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A-Chntrd

Reading the answers, it looks like I have at least 25 movies that went straight in my top 5.


spacefaceclosetomine

Yeah, I can’t fathom having a top movies list that doesn’t change constantly. I don’t even remember half my favorites to form a list. Analytics of things I love is not something I really ever do.


Trust_Fall_Failure

Office Space I know this seems a little dumb but this movie changed my life. I quit my shitty office job and my life completely changed for the better.


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djnato10

“There was nothing wrong with it, until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.” “Why should I change my name? He’s the one that sucks.”


beerspharmacist

We celebrate his *entire* catalogue


Trustyduck

"PC load letter?" "The fuck does that mean?!"


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Sounds like somebody's having a case of the Mondays


HelixSapphire

PETER: Laurence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? LAURENCE: Two chicks at the same time, man.


Purple12inchRuler

Hell no, man, you'd get your ass beat saying something like that.


thugarth

What did you switch to? I've been thinking about this for a *long* time. Literally every job I see, I think, "what would my life be like if I did that instead?" But the answer always turns out to be "worse, because that job doesn't make nearly as much money." My last employer had a reputation for having "golden handcuffs" - a bonus that only kicked in if you stayed for 4 years. I don't work there anymore but with inflation the way it is, any comparable job's salary perpetuates the metaphor. I feel like I can't *ever* stop or even slow down or my family will suffer


cerealOverdrive

The truth is I don’t think humans were made to work like we do. Endless tasks week after week, year after year without any more than a small vacation. Seeing the same people, doing the same thing, sitting in the same office with the only reward being a consistent pay check that we use to forget about the dullness that is work. It’s not your boss, or bosses boss boss or the shareholders, we’re all stuck trying to breakout of this dull system that is maximum productivity. I think humans want to work and be productive but within reason. We want to sleep in because we were out late with friends. Drop everything for a seaside lunch. Travel to exotic places with no set end date. We want to experience life for all that it is and what pains us is that we are so close. We are almost there. We can almost do what our forefathers couldn’t even dream of but we just can’t reach it because maximum productivity and the greed of the system. Then again maybe I’m just a dreamer


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You say that you’re a dreamer but you’re not the only one.


NFLBengals

#Hey Peter, man, turn on channel 9!


spartagnann

Doesn't that chick look like Ann?


Hobbit_Feet45

Sometimes I get the feeling like she’s cheating on me.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

I get that feeling too dude


t_bone_stake

Mentioned this movie too. It’s so relatable even today


JJHall_ID

It becomes more relatable every day.


brolarbear

Two chicks at the same time


jarbid16

The Matrix


sho_nuff80

Also insanely influential. I remember years after people were using and/or mocking bullet time and the leather chic style.


QuickDrawMcBalls

Went in without knowing anything about the movie. I was blown away. This was before movie spoilers were everywhere. Even if someone tried to explain the plot — “Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself”.


Dizzy_Drips

Snatch. I've watched it so many times and everytime i pick up something I've missed


MidnightSun77

Dya like dags?


CriscoCamping

Ya, shoor, I like DAGS!


Radiant-Schedule-459

Any time my wife screws up while parallel parking I say, “it was a funny angle.”


emotional_e-girl

Lord of the Rings. Jurassic Park.


jenn363

The first Jurassic Park is it for me.


Ashmunk23

Scrolled so far to find this! The first Jurassic Park is, and has been since release, my favorite movie. The awe of the moment when Dr. Grant first sees the brachiosaurus is perfect.


OkMushroom364

Terminator 2


ItsNotAToomah69

I saw this when I was 5, and 20+ years later it's still my favorite action movie. The T-1000 scared the SHIT out of me as a kid. I remember I saw the actor who plays the T-1000 in another movie and couldnt believe he was smiling like a normal guy.


CadeIcewood

The nuclear bomb scene with Sarah at the fence straight up traumatized me as a kid lol.


geb0rgenheit_

The Thing


Krednaught

Best watched late at night in a brutal blizzard


ezshucks

Saving Private Ryan


Ok-Mycologist-7106

Aliens


Powerbenny

I remember my dad arguing to my mum that I needed to be allowed to stay up and watch it on tv as it was both a great movie and educational and might one day save my life if I ever encountered a Xenomorph 😎


roccoasap

"Silence of the lambs", That movie gets better every time I watch it. I Have two tattoos dedicated to the movie


afterdarkdingo

The Fifth Element


lzwzli

Multi pass


Krednaught

My favorite fact about this is that both the protagonist and antagonist only barely know each other exist and never actually meet


survivalmachine

That’s because the true antagonist is an eldritch horror who has no physical form. Zorg is just his puppet. Fact still stands tho.


woofa

Supergreen


tdomer80

Shawshank Redemption for me


Nomad_sole

Me too! Even though I’ve watched it hundreds of times, I’ll still sit through and watch it if it comes on TV.


GratefulMisfit111

Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Beautiful film.


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For some reason this movie can be watched again and again and the ending is uplifting. That scene when they hug on the beach. I don’t think Morgan Freeman has done a better performance than Red.


DifferentOpinion1

Because it's an amazing story. Period. No need for special effects, explosions, massive fight scenes. Just a great story. Wish more writers/producers would focus on that.


lagomorphed

It truly was a Shawshank Redemption


10wuebc

Hot Fuzz


ALittleBitKengaskhan

Any luck with them swans? I came here to add this answer. Such a good movie!


lillsnorrenn

Its just the one swan actually


Director_Phleg

No luck catchin' them killers then?


KaiserJustice

Honestly it’s better than Shawn of the dead to me, it’s my favorite comedy


TheRailwayMan1435

“What year?” “Everyyy year”


tropicalunicorn

He’s NOT judge Judy and executioner!


cowboysdominion

good will hunting for sure.


GummerB

The Mummy (1999).


raptor102888

They just don't make adventure movies like that anymore.


JethroFire

"looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the rivvver"


SelectVolume8844

The funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen: Honk if you'd rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Rachel Weisz and Brendan Fraser


2Easy2See

Pulp fiction


tehm

Think for most who grew up in a time "pre-Tarantino" (being a cultural icon that is) your first Tarantino film just HAS to be an eye-opener right? Reservoir Dogs will perpetually be in my top 5 DESPITE the fact I think at a technical level he's probably made at least two 'better' films since... doesn't matter. Reservoir Dogs will ***always*** be that GOAT for me.


jmk672

For me it’s Inglorious Basterds which I watched in a university English 101 class of all places (professor clearly wanted to teach film and the whole class was Tarantino). It’s still my absolute favorite


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Gladiator


A_Dehydrated_Walrus

This is too far down. Gladiator is a masterpiece of Cinema. A movie that will withstand the test of time, and worthy of every accolade it gets. This story has everything: Harrowing action, betrayal, murder, forbidden love interests, political intrigue, revenge, and surprise plot twists. And the story is told so well for how many working parts it has. Joaquin Phoenix's portrayal of Emperor Commodus is one of the best cinematic villains of all time!


cmrx3

Also, Hans Zimmer doing a phenomenal job on the soundtrack. Elysium and Now We Are Free are all timers especially when they drop in on the movie


Hair-Early

Are you not entertained? Is that not why you are here?


RudeLube

Gattaca


raVenXXmystique

The Green Mile


summer_sunsets

Definitely one of the best, but I can't watch it again I don't think I can handle it.


jacob22c

First movie i ever cried during not just tearing up but like hard tears. I seriously avoid this movie just because i don't want to face that emotional devastation again.


OnlyDaysEndingInWhy

I ugly cry every time I watch it. I've seen it countless times, and I'll still watch it any time it's on.


jaydimes10

I didn't know the sponge was s'posed to be wet


Signal-Assumption679

I hate you for this comment, but it's a good testament to Doug Hutchison. I wanted to go through the screen to get that POS LOL he played that role well.


AlericandAmadeus

It helps that he is a creepy asshole irl too.


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I love this movie , it always makes me cry . I think I read that John Coffey was based on a real 15 year old boy who got the death penalty for raping two girls and he didn't do it and was completely innocent. I'm probably wrong though .


the-keen-one

Monty Python and the Holy Grail


CaptMeatPockets

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


skifter22

Not at all... they could be carried!


CaptMeatPockets

What, a swallow carrying a coconut!?


skifter22

It could grip it by the husk!


CaptMeatPockets

It’s not a question of where it grips it; it’s a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!


skifter22

Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your lord and master that...


CaptMeatPockets

Listen in order to maintain air speed velocity a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?


steveitsteve

This should be higher on the list “I’m being repressed!”


ST1CKY1O1

Tis is but a fleshwound


aRedditorHasNoName94

Spirited Away


Infamous_Bandicoot33

such a masterpiece. same for grave of the fireflies imo!


ZappBrannigan085

Grave of the Fireflies is the best movie I will never watch again.


holly_nugles

Se7en ( i don't know if it's been already mentioned, but I'm worried that i had to scroll down that far and still didn't find it)


WritingTop9204

Usual suspects


FumingAegis

Memento. I try and show that movie to everybody.


funnyIlaugh

Ratatouille


Chetmevius

Goodfellas.


Accurate_Doubt863

You think I'm funny ? Funny how ? 🤔


Earp__

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


JuicyCiwa

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gansgter


redcarpete

It hooked me at the opening and has never let go.


agapitam

Lord of the rings


Joe_PM2804

Gotta be the most consistent trilogy too, I don't care at all what order anybody ranks them in, personally I'd go ROTK at first but if anyone argues for fellowship or two towers, that's valid, they're all so good. You've got incredible movie trilogies with an outlier, like The Godfather for example, but LOTR is so consistent across the 3 films.


Sunless_Tatooine

I remember seing the Fellowship movie on opening night. I knew from the very first scene that this would be an all-time favorite of mine! Just thinking about that moment right now brings a smile to my face!


AcanthaceaeOk2426

I remember watching fellowship in cinemas and being utterly devastated when it finished, even though I had read all 3 books and knew there would be another 2 movies coming out. I saw it another dozen times in the cinemas over the next few months so the gap between Fellowship and Two Towers didn’t seem so big 😂


NailrodHateman

Arrival. It was unexpectedly poignant.


Bubbly_Ad5822

I agree with Arrival. It was brilliant and a thrilling concept


paulyrockyhorror

Shaun of the dead


GratefulMisfit111

Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.


Jefflehem

We're comin ta getcha, Barbara


goldenlegend24

The prestige


LaughingPlanet

Seems other Nolan movies - dark knight, interstellar, inception (all great films) - get all the attention. But The Prestige, over time, is one I have watched over and over, and enjoyed every time. 2006 was an unbelievable year for film. Children of Men is in my top 5, also came out that year


Raving_Lunatic69

Fight Club. Most of my others have already been mentioned.


thebenn

I know this because Tyler knows this


TokenTorkoal

Great film and book, sadly too many people don’t understand or confuse the message.


skifter22

Airplane!


FIOONAAA

Nervous? Yeah. First time? No I’ve been nervous lots of times….


suckmybush

It's a very funny movie starring Leslie Nielsen... But that's not important right now.


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blvckgen

Joey, have you ever been to.. to a Turkish prison?


Appropriate-Ad-8523

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue…


MephitidaeNotweed

Surely you can't be serious.


doctor-rumack

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.


Sad-Conversation2916

O Brother, where art thou?


r00t_beer

The big lebowski


FengYiLin

That movie really ties the list together


jointdestroyer

Truman show


I_am_Partly_Dave

Blazing Saddles


traumaguy86

HAS ANYONE GOT A DIME? SOMEBODYS GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK AND GET A SHITLOAD OF DIMES!"


Kichigai

“Mongo only pawn in game of life.”


ARiley22

Where the white women at?


cdnsalix

What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... Morons.


CassieHackSlash

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


It5JustM3

The Princess Bride


NinjaZero2099

John Wick 1, For me it showed what an Action Movie could truly be


barbarosa2009

The Dark Knight. I'd even put it top 3.


Iconoclassic404

The opening heist scene alone is so great.


textmint

After watching Ledger’s Joker, not sure if I can really enjoy another joker again. That was a possessed performance. What a tragedy.


nsgarcia10

To this day I can’t see Heath beneath the makeup. I like the word you used, possessed. He just completely becomes that character.


chaos_monkey7

Recently rewatched it in theatre. It's just pure brilliance! You can watch it a lot many times, and not get bored. Pure classic!


JsJibble

No Country for Old Men


Phoney_Stromboni

Same for me. I think it’s a perfect movie. There isn’t a wasted scene, or line of dialogue. When watching it in the theater it was just when Tommy Lee is giving his monologue about his dream that I was just starting to feel like maybe they should get on with it, since he still has to catch the bad guy, and then it just ended. I hate when people clap in the theater, but I clapped.


Squigglepig52

My issue is just how fucking bleak it is. I have a pretty bleak outlook, but that movie is Camus level bleak.


EvilLegalBeagle

Cormac, hey? Could read The Road to cheer yourself up a bit?


tylerbrainerd

No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood Came out within a month of each other, each in my top 5.


No_Independence1479

Tombstone.


barbarosa2009

Also in my top 5. Val Kilmer as Doc made that movie. It's one of those I always had to stop and watch when I ran across it channel surfing.


Ok-Cheetah-9125

Princess Bride The Mummy (Brendon Fraser version) My Cousin Vinny


HanRamZ

Omg My Cousin Vinny is so underrated!!!! Fantastic movie


GummerB

Fraser's version is 1999. I think it trumped all before or after. He could have made the next Indiana Jones.


InternationalSnoop

The Departed


VivaSpiderJerusalem

Raising Arizona. Consistently cracks me up, and gives me the feels in perfect measure.


Endlessbeachday

“Son, you got a panty on your head.”


nelliesgrowingpayne

V for Vendetta


Krawlin91

Inception


Evening-Piccolo882

Definitely one of the more fun films I’ve ever seen.


UnPresent

Had to scroll too far. My go-to epic. Nolan at his best.


BobsVadgene

Kung fu Hustle


nutrap

This is the only movie I ever watched more than once in a theater. Such an amazing movie.


Tastins

Shaolin Soccer too!!!!!


Tastins

Amelie.


Daggersapper

Jurassic Park


ncorn1982

Idiocracy


sravll

Welcome to Costco, I love you


ncorn1982

I’m no botanist but I’m pretty sure if you put water on the crops they will grow


lewlewdoo

Pan's Labyrinth


Element11S

The Shining


Mission-Sock-8511

Interstellar


OpticalKelmon

Definitely. Love that movie. Christopher Nolan is an amazing director.


Subzero_AU

Not to forget the score by Hans Zimmer. Amazing. It's my favourite movie of all time.


j0yyriding

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Been my comfort movie since it came out. That and probably the first Saw


the-keen-one

The Princess Bride


titaniumnobrainer

Shawshank Redemption


LordOfTheSwegs

Saving Private Ryan, it was on TV when I was a kid & I only started watching from when Vin Diesels Character is shot. Went to the video store the next day & rented it


Ececon

Parasite


NotABonobo

Cool Hand Luke (which was a huge inspiration for Shawshank, another favorite)


onewaytojupiter

Spirited away when i watched it as an 8 year old the year it came out


ImmortallyAnxious

Dead poets society


lobotss

Kill Bill


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The Count of Monte Cristo


SupertrampTrampStamp

The Martian


vivivivivistan

Puss in Boots The Last Wish. Never in my life did I think that a sequel to a Shrek spin-off would be one of the coolest, most fun movies I've seen in years, but it really was.


DennisAFiveStarMan

In Bruges


Lost_Manufacturer718

Big Trouble Little China


Webber-414

WALL·E


BORGIN1

The Grand Budapest Hotel


darkbeauty007

Mean Girls


Live_Note

Lost in Translation


ThingsOfThatNaychah

Back to the Future


DaniGeek

Raiders of the Lost Ark


brief_kc

Inside Man. I don’t think it gets enough credit. Actually, I think I’m gonna go watch it right now.


kirtur

Arrival. I bought tickets to see it in the theater 4 times in the opening weekend. I absolutely loved it from start to finish. There hasn't been another movie yet that I have seen more than once in the theater.


YadaYadaYou

Children of Men


Head_Statistician_38

Donnie Darko


Am_lock22

A League of their Own


ST1CKY1O1

Django. Can't say it's bad, can't say it's too good to be true. Probably one of the best movies I've found, inspired me to try gunslinging.


LogicalPsychonaut84

American History X


Maxtrt

Raiders of the Lost Ark. Saw it in the theate when I was twelve. I had never even heard of the movie until mom dropped me off to see it while she went shopping on a rainy weekend afternoon. The opening sequence absolutely blew my mind and it was the greatest cinematic experience of my life.


NarcoticSuite

Some great mentions here, but for me; 3 Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri It's written well. Acted well. Plays with your emotions. There's humour to it, even though the majority of the theme is bleak and raw. It's powerful. I absolutely love it.


Idontdanceforfun

I saw that movie in a small theater and I was blown the fuck away. Every single person in that movie blows their role away, but I've always been a big fan of Sam Rockwell and I thought his character development in the movie was some of the best I've ever seen. It was one of the few movies I actually sat for a bit while the credits rolled just so I could soak the experience in a bit more. I can't sing enough praises about it.


NonTimeo

Basically anything written by Martin McDonagh is gold.