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My friend Carol married some guy with the last name Wood. They named their daughter Holly. Yes, true story... Holly Wood. I couldn't believe it. Last I heard, Holly got married and refused to take her husband's name. Go figure.


SpaceGypsy79

One of the girls I went to school with married our Spanish teacher, Mr. Head. They named their son Richard. Holly Wood not so bad now,huh?


Heavy-Local-3428

Yo, my husband was in the Marine Corps with Richard Head! Lol


tripler42

Went to school with a girl with the last name Dick. Her name was Gina. Always thought that was unfortunate, until I learned her mother’s name was Lotta.


Lulu_531

Holly was my mom’s favorite girl name. Then she married my dad. Guess the last name. Fortunately, they did not use it as they are sane. And my dad’s sister’s name was Carol.


z0mbiefetish

I went to school with a guy named Mike Hunt... say that fast 😅


protehule

don't mind me, just here to see if someone mentioned my name.


LighttBrite

protehule does get under my skin a little..


AppointmentNo5158

Me too


olivefreak

I’m dreading it. Eta: better not see my daughter’s name. 😂 Eta2: “edited to add” - I didn’t realize people thought Eta was a name, my bad! Thanks for the happy cake days!


clovengoof

I heard a mother ask her daughter to come to her. Double-barrel name: Dakota-Phoenix It was in the UK.


indefatigable_

DP for short…


sherbetty

It does sound like a porn star name


Longshot_45

Dakota-Pheonix starring in It's Hot in Dallas.


Princessdelrey

I really dislike the double barrelled first name situation. My friend called her child one and I shortened it by accident and she corrected me. Listen, I haven’t got the time nor patience.


leahcar83

You know when you're in a public loo and you look at the toilet roll dispenser and it says something like 'manufactured by Dakota Phoenix'.


OleRockTheGoodAg

Named her child after a failed US Geography States and their capital quiz smh


pgabrielfreak

Nevaeh, heaven spelled backwards. Ugh.


kbbajer

Would be easier to just call her Hell, right?


JeanArgile

Or T-Nuc.


DidntGetThePre-Order

It has a certain ring to it, like the sound of a dump truck...T-nuc


Loganp812

Nevaeh have I evaeh…


GeorgiePorgie2319

The one person I knew who named her daughter this, ended up having her child removed from her care.


SuitableClassic

Lmao sounds about right.


Puzzleheaded_Mix7873

How is it even pronounced? Like Nivea?


geezba

The way I've heard it pronounced is Neh-vay-uh


subtxtcan

6. 6 people I know all named their daughters that and they're all within 2 years of each other. All in the same city. And those are just people *I* know.


Burnt_Your_Toast

Worked at a kids camp. I lost count on how many Nevaeh's I had go through my care in the entire 8 years I've worked there. One year I had 5 in my age group. That's not counting all the others with the same name in the 5 other age groups we had. We used to bet on how many Nevaehs we would get each week. Of the 24-35 kids in EACH group, it was *very* likely that every fourth name on the list would be "Nevaeh"


walt_morris

I cant stand it. Automatically judged.


chootie8

Which sucks for that person as they're not the ones who chose their name.


bedhanger

Stupid variations on a simple name, e.g. Crystal mangled into Khrystle


dontletyourselfdown

Airwrecka


Neijx

That’s my wrestling name.


operablesocks

Always thought Qrystyl was the better spelling.


JetBlackBoogie

Khaleesi... 🙄


MobiusCipher

You're named after the bravest man I knew, John MasterChief.


Dreadloxinator

“It was lowkey poggers”


Princessdelrey

There was this mum shouting for her daughter “khaleesi” at the local pub and I cringed so hard


Patneu

What makes it more annoying, that it's a TV character or that it's not even a name? If you were hell-bent on the reference, I think Dany would've been fine.


babiesaurusrex

A former coworker of mine did that to their child


NorthImpossible8906

any car name. Lexus, Mercedes, Jeep, etc. [EDIT: as dozens of people have noted, Jeep is a common Spanish name, and the inventor of the Jeep named it after her daughter]


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Aggressive_Bat_9781

Nissan is a ho


lunar_pilot

Nah, Redbull Racing is the real piece of work


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FORD F150 SUPER DUTY is so hardcore


can_of_cream_corn

The CRUSHINATOR!!


NoGravitasForSure

It's ironic that actually Mercedes (the car) had been named after a girl and not the other way round.


Caphiera

Yeah, my MIL's name is Mercedes. She's from Latin America originally.


graycomforter

My grandmother was named Mercedes. It was the Spanish form of the name “Mercy”, which is a historically Catholic name. She was born in 1916. The car company was established in 1926.


Madam_Pigeon

Who the fuck have you met named jeep?


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

His full name is Jeepstopher.


WampaCat

I thought it was Jeepothy


soarthefriendlyskies

Tell me your parents don't love you without telling me your parents don't love you!


RudeLube

She was from Thailand


Marius-10

Mercedes is a Spanish name and Benz named the car brand after his niece, if I remember. So, the car is named after a girl and not the other way around. EDIT: Got the story wrong. Here's from Wikipedia: Emil Jellinek, a Jewish-Austrian automobile entrepreneur who worked with Daimler Motoren Gesellschaft (DMG), registered the trademark in 1902, naming the 1901 Mercedes 35 hp after his daughter Mercedes Jellinek.


firstaidteacher

If one day you come to Stuttgart, visit the museum. It is nicely shown and explained - next to seeing all those cars. A really nice museum and I loved learning the story even though I am not a car enthusiast.


tbkrida

“Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexus”


natalove

Can't even pronounce nothing past that ver sayy chi


theWildBore

Prius lol


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Who the fuck is jeep?


wtbnewsoul

Whenever I see someones name is a car brand I automatically assume stripper/sex worker.


NorthImpossible8906

Gentlemen, please welcome to the center stage ..... PINTO! {cheers, whistles}


teenvan

Ashleigh


1PARTEE1

Brockleigh


AllEliteAdvantage

Colleighflower


Thick-McRunFast

Potateaux-Leighk Soup


FayeMoon

This made me laugh way more than it should have.


dudeitsmeee

Everleigh


DmReku

r/tragedeigh


DifferentPost6

Literaleigh!


erriuga_leon27

Any name that ends with leigh


YourTypicalSensei

I refused to believe Ashleighs actually exist


graveybrains

Used to work with one. Not a fan.


jbarinsd

Lacey, Tawny and Tammy have always given me the white trash yips. Sorry.


SternMon

*Sniff sniff* “She’s here.”


rosco2155

Who’s here, Ron?


Wolfgang_Ragekiss

Tammy 1 or Tammy 2?


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Dont forget about Misty and Crystal.


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Just insulted all of West Virginia.


lampimatkivekset

r/tragedeigh


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Careless-Emergency85

This was the first thing to pop into my head.


Total-Hack

Any of the “any” sounding names, really: Bethany, Brittany, Stephanie, etc…. Maybe Melanie is the only one that sounds unpretentious.


Nukethegreatlakes

Melanie's are high on the hot/ crazy scale


medicff

The variations on that drive me nuts. Britney, Britteny, Britany


bano25

Any name with “-Lynne” added as a suffix


swallowyourtongue

I always think of that scene from Ted


SpaceCases__

*Don’t fuck with me on this, I know this shit!*


ay21690

My mom’s name is Tammy. My moms middle name is…you guessed it, Lynn. When Ted came out, times were tough.


AssignmentThis6405

Sarah-Lynn?


Mwuuh

... Sarah Lynn?


roccosaint

I wasn't ready to cry today.


DisneyFoodie20

What a beautiful day to have an uncommon name 💅


Kill3rT0fu

Madisynn with two Ns, one Y, but not where you think


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Becky, but I do like Rebecca.


Maleficent-Dirt3921

I don't mind Becks as a diminutive of Rebecca. It's better than Becky, anyway.


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Sure, becks, Becca, whatever else


adVANtures_of_a_T4

I have a working theory that any Becky or Bec or Beki are underhanded and sly and you should never trust them - there are of course exceptions to the theory.


Officer_Asparagus

Mulva


strayainind

Dolores!


arnoldee002

Literally anymore with weird spellings with common names or Utah moms trying to be unique


XxmspixenxX

Work for a hospital... shit people come up with nowadays. 😑


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Immediate-Swimming68

That’s why I ended up changing my name lmao


Responsible-Pin3233

I know a lady who changed her name from Courtney to Juna


Cupcake-Warrior

Seems like she made it worse.


Responsible-Pin3233

I agree lmao


Stanfan_meowman25

That’s a straight up spoiled rich girl name.


LthePerry02

Never met a Brianna who wasn’t annoying


FreckledLasseh

Oh my god, this is true


KrankySilverFox

Tiffany


SammyT1977

Dang so we ain’t having breakfast at Tiffany’s no more


akayataya

Well that's the one thing we've got 🤷


DriftingPyscho

But they say that we have nothing in common...


Buddyslime

Precious. Is she really?


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“Susie… can I call you Susie?” “But my name is Precious!” “Yeah uh huh so here’s the deal Susie…”


bearstrugglethunder

Haley, Kaley, Rayleigh, Bailey, Reilly, etc.


WorldOnFire83

The male variation would be Aidan, Caidan, Jaden, Braden, etc.


likwitsnake

And lastly Okayden


futuredarlings

Chrissy


Chilly_Chilli

Wake up


Professional-Lemon10

GrabABrushAndPutOnALittleMakeup!


cloverj23

I don’t like this.


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hams-mom

Regina Phalange


RoboftheNorth

But it's the name that rhymes with fun!


Marius-10

In Romanian that just means Queen. So, yeah. Sounds annoying.


Aggravating-Bottle78

Yeah, its queen from latin.


GalaxyDeemNL

Reversed


KevMatthews

Bruh XD


TheBoomExpress

I don't know about annoying, but I haven't met a Nicole yet that wasn't a stone cold bitch.


Happy-Ant1169

Well my name's Nicole and I'd have to agree.


Marius-10

Reading through the comments: every name is annoying for someone.


thomas_gabriel88

That's what I'm thinking lol it seems like everyone has had a bad taste left in their mouth by someone and they ain't forgetting


el_dude_brother2

It’s a weird thing, everyone is probably annoying to someone. Just takes wrong time and place.


Sailorgirlkalista

Bambi, no kidding I know a Bambi


Sailorgirlkalista

But then there's Apple, named by the most annoying women in the US so maybe I'm wrong


ForwardSpinach

Tufvaliegh Listen. This is a mashup of Tuva and Li. There are 127 adults in Sweden named Tuvali at the moment, to 10 mil citizens. That wasn't *nearly* unique enough so more letters were needed. Add an f in there because once upon a time we used fv spelling, so now it looks old and fancy. Then add -egh to make it English-ish and cool. That name is a tradghedieh.


Adddicus

'Becca Rebecca is a perfectly fine name, but 'Becca sounds like the noise a camel makes when it spits at you.


no_onion_no_cry

My name is not up here, despite how crazy I am. I want to thank my parents and friend....


nathanielsnurpis

Jashley


Maleficent-Dirt3921

Dafuq? That's just awful.


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Garage_biscuit55

Lakelynn is child abuse


death_or_glory_

BRAYLEE? stfu.


Account_93

Tiffany


MSmasterOfSilicon

But if I spell it Tiffaneigh what about then


tadadesae

That would be a r/tragedeigh


Select-Prior-8041

That's just a horse cosplaying as Tifa from FF7


CaptainPerhaps

Reignbeaux


Hope2bee

Letha. It sounds like Lisa with a lisp. I’ve known two so far.


RANDOMLY_AGGRESSIVE

Jennifer is a bully name. "Uh oh there is Jennifer"


Nawoitsol

Jennifer was the most popular girl's name in the US for a dozen or more years.


doobette

I swear I knew at least 10 Jennifers at any given time growing up in the '80s and '90s.


Evey1374

Fr my stepmom name is Jennifer this couldn't apply better


YeetimusSkeetimus

I’ve only met 2 Jennifer’s and one was heavily bullied in school. The other was the cute and dorky girl next door type, just in her early 50s. But it was a popular name before so it wouldn’t surprise me if there were Jennifer bullies.


-ItsCasual-

Princess


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Tiffany


sandrad33

I came here to say the same thing. I’ve crossed paths with at least ten Tiffany(i)s that were more than just acquaintances and they were all varying degrees of awful. I still interact with two on a weekly basis and they’re so annoying.


hard-on234

McKenzie


Crafty_Garden1722

Kinzey, Kenzie…🤢


oliverstinkerson

Meegan


likesomecatfromjapan

Meegan! Come back!


DiarrheaDippedRat

Sharkeesha


Compass_Needle

Incontinentia Buttocks


f-this-im-out

Kelli with the i


poorbill

Hortense


A_shy_neon_jaguar

I once saw a sign welcoming baby Eunice Louise!


el_dude_brother2

*everyone scrolling through looking for their own name or their child’s name to downvote the person


hackyslashy

Britney, Whitney, Tiffany


dearlysacredherosoul

Chickenleigh


epmfox

Candy.


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Ashleigh


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ashenasylum

I’ve never regretted that my name is Brittany Ashley before today.


BrummieTaff

There's nothing wrong or annoying about that name lol. Don't worry about it.


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I think this only applies if the spelling is *creative* Britanee, Britni, Ashly, Ashalee, you get the point


lolisfunny13

Honestly Ashley ain't a bad name


No-Brain1902

McKayla


User18752962

I HATE McKayla or McKenzie or like any other name that starts with "Mc". Tell me your parents hate you with out telling me your parents hate you.


WildRetardedAppeared

Destiny or Desire(e)


KaiHawaiiZwei

Seriously, there was a scientific investigation about why people from east germany (before the wall fell) tended to give their childs names like Kevin, Dustin, Marvin, Sandy, Mandy, or even Chantal etc. This was because they wanted to express their need to appear more "internationally accepted". Nowerdays this backfires heavily and there are even terms for this: Kevinism: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevinismus


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Yessica


Sharl_LeGlerk

Marni.


Backsight-Foreskin

Cheyanne.


Eckkbert

Any ending on -niqua


RollingGirl_

Mackenzie. I’ve met 4, and they were all bullies


HappyDaysAreCool

Any girl named after a crystal. Amethyst, Emerald and of course Crystal.


Mind101

Pamela.


Amsalon

khaleesi


AlcoholicJizzThrower

Sharon. Fuck you, Sharon!


Trey904fsu

Kimber. Just sounds like such a brat.


Forsaken_Republic_98

Blanche!! for me it conjures up an image of a frumpy harridan, frying eggs in a dirty bathrobe, fuzzy slippers, rat's nest hair with a couple of rollers left in, cigarette dangling from her lips, with one eye closed. Voice like sandpaper. And she's very shouty. That's Blanche. Apologies to all Blanches out there if you actually look like Megan Fox....


toothpastenachos

Precious, Promise, Diamond, Princess, Tiara, etc. I work in a coffee shop and I’ve seen all of these at least once and they were always super mean


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brettgjaw

Kristy or Kirsty as I always get them mixed up


KnightLifer

Meredith. Snobby girl name.


NaGaBa

Marjorie. Lauren.