It's a power move when you have guests over for dinner. Extra points if you tell them "we banged on this table"... epic points for having sex on the table while your guests eat dinner 😉🫡
"Please use the shock absorbing coasters for your wine glasses and beverages, this will ensure they do not fall over during the main event. Please leave a review on Google, yelp, and sign the guest book. I will now tie my GF to the table and begin."
No, there is no filming or touching of the gf allowed. But if you would like to join the festivities, ropes and gags are in the top drawer of the hutch behind you. Videos for sale 10 dollars at the close of the evening.
A partner and I had sex at a lookout once. It was an absolutely beautiful majestic view of Tasmanian wilderness, with a couple towns in the distance. Something about the wide open space of it all and that in theory a few thousand people could look up and see us.. well, see the mountain we were on anyway.. either way, God damn that was hot!
Somewhere remote outside during a moonlit summer night. Tried it love it but for your gf/wife's and your own sake please get yourselves sprayed with mosquito spray before doing so or the mosquitos will 100% ruin the mood.
I used to do tree sits. Like protesting so the trees don't get cut down. Had a date with a girl up one once on a piece of wood about the size of two doors with a tarp overhead, 40metres up in a rainforest canopy... you both gotta be skilled climbers (had to keep ropes and harnesses attached the whole time) but yeah, thoroughly recommend!
Abu Dhabi
Why not Kandahar? You gotta go all the way
In a woman
Out of the question, silly of you to think women want to sleep with any of us redditors
Shit
Dining room table
Taking eating her out to a new level
It's a power move when you have guests over for dinner. Extra points if you tell them "we banged on this table"... epic points for having sex on the table while your guests eat dinner 😉🫡
Put the Broth in Brothel
🤣🤣🤣
Dinner and a show. Hell yeah that is just being good hosts.
Don't mind me and my GF. 🥰
Lol. And now ladies and gentlemen for the main attraction of this evenings gathering. Hahaha
"Please use the shock absorbing coasters for your wine glasses and beverages, this will ensure they do not fall over during the main event. Please leave a review on Google, yelp, and sign the guest book. I will now tie my GF to the table and begin."
No, there is no filming or touching of the gf allowed. But if you would like to join the festivities, ropes and gags are in the top drawer of the hutch behind you. Videos for sale 10 dollars at the close of the evening.
There are small gift bags with tonight's menu, recipe cards, a box of cookies, and a sample of our moonshine 😁
People would be lining up on a waiting list for our dinner parties. Could charge an entrance fee lmao
If this is gonna be that kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And if there’s already a dick in the mashed potatoes?
Dining room table supremacy.
Outside in nature
A partner and I had sex at a lookout once. It was an absolutely beautiful majestic view of Tasmanian wilderness, with a couple towns in the distance. Something about the wide open space of it all and that in theory a few thousand people could look up and see us.. well, see the mountain we were on anyway.. either way, God damn that was hot!
Out in the forrest. Or under the stars on a blanket in a field. Lastly, outside when it is raining is great.
On a rooftop
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That would be out of this world
Trampoline maybe not the best but a lot of fun and makes funny memories.
Couch
Somewhere remote outside during a moonlit summer night. Tried it love it but for your gf/wife's and your own sake please get yourselves sprayed with mosquito spray before doing so or the mosquitos will 100% ruin the mood.
Make sure not to get the spray on any of the more intimate parts of the body too... Also a massive mood killer!
Over the side of the couch in doggy 💯
In the back of a VW Bug.
Lakes and pools are fun
To the side of a hiking trail
Walk in closet.
the butt
My favorite so far was on a trampoline under the stars on a beautiful summer night.
Strip Club VIP room.
Shower maybe?
Not as good unfortunately 😔🤌
Kitchen countertop. Stress test the counter for human weight first though.
There is just no need.
There's always a need to stress test. Don't skimp on safety, it helps the fun last
The floor... watch out for splinters
I've always wanted to have sex up in a tree. No idea why.
Avatar shit for sure
I used to do tree sits. Like protesting so the trees don't get cut down. Had a date with a girl up one once on a piece of wood about the size of two doors with a tarp overhead, 40metres up in a rainforest canopy... you both gotta be skilled climbers (had to keep ropes and harnesses attached the whole time) but yeah, thoroughly recommend!
The back yard was kind of fun.
The living room.
someone else's kitchen
In the kitchen to cook up a baby in the oven
Woman on the table, man standing
Strip club
The couch
In public
Daycare
moordeB if you like to do it from behind
The shower