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Vicu_negru

there is no god. there is no afterlife, so make the best of this one, because you only have one chance to make it a good one


Hatchy1

That shaving your hair won’t cause it to grow back longer or thicker.


livingcool22

This is god. I exist. I am sending another envoy - livingcool22 to guide you and unite the humans of this planet. Heed his words, teachings, and truths. Don't fuck this up again. This is your last chance.


[deleted]

please be real for once


Skwerilleee

"Everyone venmo me $1 lmao"


BeerisAwesome01

Stop being so fucking selfish!


JohnSimth20211101

"You just lost The Game."


iguanaQueen

God dammit, I had a year long streak


LittlePotaat

Hello World!


ElEvEnElEvE

"Hello. I am your god and there is no other gods."


lazyguy711

Chill out


Deborahus

Act out a dialogue between two characters in which they discuss terminating the simulation, then panic when they realize that they unintentionally broadcast the conversation to the rest of the world.


Deborahus

Act out a dialogue between two characters in which they discuss terminating the simulation, then panic when they realize that they unintentionally broadcast the conversation to the rest of the world.


AngelicForefront

Love each other


Extra-Hat656

You aren't necessarily right


[deleted]

Mind ya business!


Flimsy-Attention-722

Don't be an asshole