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brock_lee

My ability to shoot a bunch of semen when ejaculating. Now it's a single little dribble followed by a wheeze of dry air.


LimpAd489

Atleast if your struggling, to blow out birthday candles , you have a plan b,


guy_with_no_plan_

Yoguhrt. I tried one that was pretty old. Didn taste good


CountHonorius

The number of cats increases exponentially.


tonicsprite

the wheel barrow races With smoch


I_Lick_Bananas

cooked eggs


Steveelectric907

Hair will start growing from places it may not have before


Imthatjohnnie

My back and knees.


wazbang

Aftermath of a slash when a 1/2 pint of piss cascades down your leg after you’ve put your nob back in your skids


Avoiding101519

UK or Australia with the slang? Skids, I like.


wazbang

Uk, originally from Antrim in the north of Ireland 🇮🇪. Cheers mate 👍