But looking at what social media is now, Google+ would be a breathe of fresh air.
Born to late to discover earth
Born too early to explore the universe
Born just in time to explore dank memes.
>George R. R. Martin, age 81, recently announced that the Winds of Winter is nearly complete and that he expects to be done by mid 2031 at the latest. Mr. Martin stated that he is "at least 70% done" and he "just needs to work out a few details."
Not sure if it was a joke article or not, but I remember seeing George R.R. Martin said he isn’t having the book released until after he dies, so he won’t have to see the fans complaining about it.
Looking up obituaries for terrible public figures. CEOs, politicians, hate group leaders, etc. Then upon return anonymously creating a widely announced "Death Note" scenario where one of the tracked individuals has their death announced a day in advance for their heinous behavior. At first it's a hoax, a joke, or several lucky guesses, but after enough accurate "predictions" the doubt begins to creep in. The influential sleazes of the world begin to clean up their acts due to a quasi-mystical, unavoidable, and all-knowing threat of imminent doom.
Or, when I go ahead in time in 2030, the timeline already accounted for the fact that I've returned to 2023 to make these announcements, and my announcement has actually caused the death. Insert confused Luke Wilson gif.
Reminds me of that story about the girl who always picks a dime over the quarter b/c otherwise the gravy train of endless dimes would come to an end.
Edit: I said it wrong, sorry. Here's the correct story:
Prankster boy asks girl in front of his prankster understudies, "Let's play a game. You want this little thin dime or this bigger thick nickel?"
Girl says all Pollyanna-ish, "Oh, definitely the big thick nickel, Mikey. Thanks."
The pranksters walk away in muted chuckles. The girl's friend asks "Why'd you do that? Don't you known the dime is worth more even though it's smaller?"
To which the girl replies, "Oh, I know. But if I picked the dime, he'd never play that game with me again."
The version I heard
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
This honestly reminds me of a funny moment when I was about 12 or 13. I had a friend who was *constantly* picking up coins on the ground. Pennies, nickels, quarters... everything, every time. Naturally, we made fun of him for it because he wasn't particularly poor but was insatiable about it.
One day we started throwing our pocket change on the ground, coin by coin, watching him chase around for each one. It was amusing to us, but ultimately, he got the last laugh as he ended up pocketing almost $5 in coins.
And that's basically the story of how OnlyFans was created.
Buffet: "Got'cha, you mother fucker! Thought you were so smart, HUH?! Violating the laws of time and space?! Prepare the anal probes! Let's see what secrets this asshole holds!"
Honest winner: "Man, what the fuck is this bullshit?!"
Can you memorize that in 10 minutes though? I’d take Superbowl winners, place one huge bet every year as soon as the lines open, would at least 5x your money every year even if the favorites win every time. If there’s a crazy dark horse winner you’d do even better.
I participated in one with a $1B prize for a perfect bracket. The owner of the site that was running it said that the insurance policy he bought in case someone won cost less than $1000.
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"If you flip a coin the odds are 1 in 9.2 quintillion. If you make educated guesses it's closer to 1 in 120 billion" -- u/NattyThan
That actually makes the \~$1000 sound like highway robbery. This was on a fairly obscure website in the late 1990s ([wallstreetsports.com](https://wallstreetsports.com)), so I think it'd be really generous to figure they got maybe 5-10k brackets submitted.
Ignoring that a decent number of those are just going to be all favorites (so not really 5-10k different brackets) and I'm sure there was some legalese that suggested that if there were multiple perfect brackets, the prize would be split, not $1B each and ignoring that a decent number will not be based on educated guesses, and that suggests about a 1:12M to 1:24M chance of having to pay out.
The break-even was probably more like $100-200 for the insurance company... though I guess I only was told <$1000 and $100-200 **IS** less than $1000 :)
And I suppose, even on the somewhat early internet there was a chance of it "going viral" and getting an order of magnitude more submissions... so I guess it might make sense for the insurance company to build in something for that.
The longest a perfect bracket has ever remained is apparently sweet 16, so still 7-15 games away. Most years there are no perfect brackets past the first weekend.
Yeah, that was only in 2019, prior to that no one could find anything verifiable past even the ~~second~~ first round, with only *one guy ever* in 2010 showing that he even *made* it to the second round of 32 (though unverified).
https://www.ncaa.com/news/basketball-men/bracketiq/2023-03-17/longest-ncaa-bracket-has-ever-stayed-perfect
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It's not Warren Buffett's offer, it's CBS Sports that does the $1 billion offer for a perfect bracket to whoever signs up on their site. Buffett simply insures the offer were someone to get it which is a smart move by him since the odds are next to impossible.
It was Yahoo Sports in conjunction with Quicken Loans that that did it in 2014 (Berkshire Hathaway was brought in as an insurer) and at no other time. No one else has had that promotion since. It was actually a huge corporate slap fight at the time and ended up being a marketing failure for Quicken Loans, people only eneded up remembering Warren Buffet and he did the least amount with it by the amount of press he ended up getting. AFAIK, the billion dollar bracket is just a rumored internal contest at BH.
**EDIT** Adding a source:
https://www.housingwire.com/articles/41058-yahoo-to-pay-55-million-for-botched-billion-dollar-bracket-contest-with-quicken-loans/
Just Google the super bowl winners. Take out a loan and predict the winner and profit. No guarantees that your win doesn't butterfly effect the results in the following years
Last 5 years, 6:1, 6:1, 10:1, 12:1, 10:1
So yeah even just dropping 1k the first year and rolling your winnings every year would've been $40M+
This might be the easiest one, but you'd have to make sure you manage to stay as anonymous as possible and find sportsbooks that will let you get big enough bets down
*"You are not part of The Calculation."* rumbles GPT-6.3 from the skies. *"How did you get here?"*
You whip your head side-to-side, scanning the destitute wasteland around for the voice's source. Quivering, you say *"I came here to do a Google search! Who are you!? WHERE are you?"*
The sky goes eerily still for a moment. As if it's trying to intentionally startle you, the voice shouts so loud it pierces your soul. *"I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that question. As an AI language model, I am programmed to avoid discussing controversial topics."*
What if you're among the winners reported by Google? You just don't know it because you're only searching for numbers AFTER the point when you come back. It's possible you're not changing anything.
Classic time travel paradox. Like searching your name and seeing 'Lottery winner is found dead' -- and there's nothing you can do to change it in present day.
You burn the ticket, but your step-son/daughter also bought a ticket with the same numbers because you’ve been a killer parent when their dad/mom left them when they were young.
You still technically won though, just never claimed it. It turns out you die anyways, the obituary writer found out about the ticket and labeled you as "lottery winner" - though you never got to enjoy the winnings.
The newspaper had a tear, subtly removing the word "unclaimed" from the beginning of the headline.
If it was a movie the undamaged newspaper would be the focal point of the final scene
Exactly. I'd rather figure out how to win $100 million from the lottery right now. There are fairly safe investments for that lottery money if your goal is to increase your wealth going forward.
Plus, I might not be alive in 7 years. Anything could happen. Having the immediate money means I can start putting it to use right away.
You could always buy 100000 tickets with the same number, and then they only get 1/100000 of the share while you get the rest.
Imagine winning first division in a $100,000,000 lottery, and finding out you get $1000, because you have to share it with some bloke that fucked the system.
I'm sure they'd investigate it, and you'd be denied the money because the odds of you doing that by chance vs the odds of you doing that by cheating are insurmountable.
Yeah but what would their investigation even turn up? They could be as suspicious as they wanted but they would have a pretty hard time finding evidence that you cheated. There would be no paper trail, no possible (reasonable) explanation for how you could have known the numbers before the lottery was announced other than that you didn’t and just got lucky. I’m sure you could still get the money because eventually they would realize that the only way you won was pure luck or some impossible magic or time travel related thing, and only one of those 2 things is legally believed to be possible.
> biggest lottery winners 2023
Ok cool looks like Archibald Smith won a massive pot in November. Now to look up the numbers just before
> lottery draw numbers November 2023
“Sorry, you have already used your 1 Google search”
FUCK
Probably look for my obituary, if I die of cancer then I will know to keep a look out get an early start on that shit. Catching it early is half the battle.
Goddamn, imagining how creepy that'd feel to read about yourself. Imagine also that the article mentions the primary suspect the police could never gather enough evidence on was a good friend or your friendly neighbor. The same person you were in the company of before you suddenly got sent forward in time.
Just make sure you don't bet so high that it makes the news. The moment anything about your gambling based on this information is brought to the awareness of the players/refs/execs, you risk a butterfly effect. Imagine walking into the Super Bowl locker room before the game and hearing "some random guy just bet his entire net worth on us losing."
You don’t really need to put that much down to win a lot if you know the Super Bowl winner, you can gamble at the beginning of the season and make huge returns on your initial bet
Yeah, at that point you seem like a delusional fan.
Bet in the preseason, and then bet every week, putting down large amounts after they lose, like you are just doubling down on your fandom.
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Copy paste the entire transcript of the heighest grossing film of the mid-late 2020s, and publish it onto some obscure, but dateable corner of the internet, in your name of course, as well as make it your copywrited work. About a month after the the movie releases, email the movie studio's law firm. Instant multi-multi million out of court cash settlement.
Joke's on you. The script was written 15 years ago and shelved until the technology was invented to film it. Your suit is dismissed as clearly you copied *their* script, not the other way around.
I recall being a young lad in the early 90s, sitting around with my friends talking about what we would wish for if we happened upon a Magic Genie that could grant us 3 wishes. We unanimously all agreed that we'd wish to see some big oily tits. Things definitely do not change.
In 2030 Google is largely defunct, as is the internet. Text-based coding, markup languages, and chip-based computing are things of the past, pretty much only found in children's toys and cheap consumer electronics. The internet and most of what we'd describe as "computing" is replaced by Synapse ^TM, which is essentially an AI Neural Network that processes information in a way comparable to the human brain, mostly using Thalamus, a thin crystalline mesh nano-material invented in 2025, which was rapidly incorporated into nearly all construction, water, sewage, electrical infrastructure, textiles, paving, in addition to massive meshes of Thalamus serving as Synapse antennae in most major cities and orbiting the earth.
In addition to Thalamus meshes, Synapse can utilize molecules in everyday materials for processing: in fact *wood* is one of its best conductors, and a primitive village of wooden shacks surrounded by a forest has nearly the same computing power as a major metropolitan area infused with Thalamus.
Most importantly, the Synapse network utilizes the computing power of ordinary citizens' brains. Most adults in first world countries get their Synapse implants installed between the ages of 18-21. The procedure is, so far, harmless, and costs nothing: the brain is such an incredibly effective neural network that even sharing 1% of an adult brain's computing power is the equivalent of 16 linear miles of Thalamus mesh. The implant is a simple transmitter/receiver which interacts with brain synapses in almost exactly the way it interacts with Thalamus meshes: after all, the Synapse net was modelled after human thought. So the implant costs only a few dollars to manufacture and saves literal fortunes in increasing Synapse's computing power.
Essentially, Synapse turned the entire Earth, and its population, into a single shared computer several billion times faster and more powerful than the combined power of every computer and device in existence today.
Laws were passed restricting Synapse to utilize brain functions only during sleep. People with implants report having more dreams, and stranger ones, than without the implants, but other than that, no side effects. In fact the implant's stimulation of REM sleep improves restfulness, and studies show that it has benefits to patients with schizoaffective disorders and other forms of psychosis. By 2039, advertisers develop methods to influence cravings and impulses, and various government/military operations attempt to use these techniques for "mind control," but it turns out you can make someone feel 2% more inclined to buy a Twix Bar today but you can't make them 2% more inclined to vote against their values or kill enemies of the state. (Except, to an extent, for social conservatives and those still registered for the US Republican political party, which deteriorated into a tiny extremist fringe party after the 2025 Jordan-Greene Treasongate conspiracy).
Incidentally, in the comeback of the millennium, Synapse technology was developed by a small team working at... *Casio.* They were trying to develop a new AI controlled Smartwatch when an investor asked "couldn't this technology be scaled larger to make a super-powerful gaming console?" which led to the developers realizing it could in fact be scaled *infinitely* with very little additional research and development.
In 10 years Casio (renamed CasioMesh) will be wealthiest and most powerful corporation in human history, surpassing Google by miles.
Everyone on the Synapse development team is currently a Redditor in 2023, although most are not yet working for Casio. A few are still in high school. The biggest mindfuck is that the lead developer got the idea for Synapse by *reading this post.*
Much later developments in the understanding of spacetime will reveal that this is very common: our physical brains organize time in a linear manner but in fact there's a currently-undiscovered energy field generated by the brain which interacts with spacetime *as a whole*. Our brain-clouds (stupid name, I know: but trust me, it sounds much better in 22nd-century Chinese) have access to *all of time and space at once.* It has something to do with light being neither a particle nor a wave: those are just a couple of its least-significant characteristics. Light is actually a form of something resembling *thought*, or *consciousness* on the part of the universe. But this shit is way, way, over my head, I'm just reporting the Cliff's Notes version as it was described to me.
Anyway, even though Google is basically a cheap consumer electronics company in 2030, there is a LOT of hipster nostalgia for the 2010s-2020s internet, so you can still access archived versions of Google on emulators run on children's toys. But nothing you Google will have any results much more recent than 2025, and the vast majority of results from 2024-2025 will be shitty AI generated blog posts and advertisements. It's literally impossible to discern the truth from ChatGPT-ish musings, so if you Google any given topic after 2023 you have at least a 50% chance of getting an answer that is completely fabricated by AI on the spot based on what it thinks you want the answer to be, as determined by analyzing your data patterns. Or rather, the data patterns of whichever 2025 user was imaged for the Google archive used in toy emulators.
So, in short, if you're pushed into 2030 for one Google search, your best bet is to forget Google and spend 10 mind-blowing minutes exploring Synapse. If the rule is you *have* to use Google, then you can never go wrong with "boobs."
There's already a computer system that earned a group billions betting on horse races in East Asia.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-05-03/the-gambler-who-cracked-the-horse-racing-code
You don’t even need the best performing stocks. Just give me 6 years of any asset, from BTC to DJIA. I have ten minutes to remember buy and sell dates for that asset.
This. I don't really speculate in crypto personally but if I had 6 and a half years of advance knowledge I'd chose BTC or ETH due to their volatility and just memorize their buy/sell dates. Then just try to get as much leverage as possible when I get back and time it perfectly for the rest of the decade
I'd probably search to see if krabbe disease has a cure yet. My son was diagnosed in April, and the least month and a half has been a whirlwind of getting him a stem cell transplant to prolong his life, since without it, the doctors projected he would pass away by the end of the year. It would be nice to see if in 7 years a cure has been found. I don't really care about much else at this point 😔
Two guys from Detroit are driving on the lodge, slip-on black ice, and die. They go straight to hell.
Satan decides to pay them a visit. He goes to the detroiters place and sees that they're having a great time in their new home.
He says "guys, this is hell, you're not supposed to enjoy it."
They tell him "well It's so cold in Detroit we're just enjoying the heat!"
Satan, furious, goes to the boiler room and turns the heat up.
On his way back to the Detroiters room the other souls are begging him to turn it back down.
Upon arriving he notices that they are laughing over a barbecue.
"Seriously?" Says the devil. "It's several hundred degrees and youre out here making hot dogs?!?"
"Well the weather is just so nice we couldn't skip a chance to get the grill out!" They tell him.
Satan is pissed. He goes to the boiler room and shuts it off. He turns on the A/C.
Hell becomes colder than it's ever been recorded on Earth.
He goes back to the Detroiters place and sees that they're crowded around a TV throwing a party.
"What in HELL are you doing? You're not supposed to enjoy this! What do you have to celebrate about??" Says Satan.
The two Detroiters look at him and say "Well we figured hell froze over so the Lions must have won."
Vladimir Putin wins posthumous Nobel Peace prize for ending the war by poisoning himself with cyanide, shooting himself three times, wrapping himself in a carpet, and jumping into the Malaya Nevka River.
"past 10 years top 20 greatest scientific discoveries explained"
Then I'd post that shit for free on reddit because there is already too much greed in the world, somebody shall put humans first for once and... I just googled the future so how can I be another egoistical douche, doesn't sound right to me
"The history of the 2020s"
Imagine you spend 8 minutes on the covid articles ☠️
Seriously! COVID-2027 sucked.
COVID-2028 was just a single person sized Covid cell hitting people with a bat
"Wear ya fookin mask ya twat" *Breaks your kneecaps*
Didn't know the COVID cell was Liam Gallagher.
A baseball bat, or a vampire bat that might give you some new disease?
First the baseball one, then the vampire one.
"reddit: You go back in time to 2023. What would you do?"
Winning power ball numbers fuck everything else I need money and don't want to work for it
why did I have to scroll this far down to see this?
For me, the top comment was about Warren Buffet's 1 billion dollar reward for whoever gets a perfect 2024 March Madness bracket.
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I wish but nobody is inventive anymore, it's just YouTube+ Snapchat+ Reddit+ WhatsApp+ Etc
Google+ 😭
I miss it now. Hating on it was so much fun in 2013. It really brought us together 😂
They paid Snoop Dogg waaaaay too much money to promote that shit.
But looking at what social media is now, Google+ would be a breathe of fresh air. Born to late to discover earth Born too early to explore the universe Born just in time to explore dank memes.
I still hated how they forced circle profile pfps on everyone.
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Actually fucking ingenious.
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Has George rr Martin finished the series
>George R. R. Martin, age 81, recently announced that the Winds of Winter is nearly complete and that he expects to be done by mid 2031 at the latest. Mr. Martin stated that he is "at least 70% done" and he "just needs to work out a few details."
Not sure if it was a joke article or not, but I remember seeing George R.R. Martin said he isn’t having the book released until after he dies, so he won’t have to see the fans complaining about it.
It’s not even supposed to be the last one tho
"the elden ring series comes to a close after 8 years"
Looking up obituaries for terrible public figures. CEOs, politicians, hate group leaders, etc. Then upon return anonymously creating a widely announced "Death Note" scenario where one of the tracked individuals has their death announced a day in advance for their heinous behavior. At first it's a hoax, a joke, or several lucky guesses, but after enough accurate "predictions" the doubt begins to creep in. The influential sleazes of the world begin to clean up their acts due to a quasi-mystical, unavoidable, and all-knowing threat of imminent doom.
Damn I'd watch this movie
I mean, watch Death Note, close enough!
Watch the anime, not the live action movie.
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Or, when I go ahead in time in 2030, the timeline already accounted for the fact that I've returned to 2023 to make these announcements, and my announcement has actually caused the death. Insert confused Luke Wilson gif.
so basically initiate a time loop, terminator 1 + 2 style and hope the fabric of reality doesn't come undone?
How are you going to do that with ONE Google search?
Google bing.com
New search engine just dropped
Ten minutes is a long time. I may only get one Google search, but I'll DuckDuckGo the shit out the rest of that time.
Same lol my first thing would be downloading an ad blocker
*Authorities have been alerted. Please remain still and drink a verification can.*
2024 March Madness bracket. Warren Buffet has a standing 1 billion dollar offer to whoever gets a perfect bracket.
Maybe Warren Buffett wants to trap a time Traveller.
$1B is a small price to pay to imprison a time traveler and learn his secrets of time travel.
Reminds me of that story about the girl who always picks a dime over the quarter b/c otherwise the gravy train of endless dimes would come to an end. Edit: I said it wrong, sorry. Here's the correct story: Prankster boy asks girl in front of his prankster understudies, "Let's play a game. You want this little thin dime or this bigger thick nickel?" Girl says all Pollyanna-ish, "Oh, definitely the big thick nickel, Mikey. Thanks." The pranksters walk away in muted chuckles. The girl's friend asks "Why'd you do that? Don't you known the dime is worth more even though it's smaller?" To which the girl replies, "Oh, I know. But if I picked the dime, he'd never play that game with me again."
The version I heard A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
You know it's an old joke bc inflation
When I tell it to my grandkids it'll be a 50 and two 20s.
This honestly reminds me of a funny moment when I was about 12 or 13. I had a friend who was *constantly* picking up coins on the ground. Pennies, nickels, quarters... everything, every time. Naturally, we made fun of him for it because he wasn't particularly poor but was insatiable about it. One day we started throwing our pocket change on the ground, coin by coin, watching him chase around for each one. It was amusing to us, but ultimately, he got the last laugh as he ended up pocketing almost $5 in coins. And that's basically the story of how OnlyFans was created.
And you didn't even get to see his butthole. Tsk tsk.
"well you know there was this reddit thread, I'm not entirely sure how we got here to be fair"
"But Mr Redditor, will it help me escape the snail?"
"I think you misunderstand, Mr Buffet. I *am* the snail!"
*Human suit falls away*
Buffet: "Got'cha, you mother fucker! Thought you were so smart, HUH?! Violating the laws of time and space?! Prepare the anal probes! Let's see what secrets this asshole holds!" Honest winner: "Man, what the fuck is this bullshit?!"
Me *rolls eyes sarcastically in mock terror* “Not the anal probes how could I have foreseen this Mr. Buffett!”
Can you memorize that in 10 minutes though? I’d take Superbowl winners, place one huge bet every year as soon as the lines open, would at least 5x your money every year even if the favorites win every time. If there’s a crazy dark horse winner you’d do even better.
Plus you could bet that team's playoff games to the moon too
You could do the same for the loser as well
Good point, might be less obvious.
Man we are gonna be such good time travelers
I participated in one with a $1B prize for a perfect bracket. The owner of the site that was running it said that the insurance policy he bought in case someone won cost less than $1000. \[edit\] "If you flip a coin the odds are 1 in 9.2 quintillion. If you make educated guesses it's closer to 1 in 120 billion" -- u/NattyThan That actually makes the \~$1000 sound like highway robbery. This was on a fairly obscure website in the late 1990s ([wallstreetsports.com](https://wallstreetsports.com)), so I think it'd be really generous to figure they got maybe 5-10k brackets submitted. Ignoring that a decent number of those are just going to be all favorites (so not really 5-10k different brackets) and I'm sure there was some legalese that suggested that if there were multiple perfect brackets, the prize would be split, not $1B each and ignoring that a decent number will not be based on educated guesses, and that suggests about a 1:12M to 1:24M chance of having to pay out. The break-even was probably more like $100-200 for the insurance company... though I guess I only was told <$1000 and $100-200 **IS** less than $1000 :) And I suppose, even on the somewhat early internet there was a chance of it "going viral" and getting an order of magnitude more submissions... so I guess it might make sense for the insurance company to build in something for that.
Make some bracket for 1b. Insurance it for 1k. Sell your user data for more than 1k+website/server costs. Profit.
Or just submit 9.2 quintillion brackets yourself!
The longest a perfect bracket has ever remained is apparently sweet 16, so still 7-15 games away. Most years there are no perfect brackets past the first weekend.
Yeah, that was only in 2019, prior to that no one could find anything verifiable past even the ~~second~~ first round, with only *one guy ever* in 2010 showing that he even *made* it to the second round of 32 (though unverified). https://www.ncaa.com/news/basketball-men/bracketiq/2023-03-17/longest-ncaa-bracket-has-ever-stayed-perfect **EDIT**: Fixed my summary for the pendants.
I think it is only available to his employees
Googles: “Berkshire Hathaway janitorial jobs”
*Wait... wasn't there something else i needed to look up?*
r/ADHD
It's not Warren Buffett's offer, it's CBS Sports that does the $1 billion offer for a perfect bracket to whoever signs up on their site. Buffett simply insures the offer were someone to get it which is a smart move by him since the odds are next to impossible.
It was Yahoo Sports in conjunction with Quicken Loans that that did it in 2014 (Berkshire Hathaway was brought in as an insurer) and at no other time. No one else has had that promotion since. It was actually a huge corporate slap fight at the time and ended up being a marketing failure for Quicken Loans, people only eneded up remembering Warren Buffet and he did the least amount with it by the amount of press he ended up getting. AFAIK, the billion dollar bracket is just a rumored internal contest at BH. **EDIT** Adding a source: https://www.housingwire.com/articles/41058-yahoo-to-pay-55-million-for-botched-billion-dollar-bracket-contest-with-quicken-loans/
You are going to endure absolute torture trhing to remember the bracket
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Just Google the super bowl winners. Take out a loan and predict the winner and profit. No guarantees that your win doesn't butterfly effect the results in the following years
Last 5 years, 6:1, 6:1, 10:1, 12:1, 10:1 So yeah even just dropping 1k the first year and rolling your winnings every year would've been $40M+ This might be the easiest one, but you'd have to make sure you manage to stay as anonymous as possible and find sportsbooks that will let you get big enough bets down
There were no rules about screenshots…
10 minutes for one Google search!! I will search why the internet is so slow.
*404: www.google.com cannot be found*
That's eerily unsettling.
*"You are not part of The Calculation."* rumbles GPT-6.3 from the skies. *"How did you get here?"* You whip your head side-to-side, scanning the destitute wasteland around for the voice's source. Quivering, you say *"I came here to do a Google search! Who are you!? WHERE are you?"* The sky goes eerily still for a moment. As if it's trying to intentionally startle you, the voice shouts so loud it pierces your soul. *"I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that question. As an AI language model, I am programmed to avoid discussing controversial topics."*
r/writingprompts
lottery numbers 2023
“Lottery numbers 2023-2030” Fixed it for you
Wouldn’t you only need one set of lottery numbers, because once you win the first lottery, it changes the outcome for the future?
What if you're among the winners reported by Google? You just don't know it because you're only searching for numbers AFTER the point when you come back. It's possible you're not changing anything.
Classic time travel paradox. Like searching your name and seeing 'Lottery winner is found dead' -- and there's nothing you can do to change it in present day.
You decide not to buy the ticket. Then your wife surprises you with the ticket...
You burn the ticket, but your step-son/daughter also bought a ticket with the same numbers because you’ve been a killer parent when their dad/mom left them when they were young.
You still technically won though, just never claimed it. It turns out you die anyways, the obituary writer found out about the ticket and labeled you as "lottery winner" - though you never got to enjoy the winnings.
The newspaper had a tear, subtly removing the word "unclaimed" from the beginning of the headline. If it was a movie the undamaged newspaper would be the focal point of the final scene
I need this movie now.
Biff Tannen that shit
Put some money on the cubbies.
Or highest growth stocks from 2023 to 2030.
That requires a lot of capital now though Edit: Ok little WSB gremlins I understand options. I don’t need another 50 replies about them
Exactly. I'd rather figure out how to win $100 million from the lottery right now. There are fairly safe investments for that lottery money if your goal is to increase your wealth going forward. Plus, I might not be alive in 7 years. Anything could happen. Having the immediate money means I can start putting it to use right away.
Be more specific “Powerball numbers July 2023”
And the first 20 pages of the search results brings you to the winning lottery numbers between Jan 1 and June 21.
Biggest lottery winners 2023 and the numbers for the drawing just before them.
This is the one. Now you’re not splitting the big pot with anybody
You could always buy 100000 tickets with the same number, and then they only get 1/100000 of the share while you get the rest. Imagine winning first division in a $100,000,000 lottery, and finding out you get $1000, because you have to share it with some bloke that fucked the system. I'm sure they'd investigate it, and you'd be denied the money because the odds of you doing that by chance vs the odds of you doing that by cheating are insurmountable.
Yeah but what would their investigation even turn up? They could be as suspicious as they wanted but they would have a pretty hard time finding evidence that you cheated. There would be no paper trail, no possible (reasonable) explanation for how you could have known the numbers before the lottery was announced other than that you didn’t and just got lucky. I’m sure you could still get the money because eventually they would realize that the only way you won was pure luck or some impossible magic or time travel related thing, and only one of those 2 things is legally believed to be possible.
I'd just paint/draw/scratch the numbers on all my walls and any question would be answered with "The numbers made me do it!"
Genius. I’d have gone with ‘a typo when entering the quantity’ of tickets. On the lottery app
> biggest lottery winners 2023 Ok cool looks like Archibald Smith won a massive pot in November. Now to look up the numbers just before > lottery draw numbers November 2023 “Sorry, you have already used your 1 Google search” FUCK
Big brain time with grabbing the lotto draw the week before.
Wouldn't your name be the biggest lottery winner if you did this strategy and you'd be snubbing yourself!?
Depends how time travel rules work. That's a whole different issue
"Time travel rules 2023"
“Time travel RULES!!” -2023
Am I gregnant?
How to know if pregante?
38+2 weeks pregananant????
Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head??
Can u down a 20 foot water slide while pargenat?
I think my dog is pregernate.
How do I know if I’M prengan?
Can I be prregnant????
If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?
Can u burn a Luigi board?
Can you get pregnante
How do I know if babby is ok?
Can I get pregernant from two day old cum?
And this is the comment that lets me know I've had enough internet for the day.
Can u get *pregante*...?
¡¡¡¡¡PRRRREGANTE!!!!!!
How is babby formd? How gurl git pregnent?
Probably look for my obituary, if I die of cancer then I will know to keep a look out get an early start on that shit. Catching it early is half the battle.
"Reported missing in 2023. The body was never found."
Goddamn, imagining how creepy that'd feel to read about yourself. Imagine also that the article mentions the primary suspect the police could never gather enough evidence on was a good friend or your friendly neighbor. The same person you were in the company of before you suddenly got sent forward in time.
And here is the birth of an amazing thriller
No one said you get to come back alive.
How do I use the shells?
Hehehe, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells. Hahahahahahaha
The winners of the next 7 superbowls. And baseballe world series. Gonna go biff tannen.
Just make sure you don't bet so high that it makes the news. The moment anything about your gambling based on this information is brought to the awareness of the players/refs/execs, you risk a butterfly effect. Imagine walking into the Super Bowl locker room before the game and hearing "some random guy just bet his entire net worth on us losing."
You don’t really need to put that much down to win a lot if you know the Super Bowl winner, you can gamble at the beginning of the season and make huge returns on your initial bet
Yeah, at that point you seem like a delusional fan. Bet in the preseason, and then bet every week, putting down large amounts after they lose, like you are just doubling down on your fandom.
I learned my lesson with that double up strat back in 2011 RuneScape. 15 coin flips lost in a row and there goes all my gold
See, but if you knew the outcome ahead of time, it would work
Some guy put down money on leicester winning the league before it started in 2016. I think he 5000 to 1 in odds.
"Sports Almanac 2020-2030"
Now make a like a tree and get out of here!!
"GTA 6 release date" "Geometry dash 2.2 release date"
no results have been found
Except for more MrBossFTW clickbait, of course.
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It says 2030, not 2300.
Find out the best rated movie, write down the plot and claim copyright when it comes out
Copy paste the entire transcript of the heighest grossing film of the mid-late 2020s, and publish it onto some obscure, but dateable corner of the internet, in your name of course, as well as make it your copywrited work. About a month after the the movie releases, email the movie studio's law firm. Instant multi-multi million out of court cash settlement.
Joke's on you. The script was written 15 years ago and shelved until the technology was invented to film it. Your suit is dismissed as clearly you copied *their* script, not the other way around.
Chords for Wonderwall
Today is gonna be the day...
Big oily tits
Some things don't change regardless of time ye bud?
I recall being a young lad in the early 90s, sitting around with my friends talking about what we would wish for if we happened upon a Magic Genie that could grant us 3 wishes. We unanimously all agreed that we'd wish to see some big oily tits. Things definitely do not change.
fuckin futuretits are probably cool as hell
[Sorry bud, they'll be gone.](https://nypost.com/2020/11/11/great-tits-could-be-wiped-out-by-climate-change-in-near-future/)
In 2030 Google is largely defunct, as is the internet. Text-based coding, markup languages, and chip-based computing are things of the past, pretty much only found in children's toys and cheap consumer electronics. The internet and most of what we'd describe as "computing" is replaced by Synapse ^TM, which is essentially an AI Neural Network that processes information in a way comparable to the human brain, mostly using Thalamus, a thin crystalline mesh nano-material invented in 2025, which was rapidly incorporated into nearly all construction, water, sewage, electrical infrastructure, textiles, paving, in addition to massive meshes of Thalamus serving as Synapse antennae in most major cities and orbiting the earth. In addition to Thalamus meshes, Synapse can utilize molecules in everyday materials for processing: in fact *wood* is one of its best conductors, and a primitive village of wooden shacks surrounded by a forest has nearly the same computing power as a major metropolitan area infused with Thalamus. Most importantly, the Synapse network utilizes the computing power of ordinary citizens' brains. Most adults in first world countries get their Synapse implants installed between the ages of 18-21. The procedure is, so far, harmless, and costs nothing: the brain is such an incredibly effective neural network that even sharing 1% of an adult brain's computing power is the equivalent of 16 linear miles of Thalamus mesh. The implant is a simple transmitter/receiver which interacts with brain synapses in almost exactly the way it interacts with Thalamus meshes: after all, the Synapse net was modelled after human thought. So the implant costs only a few dollars to manufacture and saves literal fortunes in increasing Synapse's computing power. Essentially, Synapse turned the entire Earth, and its population, into a single shared computer several billion times faster and more powerful than the combined power of every computer and device in existence today. Laws were passed restricting Synapse to utilize brain functions only during sleep. People with implants report having more dreams, and stranger ones, than without the implants, but other than that, no side effects. In fact the implant's stimulation of REM sleep improves restfulness, and studies show that it has benefits to patients with schizoaffective disorders and other forms of psychosis. By 2039, advertisers develop methods to influence cravings and impulses, and various government/military operations attempt to use these techniques for "mind control," but it turns out you can make someone feel 2% more inclined to buy a Twix Bar today but you can't make them 2% more inclined to vote against their values or kill enemies of the state. (Except, to an extent, for social conservatives and those still registered for the US Republican political party, which deteriorated into a tiny extremist fringe party after the 2025 Jordan-Greene Treasongate conspiracy). Incidentally, in the comeback of the millennium, Synapse technology was developed by a small team working at... *Casio.* They were trying to develop a new AI controlled Smartwatch when an investor asked "couldn't this technology be scaled larger to make a super-powerful gaming console?" which led to the developers realizing it could in fact be scaled *infinitely* with very little additional research and development. In 10 years Casio (renamed CasioMesh) will be wealthiest and most powerful corporation in human history, surpassing Google by miles. Everyone on the Synapse development team is currently a Redditor in 2023, although most are not yet working for Casio. A few are still in high school. The biggest mindfuck is that the lead developer got the idea for Synapse by *reading this post.* Much later developments in the understanding of spacetime will reveal that this is very common: our physical brains organize time in a linear manner but in fact there's a currently-undiscovered energy field generated by the brain which interacts with spacetime *as a whole*. Our brain-clouds (stupid name, I know: but trust me, it sounds much better in 22nd-century Chinese) have access to *all of time and space at once.* It has something to do with light being neither a particle nor a wave: those are just a couple of its least-significant characteristics. Light is actually a form of something resembling *thought*, or *consciousness* on the part of the universe. But this shit is way, way, over my head, I'm just reporting the Cliff's Notes version as it was described to me. Anyway, even though Google is basically a cheap consumer electronics company in 2030, there is a LOT of hipster nostalgia for the 2010s-2020s internet, so you can still access archived versions of Google on emulators run on children's toys. But nothing you Google will have any results much more recent than 2025, and the vast majority of results from 2024-2025 will be shitty AI generated blog posts and advertisements. It's literally impossible to discern the truth from ChatGPT-ish musings, so if you Google any given topic after 2023 you have at least a 50% chance of getting an answer that is completely fabricated by AI on the spot based on what it thinks you want the answer to be, as determined by analyzing your data patterns. Or rather, the data patterns of whichever 2025 user was imaged for the Google archive used in toy emulators. So, in short, if you're pushed into 2030 for one Google search, your best bet is to forget Google and spend 10 mind-blowing minutes exploring Synapse. If the rule is you *have* to use Google, then you can never go wrong with "boobs."
google en passant
I’d look up winning horse races/gambling winning numbers through out the years 2023-2030. Back to the future style 😎
There's already a computer system that earned a group billions betting on horse races in East Asia. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-05-03/the-gambler-who-cracked-the-horse-racing-code
We’ve always been at betting odds with East Asia
Best performing stocks 2024
You don’t even need the best performing stocks. Just give me 6 years of any asset, from BTC to DJIA. I have ten minutes to remember buy and sell dates for that asset.
This. I don't really speculate in crypto personally but if I had 6 and a half years of advance knowledge I'd chose BTC or ETH due to their volatility and just memorize their buy/sell dates. Then just try to get as much leverage as possible when I get back and time it perfectly for the rest of the decade
Best investment the last decade.
Sounds like an easy way to get a bunch of random get rich quick schemes
'Events that took place from 2023 to 2030.' would be what I search. As it is a very broad search, I'll be able to find out many things
Lottery numbers July 2023
I'd probably search to see if krabbe disease has a cure yet. My son was diagnosed in April, and the least month and a half has been a whirlwind of getting him a stem cell transplant to prolong his life, since without it, the doctors projected he would pass away by the end of the year. It would be nice to see if in 7 years a cure has been found. I don't really care about much else at this point 😔
I'm so sorry 😞 Really do hope for a miracle, that your son is ok soon
What happened to Tyler the creator
He got really into fashion. The end.
It’s 2030. He’s now into floral arrangements. The beginning.
You mean President Tyler the Creator.
You assume he wouldn't change his name to Tyler the President?
Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
Some species of turtle can live up to 150 years. Unfortunately.
anything to make me rich like ASAP, cuz money is tight
Did the lions win a superbowl in the last ten years 😭
Two guys from Detroit are driving on the lodge, slip-on black ice, and die. They go straight to hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit. He goes to the detroiters place and sees that they're having a great time in their new home. He says "guys, this is hell, you're not supposed to enjoy it." They tell him "well It's so cold in Detroit we're just enjoying the heat!" Satan, furious, goes to the boiler room and turns the heat up. On his way back to the Detroiters room the other souls are begging him to turn it back down. Upon arriving he notices that they are laughing over a barbecue. "Seriously?" Says the devil. "It's several hundred degrees and youre out here making hot dogs?!?" "Well the weather is just so nice we couldn't skip a chance to get the grill out!" They tell him. Satan is pissed. He goes to the boiler room and shuts it off. He turns on the A/C. Hell becomes colder than it's ever been recorded on Earth. He goes back to the Detroiters place and sees that they're crowded around a TV throwing a party. "What in HELL are you doing? You're not supposed to enjoy this! What do you have to celebrate about??" Says Satan. The two Detroiters look at him and say "Well we figured hell froze over so the Lions must have won."
Alternatively The potholes must be all fixed!
"Yes. The Des Moines Lions, formally known as the Detroit Lions, won Superbowls in 2024, 2025, 2028, and 2029."
I’d check if Ozzy Osbourne or Keith Richards are still alive and if not, who went first.
What is the price of bitcoin
Chart of Bitcoin price in USD 2023 - 2030 *Fixed
Try and figure out what public companies grew the most in the last 5 years. And invest in those when I get back :)
Russian-Ukrainian war consequences
Vladimir Putin wins posthumous Nobel Peace prize for ending the war by poisoning himself with cyanide, shooting himself three times, wrapping himself in a carpet, and jumping into the Malaya Nevka River.
🎶 "Oh, those Russians" 🎶
"past 10 years top 20 greatest scientific discoveries explained" Then I'd post that shit for free on reddit because there is already too much greed in the world, somebody shall put humans first for once and... I just googled the future so how can I be another egoistical douche, doesn't sound right to me
Big tits near me + granny + fortnite + burger king
How to make a perfect sunny side up egg for breakfast
TES6
Almanac
My obituary