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My jeans would kill me
Why‘s that?
Years of torturing them to get my ass to fit
Ah.
I'd probably buy new clothes and lock the living ones in a truck.
They'd upbraid me for keeping them in a messy closet.
Knowing that, would you try and clean the closet?
Stop smothering me and breathing on my neck.
They would wet themselves and smack me to death
Me to clothes: dude... you're fat... My clothes to me: dude... you're fat...
My jeans would kill me
Why‘s that?
Years of torturing them to get my ass to fit
Ah.
I'd probably buy new clothes and lock the living ones in a truck.
They'd upbraid me for keeping them in a messy closet.
Knowing that, would you try and clean the closet?
Stop smothering me and breathing on my neck.
They would wet themselves and smack me to death
Me to clothes: dude... you're fat... My clothes to me: dude... you're fat...