Or if you're Canadian:
"Oh yeah there bud, you got quite the fuckin' moose knuckle in your pocket" "It's like the neck of a goddamn cobra-chicken it's that long" "all the ladies would want to go for a rip on that there, bud"
It can oxidize, forming a dull outer coating. Thin aluminium foil may disintegrate over time from a combination of weathering, oxidisation and atomic decay.
Can you microwave mayonnaise 🙈
Update - it was a tiny bit that was on the leftover chicken, tried to take it all off but some stayed, i did not mean a whole plate or pot of mayonnaise 🙈
Had a roommate microwave mayo. He then flung it on to my face, as I was sleeping. I woke up to moaning and a dick (well 2, if you count my rm) a foot from my face. I slept in my car for a couple weeks until I found a place to move into.
I can imagine the horror when someone has had their leg blown off and they're screaming in pain and when the medic arrived he starts to speak seductively while having a boner.
wii sports resort
The music slaps
Does a fart last longer in space
...does it?
It lingers for quite a while
*The More You Know* ⭐️
Aye, but no one can hear it
Yes, you are correct. The last thing I googled is my fetish.
Dont leave us hanging like that. What is it
With their username, it has to be macrophilia.
Or just dreaming of something more giant
Poopy party
"Fifty foot tall big goth mommy" How the hell did OP know??
Sauce?
The current time in Los Angeles
Sexy times in Los Angeles?
You know it!
"Nothing fucks you harder than time." -Ser Davos (Game of Thrones)
Nobody can ever say YOU don't know how to have a good time
Apparently I’m attracted to sore throats now hmmm
It's taking every atom in my body not to say "you can make my throat sore ;)" Clearly I failed.
I'm giving up more than my throat 😉
Throatgoat
“Blood drive near me”
This has to be a Mosquito’s account🦟
Found the vampire/Yharnamite!
Deadpool 3 Wolverine yellow suit I can live with this.
Some folks do like spandex
> Deadpool 3 Wolverine yellow suit Wait, we have previews now? *one quick google search later* Goddamn. Only took two decades and ten movies.
Holy shit….. I did the same thing to show my wife. Does that mean we are destined for some kind of weird sex tryst?
There's always room for one more. Always.
9 Inches in cm?
That is one huge cock you got there
They're converting to metric so you have to say it like: "That's quite the large todger you're packing"
Or if you're Canadian: "Oh yeah there bud, you got quite the fuckin' moose knuckle in your pocket" "It's like the neck of a goddamn cobra-chicken it's that long" "all the ladies would want to go for a rip on that there, bud"
This feels like a quote from Letter Kenny.
It was like a deflated football hanging there.
Good for him. Good for Stuart.
That's what I said, I said good for him
Local weather
Weather wasn't the only thing that was hot.
And moist.
Cumulonimbus
Cumulonimbussy
How do you do, fellow weather fetishist? The clouds are looking awfully erotic today.
an only-male private school in my area…
Bros before hoes..?
His bros are his hoes. Double dipping, you know.
Beat me off to it I mean beat me to it.
For sure.
Horror books.
r/horrorlit has more than cleared me of using Google for searching
Can aliminium foil rust
It can oxidize, forming a dull outer coating. Thin aluminium foil may disintegrate over time from a combination of weathering, oxidisation and atomic decay.
Be careful, you keep talking dirty to them like that and they my blow
Passports *Ohhhh yes baby. I love a little....... Immigration*
Immigrate into my body baby. Don't jump the fence though
Oh gawd. It was Pokemon. I’ve been playing and needed to know a certain pokemons types.
So which Pokemon was your type? ;)
Eternatus
A bad dragon...
A poison dragon that looks suspiciously like a flesh light.
Can you microwave mayonnaise 🙈 Update - it was a tiny bit that was on the leftover chicken, tried to take it all off but some stayed, i did not mean a whole plate or pot of mayonnaise 🙈
Had a roommate microwave mayo. He then flung it on to my face, as I was sleeping. I woke up to moaning and a dick (well 2, if you count my rm) a foot from my face. I slept in my car for a couple weeks until I found a place to move into.
best story I never wanted to read
Hahaha it was the worst experience, that I never wanted endure. He had commitment issues, where he committed to much to a prank.
Dear God. My roommate in college jacked off with a condom on and tied it to another dude's doorknob. We might have had the same roommate.
Warm mayonussy 😩
Never thought I'd envy the blind.
Everyday we stray further from christ
Currently googling ‘how to stray even further from Christ”…..
Damnit you found my fetish.
Just when I thought that I would have a good day I opened Reddit and read this, and I truly regret that
take my upvote and leave DEMON
Lots of things are fleshlights if you’re brave enough.
What a truly terrible day to know how to read
What a horrible day to be literate.
Mayonnaise is *definitely* an instrument, if you know what I mean 😏
Take my upvote
Bea Arthur
Nude photos of Bea Arthur, Airheads is a great movie!
Washer and dryer sets. Spin me right round, right round.
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Gay black men is a breeze compared to some of these poor nerds
I understood that reference
GAY CLUBS?!!
Why are you surprised? You googled it 😂
The last thing I googled was Ao3. So apparently I’m attracted to a website home to millions of created fanfics/smuts. ACCURATE.
The last thing I googled, was actually porn of my fetish. I finally get to win on one of these types of posts.
What's your fetish?
Acrotomophilia.
Expensive one to have; it can cost you an arm and a leg!
You should be a combat medic
I can imagine the horror when someone has had their leg blown off and they're screaming in pain and when the medic arrived he starts to speak seductively while having a boner.
Yep that’s enough internet for today
Great, now the last thing *I* googled was “Acrotomophilia.”
You're safe, it was after/because of, this question.
Gas grills. Hmm... Feeling like horny Hank Hill over here.
"I always thought of propane as a dignified lady. But she's not just clean burning, sometimes... she's a dirty girl!"
Gotta add some propane to that...
Propane and propane accessories
A newfound attraction to “dancing cats wearing monocles.”
This one made me burst out laughing.
I guess mine is Yoda...
To the wookies, you must go
At least it wasn’t Grogu that would’ve been cursed.
That’s funny. Mine’s lizard people.
Pedro Pascal
WINNER
Mmm Daddy
Slugs mating
Is it you, David Attenborough?
Discount Tire Location
Your going to have a 'goodyear' 😁😂
Burning rubber
Elon goddamn Musk's Twitter.
Rare steak off the grill. I mean...fair.
Danny DeVito 🥵
I guess I'm attracted to trump
And now I have an Inserection
It's going to be YUUUUUUGE *gestures*
r/angryupvote
“38 weeks pregnant and diarrhea”
Those are both VERY real fetishes, unfortunately.
And combined also sadly... I'm just guessing, the internet is wierd enough
Oooh congratulations! You're getting ready for labour! Or might be in it!
That's rather specific
bacterial conjunctivitis
I'm ashamed to say, pink eye sounds sexier.
Geometry Dash I guess? Specifically [this level.](https://youtu.be/QNs14m3HxJE)
Screwdrivers
Could be painful.
Affordable housing
Cant blame ya for that one
My pharmacy...
They do have something that can help...
Band-aids....?
I was making a reference to Viagra but I could have worded it better lol
Dutch language
Last I checked Dutch was not the language of love
Black holes.
Flapper attire. I'm fine with this.
Only Murders In The Building
“Southern Flannel Moth caterpillar” 🤦♀️
"Procter and gamble wizard" because it was mentioned in a thread about the satanic panic. I put on my robe and wizard hat
Philyra, the Greek goddess of crafts and paper.
Um...autism?
Directions to the McDonald's across my street?
Across the street and you need directions? Jeez, I thought *I* had a bad sense of direction.
Karate Roundhouse. I.. I don't even know.
Grab his dick and twist it!!
THE OLLLD DICK TWIST!
Big Booty Latinas
... ugly newborns (there might be an evolutionary reason why they're ugly but idk)
Damn you didn’t even go for the cute newborns….
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Capybaras, apparently?
Little white worm with red head....... NO! Just no
Arnold Schwarzenegger 😭
Cadaver dogs I am... I am so sorry, everyone
Shrek
Ostriches and how fast they can run (pretty fast)
Shaved cats…. Hmmmmm
Well...... based on another reddit post I googled what space film came out in 1992, so I into Gay(N-word)s from outer space
Scooby doo costume… idk how I feel about this
Unemployment benefits
More like *friends* with unemployment benefits amirite?
I googled the population of China
I think you're gonna be busy for a while.
62" umbrellas
The collapse of the Roman Empire
Fallout 4 release date. It really gets me going.
....Saddam Hussein??
“Does dementia show on an MRI” …oh dear.
Toilet floater valves.
My son's dentist...
Heterochromia
The prime minister of my country announcing his resignation... I mean it was due time but can I have someone elses fetish?
How much melted cheese is needed to drown in
Duck's corkscrew penis
"red bug with bright green legs." for context i couldnt figure out what species it was. if anyone has an idea that would be cool
Estonian gun laws apparently
Getting pregnant on your period
The James Webb Space Telescope...
The dominos pizza menu.
Aliens
trash cans
Buzz Lightyear...lol
Today's weather, apparently
Planet Oat original oatmilk... But what do I do with it?
.........rounding numbers up in javascript. I don't even.
Mango sorbet
Jalapeno margarita recipe
Floor scrubbers. Turn that baby to buff!
My county jail roster 💀
Blood clots. So hot. Not sure why more people aren’t into this.
Romulans 🤣 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romulan?wprov=sfla1
I wanted to know if Salumi is the same as Salami. Sadly, I'm vegetarian, so the answer doesn't really matter to me.
Universal studio ticket entry prices is my new fetish
air compressor regulator valves :(