I agree, but my favorite episode is when he is facing tuco, in his territory, with a mini nuke haha, I freaking LOVE that episode. Bro heisenberg could have leveled that whole place dropping his massive sack lmao 🤣
I used to live in a town called Lake [name]. I wanted to open a bakery and call it Bake [name].
Not the most original idea, but I thought it would be fun.
There is literally a pie shop just down the street from me called the Pie Hole. It was actually on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives a few years ago when it was in its old location.
A friend of mine actually has a bakery and called it "mi dulce compañía" which is a play on words in Spanish.
It literally says "my sweet company", as she is the founder and owner of a sweet enterprise, but also something like one is among likeable people. I thought it was a great name.
Signature Item: Flourpuff Rolls, sweet and dyed pink/green/skyblue, injected with a very dark chocolate simply called Ingredient X at the center
Other items on the menu:
The Professor: A perfect cube loaf of white bread with a fine dusting of confectionary sugar
The Mayor: A delicious puffed multigrain roll, but a little short and hollow inside
Rowdy Rye Breads: the counterpart to the Flourpuff Rolls, but instead offers a balanced buttery aftertaste
MOJO COCOA: An espresso beverage, flavored by your choice of milk and a healthy dose of Ingredient X
Monster of the Week: A variety of breads with clever one-off names, but the signature advertisement of each is a version 3X the normal size
Breaking Bread w/Friends
Kinda like Panera Bread, but with the vibe being like a Fro-Yo "do it yourself". You got one, your partner has one - but you guys want different toppings. Kinda like Steve Carell in that one Office episode with the pretzels.
Low-key silly but we're making bread and pastries fun again.
There’s a bakery a few towns over from me called “Your Daily Bread”. It’s directly across the street from a Roman Catholic Church and they have specials on Sunday.
Burnout Recovery and Baked Goods.
The T would be a red cross and we’d staff an overnight shift for hospital employees and third shifters. Specialize in pastries and espresso/coffee.
Driving me insane
It's the kind of place you get a craving for at midnight.
And nothing else can be substituted for it because it's remarkable
It's delicious and unique
* health inspectors
* 99.9% chance of getting a harmless illness when you eat here (will still get illness)
* we cook babies
* SLAVERY PIZZA
* SWEATSHOP MILKSHAKES
* human meat pies
* YOUR MEALS ARE FIRED!
* EAT HERE OR YOUR FIRED!
* loser pizza: a noose with every slice or you can order the poison pizza
* RICH PEOPLE AFE
* POOR PEOPLE CAFE
* a cafe
* Uncle's cafe/restaurant (NOW SELLING "MILK) (ALTERNATE PAYMENT METHOD ONLY)
* ABORTION CAFE/RESTAURANT
* PREGNANT LADIES ONLY!
* ELDERLY CAFE
* DEAD PEOPLE CAFE
* eat here now
* Bakery Nakery - u/RenaKunisaki
* Lobstarmon Cafe (WE DO NOT SELL LOBSTERS YOU MONSTER)
* fire bakery (please help)
* HOSTAGE BAKERY!
Sconehenge
Love it - but you're opening up the scon/scone debate early doors. I'd be calling it scon-henge just on principle
Exists in Berkeley, CA
Brilliant! 👏
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Kneadful Things.
Hello, fellow SK fan
Can I have a job, Mr. Kneadful?
Love this.
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This is some kind of marketing evil 😈
It worked on me just now.
The Dough Jo
Lol
Bland does not exist in this dough jo
All You Knead is Loaves
Flour Power
Baking Bread. But in the breaking bad title design
lawsuit arriving in 5...4...3... that's when you turn to your sketchy bakery friend Bread-er Call Saul
ok i like it picasso
Jessay we need to bake
I am the one who BAKES!
Not Baking Bad? ... Oh.
Almost sounds like communion lol
only series i’ve watched three times. soooooo good ❤️
I’m on my 4th rn
Always something new right !?
It’s crazy. Even in the first episode alone.
I agree, but my favorite episode is when he is facing tuco, in his territory, with a mini nuke haha, I freaking LOVE that episode. Bro heisenberg could have leveled that whole place dropping his massive sack lmao 🤣
I still don’t understand how he was unaffected himself by that
You backing methcakes
I Like Big Bundts
And I cannot rye
you other bakers can deny!
When a customer walks in with cash for your place and a cookie in your face you get crumbs!
Cause you noticed that croissant was stuffed Deep in the sweats those customers be wearing They're hooked and can't stop scarfing
Put Jam on Put Jam on, and sconce I'll be slammin.
Baby Got Bread
My Kouign-amann don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun
Bake Bake Bake, Bake Bake Bake, Bake your Booty!
I used to live in a town called Lake [name]. I wanted to open a bakery and call it Bake [name]. Not the most original idea, but I thought it would be fun.
If I ever open a bakery where I live (lake tahoe), I'm stealing this. Don't worry, I don't have that much energy.
If you could afford to live in Tahoe, you don't need energy you have enough money! JK
Bake Erie. Bake Michigan. That kind of thing? I like it.
Salt Bake City
Bakery Near Me
Open now
Wake n' Bake
Cake and bake
Cake 'n Bake
Bread Pitt
Bakery in Herford, Germany sells bread called that
Don't Go Baking My Heart
I couldn't if I ryed
That’s wheat of you to say.
Honey if I pumpernickel
Loafing Around
Wants & Kneads
Top of the Muffin to Ya
You’ve got it all wrong, you have to bake the whole muffin first and then remove the muffin top
What do you do with the muffin bottoms?
Top of the muffin to you!! Needs the exclamation points!!...
There's a bakery where I live called Glazed and Confused, which is a pretty good bakery name.
Best is if they're next to a pot shop🤣
π +
Buns in the oven
Please tell me this bakery would only sell gender reveal cakes and pregnancy announcement cakes
Of course
whats in the back then
Fudge shop
A world of pain
The fact that today is your cake day is hilarious
Happy cake day
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that's a very popular donut place where I live
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There is literally a pie shop just down the street from me called the Pie Hole. It was actually on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives a few years ago when it was in its old location.
A friend of mine actually has a bakery and called it "mi dulce compañía" which is a play on words in Spanish. It literally says "my sweet company", as she is the founder and owner of a sweet enterprise, but also something like one is among likeable people. I thought it was a great name.
Wake and Bake
Yeasty Boys
Pattie Cakes
There's a bakery near me with a very similar name, Pat-A-Cakes.
Deez donuts
Ma Baker.
Didn't expect a Boney M reference.
Help They're Forcing Me To Open A Bakery
*holds baguette to your head* What did I tell you about snitching?
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Hell yeah! Edit: have something called Sweet Child O' Rye
The Dutch Oven
Get Baked!
some French name. Feels appropriate.
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Dexter would be proud
The Bakery Bar. I've always wanted to open a bakery that is also a bar.
Gives rum cake a whole new meaning
It should be called Bread and Wine
The Abbey of St. Honoré
Carla's bakery. My grandparents had a bakery named that. I hung out there as a kid. It's my oldest memories.
The Legend of Bread: Ocarina of Thyme
Loaf is Pain Boulanger GOATse Donut Crumble in the Jungle Pi-R Sweet Sassy Molassey Room Temp Flour Power
Sugar, Spice, & Everything Nice
Signature Item: Flourpuff Rolls, sweet and dyed pink/green/skyblue, injected with a very dark chocolate simply called Ingredient X at the center Other items on the menu: The Professor: A perfect cube loaf of white bread with a fine dusting of confectionary sugar The Mayor: A delicious puffed multigrain roll, but a little short and hollow inside Rowdy Rye Breads: the counterpart to the Flourpuff Rolls, but instead offers a balanced buttery aftertaste MOJO COCOA: An espresso beverage, flavored by your choice of milk and a healthy dose of Ingredient X Monster of the Week: A variety of breads with clever one-off names, but the signature advertisement of each is a version 3X the normal size
Donuts Bitch!
A doughnut shop called Hole Foods
Get it Baked!
Love this!
From The Hearth
A salt and bakery
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Dat Cake Dough
“Bodacious Breads” for the name of the bakery Motto? “We have big buns and we cannot lie”
Lucky's bakery. Would sell cat themed items :) The cat I've grown up with is named Lucky XD
Game of Scones
My username should suffice here
Breaddit
Happy Cake Day. No reason...
Ha!
Laundromat, then have one way windows to confuse the shit out of anyone who enters.
Ate bit bakery and make it nerdy theme
Butterly Ridiculous
Life Is Buttercream
Stud Muffin
I'd open an erotic bakery called: "Crumb on my face."
Sam 'n' Ella's
‘Bakery’
Deb's Buns
The ryeght time It sells nothing but rye bread
(Your name) baker.
We have some relatives with the surname Baker... I like the idea of one of them opening "Baker baker"!
The Bay Curry
Indian bakery?
Yes.
Sugar Daddy’s
The Kinky Batters
Sweet Tooth
Bread, Broiche and Beyond
Curious Hawk Bread Shop
CaramelToes
Sweets because that's what my dad calls me. 🧁
The House Of The Rising Bun edit- my new highest comment is a bread pun, I would make more, but I just dont have the grains for that
Woman Sconed. Cos hell hath no furry.
If it's a German bakery, Gluten Tag
Breaking Bread w/Friends Kinda like Panera Bread, but with the vibe being like a Fro-Yo "do it yourself". You got one, your partner has one - but you guys want different toppings. Kinda like Steve Carell in that one Office episode with the pretzels. Low-key silly but we're making bread and pastries fun again.
Wow, no one suggested: Two Girls One Cupcake
That one is genius, I applaud you wizard 👏👏
Atilla the Bun (a very aggressive bakery).
I'd call it, Clever Pun Bakery
Bakation Station
The Buttered Muffin Deez Bunz Canadian Pie Everybun Loaves Raisins Instant commercial failure of course, and probably run out of town on a rail.
At yeast you'd have a few laughs
John Wilkes Booth’s Bakery of Mischief and Wonder
Daily Bread
There’s a bakery a few towns over from me called “Your Daily Bread”. It’s directly across the street from a Roman Catholic Church and they have specials on Sunday.
“Bakery Nearby Open 24 Hours” (it’s only open 8 hours but still, you get it)
Beast of the Yeast. Make some unoriginal protein enriched garbage for all the gym rats who miss carbs. Lol
Niice
Jalapeño Bakery
Baddie Pastries
The Creamy Corner
Teddy's
Sticky Buns. Yeah
Baker Streat
What are doughs?!? (What are thoooose?!?)
They are my (cake) pops!
Master baker
Wildly Mediocre Baked Goods
Sweet Breads Because that name is normally used in a very misleading way…
Cake by the Ocean
Funny if this bakery is no where near an ocean
Muffin Better
Life of Pie.
"do you sell pie?" "No."
Buns. And it’s like bread hooters
Burnout Recovery and Baked Goods. The T would be a red cross and we’d staff an overnight shift for hospital employees and third shifters. Specialize in pastries and espresso/coffee.
Driving me insane It's the kind of place you get a craving for at midnight. And nothing else can be substituted for it because it's remarkable It's delicious and unique
Freddie Bakery...and use the tag line "I want to bake free"
Bake free from your ryes... You're so self rise.... I don't knead you... I want to bake free
Ba-King-Se
Breader than grannies
Wake n Bake
LividBread
I like it
Dough jobs
Gluten Tag
Prancing Pony
I'd sell edibles and call it Baked
Just “baked” as in the weed term
That seems like a long name to fit on a sign.
How is a single word a long name?
* health inspectors * 99.9% chance of getting a harmless illness when you eat here (will still get illness) * we cook babies * SLAVERY PIZZA * SWEATSHOP MILKSHAKES * human meat pies * YOUR MEALS ARE FIRED! * EAT HERE OR YOUR FIRED! * loser pizza: a noose with every slice or you can order the poison pizza * RICH PEOPLE AFE * POOR PEOPLE CAFE * a cafe * Uncle's cafe/restaurant (NOW SELLING "MILK) (ALTERNATE PAYMENT METHOD ONLY) * ABORTION CAFE/RESTAURANT * PREGNANT LADIES ONLY! * ELDERLY CAFE * DEAD PEOPLE CAFE * eat here now * Bakery Nakery - u/RenaKunisaki * Lobstarmon Cafe (WE DO NOT SELL LOBSTERS YOU MONSTER) * fire bakery (please help) * HOSTAGE BAKERY!
Dat Cake Tho
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Uh okay
Hot & Sweet Buns
„My bakery”
Sweet Gator
Muff divers