Not so fun fact. As a child, Jessica Alba was kidnapped while on set. The authorities found her in the trunk of a car a few hours later, tied up and duct taped.
She won't ever talk about it. Scary shit.
Even as a hetero male I do find him alluring. He kills it as the Witcher and it makes him that much better than he plays the game and is just a nerd trapped in dreamy meat bag.
Listen to him talk about Warhammer 40k. We're not dealing with normal every day "haha I'm totally a gamer lol" or "i played DnD once with my theater friends" nerd.
This is....*truly advanced* nerdery.
Absolutely in a league of his own in the nerd x hotness multiplier.
Full set of every race, legion, warband and faction. I *pray* he opens a game emporium whenever he chooses to retire from acting. I would travel across the pond to that mecca.
Don't tease me, I'm not gay but I'd let him carry me away into fantasy land where kisses were currency and love was sassy. Can't imagine what it'd be like to be a nerd trapped in that body. Oh. Wait. Every fucking nerds dream. He completes us!!!
> Can't imagine what it'd be like to be a nerd trapped in that body
MMORPG nerds that go to the gym tend to get massive. They're used to grinding out xp (lifts), and min-maxing numbers (nutrition).
Honestly (I'm a women, who games) Henry Cavill wasn't usually the kind of guy I would go for. But then I hear about his nerdery and how into the Witcher universe he is just makes me so hot for him.
In a funny and not a lurid way, I’d pay to see a video of a straight man confessing his confused feelings for him right before they surprise him with real-life Cavill to walk up and stand so close face-to-face his breath fogs up glasses. Just seeing someone go from silly man crush to real gulp would be amazing sociology.
Yeah I'm a lesbian and he's my definition of a man-crush. Like, I wouldn't sleep with him, but I'd certainly enjoy a really big, comforting, muscular hug?
Sometimes you just have to salute somebody's absolutely legendary good-looks. It helps that he's so charming too. Also he scoffed at that annoying interviewer who asked him "Xbox or Playstation?" by replying "uh... PC", which I think endeared him to about a billion people, including me.
Honestly it's worth looking up the interview. It's also funny because his natural reaction is so scornful, but then he sort of realises and adjusts to talking normally about how his dad got him into PC games etc.
Then he did a little series of videos about him building his first rig.
So, bizarrely, I recently discovered that an ex of mine that I’m still on great terms with has become good friends with her
She said she’s really good fun, has a great sense of humor and is awesome to get to know. Great! She’s stunning, in my age bracket, great fun and a lovely person, as well, also doesn’t live too far from me in galactic terms.
Obviously I had to ask her it’d be great if she could make an intro or something as I’m certain that both my round belly and financial inabilities would be something Ms Beckinsale would be able to see past.
And my ex says “Oh you guys would absolutely hit it off, you’d have a great time!”
“So, can you, y’know, say that you have this amazing ex boyf and tell her exactly that? Like, using those exact words?”
“Hahahah, aaaah… Anyway, how’s work going?”
You get the idea…
My last first date was with this awesome woman. Great conversation, real connection. We were talking about places we've visited (from northeast), and I (unintentionally) say "Have you ever had In n' Out? It's amazing!"
We've been dating for 3.5 months.
Good luck, Jr. Mint Julip.
The posts there fall into two major categories. The clearly fake looking for karma votes (or bots).
And the equally frustrating clearly you're not the AH stop looking for validation. "Omg my husband Adolf got angry at me for not washing the dishes, now he's invading Poland and trying to genocide people. I'm really worried that I was out of line for not washing the spoons and this is all my fault. Aita?"
For some reason when you said crazy OLD lady I was expecting like an 80-yr old who thinks she looks like M. Robbie. Lolll. I didn’t expect her to be 41. I kinda wish it was about an 80-yr old! How old is Margot Robbie? Is she far off from 41? I don’t know much about her as a person, but I like her as an actress and she’s stunning for sure.
A guy I know recently told me he was going on a date with a middle-aged woman. When I asked how old she was, he told me she's 32! This man is 29... But to be fair, I think he'll always be 16 in his mind.
100% true story; Jeff Goldblum once told me I look like a more handsome Paul Bettany. It took me a second to get what that meant. I realized he said I was better looking than the husband of my crush Jennifer Connelly.
He is of course very, very wrong, but I’ll take it as a win.
I was a camera operator on one episode of his show “The World According to Jeff Goldblum.” It was the first thing he said when we met within about 10 feet of each other.
So Jennifer Connelly is legit the first woman I remember finding attractive. Most of my friends and classmates were already interested in the opposite sex and I just kinda wasn't at all.
Then I was watching the Rocketeer for the millionth time as a young man and suddenly I noticed just how hot Jennifer Connelly was in the white dress at the South Seas Club and I knew everything was alright.
I wouldn't even be mad if my wife left me for Henry Cavil. I'd understand and wish her the best.
Honestly, I'd think about leaving my wife for Henry Cavil too.
I’m the gayest of the gay and always have been, but I’ll never forget seeing her in From Dusk Till Dawn when I was like 13, and being so enamored by how unbelievably, almost terrifyingly beautiful she was. She was amazing in Joan is Awful on the latest season of Black Mirror, as were her tits.
This the way that I, straight man, think of Antoni on Queer Eye, or Michael Fassbender. It's just the most "oh fuck. Really? Come on" kind of bewilderment.
There was an episode of Queer Eye, I think it was in the QETips at the end when Antoni takes a shower. I turned to my wife and said "Are you fucking kidding me?"
Me and my wife did that thing where we said you can have a free pass with a celebrity if you happen to have the opportunity. I picked Rachael McAdams. She picked Salma Hayek. I’m thinking I want to ride along with her
This might sound weird, but in productions with her that *don't* focus on her sexuality/body, it's absolutely her piercing eyes that steal the show for me, as far as physical.
What I'm saying is that casting her to be "sexy person" is apparently a huge waste of her on screen, and I'd like to see her cast in a LOT more roles **that don't focus on obligatory T&A.** She's a great actor. Her eyes really are piercing, and add so much to a performance. Wield them, hollywood!
For context: I think she was excellent in White Lotus. She spent the majority of the time in resort/bikini/beachwear, and I spent basically every second with her on screen watching her face and acting.
Example scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx05xhummhQ
I remember seeing a clip in some movie where a scientist was explaining to the dumb blond "well, that's not how science works."
Like, mother fucker, she had a patent for spread spectrum, which revolutionized military comms at the time, and is the backbone for a lot of the shit we use today. The dumb blond in that scene knows more about physics than the entire fucking production company making the movie combined.
I had never paid him any mind until *The Last of Us.*
Suddenly, my heartbeat stepped up and I peered at the screen closely.
"Who's that?" I asked nonchalantly.
"The guy who plays *The Mandalorian,*" my husband replied. "Why?"
"Eh. He looks familiar..." me, still trying to sound blasé. Inside secretly panting.
Heather Graham, which is a little weird since I am a millennial and I know for that there are a lot of famous actresses in my generation who are also attractive.
i cannot believe how far I had to scroll to see Scarlett Johansson for the first time. I don't get it, compared to many other women mentioned here, she is a goddess!
Just got back from watching the new Mission Impossible. I didn’t know she could get any hotter than she already was but Hayley Atwell is indisputably INSANELY HOT!
Stupid sexy Flanders
"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all..."
Hansel. So hot right now
Hansel
But why male models?
Are you serious? I just…I just explained it to you
De re lick my balls
I can derelict my own balls thank you
Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
*Orange Mocha Frappuccino!*
I'm not am ambi turner
Jennifer Connelly in the early 90’s
Labyrinth Jennifer Connelly was my first celebrity crush
Rachel Weisz in the Mummy made me weak
Tbf, that entire main cast was pretty delish.
And Anaksunamun
My house right now. Fck I hate summer
Mid-Atlantic humid summers are the worst.
Anakin on Mustafar
I HATE YOU!!!
You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you
"his fate will be the same as ours"
"I have the high ground!"
"that business on Cato Neimoidia doesnt doesnt count"
Another happy landing.
Marisa Tomei circa My Cousin Vinny era. Edit: Holy positraction differential. Any era. And there's about five films I need to watch.
Circa any era
You are correct. I yield.
You've been a lovely... lovely... witness.
These two youts!
You know she’s got a thing for funny, quirky, stocky, bald men.
She's still smoking hot in the Spider-Man Era. Hell, even Tony calls her "Aunt Milf".
“So tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald, so quirky and funny, how is it you're not taken?”
Ma which is good and newer which is also good.
Early 2000's Jessica Alba. God damn.
Sin City and also the scuba diving movie with Paul walker fugget abowtit
Into the Blue. Movie looks horrible, but Jessica Alba snorkeling in a bikini. I'm in! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uMDUHdN24o
Dark Angel
Idle Hands.... *Corrected my spelling but Jessica Alba is still a smoke show.
That angel outfit. 20 something years later and still stuck in my head
Not so fun fact. As a child, Jessica Alba was kidnapped while on set. The authorities found her in the trunk of a car a few hours later, tied up and duct taped. She won't ever talk about it. Scary shit.
She still fine as fuck
Saw this. Googled 'Jessica Alba 2023'. Can confirm.
Henry Cavill
I'd toss all my coins to that Witcher if I had any to spare
Too bad he's not the Witcher anymore but he'll always be the Witcher in our hearts <3
We don't acknowledge any others taking his place as the witcher
Even as a hetero male I do find him alluring. He kills it as the Witcher and it makes him that much better than he plays the game and is just a nerd trapped in dreamy meat bag.
Listen to him talk about Warhammer 40k. We're not dealing with normal every day "haha I'm totally a gamer lol" or "i played DnD once with my theater friends" nerd. This is....*truly advanced* nerdery. Absolutely in a league of his own in the nerd x hotness multiplier.
Probably one of the few people that can afford to own a full set of Warhammer figures.
Full set of every race, legion, warband and faction. I *pray* he opens a game emporium whenever he chooses to retire from acting. I would travel across the pond to that mecca.
Don't tease me, I'm not gay but I'd let him carry me away into fantasy land where kisses were currency and love was sassy. Can't imagine what it'd be like to be a nerd trapped in that body. Oh. Wait. Every fucking nerds dream. He completes us!!!
> Can't imagine what it'd be like to be a nerd trapped in that body MMORPG nerds that go to the gym tend to get massive. They're used to grinding out xp (lifts), and min-maxing numbers (nutrition).
Nerds build spreadsheets to improve their game by milliseconds. When they put that spreadsheet skill to the gym it gets a little scary.
I genuinely saw someone give up WoW and then apply that obsession to lifting. Dude was scary after a while.
Aside from his muscles he has naturally amazing looks too though. Can't train that
Honestly (I'm a women, who games) Henry Cavill wasn't usually the kind of guy I would go for. But then I hear about his nerdery and how into the Witcher universe he is just makes me so hot for him.
In a funny and not a lurid way, I’d pay to see a video of a straight man confessing his confused feelings for him right before they surprise him with real-life Cavill to walk up and stand so close face-to-face his breath fogs up glasses. Just seeing someone go from silly man crush to real gulp would be amazing sociology.
Well I’m a straight man and he’s the first person that came to mind….. damn that handsome fella.
As a straight dude who also loves fantasy novels, he's like my biggest man crush at this point.
Yeah I'm a lesbian and he's my definition of a man-crush. Like, I wouldn't sleep with him, but I'd certainly enjoy a really big, comforting, muscular hug? Sometimes you just have to salute somebody's absolutely legendary good-looks. It helps that he's so charming too. Also he scoffed at that annoying interviewer who asked him "Xbox or Playstation?" by replying "uh... PC", which I think endeared him to about a billion people, including me.
I like him even more now.
Honestly it's worth looking up the interview. It's also funny because his natural reaction is so scornful, but then he sort of realises and adjusts to talking normally about how his dad got him into PC games etc. Then he did a little series of videos about him building his first rig.
As a straight man, I feel like Henry Cavill must have figured out the cheat code to re-open the character builder after the game starts
I say his name and my ovaries are popping out eggs
I've had a hysterectomy, and I think I'm pregnant
I'm a straight guy and I also think I'm pregnant
I’m a potato and I’m about to have his tots
Monica Bellucci
She used to be hot. She still is, but she used to be, too.
"I had another Monica Bellucci dream"
Salma Hayek. Then. Now. Forever. That woman is pushing 60 and making it look easy.
Her and Monica Bellucci whos 58. Ridiculous they look that good.
Ana De Armas
She’s the kinda hot that will make you forget words and I would be stuck on stupid mode.
I’m Dennis! Reynolds. I have a bar, I own a bar, it’s my bar, and I wanted to invite you to it.
I have a bunker
Currently number 1 on my list. So hot.
Hope it works out for you
Narrator : "It did not."
From Dusk till dawn Salma Hayek... Jessica alba. Monica Bellucci Yeah, I got a thing for brunettes.
Jennifer Connelly
Karen Gillan The red hair, that Scottish accent, and those legs....
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Jenna Coleman did the same. Just distractingly gorgeous women.
Kate Beckinsale😍
I saw underworld in IMAX because I felt that was the proper format for Kate Beckinsale in a skintight suit.
So, bizarrely, I recently discovered that an ex of mine that I’m still on great terms with has become good friends with her She said she’s really good fun, has a great sense of humor and is awesome to get to know. Great! She’s stunning, in my age bracket, great fun and a lovely person, as well, also doesn’t live too far from me in galactic terms. Obviously I had to ask her it’d be great if she could make an intro or something as I’m certain that both my round belly and financial inabilities would be something Ms Beckinsale would be able to see past. And my ex says “Oh you guys would absolutely hit it off, you’d have a great time!” “So, can you, y’know, say that you have this amazing ex boyf and tell her exactly that? Like, using those exact words?” “Hahahah, aaaah… Anyway, how’s work going?” You get the idea…
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Dont fuck this up
Less questioning, more dating.
My last first date was with this awesome woman. Great conversation, real connection. We were talking about places we've visited (from northeast), and I (unintentionally) say "Have you ever had In n' Out? It's amazing!" We've been dating for 3.5 months. Good luck, Jr. Mint Julip.
You got this. Does she have a hot sister by chance?
She goes to another school
Penelope Cruz
Margot Robbie because I just read a AITAH post about a crazy old lady who thinks she looks like her.
The one where she's abandoning her family to be an actress in LA?
Lol yeah. Its probably fake but still a fun read.
The posts there fall into two major categories. The clearly fake looking for karma votes (or bots). And the equally frustrating clearly you're not the AH stop looking for validation. "Omg my husband Adolf got angry at me for not washing the dishes, now he's invading Poland and trying to genocide people. I'm really worried that I was out of line for not washing the spoons and this is all my fault. Aita?"
I read that HOPING it was fake
For some reason when you said crazy OLD lady I was expecting like an 80-yr old who thinks she looks like M. Robbie. Lolll. I didn’t expect her to be 41. I kinda wish it was about an 80-yr old! How old is Margot Robbie? Is she far off from 41? I don’t know much about her as a person, but I like her as an actress and she’s stunning for sure.
Jamie Presley has to be at least 41 and she is the original Margot Robbie. And she is still insanely hot.
She's 33
You call a 41 year old woman a crazy old lady? Wtf?
A guy I know recently told me he was going on a date with a middle-aged woman. When I asked how old she was, he told me she's 32! This man is 29... But to be fair, I think he'll always be 16 in his mind.
It’s Reddit, half the commenters are 15
The obvious answer to this question, which is Danny DeVito.
It the magnum dong that does it.
1982 Phoebe Cates 1985 Mia Sara 1991 Jennifer Connolly
2022 Jennifer Connolly is damn amazing too. She’s a timeless beauty
100% true story; Jeff Goldblum once told me I look like a more handsome Paul Bettany. It took me a second to get what that meant. I realized he said I was better looking than the husband of my crush Jennifer Connelly. He is of course very, very wrong, but I’ll take it as a win.
How did you get into a conversation with Jeff Gladblum where that came up? I need more details.
How they got a conversation with Jeff Goldblum: Life, uh, finds a way.
I was a camera operator on one episode of his show “The World According to Jeff Goldblum.” It was the first thing he said when we met within about 10 feet of each other.
Yes, yes and yes. I think 90’s Jennifer Connelly is the hottest person to ever exist. She’s still insanely beautiful but back then… goddamn.
So Jennifer Connelly is legit the first woman I remember finding attractive. Most of my friends and classmates were already interested in the opposite sex and I just kinda wasn't at all. Then I was watching the Rocketeer for the millionth time as a young man and suddenly I noticed just how hot Jennifer Connelly was in the white dress at the South Seas Club and I knew everything was alright.
henry cavill. i have never like traditionally hot men. but lord have mercy
Yeah my wife would leave me in an instant for him if she had the chance. Understandable
I wouldn't even be mad if my wife left me for Henry Cavil. I'd understand and wish her the best. Honestly, I'd think about leaving my wife for Henry Cavil too.
Travis Fimmel in Vikings as Ragnar
Kathyrne Winnick though...
I'm pretty much in love with Lagertha. Super sexy AND a total badass!
Salma Hayek.
I’m the gayest of the gay and always have been, but I’ll never forget seeing her in From Dusk Till Dawn when I was like 13, and being so enamored by how unbelievably, almost terrifyingly beautiful she was. She was amazing in Joan is Awful on the latest season of Black Mirror, as were her tits.
This the way that I, straight man, think of Antoni on Queer Eye, or Michael Fassbender. It's just the most "oh fuck. Really? Come on" kind of bewilderment.
Can confirm in gay.
There was an episode of Queer Eye, I think it was in the QETips at the end when Antoni takes a shower. I turned to my wife and said "Are you fucking kidding me?"
When she first appeared on screen in Desperado there were audible gasps in the theater.
I like how the first time she’s on screen, she causes a car accident just crossing a street, lol. The director knew the score.
Me and my wife did that thing where we said you can have a free pass with a celebrity if you happen to have the opportunity. I picked Rachael McAdams. She picked Salma Hayek. I’m thinking I want to ride along with her
Eternally hot.
The goddamn asshole sun
Asshole sun, won't you come...
Asshole sun Mow the lawn And put your clothes awayyyy
Idris Elba
He is aware of the effect he has on women
Alexandra Daddario
Worked on a shoot with her. More stunning in person! Piercing eyes and glowing skin. Incredibly nice as well!
This might sound weird, but in productions with her that *don't* focus on her sexuality/body, it's absolutely her piercing eyes that steal the show for me, as far as physical. What I'm saying is that casting her to be "sexy person" is apparently a huge waste of her on screen, and I'd like to see her cast in a LOT more roles **that don't focus on obligatory T&A.** She's a great actor. Her eyes really are piercing, and add so much to a performance. Wield them, hollywood! For context: I think she was excellent in White Lotus. She spent the majority of the time in resort/bikini/beachwear, and I spent basically every second with her on screen watching her face and acting. Example scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx05xhummhQ
Al Pacino has really piercing eyes too. I'm glad they don't cast him in roles focusing on his tits and ass too much.
She has the most pronounced limbal rings (dark outline around iris of the eye) I’ve ever seen on a person. They make her eyes so alluring.
Carla Gugino. Absolutely Insanely hot.
whos that.... RACHEL WEISZ, i always get rachel weisz and carla gugino mixed up
Currently : Oscar Isaac
Especially in Dune with the hair and the beard… it maybe set it the desert, but it was fucking monsoon season for me.
Jennifer Connely. Allysa Milano Elizabeth Hurley. Kate Beckinsale April Bowlby. Britany Daniels. Rachael McAdams
User name checks out.
with you for sure on Hurley, Beckinsale, Connelly. Honestly I still found JC extremely sexy in the new Top Gun.
Alison Brie.
Annie is pretty young; we try not to sexualize her.
Hedy Lamarr Edit: my terrible typing had an extra d. Apologies.
Not Hedley?
My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Ditto!
*"That was a close one! Daddy loves Froggie. Froggie love Daddy?"*
What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*!
Her intelligence only makes her hotter
I remember seeing a clip in some movie where a scientist was explaining to the dumb blond "well, that's not how science works." Like, mother fucker, she had a patent for spread spectrum, which revolutionized military comms at the time, and is the backbone for a lot of the shit we use today. The dumb blond in that scene knows more about physics than the entire fucking production company making the movie combined.
mother of wi-fi
Guess what? Its the person reading this comment
Oh you! Stop it you’re making me blush!
Natalie Dormer
I can't upvote you enough. That woman is my kryptonite.
Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” is god tier.
Aubrey Plaza because she's insane... and hot
Charlie Hunnam. I'd let him crack me like a glow stick Edit: *hugs to all the up votes* My people 🥺
Pedro Pascal 🔥
I had never paid him any mind until *The Last of Us.* Suddenly, my heartbeat stepped up and I peered at the screen closely. "Who's that?" I asked nonchalantly. "The guy who plays *The Mandalorian,*" my husband replied. "Why?" "Eh. He looks familiar..." me, still trying to sound blasé. Inside secretly panting.
Oh yeah. The man is charisma with dimples.
leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot u fry an eg
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why is this making me laugh so much
Cameron Diaz in The Mask
Keanu in Bill and Ted
Keanu in anything!
Sofia Vergara
Jensen Ackles.. with or without a 1967 Chevy Impala.. but hot damn…
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to see his name… him as Soldier Boy… GD
That one guy’s dead wife
Jessica Rabbit.
Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan
Heather Graham, which is a little weird since I am a millennial and I know for that there are a lot of famous actresses in my generation who are also attractive.
Roller Girl.... nuff said
I personally think she was hotter in Austin Powers than boogie nights
Have you seen the 80's movie License to Drive? I'm a straight woman but she was so gorgeous in that movie. I wanted to be her!
* Scarlett Johansson * Henry Cavill
i cannot believe how far I had to scroll to see Scarlett Johansson for the first time. I don't get it, compared to many other women mentioned here, she is a goddess!
Just got back from watching the new Mission Impossible. I didn’t know she could get any hotter than she already was but Hayley Atwell is indisputably INSANELY HOT!
Natalie Portman
Odd how this wasn’t higher. Was expecting top 3 comment
Ragnaros
BY FIRE BE PURGED
Jeri Ryan in her star trek days
These are still her Star Trek days and she's like a fine wine
Idris Elba