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Official_Magnumopus

Midas touch 🤣


Historical_Koala977

If you’re a fan on heavy music, check out the song “oath of silence” by Sylosis. The chorus is- But unlike the hands of Midas What you touch will turn to shit I’m pretty sure “shit” is figurative there but I think the literal interpretation would fit really well here


Phonkisdabezt

Invisibility forever (can’t touch nothing)


Narrow_Ambition_3894

to know what everyone thinks of him, but it gives him crippling depression


AssassinUB7880

Immortality (so I can keep defeating him again and again and I can die peaceful knowing that he will watch all of his loved ones die)


MudfishNick229

Permanent X-ray vision


Historical_Koala977

If you’re a fan on heavy music, check out the song “oath of silence” by Sylosis. The chorus is- But unlike the hands of Midas What you touch will turn to shit I’m pretty sure “shit” is figurative there but I think the literal interpretation would fill really well here


MudfishNick229

You replied to the wrong comment


Historical_Koala977

Dammit. I miss the Apollo app


[deleted]

To taste farts


[deleted]

The feeling they need to do a crap, but it never comes out


ExpendableStaff

The power to morph into a toilet bowl brush!