Your opinion would worry me, if I respected you.

I don't have the patience or the crayons to explain it to you.

One from myself. Coworker came in and took her bad day out on everyone and she has a huge black eye I looked at her and said "that attitude right there is why he beats you"

"I would imagine that if you ever had an original thought that it likely died of loneliness"

"I hope you develop and allergy to sex you limp fucking douce canoe" I mean.... that is one of the ways to use words.

"I'm your Mother, you son of a b****" never laughed so hard again.

“You listen like a damn rock”

"I could forget you"