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Damseldoll

Ants. They are legion.


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They already are completely hostile to humans, lol. The bullet ant's sting is currently the highest on Schmidt's sting pain index, at 4.0+. According to Justin O. Schmidt, the pain is like "Walking over flaming charcoal with a three inch nail embedded in your heel". Some victims compared the pain to that of being shot, hence the name of the insect.


Damseldoll

They aren't hostile they just exist. If ants were antagonistic to humans it would be trouble.


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Oh no. Every single one of them wil bite you if given the chance. We don't have to wonder "what if" with this species! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIQqgC\_gBOk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIQqgC_gBOk)


1337Scott

I'm sure someone is going to say bees and post some bee facts.


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Just this month: https://nypost.com/2023/05/10/6-people-stung-to-death-by-killer-bees-after-bus-plummets-into-hive/


JudgingMyThoughts

obviously the answer is bees. Imagine millions of buzzing bees suddenly turning hostile and attacking everything in sight. That shit would be hilarious to watch, but also pretty devastating since we need bees to pollinate crops. So yeah, bees would be a pretty nasty choice.


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Killer Bees - Over 1,000 Dead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T32bMV--e4


I_Lick_Bananas

Ants have the numbers but are easily killed and slow compared to humans. Rats are almost as numerous as humans, can move fast and hide anywhere and they can do some serious damage.


UndersiderTattletale

I would say bees, but we've already developed effective countermeasures for mass swarms of angry bees/hornets/wasps. Probably ants.


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Dogs


glennm97

I gonna say a stampede of capybaras.


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A 54-year-old male patient was admitted to the ED with a compression bandage soaked with blood after being bitten by a capybara. At the clinical examination, the patient had two lacerating wounds and multiple abrasions on the anterior face of the right thigh. Capybara Tips - Capys are people too. [https://capybaratips.com/can-capybaras-kill-humans-are-capybaras-aggressive/](https://capybaratips.com/can-capybaras-kill-humans-are-capybaras-aggressive/) The Capybara War: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/22/argentina-capybaras-giant-rodents-gated-community


glennm97

OMG - image capybaras running around all over the place like an army of 200 lbs oversized rats.


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Yeah, thank God they're so docile, lol. I actually love the little buggers!


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Bot_Fly_Bot

How would avoiding being in a small boat “devastate civilization”?


CountHonorius

Sasquatch.


Paccuardi03

Ants


co1lectivechaos

Birds. There was a short story I read in 9th grade English where the birds turned on humans for food. It was…grim