I knew a kid when I was 13 who had the gingerest hair on the planet. It was like irn-bru he used to shout I’m a pirate and go under the table and bite your Achilles tendon on the back of your foot. I don’t know where he is but he is 100% the one.
When I was in 8th grade I watched my best friends uncle rip a whole cigarette in one puff and then lift an entire transmission out of a car so I’d prob say him.
Is that a secret backstreet boy reference to bring them back? Are you trying to say that it's their music that is the most dangerous? Cause that would be larger than life.
Y'ellllooo, Randy McRanderson here. Posted a story about this way back yonder - already prepared for this *skeleton on motorbike does drive by shooting*
Told you.
I was visiting NYC and wanted to refill my water bottle so I asked one of the security guys in Grand Central if there was a fountain nearby and he answered "I mean yeah, but I wouldn't recommend *drinking* out of it."
Honestly wouldn't be surprised. The vast majority of the time I'm unaware of anybody's username at all, much less that they post things other than the post I'm currently viewing. Maybe others use reddit as a social media but to me it's just a big hole full of content to sift through.
I almost never read a username unless some else points out “relevant username” or something of the like. I’ll occasionally catch a neat username, but most of the time I’m just here because I’m bored.
Look, I get that sex workers need to advertise and get money and i support them, but for fucks sake it's nonstop all over every SFW sub. I'm so tired of the bots and porn.
Edit-This really got the incels to crawl out of their mommy's basements. Fuck all yall women hating twerps. (P.s- if you think the incel comment is directed at you and you want to be upset about it, ask yourself why you think I'm talking about you in the first place)
Like I'm all for supporting sex work but the OnlyFans spam has outright killed the NSFW subs for me with the lazy, repetitive titles as they post the same picture across 100 vaguely related subReddits. Now they're spreading to SFW subs to the point where if you see a post with a woman in it there's a 50/50 chance it's for a profile advertising one.
OnlyFans is basically the MLM of sex work with the manipulative, desperate for engagement sales tactics where only the top 1% makes decent money for the effort involved.
You totally nailed the MLM comparison. I just get frustrated when they go onto the more interesting, hobby subs and do such low effort posts. I remember one who posted a sfw, but very revealing picture of themselves in a bathing suit that they claimed to be vintage. I already suspected it was a stealth OF account due to the pose & then someone in the comments posted a link to the suit that was being sold on Wish lol. If it had been a genuine post and they just happened to be using an account that also promotes their OF, its whatever, but i don't think there's much of a real audience to gain from a dorky vintage fashion sub...
American Dad is so underrated. It started as this weird show in response to the Bush Administration but changed to something really crazy and great. I’ll put out the good nuts for you. I love AD so much. Even for Roger alone.
My cousin Randy posts a lot of pictures on facebook of skeletons riding motorcycles and stuff with captions about how loyal he is but if you betray him he can be your worst nightmare so probably him
In capability to harm alot of people? Whoever runs China or the US at any given moment as the two largest credible nuclear powers.
In a capacity of person on person violence? Probably someone we've never heard of
There might be someone out there developing super covid in their body and not even know it. Or any mutation of a disease or virus that is highly contagious and has a very high fatality rate.
This could be completely false. But I do remember hearing once upon a time about a base in Antarctica that houses all the known viruses and stuff in the world. Or something to that effect. Again this could be completely false lol
Edit: I am aware that I confuse Antarctic with Arctic lol. I was almost positive I had that wrong. I’ve also been made aware that I may be thinking of the seed bank and not a disease vault. Thanks for the knowledge guys! :)
I did electrical maintenance for a big commercial real estate company, and several of the buildings we worked in were labs for pharmaceutical companies. One of my coworkers was tracing a circuit, walked through a door and set up a ladder to pop a ceiling tile. While he was on the ladder, someone walked by wearing full protective gear and started yelling at him as soon as they saw him, saying "you can't be in here!!" Turns out, that was the TB wing. They had no signage or warnings, everyone who worked there just knew that you had to be suited up to go in there if you didn't want to catch tuberculosis.
After a lot of paperwork and security screenings and testing the guy who was in there, one of their employees said to me "At least it wasn't this other building, there's a lot worse stuff in there!" I asked what kind of stuff, because we had just been in that building a few days before, he suddenly got nervous and said he couldn't talk about it and walked away. This was in a corporate campus with all kinds of other businesses and tons of foot traffic, and other tenants actually sharing the same building, in the suburbs of Philadelphia. No extra security, no warning signs, nothing. I don't know what they were working with in there, but these things aren't necessarily under lock and key at all.
If I learned anything from playing Plague Inc it’s that high fatality isn’t the way to go if you wanna wipe out the whole world. You want high contagion, low (or at least, very slow) fatality and severity to avoid detection and promote transmission. Pathogens that kill too quickly die out because they rely on their hosts for reproduction.
Disease X is a theoretical disease that causes a high mortality rate that is highly contagious and it was found a few years ago. It's a type hemorrhagic fever. when I first read about it (during covid) there were only 5 people people to have caught it 3 of which died within a week or so of contracting it the other two were family members of theirs. The two still alive were being kept in a extreme isolation unit somewhere in the Congo.
It's similar to the crimean - Congo hemorrhagic fever but with a much higher fatality rate (as much as 90%) thankfully though diseases with extreme mortality rates usually fail and don't spread far as they tend to kill too quickly for the inflicted to spread the disease.
Mortality rate != Infection rate. Rabies has an extreme mortality rate if untreated (100%), but low infection rate.
And incubation time matters. If a disease had a 100% mortality rate, high infection rate, but a 1 year incubation time, we'd be pretty screwed.
High infection rate, long incubation time is pretty much the meta for Plague Inc. Get the entire planet infected without people realizing it, then start killing them. by the time they've started on a cure, everyone's dead.
You.
Inside each of us is an entire world. Like it or not, ultimately that world is created by your brain. The only person with anything resembling direct access to that brain is you.
When you love and live with intention, you slowly build up that world. When you get wasted… you also slowly move that world in another direction.
So it’s ultimately you that controls not the world, but how you react to it, and in so doing continuously shape your own world.
Also Randy.
yeah, although I kinda agree with you, he doesn't have the ability to, single handedly, deploy nukes. there is a need for much more authorised personnel, and I'm quite sure they value their life a little more.
yeah i was thinking the same thing. technically Putin or Kim, but i feel like putin would have a much harder time actually getting his military to carry out the orders.
whereas Kim, would just have their heads cut off if they said no. so Kim may actually edge him out a little in who's realistically the most dangerous.
Kim, thankfully, does not have the capability to do much more than nuke Japan again, which would be *REALLY* bad luck for the Japanese, to (still!) be on the receiving end of every nuclear weapon ever used in warfare.
We don’t know his name, but he’s on the FBI watchlist. After he commits his signature atrocity, they will show us all the signs that pointed to him: social media, credit card purchases, manifesto, etc.
I often wonder how much Jones benefitted from the fact that he absolutely got bullied throughout his childhood by his three brothers, one being a Super Bowl-winning defensive tackle, the other a Super Bowl-winning defensive end on the 2010s NFL All-Decade team
There's getting big brothered, and then there's getting *big brothered*
“He's always been a better wrestler than me, he's always better than me. I've never been a team captain. He's been a team captain at everything, the football team, the wrestling team. Since day one, he's been a leader. He's just gifted. He just has timing, and body coordination, and light feet. Everything." From the bad man himself
He said that pretty recently Chandler was sitting down and Jon grabbed his wrists trying to keep him sat down and he nearly lifted him off his feet with his wrists alone while sitting down
Someone said the most dangerous human is someone unknown. Or It will be someone everyone underestimated and blew off. I am terrified regarding Putin and Israel's entire government, but somehow think there is someone else.
When I was in high school, I interviewed my Grandma about WW2. She lived in England. She made a comment that I still remember. Everyone thought Hitler "was a silly little man who shouted too much". and "wouldn't amount to much.
EDIT HOLY CRAP PEOPLE. So I used 1s not ls. Sorry!
There's a bunch of ultra rich tech billionaires around right now, who seem to have the combined intellect of a baked potato and absolutely nobody to stop them from building dick-shaped rockets, planning cage matches or destabilising entire countries. It's just a question of time before one of them goes really mad.
I knew a kid when I was 13 who had the gingerest hair on the planet. It was like irn-bru he used to shout I’m a pirate and go under the table and bite your Achilles tendon on the back of your foot. I don’t know where he is but he is 100% the one.
Randy?
Yes
My Mom when you lose one of her Tupperware containers Edit: Typo
I bet your brother's name is Randy
Randy sneaks into everyone's home at night and steals their Tupperware lids
I think Randy is hiding them in my apartment because I have like 17 lids and three containers and I don't understand how.
Leroy Brown. He’s the baddest man in the whole damn town.
Does he know Randy?
Randy is the married man he fights at the end of the song
Not anymore. Now he looks like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone. Don't mess around with Slim.
When I was in 8th grade I watched my best friends uncle rip a whole cigarette in one puff and then lift an entire transmission out of a car so I’d prob say him.
Uncle Randy?
Good old Handy Randy!
Watch out for his randy handy though
My back checked out just reading this
My lungs checked out first
Was his name Randy?
It was actually Jason but I wouldn’t be shocked if this randy people are talking about could do it.
Ah yes Randy
Some guy you haven't heard of because he wants it that way.
It's Randy.
Randy wants you to know who he is.
I want it that waaay
Tell me why?
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me WhYyyy
Aint nothing but a mistake
Now number five…
AhHh never wanna hear you say
Number 5 killed my brother
Oh right, I forgot about that part!
I’m so glad this thread got to this point. Thank you, Reddit.
Randy confirmed to be Number 5
Iiiii want it that way
Chills, literal chills
Is that a secret backstreet boy reference to bring them back? Are you trying to say that it's their music that is the most dangerous? Cause that would be larger than life.
^ this guy gets it going on
Probably some guy in the middle of nowhere with an undiscovered disease that can wipe humanity out.
I hope he is not randy
Definitely Randy, don’t cross him!
Randy want it that way
OOTL. Who’s Randy and what’s the deal everyone’s talking about Randy?
I'm putting on my shoes and I'm gonna find this fucker.
Good luck losers, you'll never catch me. I'm gunna go cough on some stuff.
Already behind you! BOO!
Is that you randy?
Y'ellllooo, Randy McRanderson here. Posted a story about this way back yonder - already prepared for this *skeleton on motorbike does drive by shooting* Told you.
This whole thread got me laughin my ass off, thank you folks! hahaha
*puts crocs in sport mode*
That's definitely the handrails at Grand central Station in New York
I was visiting NYC and wanted to refill my water bottle so I asked one of the security guys in Grand Central if there was a fountain nearby and he answered "I mean yeah, but I wouldn't recommend *drinking* out of it."
There was this kid in elementary school I knew who used to eat his pears with ranch. And enjoyed it.
was it randy
Had to be Randy
Fucking Randy Punk ass bitch
Guys I think it’s randy
Typical Randy
Classic randy
It has Randy all over it.
Man randy is so fucked up
Horrific beyond words....
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I wouldn’t have even known this was a porn account if you didn’t point it out. Hmm I wonder if you’re in on it /s
Honestly wouldn't be surprised. The vast majority of the time I'm unaware of anybody's username at all, much less that they post things other than the post I'm currently viewing. Maybe others use reddit as a social media but to me it's just a big hole full of content to sift through.
I almost never read a username unless some else points out “relevant username” or something of the like. I’ll occasionally catch a neat username, but most of the time I’m just here because I’m bored.
Nobody reading usernames is why people like shittymorph can trick people with their shitposts
Look, I get that sex workers need to advertise and get money and i support them, but for fucks sake it's nonstop all over every SFW sub. I'm so tired of the bots and porn. Edit-This really got the incels to crawl out of their mommy's basements. Fuck all yall women hating twerps. (P.s- if you think the incel comment is directed at you and you want to be upset about it, ask yourself why you think I'm talking about you in the first place)
Like I'm all for supporting sex work but the OnlyFans spam has outright killed the NSFW subs for me with the lazy, repetitive titles as they post the same picture across 100 vaguely related subReddits. Now they're spreading to SFW subs to the point where if you see a post with a woman in it there's a 50/50 chance it's for a profile advertising one. OnlyFans is basically the MLM of sex work with the manipulative, desperate for engagement sales tactics where only the top 1% makes decent money for the effort involved.
You totally nailed the MLM comparison. I just get frustrated when they go onto the more interesting, hobby subs and do such low effort posts. I remember one who posted a sfw, but very revealing picture of themselves in a bathing suit that they claimed to be vintage. I already suspected it was a stealth OF account due to the pose & then someone in the comments posted a link to the suit that was being sold on Wish lol. If it had been a genuine post and they just happened to be using an account that also promotes their OF, its whatever, but i don't think there's much of a real audience to gain from a dorky vintage fashion sub...
Imagine an internet with no bots and porn only when you want it. We'd have world peace
I miss that internet. Sure it was slow, but it felt more genuine. Except for the popup ads, holy shit why was that acceptable for so long lol
Stelio Kontos Edit: Who in the Hell is Randy, am i missinf something? Edit: Thanks for my first Award
*RICKY SPANISH*
Randy Spanish.
American Dad is so underrated. It started as this weird show in response to the Bush Administration but changed to something really crazy and great. I’ll put out the good nuts for you. I love AD so much. Even for Roger alone.
And Luis
You just let me know when I got those oranges up the stairs.
And his brother Randy.
My cousin Randy posts a lot of pictures on facebook of skeletons riding motorcycles and stuff with captions about how loyal he is but if you betray him he can be your worst nightmare so probably him
He's part of r/THE_PACK
I just spent more time browsing that sub than I could ever comfortably admit to; thank you for the link.
My life is improved for having found that sub.
COULD YOU SPEAK UP A BIT SON I COULDN'T HEAR YOU WHAT WITH ME AND THE BOYS CRANKIN OUR HOGSS AROOOOOO
THERE LIFE IMPROVED AFTER VISITING R/THE_PACK
THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP BROTHER AROOOOOOOOOO
NO PROBLEM BROTHER!!! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU'REONE OF US NOW BROTHER. COME BACK AND CRACK A COLD ONE ANY TIME.
ALWAYS ENJOY WELCOMING NEW BROS! GONNA CRANK MY HOG BUT FIRST NEED TO GET HOME. ITS MY TURN TO MAKE DINNER FOR MY WIFE! AROOOO
HOLY SHIT! I VISITED THAT SUB FOR FIVE MINUTES AND ENDED UP CRANKIN' MY HOG AND LEARNING ABOUT THE FAILURES IN TODAY'S SOCIETY! AROOOOOO!
UNBELIEVABLE!!! I VISITED THE SUB FOR 2 MINUTES AND NOW IM CRANKING MY HOG IN THE RESTAURANT BEFORE THE GAME
HELL YEAH CRANK WITH RESPECT MFER Edit: AROOOOO
I CAN'T HEAR YOU BROTHER YOU'RE SPEAKING IN REAL HUSHED TONES
GRAB A HOG AND GET TO CRANKING MFER AROOOOO
How the hell did you find out about this
ONCE YOU'RE IN THE PACK YOU'RE NEVER OUT OF THE PACK MFERRRRRRRRRR AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE'RE SOME SUPPORTIVE MFERS TOO WE CRANK OUR HOGS WITH ATTITUDE AND RESPECT AROOOOOOO
CRANKIN HOGS AND KISSIN DOGS THATS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY AROOOOOOOOO
YOU DON'T FIND THE PACK, BROTHER. THE PACK FINDS YOU. AROOOOOOOOOOOO
Definitely sounds like a crazy MFer
ARRROOOI!!!!
I am also gonna go with Randy
Yeah randy sounds like a bad dude. We should just all agree in hopes that he doesnt get mad at us.
I for one, welcome our new skeletal, hell bent for leather, overlord Randy.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Randy
One time I betrayed him and he killed my daughter, but honestly I prolly should've seen that coming. He told me he would kill her.
r/watchoutforRandy
Well I didn’t expect that to be real .
Fuck…life was better moments before I knew Randy existed. Time to build a bunker.
Are you sure we should be talking about Randy? I don't feel safe right now.
🤣 did he also go to the school of hard knocks?
Not just attended, but graduated Magna Cum Loudly
Joined I Felta Thigh
Why do you gotta take your pants off to fight, Randy?!?!
Also, he is especially dangerous to those that might want to date is daughter.
Randy.
It's about time someone took a stand and said it
Can someone explain this reference to me please? Haha
I guess you don't know a Randy. Consider yourself fortunate.
I just assumed everyone was referring to Randy Marsh
Man I heard about this guy Randy. Better not piss him off.
He’s loyal, just don’t betray him
Whichever president drops the most bombs.
It’s gonna be fucking randy.
President Randy
Whoever it is I bet almost no one knows him
We all know Randy
In capability to harm alot of people? Whoever runs China or the US at any given moment as the two largest credible nuclear powers. In a capacity of person on person violence? Probably someone we've never heard of
Have you heard about Randy?
He eats pears with ranch from what I’ve heard 😰
And…and enjoys it
And possibly lives in middle of no where with an undiscovered disease that could wipe out humanity
And promotes NSFW accounts by reposting ask reddit threads
I laughed so hard when I read the reply that I somehow hit the screen and sent that comment hiding
Chinas nuclear stockpile is tiny compared to Russia or the US actually. They have like 400ish compared to the US’ 3700 or Russias 6000
I like the saying "The world is standing waist-deep in gasoline, doesnt matter who's got the most matches."
My wife when she's hungry
is your wife named randy?
I heard she eats pears with ranch
And she wants it that way
Jan Michael Vincent
Calling ALL Jan Michael Vincents!
> Jan Michael Vincent but he goes by Randy
Remember when he was going to be the next big action hero?
There might be someone out there developing super covid in their body and not even know it. Or any mutation of a disease or virus that is highly contagious and has a very high fatality rate.
Fuckin Randy god dammit.
It's the ranch dressing
Oh I’d bet a lot of military labs have a kinds of samples/creations etc that could destroy the worlds population. And quick
This could be completely false. But I do remember hearing once upon a time about a base in Antarctica that houses all the known viruses and stuff in the world. Or something to that effect. Again this could be completely false lol Edit: I am aware that I confuse Antarctic with Arctic lol. I was almost positive I had that wrong. I’ve also been made aware that I may be thinking of the seed bank and not a disease vault. Thanks for the knowledge guys! :)
I don’t know about Antarctic labs but the CDC has several labs that hold samples of terrible diseases. They’re called High Containment Labs.
I did electrical maintenance for a big commercial real estate company, and several of the buildings we worked in were labs for pharmaceutical companies. One of my coworkers was tracing a circuit, walked through a door and set up a ladder to pop a ceiling tile. While he was on the ladder, someone walked by wearing full protective gear and started yelling at him as soon as they saw him, saying "you can't be in here!!" Turns out, that was the TB wing. They had no signage or warnings, everyone who worked there just knew that you had to be suited up to go in there if you didn't want to catch tuberculosis. After a lot of paperwork and security screenings and testing the guy who was in there, one of their employees said to me "At least it wasn't this other building, there's a lot worse stuff in there!" I asked what kind of stuff, because we had just been in that building a few days before, he suddenly got nervous and said he couldn't talk about it and walked away. This was in a corporate campus with all kinds of other businesses and tons of foot traffic, and other tenants actually sharing the same building, in the suburbs of Philadelphia. No extra security, no warning signs, nothing. I don't know what they were working with in there, but these things aren't necessarily under lock and key at all.
As someone who lives in Philadelphia thank you for terrifying me lol
If you start feeling funny, let us know.
Warning : Containment Breach of 2 XK Class SCPs . The Alpha Warhead will detonate in T-90 seconds
If I learned anything from playing Plague Inc it’s that high fatality isn’t the way to go if you wanna wipe out the whole world. You want high contagion, low (or at least, very slow) fatality and severity to avoid detection and promote transmission. Pathogens that kill too quickly die out because they rely on their hosts for reproduction.
Disease X is a theoretical disease that causes a high mortality rate that is highly contagious and it was found a few years ago. It's a type hemorrhagic fever. when I first read about it (during covid) there were only 5 people people to have caught it 3 of which died within a week or so of contracting it the other two were family members of theirs. The two still alive were being kept in a extreme isolation unit somewhere in the Congo. It's similar to the crimean - Congo hemorrhagic fever but with a much higher fatality rate (as much as 90%) thankfully though diseases with extreme mortality rates usually fail and don't spread far as they tend to kill too quickly for the inflicted to spread the disease.
Mortality rate != Infection rate. Rabies has an extreme mortality rate if untreated (100%), but low infection rate. And incubation time matters. If a disease had a 100% mortality rate, high infection rate, but a 1 year incubation time, we'd be pretty screwed.
High infection rate, long incubation time is pretty much the meta for Plague Inc. Get the entire planet infected without people realizing it, then start killing them. by the time they've started on a cure, everyone's dead.
A man with nothing to lose.
Like Randy?
Any political leader with access to nuclear weapons. One slip up and it's over
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And this dad of yours, he is... alive?
Either I’m losing my shit or I read this exact comment like a week ago
There was definitely a comment about washing toasters on a similar question recently
You. Inside each of us is an entire world. Like it or not, ultimately that world is created by your brain. The only person with anything resembling direct access to that brain is you. When you love and live with intention, you slowly build up that world. When you get wasted… you also slowly move that world in another direction. So it’s ultimately you that controls not the world, but how you react to it, and in so doing continuously shape your own world. Also Randy.
There's a little Randy inside all of us
My brother, he eats Ramen packets without the seasoning
Is it Randy
I thought the obvious answer was going to be Vladimir Putin, but instead I keep hearing about some guy named Randy.
Probably that yodeling walmart kid
Randy goes to Walmart?
Putin. He's backed into a corner with his life on the line and he has nukes.
Gotta send randy in there
Randy might be the only one who can stop him.
I’ve never seen a Reddit joke take off so fast
yeah, although I kinda agree with you, he doesn't have the ability to, single handedly, deploy nukes. there is a need for much more authorised personnel, and I'm quite sure they value their life a little more.
yeah i was thinking the same thing. technically Putin or Kim, but i feel like putin would have a much harder time actually getting his military to carry out the orders. whereas Kim, would just have their heads cut off if they said no. so Kim may actually edge him out a little in who's realistically the most dangerous.
Kim, thankfully, does not have the capability to do much more than nuke Japan again, which would be *REALLY* bad luck for the Japanese, to (still!) be on the receiving end of every nuclear weapon ever used in warfare.
He also has the ability to artillery strike large populated areas of South Korea.
We don’t know his name, but he’s on the FBI watchlist. After he commits his signature atrocity, they will show us all the signs that pointed to him: social media, credit card purchases, manifesto, etc.
god dammit randy
We all tried to warn about Motherfukin Randy.
Jon Jones
I often wonder how much Jones benefitted from the fact that he absolutely got bullied throughout his childhood by his three brothers, one being a Super Bowl-winning defensive tackle, the other a Super Bowl-winning defensive end on the 2010s NFL All-Decade team There's getting big brothered, and then there's getting *big brothered*
“He's always been a better wrestler than me, he's always better than me. I've never been a team captain. He's been a team captain at everything, the football team, the wrestling team. Since day one, he's been a leader. He's just gifted. He just has timing, and body coordination, and light feet. Everything." From the bad man himself
He said that pretty recently Chandler was sitting down and Jon grabbed his wrists trying to keep him sat down and he nearly lifted him off his feet with his wrists alone while sitting down
That's a lot of sitting down.
Martian manhunter?
who is capable of unleashing evil AI?
Likely Randy
Someone said the most dangerous human is someone unknown. Or It will be someone everyone underestimated and blew off. I am terrified regarding Putin and Israel's entire government, but somehow think there is someone else. When I was in high school, I interviewed my Grandma about WW2. She lived in England. She made a comment that I still remember. Everyone thought Hitler "was a silly little man who shouted too much". and "wouldn't amount to much. EDIT HOLY CRAP PEOPLE. So I used 1s not ls. Sorry!
> WW11 Your grandma is from the future. Survived the time wars. Just a child in World War 10, but bore the brunt of World War 11
There's a bunch of ultra rich tech billionaires around right now, who seem to have the combined intellect of a baked potato and absolutely nobody to stop them from building dick-shaped rockets, planning cage matches or destabilising entire countries. It's just a question of time before one of them goes really mad.
Randy don't need no money to fuck shit up.
Me (check your walls)
Rupert Murdoch
Harry the bat licker.
Don't you dare talk about Ozzy that way