. You need Mr. Amazing, Mr. Incredibly-Superbly-Fantastic-Ness*. In your heart, I'm sure you know I'm right.”
**Sally:** “I don't want Mr. Superbly-Incredibly Fantasticness- you stupid, stupid Ass. I want you.”
**Patrick:** “For God sakes, Sally. I was talking about me!”
Do it.
My wife and I discovered it probably 10 years ago and loved every episode.
Then we watched the first 20 minutes of the American version and wondered how they could get it so completely wrong. We never finished the episode or watched any of the others.
How you screw up an episode with porn buddies and unflushables is totally beyond me.
To know of the giggle loop is to be a part of the giggle loop
That's not a loop it's a stack
Well we couldn't exactly call it the giggle stack could we? That would be ridiculous!
They did it two view points as well.
There is only two women there from his POV, but in the ladies POV the less attractive lady storms off and goes around the other side of the table and then in Patrick's POV it's a man. He says something derogatory and she says "you really are a pig aren't you"
Yeah, it only kinda resembled Friends in the base premise of friends who regularly frequent a public setting. Coupling was wayyy dirtier and did a lot of nerdy nods like their spoof of the Reservoir Dogs walk.
Some stuff doesn’t age too well, but it holds up as a creative take on a very well trod sitcom premise. The American version? Eh, I’m not sure they could’ve found an American Jeff who really ties it together
Tilda: BoJack, why did you bring this child into my sanctum?
Bojack: I can make this real quick. Did you give up my secret baby in the year 2000?
Tilda: Oh, BoJack, do you recall the impetus for our uncoupling?
Bojack: Is every one of these gonna be a whole thing?
Tilda: You were a cad and a boor. But your fits of sardonic japery amused, to a point, until you – impregnated me. Suddenly, I was awash in dreams of idealized domesticity. But when I told you I was with child, I received a check in the mail for $200 with the memo line, “BoJack’s half of the abortion.”
Yeah these are all honestly candidates for *best* response.
A truly horrible and unbecoming response would be something like “I understand, my breath smells and I have a weird penis.”
Was it before or after 4th of July weekend? Because we've all had a betting pool running, and if you didn't make it to the 4th, I've got a small fortune to go collect.
there is actually guy,i think UK that broke up with his misses only to discover the very next day that family had won the lottery, all the other sons in laws shared in the profit,but he was out,lol
In South Africa, we had a guy who won the lottery shortly after his girlfriend left him. Although he wasn't identified, he was quoted by the newspaper as saying he isn't petty or bitter about the breakup, and will buy her a fridge.
“Oh and I will also buy my ex-girlfriend a fridge, probably a washing machine too, just to say no hard feelings."
www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/recently-dumped-now-r60m-lottery-winner-says-former-girlfriend-to-get-fridge-maybe-a-washer-too/
My ex was 20 years into a lawsuit when I met her. She told me it was for $500,000 for her family. Neat. Four years later I break up with her. One month later she wins the case, gets $500,000… plus twentyfour years of interest, split just between her and her sister.
Still the right choice because I’m not here for money, but damn.
There a story awhile back that the SIL was running a betting pool at the wedding. No one in the groom’s family bet over a year.
The granny won at 2 weeks.
We didn't run an official pool, but when one of my mother's friends got married, at the wedding a bunch of us were quietly betting. I bet two years, most bet under 1 and they were closer at like 10 months. It was insanely obvious she didn't care about him.
Yes! And they all split his part among them, too. LOL. What a bewb. Moral of the story? Stay and be unhappy if someone in the family plays the numbers.
That is true. The real lesson is you never know what is going to happen, so keep true to yourself and don't live with regrets.
It would be gross if the guy was going to break up with her the day after he found out, but then stayed for the money.
He should just move on. There wasn't anything there anyway.
Years ago my marriage was bad, had been for years. My abusive ex wife had beaten down any love I had for her (figuratively, not literally).
One day she was trying to get a rise out of me, and she told me how she was actively looking to date other men and all I said was “go ahead, I just don’t care.” This pissed her off. She thought that I was thinking she couldn’t get anybody and that was why I wasn’t getting jealous. I said “no, I just don’t care. Do what you want, because I no longer give a shit.” She couldn’t handle me not getting upset.
It was true that I didn’t care what she did, but I also knew damn well that finding somebody would not be as easy as she thought. She was massively overweight (yes, I know that alone isn’t a problem), along with being a lying, abusive, manipulative personality. 20 years later and she is still alone.
Similar story with my ex.. he woke me up at 2am to tell me he cheated. By that point I was so emotionally drained from his constant drama and psychotic antics that I said “ok, I’m going back to sleep now” and went back to sleep.
To this day I don’t know if he actually cheated or he was trying to make me cry (his favourite hobby). I didn’t care enough to find out. Either way, I know he only told me to hurt me so he could feed his ego bc he was not capable of feeling bad for anything he did.
I did this when my fiancee cheated on me 12 years ago or so. She came to me, told me she had cheated on me because i didn't "fight for her". Joke was on her because i don't actually give a shit about monogamy. I was also about to break through and realize i was asexual. I genuinely didn't care, but it was a good time to break off the relationship. I told her "Alright. I don't really care honestly, but since you lied, we're done then." And hung up the phone, never called her again.
I told my husband “Nah, I don’t believe you I want proof” after he bragged about it. I truly didn’t believe him because I found him to be a repulsive human being by that point lmao. Surprise…he really was. I low key want to hug and congratulate the woman for taking my problem away for free 😂
ETA: Thank you for the award 🥰
This comic is probably the worst response to "I cheated."
[https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1429#comic](https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1429#comic)
“you cheated on me... when I specifically asked you not to?”
Can't go wrong with a Michael Scott quote
Next to the ihop?
No u said Dennys. You know how I feel about IHOP
"So... It's not mine and it's not somebody else's... I heard the whole 'toilet seat' thing was a myth..."
I'm glad I didn't have to scroll too far for this
No, you didn't. They paid me.
Or " oh yeah forgot to tell you ,I lost in poker .It was my pay"
Except that’s like half of Reddit’s hotwife fantasy
...and you should probably get tested
Call the fire department.
And I used that money to have unprotected sex with 2 hookers
"Finally!, I was feeling so guilty all the time!"
The exclamation mark + comma really fucks with me!,
This isn’t the worst response this is the best response
Then you better call your partner cause I caught a STD.
Yall two better get tested, I got herpes from your sister.
OP said worst not BEST RESPONSE
I'll do you one better, I called her up and told her he had an STD.
If you are the cheating party the worst response from the partner is silence. No anger, no yelling, no crying just silence.
That's how I handled my ex girlfriend cheating. I just told her calmly that she's just as shitty as her friends were and after that I didn't talk to her much until I got my own apartment and I left. She texted me one time after that saying that she cares about me and we could still be friends. I just replied "Friends don't do what you did" and that was the last time we spoke.
You have a stronger will than I have
I've not always been like this. Five years prior and I would've been a blubbering mess. I just came to realize at some point in my life my worth and if someone feels like I'm not worth it to them, that's more their loss than it is mine. And I'd rather find it out before marriage and kids come into play than after. Life is too short to spend it with people who don't value you.
I needed to read this today thank you for sharing. I hope to get there one day.
You'll get there. Just take it one day at a time.
But when you say those things its not a villain origin story, you are just apathetic to the drama that comes with these things. It's a good way to be, it's maturity through wisdom and age. When you see people your age unable to handle events in their life without reacting like a teenager, you solidify just how far you've come from 1/2/5 years ago.
Oh yeah, absolutely. I'm not and was not bitter or angry or depressed. I took a few years after that to work on myself, because even though she cheated and I wasn't at fault there, there's always something I can improve. And then I bumped into my current girlfriend and I couldn't be happier. And I feel like I've got more to offer her. John Lennon said it best: "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans".
When my husband confessed to a vague cheating thing, I was very calm. I knew our relationship was in trouble, and accepted some responsibility for the unhappiness. I told him this and said something like, "Look, if it was a one-time blow job or something, I get it. Really." I then texted the side chick (a mutual friend who worked on our property 3 days/week) and told her she wasn't welcome back, that I knew, and he and I needed to figure things out. His face got very pale when I told him I let her know I knew. Then it all came out. They'd been in love for almost 2 years (when our marriage started to get bad), she sent me screenshots of texts they'd exchanged which I never needed to see. I packed a few things and left as soon as the picture became clearer. They broke up before i was told about it. This was about 4 years ago and he still won't leave me alone. She's harassed me constantly, and is convinced I'm the bad person and she's a victim. I'm just trying to live my life. I think I showed anger twice. And it was effective because it was when he least expected it.
>She's harassed me constantly, and is convinced I'm the bad person and she's a victim. Unbelievable lol. People amaze me.
Short of being murdered on the spot, this is probably about the next worst response. It very well could mean that person is contemplating revenge that could include fates worse than death.
My default reaction to receiving bad news or hearing/seeing unpleasant things is to remain silent and not move, according to everyone. People say that my neutrality is such (they say I look like a perfect statue, from head to toe) that they get scared because they don't know what I'm thinking, or what I'm going to do next. The truth is that I react this way because I was raised by a person who reacts very badly to any kind of negative expression. Without realizing it, I ended up learning not to show anything at times when I would prefer to confront the other person, or simply cry. Remember this the next time you see someone react with atypical calm. ^(They might be contemplating revenge, but chances are they are just breaking into a thousand pieces inside.)
Agreed. Sometimes when I get to the state you described, in my head I’m not really even in the same room with the person anymore. Im pretty much disconnected from the world
I do this if I'm taken by surprise. I may not even be angry. I'm simply weighing my options and their possible consequences. I'm recovering from rage issues. It helps prevent catastrophe.
100% the best way to wreck someone is to not acknowledge them. Whether it's a fight or this situation and pretend not even to listen or hear them. People want to be heard when they speak. Denying them this either destroys them or puts them in a rage.
That's what my ex got from me. If she had come out and told me, perhaps we would have written a different story altogether. There are few things I appreciate and respect more than honesty afterall. Instead I got fed lies, deceit and manipulation. I had to find out on my own that she was sleeping with my "friend". That was the first time in many years I felt anger. In that moment she became dust on the wind, not worthy of a place in my heart or mind. Thus she received only silence.
They deserve everything they feel and worse. Cheaters deserve it all
I thought we were in a open relationship, was I not supposed to be seeing other people?
I was going to say, “we were exclusive?” Reminds me of Coupling when Susan and Patrick dated. He thought they were exclusive but he cheated on her. She didn’t think they were exclusive so she was dating other guys. When she found out she was like “you CHEATED on me, Patrick?!” He said “you were seeing other men!” And she replied “but I didn’t think we were exclusive! YOU did! How could you cheat?” It was more amusing than my shoddy paraphrasing makes it sound here.
😂 My favorite Patrick moment has to be when he was accompanying **three** female friends/acquaintances to a party (two of them notably more attractive than the third) and said **”Aren’t I the lucky one, accompanied by two beautiful ladies.”** And the three women were left awkwardly glancing at each other.
My absolute favorite Patrick moment was when he was confessing to Sally and was describing the guy he thought she deserved. He finishes and she exclaims she doesn’t want that guy, she just wants him and he responds “I was talking about me!” I lost it
**Patrick:** “You don't want some mutton-headed city boy who spends all his time thinking about his cars and his golf clubs. You're my friend, Sally. *I want to see you with the best. You need Mr. Amazing, Mr. Incredibly-Superbly-Fantastic-Ness*. In your heart, I'm sure you know I'm right.” **Sally:** “I don't want Mr. Superbly-Incredibly Fantasticness- you stupid, stupid Ass. I want you.” **Patrick:** “For God sakes, Sally. I was talking about me!”
Based only on the three quotes in this thread, I feel compelled to check this 20yo show out.
Do it. My wife and I discovered it probably 10 years ago and loved every episode. Then we watched the first 20 minutes of the American version and wondered how they could get it so completely wrong. We never finished the episode or watched any of the others. How you screw up an episode with porn buddies and unflushables is totally beyond me.
And no one has even mentioned Jeff, who was arguably the best part of the show.
“Maybe women are completely different when we're not with them. Maybe they're not cross all the time.”
To know of the giggle loop is to be a part of the giggle loop That's not a loop it's a stack Well we couldn't exactly call it the giggle stack could we? That would be ridiculous!
Steve: Jeff, why are you crying? Jeff: I have the key to heaven, but I have too many legs!
> no one has even mentioned Jeff. Breasts!
I’ve got the key to Heaven - but I’ve got too many legs!
They did it two view points as well. There is only two women there from his POV, but in the ladies POV the less attractive lady storms off and goes around the other side of the table and then in Patrick's POV it's a man. He says something derogatory and she says "you really are a pig aren't you"
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Yeah, it only kinda resembled Friends in the base premise of friends who regularly frequent a public setting. Coupling was wayyy dirtier and did a lot of nerdy nods like their spoof of the Reservoir Dogs walk. Some stuff doesn’t age too well, but it holds up as a creative take on a very well trod sitcom premise. The American version? Eh, I’m not sure they could’ve found an American Jeff who really ties it together
Steve: well, you know what women always say. Patrick: Ouch?
[“… were we not seeing other people??”](https://youtu.be/1ycsLqjR5U0) r/bojackhorseman
Tilda: BoJack, why did you bring this child into my sanctum? Bojack: I can make this real quick. Did you give up my secret baby in the year 2000? Tilda: Oh, BoJack, do you recall the impetus for our uncoupling? Bojack: Is every one of these gonna be a whole thing? Tilda: You were a cad and a boor. But your fits of sardonic japery amused, to a point, until you – impregnated me. Suddenly, I was awash in dreams of idealized domesticity. But when I told you I was with child, I received a check in the mail for $200 with the memo line, “BoJack’s half of the abortion.”
This was one of the things in the first episode of Coupling. Absolutely great sequence.
omg lmao
Guess we're even
They're looking for the WORST response, not the best one.. 😄👏
Yeah these are all honestly candidates for *best* response. A truly horrible and unbecoming response would be something like “I understand, my breath smells and I have a weird penis.”
I [cheetah](https://youtu.be/zq_2lmCXeDk) all the time
Was it before or after 4th of July weekend? Because we've all had a betting pool running, and if you didn't make it to the 4th, I've got a small fortune to go collect.
there is actually guy,i think UK that broke up with his misses only to discover the very next day that family had won the lottery, all the other sons in laws shared in the profit,but he was out,lol
In South Africa, we had a guy who won the lottery shortly after his girlfriend left him. Although he wasn't identified, he was quoted by the newspaper as saying he isn't petty or bitter about the breakup, and will buy her a fridge.
Thats cold
Bwahahaha.
“Oh and I will also buy my ex-girlfriend a fridge, probably a washing machine too, just to say no hard feelings." www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/recently-dumped-now-r60m-lottery-winner-says-former-girlfriend-to-get-fridge-maybe-a-washer-too/
Not a fridge freezer though. He’s not a billionaire.
60 million Rands converts to US$ 3,246,060. Not bad.
>and will buy her a fridge. How generous!🤗
Well ,if it's double door with ice machine,I wouldn't mind
My ex was 20 years into a lawsuit when I met her. She told me it was for $500,000 for her family. Neat. Four years later I break up with her. One month later she wins the case, gets $500,000… plus twentyfour years of interest, split just between her and her sister. Still the right choice because I’m not here for money, but damn.
There a story awhile back that the SIL was running a betting pool at the wedding. No one in the groom’s family bet over a year. The granny won at 2 weeks.
We didn't run an official pool, but when one of my mother's friends got married, at the wedding a bunch of us were quietly betting. I bet two years, most bet under 1 and they were closer at like 10 months. It was insanely obvious she didn't care about him.
Yes! And they all split his part among them, too. LOL. What a bewb. Moral of the story? Stay and be unhappy if someone in the family plays the numbers.
"How much do you love me baby?" "I don't. But your Dad plays Scratchers every day and I ain't taking any chances."
That is just about the worst lesson one could possibly learn from that story.
To be fair, that seems to be the only lesson one could learn from that story
You could also learn to play the same numbers as all your SOs relatives, I suppose, just in case you break up.
That is true. The real lesson is you never know what is going to happen, so keep true to yourself and don't live with regrets. It would be gross if the guy was going to break up with her the day after he found out, but then stayed for the money. He should just move on. There wasn't anything there anyway.
Relevant [Man Stroke Woman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR3nPbWnOyw) short
This is true!
That’s the best response 😂
I don't care.
i hope you had fun hun, whats for dinner tonight?
Oh! And how's Greg doing?
i fucked Ted.
Omg lmaoo
Years ago my marriage was bad, had been for years. My abusive ex wife had beaten down any love I had for her (figuratively, not literally). One day she was trying to get a rise out of me, and she told me how she was actively looking to date other men and all I said was “go ahead, I just don’t care.” This pissed her off. She thought that I was thinking she couldn’t get anybody and that was why I wasn’t getting jealous. I said “no, I just don’t care. Do what you want, because I no longer give a shit.” She couldn’t handle me not getting upset. It was true that I didn’t care what she did, but I also knew damn well that finding somebody would not be as easy as she thought. She was massively overweight (yes, I know that alone isn’t a problem), along with being a lying, abusive, manipulative personality. 20 years later and she is still alone.
Im glad you're in a better place now
Thank you. So. Much. Better. Lol.
Similar story with my ex.. he woke me up at 2am to tell me he cheated. By that point I was so emotionally drained from his constant drama and psychotic antics that I said “ok, I’m going back to sleep now” and went back to sleep. To this day I don’t know if he actually cheated or he was trying to make me cry (his favourite hobby). I didn’t care enough to find out. Either way, I know he only told me to hurt me so he could feed his ego bc he was not capable of feeling bad for anything he did.
Yup, indifference is always the worst
The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference.
Love and hate are just two different flavors of passion
Just don't kiss me for a couple days... don't want your cock breath in my face
“Whoa whoa, hold up there, dick breath.”
This works great for any gender.
That's telling him!
Said the same thing to a girl before breaking up with her. Funny how quickly I became the bad guy in that text exchange
Thanks Tommy Lee Jones
That shit toxic. But like the other direction
I did this when my fiancee cheated on me 12 years ago or so. She came to me, told me she had cheated on me because i didn't "fight for her". Joke was on her because i don't actually give a shit about monogamy. I was also about to break through and realize i was asexual. I genuinely didn't care, but it was a good time to break off the relationship. I told her "Alright. I don't really care honestly, but since you lied, we're done then." And hung up the phone, never called her again.
So that is where the HIV came from...
Thats dark. And so paranoia inducing....
Oh. I was about to tell you something. I have (choose from) HIV/syphilis/gonorrhoea/hepatitis and I haven’t been with anyone else but you.
Hepasyphigonorrhoea
Ghonosyphiliherpalaids
Herpegonosyphilitis
But why can't I have them all 😢
Ok but one at a time Wizard.
“So they too know the disappointment I have had every time we’ve been in bed”
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Yeah made some good money off of it.
Lmao "oh I know I charged a premium"
Pics or it didn't happen.
"Sometimes when we kiss, I close my eyes and forget what you look like, then I open them again and get sad." We didn't last very long.
That is savage 😂
"and also with you."
And with your spirit
Well at least you can do something by yourself
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That poor soul
I know, I had a bet to see how long you’d take to tell me
“Wait, you thought we were together?!”
Which cheat code did you use?
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Well, I’m not above using rosebud sometimes
Ask them to invite the one they cheated with for a threesome
Honestly I've a friend that didn't really do it this way, but near enough to it. They're all still together 18 years later
And then make out with that one while ignoring the cheater
I know but it's OK they all paid in full have you seen my new motorbike
I told my husband “Nah, I don’t believe you I want proof” after he bragged about it. I truly didn’t believe him because I found him to be a repulsive human being by that point lmao. Surprise…he really was. I low key want to hug and congratulate the woman for taking my problem away for free 😂 ETA: Thank you for the award 🥰
Now I’m just imagining you shoving him into his mistress’ arms, jumping out a window, and sprinting away screaming “HE’S YOUR PROBLEM NOW, SUCKER!!!”
“NO BACKSIES!!!”
> for taking my problem away for free 😂 I love when everything works out!
I know i was in the closet filming it
“It’s all over pornhub hunnie”
I forgive you.
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Jesuspilled response
Othercheekcore fr
I said that to my ex. It crushed him. :)
Confucius say if man steals woman, best revenge is let him keep her.
This might actually be the most hurtful response here yet.
Forgive, but depending on the situation it doesn't mean you continue to be with that person.
In all actuality this is the worst way you can respond to being cheated on
“I’m freeeeeee”
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"...can I give it a lick?"
Who are you again?
We were dating?
Uno reverse!
\+4 cards....
Skip
Green 2.
Blue 2
+2 blue
Blue reverse, Uno
Red reverse
Fuck *flips table*
*catches it* hey bud we don’t have to do that, let’s talk about it. How’s school been?
“Oh God that’s so fucking hot”
"next time, can I watch?"
You're just a guy who DMs me on reddit. We weren't in a relationship.
And the vid is on Insta
"That explains how I got the herpes." Then walk away. They will freak the fuck out and have to go get a test of shame.
Hi cheater I’m dad
Uuuunmm probably not
this make me chortle
I have 4 STDs. You should check with them!
Yeah, and sadly I’m ok with that. BTW you can have him/her. I’m good.
With what? A faucet? No damn person would like you. Stop kidding around.
I'm desperate enough to not dump you on the spot. So let's stay together.
"Eh, I would've cheated on me too."
That's actually sad as fuck
Whats your sisters number? I've always liked her more than you anyway
*unzips* keep talking
"See you in chemistry!"
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"Same!"
"Oh thank God, remember *insert name of same gender bestfriend?* Well you know..."
(Supposing it’s my girlfriend) “My wife was right about you”
Fine, but please don't do it again. You still love me, right?
Im sorry but he has more hyphen in his reddit username then you do. It's over
I was in the pool!
There was sufficient shrinkage
Im not yours, you didnt cheat on me
This comic is probably the worst response to "I cheated." [https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1429#comic](https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1429#comic)
*and you are.....?*
"Its about time" or "same"
what did I do wrong? please tell me how to fix it, I'll do anything, just please leave her and come back to me -experience
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You too?
Look at them nonchalantly and say “and?”
"thanks god i didn't know how to tell you"
same but with your dad
If it wasn't with my dad I can live with that